Oct 9, 2007 Beauty and The Geek

So, this may not be the most popular show, but Ashton Kucher knows how to deliver! We watched seasons 1 and 2, and BatG is good for some awkward moments and plenty of lawl.

Caryn asks if we are more than a beauty and the geek. I tell her yes. I'm a beauty and a geek. So is caryn ( i was obligated to add the 2nd part).

0:00 - post-elimination challenge crying is pretty funny. and now she wants revenge!

01:00 - what is a "strong" beauty and the geek team? Nut prediction: Will does not win.

01:30 - the male beauty is gonna nail this female beauty.

01:35 - correct! is this skinemax or CW?

02:15 - omg the female geek was in the lower bunk bed hte whole time! and bawling. poor girl. Sam is a bastard. we hate him. i hope they both have STDs now.

03:30 - wuts a musicologist?

04:00 - Sam feels bad. caryn thinks he has a permanent zoolander look on his face. Its all Blue Steel all the time for sam.

05:00 - "His rubber bands will be missed" - sounds like a good thing for recently eliminated rubber band club guy to put on his tombstone

05:30 - interactive challenges - fans pick teh challenge! I'm hoping Massage By Geek is the challenge. And I'll predict a nut for beauties launching rockets. Caryn thinks it will be the one where they have to get guys to buy them drinks at a bar even tho they are un-made-up.

07:00 - im walking in place while i type. there's some cofusion on the show now. the geek doesnt know if hes squeezing his butt cheeks. literally. "are you squeezing them?" "i dont know"

09:00 - geek massage practice: "at least my hands arent sweaty. thats a plus"

10:00 - they talk about "threats" like this is Survivor or something. its funny.

15:00 - commercial break over. Massage By Geek! called it.

16:00 - Katie's description is "sorority girl". Great porn music playing while the beauties disrobe. oh ashton.

17:00 - "theyre 26 year old men. but they act like 13 year boys" It occurs to me that Will reminds me of somebody i know.

17:30 - the "typewriter technique" makes an appearance. his mother likes it! aww, another girl got hurt by the hard scratching. The obvios nut here is that will wins. but ill go against conventional wisdom and take the field.

19:00 - "they were doing my legs and thighs, and i was like, how high are they going up?"

20:00 - "The geek with the msot magical fingers is.... commercial break.

25:00 - caryn got a fastforward nut. that is when you correctly stop the fast forward right on the start after the commercial. The most difficult fast forward nut is a trip nut, when you have it forwarding as fast as it can

25:00 - The Field wins! Go Jesse!

26:00 - Jesse: "i hope someday i get to give a girlfriend a good massage"

28:00 - easy nut - will's team gets sent in, unless rebecca wins the beauty challenge.

30:00 - what makes a hooters girl "ultimate".

30:30 - "studying isnt fun for me, unless there are a lot of pictures" - jasmine

31:00 - great music. what is this song? Rocket challenge nut succesful!!!!!! omg, how could i not realize that was The Final Countdown playing?!?! Where's GOB? WHERES TEH MAGIC!!!

32:00 - winner prediction: Rebecca. this is exciting. Jasmine is the dumbest girl ever. she says she did legos, but i dont believe her. Oh, i forgot about Sam. he says it was a piece of cake. but really, Coudl zoolander do it?

33:00 Zoolander could not! correct on the skepticism! uh oh. Sam is gonna try to put his rocket back together. the girls are slow!

35:00 Sam wins! de-nutted. THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! why isnt he dancing around! Rebecca was just too slow ><

35:30 - Apparently the beauty that sam is nutting, if you will, is rebecca. i predict they send the weakest team in to face rebecca and will. It's gotta be jasmine.

39:00 - Sam's geek girl think's sam is distracted by his budding romance. insightful!

40:00 sly! she says in her confessional that she thinks jen could beat rebecca (she wants rebecca and will out). then she tells sam that she thinks jen is the weakest team and the best chance of rebecca staying!

42:00 sam chooses william and jen! go geek girl! "sam, what was youre reasoning?" "it's hard to say"

43:00 - "im not sure if sam knew how good william and jen were. it was my idea to put them up for elimination." i love it! rebecca, btw, is a total mess. bawling already. incoming nut: rebecca and will are eliminated, and rebecca gets both her elimination questions wrong.

44:00 - sam isnt sure he made the right choice. sam can never be sure of anything. that's what happens when your a moron.

51:00 - i didnt know the first beauty questoin. jen got it. NASA's first something was the Enterprise. Rebecca missed it. so did i.

52:00 Name the planets in the solar system that humans have walked on. Jen went with earth and the moon. "The moon is not correct. it is a moon." that's what the host said. I lol'd. still 1-0 jen. Talking computerin 2001 Space Oddysey is Hal, not Gates!. Rebecca missed both her Qs. successful nut!! 1-0 jen, the guys are up!

55:00 - ride the horse that brought ya, im sticking with my guns. incoming nut: william holds on and will gets eliminated. William knows what shiatsu transaltes to! - finger pressure! 2-0. will needs to get his Q right.

AND ITS OVER!!!! cherokee and navajo was the correct answer!!!

57:00 - next week nut - geek girl will be unable to resist the temptation to tell the others that it was her idea to send william and in in order to eliminate will and rebecca. Sam will find out. i will laugh.

58:00 - william is cocky, and feeling like the new alpha dog. will he be stephen colbert's alpha dog of the week? perhaps, but i wouldnt bet a nut, or two, on it.

post show q from caryn: will sam start getting with other beauties now that rebecca is gone? I'll go with "yes". The beauties have to teach 3rd graders next week. classic.