Oct 10, 2007 Private Practice

Episode 1 was pretty awful. Expisode 2 was a little better. Let's get to it:

01:00 - Addison is locked out of her house in the rain in a nighty. this scene appeals to me, but im not sure why it woudl appeal to all the female viewers, unless this is a fantasy caryn hasnt told me about.

02:00 - it turns out the readon Addison left Grey's was bc of the seattle rain. now that its raining i california, apparently she's gonna put us all out of our misery and rejoin greys.

03:00 - oh it turns out Addison moved to LA for the beautiful people running in slow motion on the beach. I'd consider us lucky if Addison decided to forsake this practice and become a Life Guard.



04:00 - this guy talking to judging amy the psychiatrist. i remember watching him get in a motorcycle accident 2 nites ago and then get pissed on by animals. She's calling him Doug. i think that's wrong. Doug is the councilman. and why is he telling his wife he's getting a divorce? hasn't he already told celia he wants a divorce?

6:00 - in california, its a hoo-ha. not a va-jay-jay. whatever's its called, lets just please not discuss the icky-sticky.

07:30 - here's an unlikely nut--did she try out for the Blue Men Group?

13:00 really, who waits that long?

13:30 - in my HS, all the bandgeeks were having sex with eachother like crazy. there were even lesbian bandgeeks.

15:00 - caryn laffed when addison said "dirty" 3x i 15seconds. he's sad b/c his wife died this week in 2001. nutter-roo.

16:00 - speaking of goalposts, nobody moves them like hte Bush administration.

16:30 - if doug's wife died, id be happy. how am i supposed to care about that subplot?

18:00 - teh japenese was delivered 5miutes ago. the yellowtail scallion roll didnt make it here. and then teh salad was not closed properly and spilled in the bag. and then i had to call up and complain. didnt this already happen...

22:00 - predictoin - these muscle pills will not work on her hoo-ha. will anything work by the end of hte episode though? i predict yes.

22:30 - caryn wants to know why addison hasnt bought an umbrella yet. why is Pizz flirting with the divorced doctor? can't he get a hotter chick? i mean, he was nailing Veronica Mars for cryin' out loud.

23:00 - that didnt take long. the pills didnt work. I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is that you should lose it early and often.

25:00 - pete is totally gonna cure virgin woman.

26:00 - wise words from Pizz: "Figure out what they want, and give it to them." Why do they never want 3-ways?

27:00 - when did the Smurfs join the cast of Private Practice?

27:30 - euphemism of the night; "parting of the red sea."

28:00 - what's a Buddha Complex?

29:00 - mean wife is coughing blood. i still dont care. thats the 2nd time in 3 weeks Judging Amy's storyline has sucked. which is sad, b/c we enjoyed her performance in "The Jane Austen Book Club"

32:00 - missed a trip-ff nut :(

33:00 - what's making the girls blue? i think their dad is papa smurf. that's the best i can come with.

37:00 - saw that wife's death anniversay thing coming a mile away. nut!

39:00 - now seems as good a time as any to mention that caryn and i watched Pete in The Nine last year. on a similar subject, Marie Cruz from PB also was in The Nine. our taste in new shows isnt always the best :(

39:30 - while we're at it, i would like to predict that the detective in Pushing Daisies is the bank manager from the Nine. i knew he looked familiar. Nut me a river baby!

44:00 - trip-ff nut. redeemed.

45:00 - imdb nut.

46:00 pete cured her. did i predict that 21 minutes ago? yes, yes id did.

48:00 - this "i can talk to you about the records in front of Doug, but its confidential do you still want me to" is such bs. That should totally be a violation of doctor-patient privilege. he's so telling Doug that she's hiding something. If i was her lawyer, I'd sue the doctors.

49:00 - Doug's gonna stay with her. i still don't care. the most interesting thing about this plot for me was the ethical privilege issue and impending lawsuit. i don't think thats what Shonda was going for.

50:00 - i forgot to mention that it turns out they did give us that Yellowtial Scallion roll. but instead of 3 rolls in each boc, there was 4 in 1 and 2 in the other. and in the 4, the 4th roll was packed sideways, and the seaweed blended in with the black tray. so, yea, i'm pretty sure this already happend.

54:00 - Caryn's friend Sonia and her boyfriend are here now to watch Grey's and Dirty Sexy Money. we bought a bottle of Riesling. a new one, it snot bad. caryn and sonia are drinking rum and coke out of martini glasses. high class.

55:00 - caryn forgot to tape 30 rock again. good thing i reminded her at 8:31. sometimes this incompetence frustrates me. i hope caryn doesnt read this post.

57:00 - Naomi's cake tirade sounds like a Meredith monologue.

58:00 - i didnt see this coming. it turns out that Pete did not love his wife. he hated her.

59:00 - im supposed to think that Kellerman telling Judging Amy to "be a man" is funny. get it? b/c she's a woman. i get it. but its not funny.

60:00 - when does this show get cancelled? January? April? I'm predicting that it does not make it to season 2. put that nut in the bag.

xoxo
nutblogger