Thursday, March 20, 2008

LOST March 3/20/08

1:00 - mike's already making gratuitous music complaints.

2:00 - funny hurley.

3:00 - hopefully we'll get more of miles and ben telling everyone whats going on.

4:00 - omg, michael's there to die! wuts that mean?!?! i feel like im more sarcastic and negative when watching with these momos.

5:00 - does alex know rousseau is her mother? i cant even remember.

6:00 - ben just answered it for me. i agree with rachel that alex is hot. she should be on Rome.

8:00 - caryn and mike note that that scene ended with mroe unnecessary eerie music. i wanto go back and watc hearly season eps to see if they were as ridic with the music then.

9:00 - i bet its michael that is mucking up the engine, btw.

10:00 - caryn claims to have nutted a micheal flash-x episode during the previously on segment.

11:00 - so anyway, why did michael try to commit suicide by shipping crate?

13:00 - rachel is nutting that michael was the person in the coffin. this could not possibly be more incorrect. its the early leader for Worst Nut of 2008.

15:00 - caryn nutted him seeing Libby. this im betting confirms my Flash-Middle nut.

16:00 - its a good thing the car didnt blow up. walt wouldnt have got the note.

17:00 - caryn notes some grey in michaels beard. flash forward?!

18:00 - rachel gets credit for old black woman as "mama"

19:00 - thanks mama, flash-middle it is.

20:00 - rachel's "we dont see walt b/c he is too old nut" fails, as walt comes to the window and opens the curtain, revealing his face!

22:00 - michael's got a gun.... (sung ot the tune of janie's got a gun, by aerosmith)

23:00 - michael and caryn are dancing to the eerie music.

24:00 - rachel is predicting that michael will continually be unable to kill himself. which looked kinda good, and then more significantly, it's the Other guy!!! caryn nutted fakebeard guy btw. rachel though that in some dark alley in nyc it was gonna be Widmore...

25:00 - mike continues to be critical of everyone, despite his copmlete lack of nuts and glutton of generis pig jokes.

26:00 - how did michael lose walt?!?! whoops, looks like he told walt about how he killed libby (sad) and ana lucia (thank god)

27:00 - fake-beard guy has informed michael that the island wont let him kill himself. props to rachel. it's kinda like Desmond being unable to change his past, and also beign unable to save charlie.

28:00 - wtf, the gun is fully loaded, and it wont shoot. seriously. thats a lil much.

29:00 - fakebeard says widmore ptu hte fake plane down there. didn't the captain say last week that it was ben who put hte fake plane there? caryn notes that we were told last week that hte captain was a liar (by michael the spy though i think....)

30:00 - eep, fakebeard has assigned michael hte task of killing everyone on the boat!

31:00 - fakebeard has a lot of info on how widmore faked the crash. note that it coulda still been ben faking it, and that was their own info. im not sure what side i come down on, though i lean to it beign part of widmore's plan, b/c he needs to find ben on the island and keep it a secret to re-set up dharma or something.

32:00 - btw, when did michael find the time to learn how to be a deckhand?

33:00 - sheesh, sure wasn't hard for michael to smuggle crates aboard the boat while lookign super suspicious.

37:00 - oooh, whats in the carepackage?!

38:00 - rachel: guns, teargas, explosives, things ot kill everyone with. mike: heads.

39:00 - rachel adds: "an infectious biological agent that is making everyone crazy. " i thought they were going crazy from moving toward the island.

40:00 - i went skeetshooting once, but it was with a shotgun, not an automatic weapon.

41:00 - rachel: its a bomb, its a bomb.

42:00 - caryn wanted toolbox redit when there were tools on top. now it appears to be a bomb. now phantom Libby is telling him not to do it.

43:00 - just in time, i successfully nutted that the island wasn't gonna let him blow it up. rachel wonders why the others didnt think of that.

44:00 - so.... what's wit hthe "not yet" note? thats from the others? hte island? it wont blow up til closer? srsly, wtfarx.

51:00 - omg a call from walt?!?!

52:00 - lol ben. you d-bag. haha. aww ben you good guy, not killing innocent people on the boat.

53:00 - more lists of names? sheesh.

54:00- ooh michael finished telling sayid the story.

55:00 - looks like sayid is gonna rat michael out. lol.

56:00 - the Others are at this Sacntuary. its the only safe place. why arent they just at the 2nd island?

57:00 - jesus. that nice sentimental moment went to hell. i hope rousseau saves alex. wtf is shooting at them? why would ben send them there? we are all totally clueles

58:00 - and mike just totally nutted rousseau getting killed right before it happened...

59:00 - whoa. what an ending.

random guesses for who th eshooters were. rachel thinks had to be the others and that ben wanted teh daughter to die so widmore couldnt use her to get to him. i dunno. also anticlimactic end for rousseau, who lasted forever just to getm ucked like that.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

March 6 LOST

finally, the show that i actually *want* to watch!

i predict tonite's ep will be a juliet ep (and that's not b/c i accidentally read a spoiler before averting my eyes from the TV Guide).

1:00- nut!

2:00 - juliet made it off the island. yip!

3:00 - whoops, its not a flashforward. its a "when she first got to hte island" scene. lol.

4:00 - we got fooled bc we thought no more flashbacks.

5:00 - where's charlotte and faraday go?!

6:00 - whisperssssssssssss. guess that explains the heretofre meaningless flashback to start the ep.

7:00 - wtf. she was sent ot tlak to juliet? they're gonan release hte gas from The Tempest like when ben first killed em all? is that a station? and i thought ben was a prisoner?

8:00 - wtf how did that girl vanish?

9:00 - hey look, its the Taile spy, aka Beaux Mart from Ugly Betty!!!

10:00 - i have nothing to write for these last 2 minutes, caryn was distracting me.

12:00 - thie guy has a wife. caryn thinks he was dating juliet in a previous ep. im so conufsed by this scene.

13:00 - caryn asks why juliet just doesnt tell jack. i think tahts a good question.

14:00 - for those of you who dont know, when Lost offered our favorite VM, kristen bell a spot for this season, it was to be as charlotte.

15:00 - what was with that look that kate n charlotte gave eachother?

16:00 - so, charlotte.... nto a good liar.

17:00 - looked like gas masks in taht bag to me!

18:00 - line of the nite "it's very stressful being an other jack"

19:00 - caryn (re harper): "passive-aggressive much?"

20:00 - nice nut for caryn at 12:00.

21:00 - and goodwin did get hurt, when he was sent to be with the tailies!

22:00 - who from ben's past does juliet look like? his mom who died in childbirth? caryn: "baby, you tihnk he ever saw his mom who died in childbrith?" me: "pictures.... duh" caryn: "obvi, ben had a first love. and there was a lil girl in his childhood ep"

23:00 - htf did ben send a msg to harper ot talk to juliet?

30:00 - already half thru. i feel like not much has happened yet. feels like a season 3 ep tbh.

31:00 - oh juliet, you lil homewrecker.

32:00 - sheesh, everyone knows that ben has a crush on juliet!

33:00 - goodwin is working with some dangerous chemicals it seems!

34:00 - look, its the scene of ben sending goodwin to find the tailies. hmm, did somebody mention that before, at say, the 21:00 mark?

35:00 - weird, juliet when on ahead w/o kate and jack. this is all so sketch!

36:00 - 36-15-28!!!!

37:00 - ooh ben, taping over the game!

38:00 - Caleb is on the tape!! it is widmore's boat! pretty sure i predicted that preivously!

39:00 - widmore and dharma are gonna exploit the island!

40:00 - whoa, the widmore file!

41:00 - gonan find out who the man on the boat is!

42:00 - what bs kate. why does it even matter if they know who you are. makes no sense!

43:00 - i asked who zack and emma were. caryn knew they were the kids from the tail.

52:00 - so... wtf is going on. did ben even contact harper? did ben want the gas to go off? im so clueless. none of this makes sense.

53:00 - hwo did charlotte and faraday evne knwo to go there? it makes no sense!

55:00 - aww, tender juliet-jack moment.

57:00 - whoa is that their first *makeout?

Sooo.... mediocre at best, but pretty disappointing. kind of a "not very much happened" episode. and what little did happen, didnt happen til the last 10minutes. caryn agrees with me. all that juliet backstory did very little, other than to tell us she resembles somebody from ben's past and he thinks she's his. otherwise, nada. this was very "last season" and a huge disappointment following last week's awesomeness.

caryn also gave a nice rant at the "youll never believe who ben has on the ship". caryn: "i wouldnt believe it, except that you idiots told us that Michael was coming back this season!!!!"

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

ANTM 3/5/08

So, TV nite was a bust once again with everybody playing hooky. fortch, caryn and i got to watch the next 4 eps of Ugly Bettyface, and i just adored it. unfortch, i am now being forced to watch and blog this show, which i hate more than most things in the world.

1:00 - lol. fatmina is trying to tlak smack about the hot brunette's butt. fatima is soooo butt ugly that its lol. i mean, she's so unattractive that i would not hook up with her, and as caryn can attest, nobody has a bigger Celebrity 5 than me.

2:00 - caryn caught me reading blogs and not watching top model and i got in trouble. i bette rplay close attention so this show can fry more of my brain cells.

3:00 - in good news, i was skimming today's TV Guide, and there was blurb that as critical of top model. so i liked that.

4:00 - honestly, i could do without the extended Walmart commercial and the "y'all"

5:00 - omg, vultures at the makeup mirror!!!

6:00 - lol fatima got ragged on. wtf they ragged on allison, shes so hot! was he the one i liked last week?

7:00- yay julia stiles won! and her picture is on WALMART.COM!! lets go check it out guyz!!!11!1!

8:00 - oh yay, talk about our children. guess this means julia is gonna get eliminated in the future, in the "i miss my child" ep.

9:00 - some other girl was talking about her child too. i had no idea who she was. we'll call her "random not-good-looking number 6"

10:00 - fatima doll has a fat ass! *zing*

11:00 - ooooo. she said that she likes "to take it from the back b/c she's black". arr to the oh eff ell?

12:00 - srsly, isn't tyra supposed to be like trying ot be baby oprah, or a good role model. but this show may as well be called "Real World 423: Model City"

13:00 - makeover episode aaaaaa. we know that rachel is pleased. hopefully, for my sake, they'll make a few more of the girls look attractive.

14:00 - btw, how funny is it that they are "cycles" and not seasons? a rose by any other name...

15:00 - prediction: fatima will still be ugly.

16:00 - whoa anya is smokin' now.

17:00 - new shitney is hot, but i liked old whitney too.

18:00 - Tyra-Vision is so dumb.

19:00 - aimee is hawt.

20:00 - lol tyra made her a horse. or a mulletgirl from new jersey. i bet lawrence had lots of friends with that haircut in high school.

21:00 - hey, its heather version 2. wtf, they made her look hot.

22:00 - so i thought this miss j thing was dumb, but now they are mocking the other girls with it, and that is HILARIOUS.

23:00 - katarzyna is still hawwwwwwwwwwwwwt.

24:00 - ugh, they destroyed julia stiles ><

25:00 - ok fatima is up. surprise surprise, she's whining.

26:00 - allison. SO fifferent. i dunno, i liked her black hair.

27:00 - its domionique, the tranny. still unatractive.

28:00 - shorter stacy ann: "wowww this suckssssss"

29:00 - amis is blah. caryn laffed though.

30:00 - yay back to fatima. more whining. here come the tears. lol allison confessional making fun of fatima. aww commercial.

31:00 - selesha commercial! could she appear any more awkward? could she?! i think not!!!

33:00 - still watcing fatima as she dials up the whaaambulance. heres her new hair. its long. but nut nut for me, she's still fugly. nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

34:00 - i coudl do w/o all of them reading off the tyra-ticker.

35:00 - Elle Macpherson!!! she was on the cover of my first SI Swimsuit Issue that i got as a kid!! rawr....

36:00 - katarzyna looked SO HOT. they had to be careful it wasnt too tacky they said, but i tihnk they meant too smoking hot, b/c this competition should be over and katarzyna wins. im predicting her as my winner for the season, ahem, cycle.

37:00 - omg, jay, really? lauren is awkward? really? shocker! you mean she wasn't casted specifically ot be awkward? what a stupid farking show this is.

39:00 - allison is so cocky. even tho she was so hot in her old black hair. she is getting eliminated soon. and now jay is bitzing at her for posing bad. she could be toast this ep, but even if she's not, she's toast soon.

40:00 - dominique's face is hideous. did nobody notice this in casting?

41:00 - yes, elle did just use the word "knickers".

42:00 - allison is either totally delusional, or such a liar, the way she is tellign the girls she did good. she is a lock for bottom 3, and only dominique can save her from elimination.

43:00 - hey, its nigel barker. hes a total d-bag.

44:00 - amis is wearing hte ugliest purple maternity wear ever at judges table.

45:00 - jesus this is such bullshit. they are criticizing katarzyna. "its too sex kitten, you look like a mail order bride". during the part of her shoot, she looked so hot, and musta had a ton of great pictures, instead they picked that one to be total assholes. what a hoax of bs this show is. im a little worried that katarzyna could be in for 3-4 episodes of "your too sexy" and then elimination.

47:00 - anya was a lot hotter before she talked.

48:00 - allison is up. nigel is such a jackass. really. he must be a total prick in real life. her picture was awful yes, but nigel was beign a prick before we even got to it.

49:00 - whitney's outfit was just awful. she'll be safe tho, b/c it wasnt her fault.

50:00 - judges deliberation coming up!

51:00 - allison is totally bottom 3. ouch, they are so "old mother hen? to dominique. she the 2nd in my bottom 3. so allison's pic is awful, but isntead of talking about that, nigel bitches about her not saying "thankyou." ill make these 2 my bottom 2 lock.

52:00 - lauren is number 1? are you kidding me? what a joke. im totally rooting for whitney as one of my top favs. thank god katarzna makes it, but not without a bitchy "sexy" comment.

53:00 - so, nut of the bottom 2 for both caryn and i. we both think dom will go home. it would be stupid not to. she's too old to even have a chance. maybe allison coudl turn it around, at least she is hot. but, tyra is referring to nigel's thank you whining.

54:00 - miss! allison is gone. dominque stays. and apparently they didnt listen to tyra when she said what hair color to give soccermom.

55:00 - what an awful show. i shoulda studied for hte mpre. i cant go to school tomm after enduring this. im gonan take the day off.

56:00 - wanna catch "The Pussygirls Present Girlicious" next on cw?

57:00 - ill see yo uguys next week, for more Real World 294: Bitchy Model Town.