Heroes Fall Finale!!!

while we're nearly liveblogging Heroes, please note that we need 2 pts from the Eagles Defense tonite. Fly Eagles Fly!!!

1:00 - wait, i have to get some more Dr L. this figures to be unbearable otherwise.

2:00 - CB Note: J made me pause right after the "previously ons" to talk football on the phone. Let's gooooooooooo!

3:00 - it was totes awesome when sylar offed Arthur P, i will admit that. loved seeing that again.

4:00 - cb notes that sylar is narrating. does this mean mohinder will die?!

5:00 - why is nathan so dumb to keep following this plan? like seriously, did he miss season 1? he was manipulated all season, and did the right thing at the end, barely.

6:00 - still unexplained is how peter will get his powers back. also, it would be awesome if peter busted a cap in nathan's ass. nice trick punch petey!

7:00 - overheard on the couch at 46 and 1, "peter, you used to be my favorite!"
CB Note: After the ep, when they did the preview for the next chapter, they showed Peter from season 1...he was so emotive! he was so genuine! he didn't talk in a batman-like snarl! Oh season 1 Peter, how I miss you...

8:00 - how is sylar at primatech? he was just at pinehearst.
RK Note: This is an excellent question, he doesn't have Hiro's, Daphne's or Nathan's abilities, or anything like them, does he?

9:00 - what is this "i'm gonna prove you're all monsters like me" talk? we dont understand.
RK Note: Has anyone else seen Saw? Did anyone else think that Sylar's scheme was a LOT like Jigsaw's schemes in the Saw movies?
CB Note: Saw is NOT my kind of movie...

10:00 - thanks claire for that get you in the back of the head reminder from season 1. i had forgotten that, since it'd been 6 minutes since i saw arthur get killed like that.
LB Note: Arthur was killed because the Haitian was holding off his powers, not because he was shot in the back of the head...
RK Note: Then why didn't he heal once the Haitian left?
CB Note: Arthur was killed because the Haitian was holding off his powers so that he could be shot in the head. We've learned that people who can heal, (Peter, Claire, Sylar...) can only die if shot/stabbed in the head - if whatever it was was removed from their head, they could then heal, a la Claire in season one when she had that branch in her head and woke up after it was removed during her autopsy.

11:00 - also... who are sylar's real parents? or was he all genetically hatched like ali larter?

12:00 - cb thinks hiro woulda fallen by now.
RK Note: I agree. He also righted himself on top of that flagpole WAY too effortlessly. Very unrealistic. Not that any of the show is at all realistic, or supposed to be at all realistic...
LB Note: Hiro looks like the bastion of upper body strength...


13:00 - how did arthur know to go back and get the formula from hiro? did he paint it isaac style?

14:00 - what are these 2 bad guys doing? who are they with?

15:00 - L.O.L. at fear guy instakilling that marine.
LB Note: This scene was absolutely hilarious. Though I kinda feel bad for the marine who like watched his friends die and is now having his neck snapped by creepy fear dude.
CB Note: The only thing I didn't like about this was that I totally wanted their plans with the super strong soldiers to go awry and blow up in their faces by the strong men turning on them.

16:00 - was it really that easy to get rid of all the formula?

17:00 - cb asks, and i agree, how ridiculous is it that ando thinks he's gonna get to time travel? do you just get to pick your power? i mean, seriously, what ridiculousness.

18:00 - good point parkman, we agree! lol.

19:00 - daphne actually just tried to argue that you get the power you want (cripple to being fast bc she wanted to run). are we really supposed to take that brief explanation to parkman's question (asked for the audiences sake) as the answer? - did peter really wanted to absorb other peoples power? nathan really wanted to fly? parkman really wanted to read his cheating wife's thoughts? fear guy really wanted to be powerful from other peoples fears? and micah really wanted most of all to be able to withdraw all the money he wanted from ATMs????

20:00 - also, cb keeps unpausing and not giving me a chance to type, and then complaining bc i'm blogging. She's the one who wanted me to blog to begin with!!!
CB Note: You have to give the people what they want! Think of all the joy you spread with your blog! I think you should blog more often!
RK Note: Please, please, PLEASE blog Y&R. And every ANTM.
LB Note: Umm, learn how to type faster...

21:00 - also, so, now ando has powers? there goes the kind of cool thing of having some people without powers.
LB Note: I'm fine with Ando having powers now that Hiro has no powers...

22:00 - lol that sure was easy for hiro to climb up... didn't look it from the other views.

23:00 - cb thinks hiro will have to get help from his dad.

24:00 - wise words from little hiro. i wonder if hiro is gonna get rid of the formula now, and then instachange the future. i hate how you cant blog during hiro scenes, bc you're not reading the screen. cb used to be better at reading it out loud to me.

25:00 - btw, if its so easy for hiro like this, why didn't he just teleport back to cheaply save the world in seasons 1 and 2? (ie, by killing exploding guy so he could never give sylar his power, or by [we tried to figure out what the plot of season 2 was to give an example, but neither of us remembered. something about a little indian girl virus? and some plot with mohinder seeing images of her in dreams or india that was just spontaneously dropped???)

26:00 - witty repartee between claire and angie there (temper tantrums and spankings)

27:00 - with sylar so dangerous, why did angela want to play games with him being a company agent? why not just kill him? wouldn't that have been smarter? he better have like some super important role to explain such silliness. cb asks what the end game was for the whole "family" plan that both her and arthur tried to use.
CB Note: She was just trying to use him as a weapon - get the scary killer on your side so he's with you, not against you. But how'd Arthur know she was lying to Sylar about it when they first saw each other and said he also told Sylar he was his dad. Damn that Arthur.
LB Note: Angela is a manipulator. That's what she does. She's also eerily calm during this entire scene while everyone else is running around freaking out!
CB Note: Angela IS always calm!!! No matter what the situation. How odd.


28:00 - those are some loud ticking clocks!!!! is this how claire becomes a villain (peters original future that really doesn't matter anymore)?! omg no she shot the phone instead, and then delivered a brilliant "you are". i was on the edge of my seat.... really... . ok, i was just reaching for the wineglass, but still.
CB Note: I believe I mentioned at this point that it seemed like a waste of a bullet, since she only had 6

29:00 - a) i cant believe the plan was to let all (3) villains out? also, why didn't he just puppet them both?
RK Note: I was SO AFRAID he was going to just puppet them all!!!! Why didn't he just immediately puppet everyone?!?! I hate him and he terrifies me. He also sort of reminds me of my 1L Legal Writing professor.
LB Note: I figured he'd die pretty quickly like fear dude "instakilled" the marine...


30:00 - cb hates puppetmaster. i say, at least he doesn't shoot fire.
CB Note: He's SO creepy
LB Note: Puppetmaster could use some of the sexual harrassment training I had in my office. We watched some very informative vignettes.

31:00 - caryn wonders if mohinder is dead. i say it doesnt matter, bc hiro is gonna change the past and render this entire season moot.
CB Note: I think the correct word is "hoped" ...caryn hoped mohinder might finally be offed.
RK Note: Rachel hoped, too.

32:00 - i will say, this daphne-parkman-ando scene with the scrunching was comedy gold.

34:00 - cb thinks that glowing red ando hand is the ability he had when he killed hiro. now.... THAT... would be awesome, and maybe even reinstore a little faith in the plotting ability of the writers. ok, so i was looking to see where above i wrote that it would be kinda awesome if they at least went back to the ando v hiro fight, but i couldn't find it. i swear, i thought it. while i was looking, cb mentioned how Heroes is sloppy with its past-present-future effects, unlike B2F 1 and 2. i pointed her towards the entry at 31:00. totes agree!
LB Note: The problem with the theory that this is the power that he kills Hiro with is that the power supposedly magnifies other people's powers. I think that scene was a false future bc it appeared that Hiro had powers in it and now he doesn't. Plus, wouldn't using his powers on Hiro just amplify Hiro's powers, not kill him...
RK Note: He wasn't REALLY killing him, see Caryn's note how it just looked like it at 56:00-- in the future he was supercharging Hiro, but when Hiro saw the future vision before knowing of the existence of Ando's future-acquired ability, he thought it was killing and didn't realize it was supercharging. This is all theory since I didn't rewatch the scene to confirm it was the same zapping thing going on, but I like Caryn's theory on it at 56:00! Also it could be a future that still happens if Hiro gets his powers back, which he may be able to somehow still... He could always go back in time and grab some of the formula to inject himself with (or roll around in like Mohinder).

34:00 - for rachel, B2F = back to the future.
RK Note: Thanks for the shoutout

35:00 - every great B level horror flick needs a still moving decapitated arm.
RK Note: Yet another similarity between this episode and the Saw movies.

36:00 - a) i cant believe sylar could lose to the puppetmaster. b) how could the puppetmaster be so dumb not to insta kill sylar, why talk like a dummy?

37:00 - bye claire's mom. its ok though, you were mostly useless.
RK Note: I hope getting rid of Jessalyn Gilsig was only to free up her schedule to go back to Nip/Tuck as Gina
LB: I still think Claire could have absorbed all fo the fire and healed from the burns...
RK Note: GREAT point, if she could somehow have absorbed it all without the company blowing up... Also in this scene I was irrationally worried about Claire getting out before the building exploded, when clearly it doesnt matter since she could have healed anyway!!!
CB Note: I still think that the Fire is not the same as the Electricity that Claire absorbed from Elle. Elle was electrocuting the plane and held Claire's hand too electrocute Claire. It wasn't Claire "absorbing" it exactly, it was just that she could be electrocuted and survive. Claire's mom was going to explode, there's no way to "absorb" fire in the same way, because even if she burned Claire, she was still going to explode.
LB Note Rejoinder: While I understand what you are saying, if I remember correctly, Elle's problem was that she could no longer control her powers. It's the same problem as biomom. Elle was sparking when she got angry; biomom was shooting flames bc of the adrenaline. If she had just shot fire into Clare until the effects of the adrenaline wore off...
CB Note Rejoinder: I agree that both were a result of the person not being able to control the power, but I believe that is the difference in the 2 powers that is the reason it can't be done! Fire and electricity are different in how they work, fire doesn't have the same ability to transfer to a different object like electricity can.

38:00 - ohnoes, she cant control her fire, she's gonna asplode!! recycle season 1 more pls.

39:00 - sylar is devious. at least they've explained his earlier line. he is trying to force them all into bad situations and make them do terrible things, like hrg and elle did to him.

40:00 - i know that was obvi, but rachel was probably texting and emailing, so i wanted to make sure she got it. Also, titus pollo is in the legion with lucius vorenus.
RK Note: I don't text and e-mail during HEROES, just terrible boring confusing HBO shows. I couldn't pick Titus Pollo out of a lineup if my life depended on it. I didn't even like Rome the city that much when I visited it. Also I got a B in Jeremy McInierny's Introduction to Ancient Rome class, and perhaps my bitterness over that is what led to my aversion to all things Rome-related in my future. OR, perhaps that class was more boring than the HBO show Rome. Actually, not possible.

41:00 - note though, that lucius is now making out with Arliss' former assistant on thursday nites on abc.
RK Note: Luckily that wouldn't confuse me because I'd never recognize Lucius. At least not Lucius from Rome. I'd know Lucius Malfoy anywhere.

42:00 - Assante Samuel Pick 6! 3 Superbowls next week! Blondies West at 1pm, make sure to rsvp!

43:00 - terrible nathan/fear dialogue.

44;00 - well, rough end for fear guy. he was mostly a pointless character. just some random 'muscle' ali larter is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

45:00 - ooooooh, at least ando's new power is kinda funky! well, actually, apparently he sends OTHER PEOPLE back in time. nifty i guess. does make the time traveler total 2 though. closing in on fire throwers!

46:00 - i love how ticking clocks are season 3's way overused sound effect in the vein of micah's ATM theme music.
RK Note: What HAPPENED to Micah??? And to that little girl who could find anyone?

47:00 - you are KIDDING me lol. the gun didn't do it, so we got claire running throught the glass? what silliness. i feel like every scene centered on trying to make claire a hero is TERRIBLE. so are her terrible one liners. she'd be better off saving dolphins in japan.

48:00 - right ali, all you need is the document with the formula. who needs the catalyst? the last 3 episodes were so bad, lets just pretend they never happened. good plan ali.
LB Note: Shouldn't they just make a pdf version of the formula and e-mail it to themselves...
RK Note: Seriously, or even a low tech Xerox? Make just a few copies? Even handwritten copies? Someone with the power of photographic memory could just memorize it, its only a sheet of paper long! SOMETHING, people!

48:00 - rachel, skip the entries at 49:00 and 52:00.

49:00 - ok, so now they are going with the supercharger theory for ando's power. now, this was my first guess, though i didnt write it [CB Note: As J likes to say, Screenshot or it didn't happen!], when parkman could hear everything in nyc, and daphne moved realllllllllllly fast. but then, to explain, daphne's time travel, back they go all "you were moving so fast you went back in time, its einstein's theory of relativity!!!!" Well, listen up you pathetic lamers, im not a physicist, but i did read some physics books for popular consumption [CB Note: Nerd!], and the only time travel happening when you move at speeds approaching the speed of light is that time moves slower for you (bc your energy is spent so much moving through space, that less is moving through time, conceptually), so that if you go traveling at the speed of light for a few years, then come back to earth, you will yourself not actually have aged even though years have gone by, and everyone else will have aged, so it will feel like time travel, but you never actually literally go backwards. thats just pathetic hocus pocus. in other words, par for the Heroes course.
CB Note: Mumbo Jumbo. I'm fine with thinking that Daph/Ando can move fast enough to go through time. It's Heroes after all, not exactly the source of realistic plots.

50:00 - all that said, supercharging is a cool ability. but this whole supercharging daphne back thing is ridiculous. and, as caryn notes, what will she do for 16years once shes back there? it will be cool if she meets her "nemesis" in the past though, bc hiro daph scenes are usually actually good.
CB Note: Well, I had just wondered if it worked both ways, she could travel back and forth through time, which obviously, she did. Cause it would have been funny if it worked backwards and then they were stuck :)

51:00 - why not just tell him you are hiro?
CB Note: I agree! It's not like his dad doesn't know about powers. His mom believed him when he told him. If he had told him what happened in the future, maybe he would have agreed to destroy it, rather than just hide the two halves.



52:00 - ok, so, my first thought was, daphne mucked it up and now its not destroyed. then cb noted that it was ripped in half in the future, the 2 halves. so.... kudos to the writers for not taking the easy "hiro just goes back and fixes it path." On the other hand, if it was already ripped in 2 halves in the episode we first saw, that seems to suggest the kind of timetravel universe where the timetraveling is already taken into account. this, of course, was decidedly NOT the case with arthur, who obviously was NOT the catalyst originally. So... well done writers, way to use two theories of how to reconcile time travel paradoxes, and sub them in and out as you need.
CB Note: As I explained to J after seeing him type the above...it was PRESENT arthur who went back in time, became the catalyst, and then returned to the present to activate the formula. As opposed to PAST arthur taking the catalyst and having had it all the time, the past 16 years. So throughout this season, arthur never had the catalyst, until the point he went back in time, got it, and returned. Really no one was the catalyst for those 16 years in between.

RK Note: YES, YES, YES. Caryn explains this brilliantly.

53:00 - rachel, you should skip the entries at 52:00 and 49:00. actually, this wont do you any good now. let me go add it in at 48:00.

54:00 - cb has a nuanced take on the issue in 52:00, which i think is s pretty persuasive response. im impressed. kudos to her. ill let her add it in a cb note.

55:00 - so now, they are going to get the formula again at pinehearst? tbh... i would just dash back in time to the moment before hiro got caught and destroy the formula.

56:00 - awesome note by cb, although we cant remember the dialogue, its likely that ando was never killing hiro, but just supercharging him in the future. well done babe! cb just suggested going online to watch it after. mayhaps we will.
RK Note: Such a good nut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

57:00 - cb wants to note that i am 10 minutes ahead on my minutes numbers, and have been all ep.

58:00 - ohnoes! they spilled a vat of formula all over the floor and mohinder drank some and woke up.

59:00 - nathan is such a patsy. btw, is peter gonna inject himself? lol good thing there was one syringe left. cb and i wonder if peter will get his absorption power back, or all the old ones he collected too. well, he can fly!
RK Note: Such a good point, if it just gives back his power to absorb abilities, how can he fly? Maybe because Nathan was there? Or does he still have all past absorbed abilities?
CB Note: We think Peter regained his ability to absorb other powers, but not the powers he had previously. So, he got Nathan's power cause he was in the same room as Nathan. But he still needs to be near other people to get their powers again.

60:00 - mohinder is trapped in the lab fire. cb cheers his imminent death. i preemptively cry at his unlikely escape.

61:00 - two thumbs up for animated john hodgman!
CB Note: For those who don't know...that was a reference to the Animated "I'm a Mac" commercial that we stopped to watch because who doesn't love claymation?!

62:00 - she gave him love and guidance like a mother? for what, 2 episodes?
CB Note: Perhaps we will learn that when Sylar was a baby the Petrelli's took care of him before giving him to his adoptive family? Would be more satisfying than her pretending to be his mom for a few eps.

63:00 - angela is sylar's mother... true or false? survey sayyyyyyyyyyyys..... shes not!

64:00 - ooh.. perhaps an explanation to our earlier question... what skill of sylar's did angela need? uh oh... who are sylar's real parents.............. sounds like a plot for next season tbh...

65:00 - unless... of course... claire offs sylar this episode....

66:00 - whoa... is that really the end of sylar???
CB Note: I would hope not! Maybe after the fire, someone finds Sylar, takes the glass out of his brain, then he will heal a la claire on the autopsy table in season 1.
RK Note: I love Sylar, he can't be gone!!!

67:00 - just let her die claire. nobody cares about her. seriously.

68:00 - so... im supposed to feel all emotional at claires bio mom dying.. i know thats what they are going for... and... i just think its funny and im glad shes dead. seriously... terribly written, not emotional investment. just a sign of bad writing and terrible plotting.
CB Note: I am happy that they're killing a bunch of non-essential characters this ep, so they can start next season off with fewer people, which has been a complaint of Heroes - too many people, too many storylines. They really just need the few ones that we like and one central storyline (that makes more sense).

69:00 - and even cb criticized the needless exploding special effects.

70:00 - cb notes that peters scar isnt healed in this scene with nathan. that would indicate he just can fly and do blue fire now...

71:00 - cb laughed at my 71:00.

72:00 - oh no, mohinder is narrating again. how did he live?!?!?! this isnt gonna be surprising, but id really have preferred if sylar lived and mohinder died...

73:00 - whats mohinder doing with ali.

74:00 - this mohinder narration is just so lame. these things used to be kinda cool in season 1.
CB Note: That's cause we liked Mohinder in season 1. Imagine that!

75:00 - thats it, really? pathetic.

76:00 - cb makes an amazing note! sylar was alive in the future. only now, as i try to explain how great a nut it was, she fights with me about time travel theories and doesn't let me write it bc she wont pause

77:00 - the thing from fugitives was cool. cb nutted the plot of Fugitives.

78:00 - to continue 76:00, sylar cant be dead. bc, as per the first part of 52:00 (cb's cb note to come will explain away the contradictory theories), the future takes into account the past, and sylar was VERY MUCH alive in the future, earlier this season, and as good sylar (did he turn good after finally meeting his parents?). i was going to debate this point with cb, but she shushed me and wouldn't keep it paused.
CB Note: My issue with this was that I think there might be a difference between the PRESENT reflecting things that have happened in the past and when they travel/see visions of the FUTURE, because it is a possible future and once they see what happens, they can change it (because it has not yet happened). Just like in season one, where they went into the future and saw Manhattan all blown up. They saw what COULD happen, went back to the present, and averted it. Then, the future changed. This season, FUTURE peter went back in time because he saw what happened after injecting others with powers. So now, that is averted and that future will no longer happen. So what I'm saying is, while I would love for Sylar to be alive and hopefully be a good guy in the future, it's not necessarily going to happen anymore, since he could very well be dead permanently. Also, as a side note, I'm pretty sure that in that future, Sylar still thought Peter was his brother, meaning in the timeline that lead to that future, he hadn't attacked HRG/found out he wasn't their child/gotten the Lie Detector ability.

79:00 - also i forgot to write about my complaint that daphne and hiro just dashed back to the future. also impossible by their supercharged relativity theory. in actualty, to dash forward like that, they'd have to run at the speed of light for 16 years measured by our lives (ie 16 lightyears), which would allow them to not have aged at all for 16 years when they do go back to moving normally through space.
CB Note: Blah blah blah dork.

80:00 - also, in season one sylar was alive in the future and masquerading as president petrelli, remember that awesome episode then when he fought peter. obviously, we are to assume that this future was averted, but its not under the "thats why the formula was in 2 halves already theory" of time travel.
CB Note: See 78:00 CB Note pls!

Heroes Dec 8

C asked if i wanted to watch ugly betty or heroes first tonite. ofc i picked ugly betty. Heroes, how far thy hath fallen...
CB Note: Not really true. I didn't even ask which he wanted to watch first, cause we watched Ugly Betty while eating dinner, so of course he couldn't blog and eat at the same time!

1:00 - im watching last times now. seth green was the highlight of the season. and as i was watching elle getting mucked i thought to myself, how is it possible that VM has more screentime as the voiceover narrator in GG than in heroes?
CB Note: XOXO

2:00 - why did hrg say "we think she died in the fire"? was that referring to claire or her momzor?

3:00 - omg, was hiro playing... a Gameboy?!?!?!

4:00 - the catalyst must have been in hiro's mom!!! and now the arrangements... to Claire!!! just like my super awesome nut 2 or 3 eps ago that you all criticized like jealous momos.

5:00 - and takei just said that they were giving the catalyst to claire, but mom wanted to keep it in family!!

6:00 - hmm, is there any chance that mom will trix takei and give it to hiro or ando instead.

7:00 - hiro's mom's a healer! like linderman. watch out flame throwing heroes, thats 2 for healers (3 if you count claire!)

8:00 - hilarious talkover scene. we had to rewind to listen to claire.
CB Note: In case you can't tell, he's referring to the scene where both Hiro and Claire say "I know what to do!" and talk over each other. Pretty cute. I *heart* hiro

9:00 - claire is gonna stop the catalyst form getting put in her, omg good idea! what if it mucks up Claire's power too?
CB Note: But she already had her power from birth, if she survived that fire, right? Which actually makes no sense cause I thought everyone got their powers after the eclipse.

10:00 - i totally thought that takei knew future hiro would be there checking in. c nutted that takei thought he was the hired help. well done babe!

11:00 - c complains about pausing so i can blog and not miss anything. tough nuggies!

12:00 - so... omfg, elle is really dead. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! why did they take one of the awesomest young actresses in hollywood, and give her this craptacular role, with barely any screen time, and then totally waste her character in a stupid plot. i am SO MAD. i have half a mind to just stop watching, given that this show sucks anyway. if c wasnt making me do this, i would totally stop watching. im dead serious.

13:00 - i didnt even remember that nathan changed his allegiance in haiti. im so confuzzled. sigh.

14:00 - insert more sylar-elle rant here.

15:00 - and wtf where did he get that list of ppl with powers from?
CB Note: He worked at the Company for awhile plus for Arthur for a bit, so he had access to people's files. He obviously saved the info for a rainy day when he'd want to feed the hunger again.

16:00 - this pinehearst plot is dumb. its all dumb.
CB Note: Somebody call the whaaaaaambulance!

17:00 - i mean, at least when they trap ali larter's character in 3 seasons of dumb plots, i don't care bc its ali larter. but with vm, i take it personally.

18:00 - really, thats some kind of big reveal? they are gonna pick superpowers to give us soldiers?
CB Note: They want a super-army to take over the world, duh!

19:00 - what happens if future claire touches old claire? can the same matter occupy the same space, or will they implode in a violation of the space time continuum (like Timecop)
CB Note: I totally made that space-time continuum joke (only more referenced to back to the future.)

Doc: I foresee two possibilities. One: coming face-to-face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock, and she'd simply pass out. Or, two: the encounter could create a time paradox, the result of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe! Granted that's a worst case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy.

20:00 - c questions claires moms parenting skills, giving the baby to strangers to hold and all.

21:00 - this scene is SO BAD. not only is it unbelievable, the dialogue also sucks as usual.

22:00 - omg a cool new power! The HLD!
CB Note: I don't know what this is referring to.

23:00 - c doesn't like bad sylar. she liked nice sylar. i think that while nice sylar was fun and different, there is something to be said for villain sylar who is in it for his own greed and lust for power.

24:00 - well nathan sure told the sergeant what he was in for. he told him all about what this drug would do...

25:00 - every war movie they've made about iraq has bombed. how did this scene make it into Heroes of all things?

26:00 - convenient that now Daph can side-along-Dash in addition to Hiro's side-along-Timetravel. (+2 for whoever knows the reference....)

27:00 - line of the nite by c (as guy is trying to get away on bike): "Go after him Speedracer!"

28:00 - why's she dying? and why'd she call it "the light"

29:00 - omg takei is criticizing hiro for his obsessions with video games and comicbooks. this is BULLSHIT!!!

30:00 - lol young hiro is so cute. and they pushed up their glasses the same way.

31:00 - lol at claire and the boy in 5th grade.

32:00 - so... now that claires changed the past by talking to hrg and her mom, why don't they eventually remember this when claire grows up and looks like claire?

33:00 - ok, so hrg knows she's lying... cool. now, what would be totes awesome is if she told him the truth and they plotted something together to avoid getting her to be the catalyst (and perhaps saving her if thats why hiro's mom is dying)

34:00 - lol company man. season 1 ep shoutout?

35:00 - well, at least hiro told his mom what was going on. now, i assume, they will plot to keep the catalyst in the family...

36:00 - hmmmm.... so she gave hiro the light, then died. so... claire never had it? or now takei is gonna think theres no more catalyst so the entire future is totally mucked up bc the formulas useless? frankly, you know they wont make much effort to explain all the resulting time travel paradoxes.

37:00 - c also wants credit for some kind of nut. i wasnt really paying attention.
CB Note: I nutted that Hiro's mom was going to heal his head when they started talking!!! I said it out loud!

38:00 - this peter-arthur-haitian scene BETTER be awesome...

39:00 - do you think they're gonna remember to make that noise and visual effect every time somebody lies to sylar?

40:00 - HOW DID ARTHER GET THERE!!!!! oh.em.gee. he took the catalyst! and he took hiro's powers! and he kinda killed hiro! phew he caught that lightpost! but now he's lost in time! how will he get back?!

41:00 - also, how the eff did arthur know to go back and get them? was it future arthur or past arthur? it had to be future arthur right? c notes that it had to be future arthur bc he knew about catalyst, and also referenced his feud with mama p. now, the 50million question, HOW THE EFF did he know to find them there?

42:00 - tbh, if he knew how to do this, why didn't he just go back and take it from hiros mom as soon as he found out about it...? huh... huh...?

43:00 - i paused it on mohinder's face to write the previous entry. c was all "omg now i have to look at mohinder for an extra minute. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
CB Note: Well he's gross looking!!!

54:00 - GO TIME baby, the haitian's here! these last 5 minutes better be pure distilled awesomeness...

55:00 - omg peter do it you giant wuss! btw, im going on record for peter wuss's out.

56:00 - uh oh, looks like hes gonna go all INCREDIBLE HULK and then kill everyone!!!!

57:00 - peter you giant newb. how could you not shoot faster. i totes thought arthur paused time, but it looks like sylar did it, with the haitian down for the count, and now hes gonna LIE DETECTOR HIM!!!! i bet sylar totes kills him for lying.

58:00 - BILL IT!!!!!!

59:00 - btw, it appears the catalyst is gone.

60:00 - yup... there went the light...

61:00 - poor peter will never get his abilities back...

62:00 - so do they not need the catalyst bc they have the formula and all already?

63:00 - its a little odd how often the future and final event has been changing this season. i cant even remember the beginning (ando killing hiro?) then peter was in the future when everyone was fighting amongst each other and claire was bad.. then the catalyst plot, and now hulk boy with arthur dead and sylar as a bad guy again.
CB Note: I can't wait til Nathan realizes that making a bunch of ridiculously strong people is so stupid cause he has no real way of controlling them.

Dec 1 Heroes

back 2 back heroes blogging!!!

also, tonight's HIMYM was last season's March Madness Episode, which featured a terrific plot and theme, and quite probably, the BEST last 30seconds of any episode ever. i highly suggest you watch!

1:00 - so, did hrg do sylar and elle? any bets? im guessing.... no.

2:00 - c chuckled at that "either she hasn't been sick ever"
CB Notes: Well....she hasn't!!

3:00 - i cant believe vm is busy nutting sylar. a little frontal nudity could have saved this scene.

4:00 - simply unbelievable. how could he have missed. he had a frigging sight on a high powered rifle. pathetic.

5:00 - also, how could vm and sylar have been so dumb to stay in that house?

6:00 - id like to hit vm in the butt with my gun... get it?

7:00 - also, going back to something from 2 eps ago, howd nobody know there was gonna be an eclipse? usually its posted in all the newspapers days in advance so you can go watch.
CB Note: And have we seen any of these people look at a newspaper ever?!

8:00 - yay more french!

9:00 - omg was majah's name on that postit. ohgawd... majah is coming back!!! MAJAH!!!

10:00 - what terrible and pointless dialogue: "you keep talking but all i hear is blah blah blah". that guy is so useless. he likes fire... get it?

11:00 - c wonders if this is the longest eclipse ever.
CB Note: Well, eclipses generally last 7 minutes tops...so you tell me...did all that happen in 7 minutes?? I don't think so! (Especially considering Sylar and Elle had sex, I'd hope for her sake...)

12:00 - what the hell lie is she gonna come up with?

13:00 - im wishing it would get light out, so i could see whats happening on the tv. its way too dark.

14:00 - c is looking at daphne going from cerebral palsy to running really fast, and she's singing alanis morisette songs.
CB Note: Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?

15:00 - know whats funny? i totally dont remember an eclipse a year ago. daph referred to one. was it part of seas 1?
CB Note: Know what's funny? You are extremely inattentive.

16:00 - mohinders pathetic. he gets one shot, and he mucks up. how unbelievable. frankly, mohinder couldnt even defeat majah. c echoes my thoughts simultaneously.

17:00 - ando, you dont need him to help you understand. just l2read.

18:00 - flipped over to vh1 for a sec, and just found out that.... Hiro Makamura.... YOU ARE HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!

19:00 - this is gonna be the most pathetic trap ever. also, c noticed vm wasnt bleeding anymore.
CB Note: Well, HRG was following a trail of blood to the store they were at. But then Sylar wrapped up her wound, so she wouldn't be leaving a trail any longer. So all they had to do was run away! But instead....

20:00 - great job breckin. there was an eclipse in Hiro's origins story!!! i believe i mentioned that last blog. you can check!

21:00 - did ando refer to the roof in nyc from seas 1 and an eclipse? i dun even remember that. wasn't hiro always muckin with the clock before he left japan in like ep 1?

22:00 - less nathan. less nathan. less nathan.

23:00 - my new line, to be used indiscriminately: "I'm Matt Parkman!" im definitely gonna bust this out next time r says something silly.
CB Note: I don't get it.

24:00 - why doesnt peter just go too? silllllllyyyyyyyyyy.

25:00 - claires mouth is dry. why were they feeding her that mm Shiraz?

26:00 - it looks like claires hair is gonna fall out.

27:00 - H.R.G. shazzowww!!!!!

28:00 - thats what you get for shootin clairebear!!!!

29:00 - and claire is going septic schock. everyone who waches medical shows know that when youre going septic, you are toast!

30:00 - eww at claires insides btw.

32:00 - so, in the interests of honesty, i was going to throw in a nut right here about hiro getting his powers back, and changing the past to sylar and claire dont die.

33:00 - as i began writing, c promptly pointed to that the eclipse would end soon, and claire and sylar would revive.

34:00 - and nut for cb.

35:00 - soooo...... why do some eclipses take powers away? and other eclipses give them?

36:00 - i guess ray is kind of like bumpkin the plumpkin...

37:00 - scene cut to haiti. cb: "uh oh". i was gonna say that peter is gonna pwn face now. but cb reminded me he got his stolen by arthur. will he have gotten them back?!?!?!

38:00 - he got.... Hatian Hurricaned!!!

39:00 - cb thinks the haitian should be on more. i totes agree, he rocks.

40:00 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. mohinder is screwed again. love it. if there was justice in the world, he'd have died right then, and we wouldnt have had to see majah on screen,

41:00 - you tell hiro Chris Griffin! you dont have to be batman or superman, but hiro gives us hope!!

42:00 - ok, so a) the 9th wonder comic book usage is great. im glad its back. b) great one liner by seth green to close the scene. not only appropriate, but a reprise of Hiro's line earlier (cue vh1). and c) sadly, HOW COULD THERE BE A NEW ISSUE OF NINTH WONDERS!!! ISAAC WROTE IT. HE DIED TWO SEASONS AGO!!! OMGEEEEE.

43:00 - ooooh. interesting twist. claire died was a problem.... think claire dying could have messed up the catalyst?

44:00 - quick.. make some nuts.... are angela and arthur his parents or not? will hrg die?

45:00 - HIRRRRROOOOOOOO. great scene. BAD MAN!!! save the cheerleader!!!!! well, it disappoints pretty often, but, on occasion, they can throw together some great ones.

53:00 - ok.... it's as if Seth Green was reading my mind... FINALLY throwing out the ridiculousness of isaac mendes being dead.... only, he calls this the last posthumous issue. i DISTINCTLY remember isaac like drawing and sending an issue out to save the world back in that season.
CB Note: I don't know if we actually know what that last issue was when he sent it though!

54:00 - great seth green story about dudes and guys at a convention. nice stunt casting with him and breckin.

55:00 - i keep asking c to pause so i can type, but she doesnt. pfffft.

56:00 - nice speech nathan. i used that time to check the stats in the hou-jax game.

57:00 - yes, lets look at you mohinder. and remember, a) what an idiot you are, and b) how unbelievable your plotline was.

58:00 - why did hiro leave them on a beach? still a chance to nut: was hrg lying or not? what does elle know about sylars parents? i have no good guesses....

59:00 - i preferred vm with logan tbh...
CB Note: Piz!

60:00 - really? sylar kills elle now? after all of that? first of all, if elle is really dead, shes had like nothing useful to do. i am so disappointed. second, can she get her own show again? third, wtf is with that story line, it just lurches back and forth with no rhyme nor reason. its like the writers arent even trying. and this show is on the air, but Pushing Daises gets canceled. im gonna quit watching tv soon, i mean it!!!

61:00 - hey thats terrific. we are stopped bc it ran over again. and its not gonna be online i bet. so.... this blog willl end with hiro showing claire something in the 9th wonders book. totally sigh.

Heroes Nov 24 Episode

so, id rather cuddle c and give her big hugs while we watch this. instead, i am being forced to blog this awful show.
CB Notes: You're welcome all!

1:00 - oy, watching these previously's, just angers me more about everyones criticism about my awesome catalyst nut.

2:00 - so at dinner with c's family last nite, we were talking about how heroes has gotten worse. and her dad was like "well thats bc c's mom never watches it and cant follow it" and i was like "also... it stinks"
CB Note: What are you talking about? I don't even understand what you're trying to say my dad said. He did joke that my mom can't follow it, but how could she "never watch it" when she does?

3:00 - were any of those pictures important? i as too busy typing, bc c makes me.
CB Note: Yes they were pictures of things that would happen this episode!

4:00 - i kind of wish that vm was on lost...

5:00 - oh puppetman.

6:00 - hrg! wheres he been? srsly i have no idea. i cant remember.

7:00 -where are peter and nathan going. sigh im lost.

8:00 - whens gossipgirl on?

9:00 - do we need these gratuitous dead person body parts scenes?

10:00 - wuts the catalyst do?

11:00 - wait, it wasn't obvious to you guys that that pencil drawing was claire?
CB Note: Was she wearing a cheerleader outfit?

12:00 - oh noes lots of bad things today! i like how claire can die during the eclipse thats smart. and if we remember season 2, hiro actually appeared during the ecilipse of that battle. is that when all abilities started?
CB Note: Ooooh, yea he appeared in the past and there was an eclipse so his powers didn't work! I guess that's why he couldn't get home? But then the eclipse was over and he still thought his powers didn't work...so I dunno...

13:00 - whose side is daphne on again? and parkman's plan to find him is find his phone number? really? nobody else had it?

14:00 - c reminds me that daphne saved parkman in that dream last time. that was cool!

15:00 - c sometimes has to go potty like that. why are they at parkman's, wut happened to my seth green and breckin meyer cameo?
CB Note: I have no idea what that is a reference to...

16:00 - oh btw, i guessed that was claire dead in hrg's arms at the start.
CB Note: But then you made fun of the guy who said that was claire in the drawing? Also...not a nut.

17:00 - know what'd be cool? if there was really a chance for claire gettin WHACKED.

18:00 - lol ando called daphne Nemesis.

19:00 - why is hiro having a staring contest with little t?

20:00 - yay, sassy vm returns!

21:00 - what exactly is vm doing? i dont understand at all.

22:00 - hey, i hear ticktocking. sylars hungry.

23:00 - c doesn't get wtf vm is doing also. sigh at this show, and it was actually shaping up as a good ep.

24:00 - who else is tired of mohinders random science mumbo jumbo? omg the moon controls the waves! mohinders changing! that's bc you're a frigging moron. just dai. k thx bai.

25:00 - so... ali larter's character is totally pointless again right? 3 seasons in a row? sigh.

26:00 - i love daphne, but this parkman plot is pretty bad. and its esp sad bc i was excited for the daphne backstory. also, if this was in the comic book, why didn't they just read it? for that matter, why don't they just skip ahead a page and find out what happens at the end?

27:00 - ecliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipse.

28:00 - caryn ewwwed at mohinder. i laughed.

29:00 - sure was lucky they were flying over a lake!

30:00 - really? naked mohinder. come on. srsly. why.

31:00 - how do they know how to find the haitian?

32:00 - where are they? haiti? why as the eclipse in both haiti and lawrence kansas. is that possible?

33:00 - his village is on a map? how convenient.

34:00 - lol at parkmans attempt to read his mind and control him. parkmans face is hilarious.

35:00 -daphne says its happening. wuts happening? what is he going to get?

36:00 - "if we double back we'll make it in an hour". that means like it was 15minutes away, they went 15min in the wrong direction? big whoop. just turn around and stop fighting like a bunch of teeenage girls.
CB Note: Wouldn't 15 minutes and 15 minutes be a half hour, not an hour babe?

37:00 - peter is opening up a can of emotional whoopass on nathan. huh? how did nathan choose dad in the future.

38:00 - hi haitian. tsup?

39:00 - lol vm. and double lol sylar and his fingerpoint.
CB Note: I have no clue what this means. Could you try to like...blog what's happening on the show so we can read the blog and understand your thoughts?

40:00 - "claire noooooooooooooo" simultaneous from me and c. also, hrg busted elles face gud.

41:00 - also, hiro will go back in time and fix all this when he gets his powers back. this will be a nut.

42:00 - how does sylar be all calm in the future when hes still totes bad apparently?

43:00 - well, at least claire can feel pain again.

44:00 - hey, i thought claire and elle were becoming friends on that plane flight like 2 eps ago?

45:00 - claire mentions that she can feel pain again. a nut for 43:00.

46:00 - this is a loooooooooooooooooooooong eclipse.

47:00 - listen you 3 morons. open the farking comic book already.

48:00 - too bad the eclipse saved mohinder.... also, wheres majah?

49:00 - Sam's Comics. of course!!!!

50:00 - terrible dialogue with peter haitian and nathan.

51:00 - je m'appelle j. je parle francais.

52:00 - claire's mom, please shush and can we get on with this episode.

53:00 - nice speech parkman. is this a romcom?

54:00 - these Heroes romances that progress from like total strangers to madly in love in 2 episodes are just ridiculous (park daph, elle sylar, majah mohinder, nathan ali. they are all soooooo bad. i guess park daph is my fave anyway)
CB Note: For the record, Elle and Sylar have a history, they liked each other when she was working for the company, trying to get him to kill. So at least there's that. Daph/Parkman is a bit ridiculous. He's in love with her simply because he saw in the future they were married. And then she loves him because he's a good guy and wants to protect her. Can't we at least show them having a cute moment where they talk like normal people and bond?

55:00 - caryn and i have no daph nuts. no clue whats going on. omgeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, she cant walk! nice twist.

56:00 - out of curiosity, what does one's mind feel like when its full of cotton and ice?

57:00 - aww, we cut out as elle and sylar yakkity yak yak yak.

58:00 - caryns got us fired up online.

59:00 - ruh roh, looks like a peeping tom!!!!

soso ep. could been better, coudla been worse. blergh.

Nov 17 HEROES!!! (including the... NUT OF THE YEAR!)

0:00 - mm, this apple salad is delicious. whats an apple salad you ask? well, its apples, caryns vinaigrette, craisins, and nuts. why are we having an apple salad you ask? well thats bc we were going to have a regular salad, but it turns out our bag of spinach was expired, and all we had left were the apples!

1:00 - ouch, i bit my cheek ><

2:00 - i just find the whole "pinehearst" thing hilarious. i mean, season 1 was about hte malevolent "company" only it was called primatech. now its pinehearst. SERIOUSLY come up with something new.

3:00 - omg its an eclipse!

4:00 - did we know arthur had sylar's moving stuff power? where he get that one? im so lost.
CB Note: First of all, Arthur took all of Peter's powers, of which that was one. Secondly, Arthur has the same ability to get other people's powers (like Peter and now Sylar), as we discussed last week.

5:00 - it looks like he took hiro's memory!! and also, wtf was with ando going all Matrix on that jump attack? seriously, he never woulda looked that cool trying to go karate style.

6:00 - those american style waffles looked awful. speaking of, i cant wait to go to Maureens when we visit my fam this weekend. best diner breakfast food ever. epic. you guys gotta come visit sometime and go with us.

7:00 - oh 10year old hiro. also, arthur shoudla kinda know hiro bc takei was in the group.

8:00 - the hunger is about power, not killing. duh. oh arthur sure can teach him! that devious one. it looked like he used Daph's power to speed back.

9:00 empathy, really? what is this, 11th grade english class?

10;00 - i want more apple salad, fyi.

11:00 - omg elle vaporized sylar!!!! umm, wtf no. so silly.

12:00 - hayden has a plan. lol. some awful acting and dialogue in that scene.

13:00 - caryn was less than impressed with her plan... which, to summarize, was "say a bad one liner then jump out a window"
CB Note: Yea, I don't really get what sort of "plan" that was considering all it did was show them which direction to run after her and Peter...and didn't even stall them.

14:00 - i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are approaching Prison Break levels of awfulness.

15:00 - "probably just a coincidence" huh Mohinder? do you not know the logo to this show?
CB Note: Mohinder needs to go away. He's as useless and unentertaining and Majah was. And at least she wore low cut tops (yea, I said it.)

16:00 - huh? a person is the catalyst? i don't get it.

17:00 - that person in the bed sure ended up worse off than mohinder.... i mean... umm. pretend you didnt know that plot inconsistency.

18:00 - i thought sylar got vaporized... wtf, theyre not even gonna try to explain that scene?
CB Note: Apparently, you've forgotten when Sylar took Claire's head off and got her power. Reading this blog would be more useful and entertaining if the blogger actually remembered big plot points!

19:00 - all ghost towns have ghosts.... perceptive, daphers.

20:00 - yes daph, get a nurse in the weird abandoned building.

21:00 - uh oh, claire and peter are in the sewers. i hope they dun meet no Mutant Ninja Turtles...

22:00 - peter, you numbnuts, you got yelled at like 5 episodes ago for mucking up the future and getting rid of that one already i think.

23:00 - BETTER DIALOGUE PLEASE!!! omg, this show seriously need's B's writers.
CB Note: That's a reference to Gossip Girl, since none of you watch that show :)

24:00 - i cant believe claire's plan didn't save her.

25:00 - on second thought, those waffes look pretty good right now...

26:00 - why did arthur take hiro's memory and leave him as a 10 year old? fyi, significant?

27:00 - well done for "i did it" part 2. and 10 year old hiro was kinda funny i thought. caryn says it was stupid. the thing is, it kinda was, but still was the highlight of this ep... kind of like the nikki/paulo episode of season 3 lost...
CB Note: I really don't get how you're comparing anything in this episode with that Lost ep...

28:00 - im watching elle fry sylar. is this Heroes? or a low budget horror movie starring paris hilton and freddie prinze jr?

29:00 - i bet sylar doesn't kill her. you can bill that nut fyi.
CB Note: You can bill it under the code: obvious.

30:00 - nathan scene with arthur. i had to rewind. i kind of slept through it. seriously, this show needs to get it together, bc pretty soon im gonna consider Mariokart a better option.

31:00 - who is born with the talent to lead a nation? is that like a super secret power?

32:00 - arthur is asking nathan to save the world together. i asked caryn "what is it they are saving the world from?" tbh, i dont know.

33:00 - i love vm, but im totally not feeling this emotional sylar and elle scene. frankly, these writers should have stayed on strike.

34:00 - so sylar a) empathy healed her? and b) took her powers without killing her? at least that was cool. caryn, officially, is pro elle and sylar relationship.

35:00 - that peter trick was pathetic. it was so obvi.

41:00 - caryn is chanting "makeout makeout makeout" for elle and sylar. and this whole "elle teaching him to shoot his electricity scene" is RIDICULOUS. what is he, 10, and learning to throw his first pitch?

42:00 - whats arthurs plan?!

43:00 - nathan, SAVE IT FROM WHAT?!?!

44:00 - ohmigod this nikki and nathan scene is terrible. why is this show so bad, why? at least nathan had a good one liner i guess.

45:00 - id like to do more than scratch ali larter's back. just sayin'...

46:00 - cool parkman-angela scene. finally... and daph. finally. cool one. i think that arthur did that to him in angela's mind. hes totes not gonna trust daphers no more.

53:00 - a) daphne is totally my fav character. b) wtf, how does she "love" matt - shes known him for like 3 episodes. c) when they were hugging, i was worried he was going to eat her...

54:00 - whaaaaaaaaaaaat, are you kidding me? arthur just lets angela go? thats ridiculous. come on. seriously, who could possibly buy that?

55:00 - THIS PLACE IS EMPTY. stop going to get doctors!

56:00 - how did peter and claire get here?

57:00 - caryn notes that peter is totally more believable when he tells parkman hes telling the truth mind to mind rather than speaking...

58:00 - caryn has mohinders new awesome name: WOLFMAN! hey, its hideous guy again. why oh why couldnt that have happened to mohinder?

59:00 - fyi, this show was awesomely cooler then 9th Wonders was part of the plot.

60:00 - caryn points out, and i agree, that isaac is dead, and this was his comic. how does it have hiro getting power mucked? further, didnt like isaac get out the last issue to save the world in season 1 just in time? how was he drawing season 3? PATHETIC.

61:00 - A THIRD PIECE OF THE FORMULA!!!! nice twist Heroes. its the catalyst, in the person from season 1!!! and mama p says its hidden in the blood of a person! i have this totally nutted. i am going ALL IN for Claire. first, the camera cut right to a face shot of her. second, and more importantly, when sylar took her power, he said something to the affect of "oh my claire, you really dont realize how important or special you are..."

remind me to point to this entry during the finale, and shout triumphantly... BILL IT!!!

62:00 - well, its a mighty good thing that i paused to write that previous long entry... bc...

BILL IT!!!!

NUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTTEROO!!!!!
CB Note: I'm still in it with it NOT being Claire, too obvious. Hoping for Ando cause of all the reasons I already mentioned in my email. I predict you will be de-nutted.

also, im gonna throw out another one, and say that sylar is gonna look like hes on the bad team for the rest of the season, but help the good guys in the end.
CB Note: Gee, what gave you that idea, the fact that he turned into a good guy, saved Peter's life, and is learning how to control his hunger?? OBVIOUS

also, everyone's all "omg an eclipse is coming", but ummm, does nobody know any Astronomers?

also, great stuntcasting of seth green an breckin meyer next week.

Very Special ANTM Finale Blogging for Rachel

0:00 - i cant believe i agreed to do this...

0:30 - even mroe ridiculous, i cant believe ive practically seen the entire season, b/c caryn insists its the first thing we watch wed nite, even tho there are tons of other great shows on, like Pulling Roses, Peepee, and Clean Prude (opposite of money).

3:00 - rats i missed the opening while i was getting wine and my dinner. im gonna needot be drunk to make this bearable.

4:00 - yay its Whitney!!! all time best model ever!! She should be a judge instead of paulina boringskova. btw, p.w.n.3.d.

5:00 - seriously, are either of these 3 girls remotely comparable to The Whit?!

6:00 - who goes up an just kisses random strangers on vacation? 13 year old girls buying allliteratively named lip glosses?

7:00 - Sam, pre-kiss: "omg, please dont have herpes..."

8:00 - fyi, im totes rootign for Anelie.

9:00 - except she just blanked. her face was awesome. It was like when peter realized that arthur was stealing his power and he was mucked!

10:00 - ugh, and her kiss was awful too.

11:00 - omg mckie's face scares me.

12:00 - what is wrong with this show? these girls, alleged models, are so bad, that i, a 26year old male have no desire to hook up with any of them.

13:00 - omg, how CHEEZY was the end of hte commercial, when they all got out of that car or boat? were they supposed ot be clowns? bc tey looked like clowns. seriously, i need more tortilla chips, bc i ran out and theres still so much cheese left.

14:00 - sam's photo is so blegh.

15:00 - analeigh's is terrible. paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainful didnt describe it tyra. oh, wasnt she great in the first commercial?

16:00 - photo is bleh.

17:00 - these girls are so weak. i tihnk fatima woulda won if this were her season.

18:00 - thsi guest judge is full of insightful commentary: "... but she looked great..." really, girls who are supposed to be models looked great? who'd have thought?! good thing youre a judge!!!

19:00 - caryn and i are both going with mckie defintely forward, and sam out.

20:00 - that was the worst lurch impression ever.

21:00 - mckie moves forward, nut 1 for us.

22:00 - RAISIN!!!!!! analeigh is out. sam is in. cand caryn is FURIOUS. she's already declared she's boycotting the rest of hte episode, but for some reason i still have to watch and blog.... wtf? also, caryn states that tis been obvious from the beginning that it was gonna be mckie. rach, do you agree?

23:00 - just to clarify, a "raisin" is the new official 'opposite' of a "nut".

24:00 - dude, they were showing some monster nip in that photoshoot. thats some modeling i can approve of.

29:00 - whoa! that runway is Off the Hizzy For Shizzle, amirite Young Jeezy?

31:00 - that previous entry was for rach... had to speak her language for a lil.

33:00 - i wonder what the verdict on that drape for whitney is...

37:00 - im going to have nightmares of that walking pink ball.

39:00 - whitney melts face. she owns. mckie looked TERRIBLE walking. TERRIBLE.

40:00 - sam stinks too. caryn wishes we could have seen analeigh walk too. Last year with whitney was obviously a fluke. we are back ot lamers in teh final 2, and sucky girls winning.

41:00 - also, for all the talk of this cool runway, frankly, i thought it was kind of lame and dumb. i wasnt impressed at all.

42:00 - caryn: "mckie's accent changes every other word". shes kinda right.

43:00 - there's a reason they didnt show us hte professional dutch models walking... bc they woulda made uncle sam and mcsuck look as bad as they truly were.

44:00 - tyra you liked those facial expressions? it looked to me like she had (serious disease that its politicaly incorrect to make fun of people with) or (another mental disease or defect). Seriously, she looked terrible, are you kidding me?

45:00 - photo shoot one: they both stunk. STUNK. boxing? boxing???? really? really seth? boxing mckie, boxing? really amy?

46:00 - Photo shoot two - Sam looked hawt. mckie kinda looked hot too.

47:00 - Clipper Ship: i can see why they like mckie's but its not that hot to me. i LOVE sam's. how she's holding the rope and her dress. stfu and stop being so critical nigel you lamer. wtf kind of name is nigel anyway?

48:00 - tyra's shoot: sam looks good, but its kinda meh overall. McKie's isnt bad, but again bleh. Mckie's glam photo looks AWFUL. AWFUL. i buy that she's a spaz and couldnt stop tripping over her own 2 feet as a kid. sam's is good, but wuts with her legs and knees? that loosk like some kind of folk dance.

49:00 - uh oh, the music is getting tense. deliberation time. its gonna be "interesting". tyra no its not. its mckie 100%, we all knwo this. You elimmed analeigh so she wouldnt show up mckie in the final walk.

50:00 - oh its anya! looks like shes doing great! good thing she doesnt need to speak ever...

51:00 - i think nigel just creamed his pants talking about mckie's final pose. seriously, it looks like a bearcub ate her face! i love how he tried to run off how hideous her walk was with one line under his breath.

52:00 - on the nut front, caryn is going with mckie... but she wants everyoen to know she "feels robbed".

53:00 - caryn just paused to make a comment to me, and she paused on mckie making mental disease or defect face... i swear.

54:00 - caryn is irate that sam has been involved every week and talking to the camera, and mckie has always been in the background.

55:00 - caryn is now signing on to "go for broke with sam, even though i dont think its sam"

56:00 - NUTS!!!! ill count it for caryn too, we both knew it was destined.

57:00 - i just asked caryn is Mr. and Miss J were married.

58:00 - caryn tells me she read on EOnline that it was so obvious who was going to win this season that they had to edit it to make it look unobvious, so they edited mckie out of hte show. whatever.

59:00 - can i have the last 45minutes of my life back? rach, you owe me.....

xoxo,
nutblogger

p.s. tyra was just all "gimme that signature pose" and i thought for sure that mckie was gonna make mdd face, but instead she did long neck o the right... and then tyra was like "another another" and mckie did.... wait for it... long neck to the .... LEFT!!!! yes, she did the EXACT SAME POSE to the opposite side. ell.oh.ell.

November 10 2008 Heroes Episode

0:00 - 5 dollar footlong......

1:00 - last month's white wine of the month from italy is pretty enjoyable.

1:30 - are we gonna have any VM this week? I MISS VM!!!

2:00 - hey, its mr and mrs p, and linderman. i think this is the past!
CB Note: You'd have seen the opening scene showing Hiro tasting that paste stuff and going for his "nature walk" and seeing all these past events if you weren't too busy looking for the nymag gossip girl blog that you read without me!!!!!

3:00 - arthur looked into nathan and saw trouble? i thought he was a thief. what power was he using?

4:00 - i was busy eating my 5dollar, and looking up the new york magazine blog gossip girl post from this monday, when i missed claires mom and new blue fire dude together causing trouble. caryn got mad at me.

5:00 - so, flint is apaprently bad fire guy, and caryn notes it makes sense hes brother and sister with claires mom. nice lil surprise. also, caryn recognized that guy capturing them. i recognized him too, hes from season 1 and was a company employee i do believe.
CB Note: That was obvious from the use of the stun-gun, which is apparently the company go-to.

6:00 - cant tell the relationship of sylar hanging himself compared to when he got that first kill from the moving things guy when that dude thought he was mohinders dad.
CB Note: It was also obvious he was thinking about how he killed that guy and felt so guilty about it he wanted to kill himself! Oh sensitive Sylar...

7:00 - elle in sylars past!! I MISSED YOU VM! do they know each other? i bet they do. why else would he need her forgivenessmo.
CB Note: What's the opposite of a nut?

8:00 - caryn wonders during commercial why cedric diggory does not wash his hair in twilight. you guys all wanna go see it together? rachel, he's pretty dreamy....

9:00 - caryn reminds us all that this episode is what Hiro is seeing after he passed out with african paste man.
CB Note: No, I was just reminding you since it had seemed that you missed it at the beginning of the episode, which it turns out from this blog, you did! This is why your nuts have been lacking lately, you don't pay attention!

10:00 - well apparently he didn't know vm. i cant believe he fell for that rope broke nonsense. aww, sylar, VM is my angel! dun steal her!

11:00 - so... hrg and elle were partners? a year ago? before the haitian??? and, did he call sylar mr gray? i liked the whale story. hows the pie gonna work? is it slang for you know what? and, shouldnt the company kinda know how to track them and find out about transferring powers? they made a virus and all and papa p is a power thiefzor. i mean, this scene must have taken place after sylar mucked mohinders dad, which means early season 1. hrg wasn't with haitian then?

12:00 - nutted this guy working for the company.

13:00 - umm, and now papa p is with mama p in the garden. and he was totes dead s1. is hiro seeing stuff all out of order? he must be, bc nathan was running for congress all season 1. way to make it confuzzling!

14:00 - "when peters powers manifest..." - did they virus up peter too?
CB Note: Everyone's powers started coming out after the eclipse...

15:00 - simultaneous OMGs from caryn and i as we realize the truth of nathan's car crash. CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT NUT THIS A FEW MINUTES AGO. DOH!!!!

16:00 - guess it wasnt all nathans fault, like we were led to believe season 1.

17:00 - great question ---- how come peter never absorbed his dad's power??? (i want you all to try to answer this one...)
CB Note: I actually was thinking this over as we watched last night too! How funny. I think I just figured it out. His dad "died" before his powers manifested!

18:00 - nathan told his mom to choose a side!! hero or villain!!! caryn noted this. i was busy finishing my sammy.

19:00 - you cant put one over on mama p, papa p. everyone knows that.

20:00 - pft, like she's gonna believe that weakass 'no'. im betting she didnt believe, and she KILLS HIM! or tries.... but hmm, she was allied with linderman in season 1 i tihnk... so how did dad p end in that bed?/?

21:00 - IRON MAN!!!!!

22:00 - also, i just realized what weapons they use to get the bad heroes. why do they never yell "Dont Tase me Bro!"
CB Note: Really? You JUST realized what weapons they use??? The stun-gun has been used many times this season.

23:00 - i wish i could have some of VM's pie....

24:00 - Clyde!!! we'd totes been missing him. they should totes bring him back. of course, i thought that clyde was hrg's old partner, wasn't he? then something happened, and clyde ditched the company... i'm pretty sure they mucked this up.

25:00 - sylar mentions... THE HUNGER!!!!!! he's always breaking the 5th commandment - "thou shalt not covet the powers of others"

26:00 - caryn notes the irony if hrg actually turning sylar bad.

27:00 - didnt elle get her powers from a formula? i cant remember. and shouldn't she have inherited.

28:00 - caryn doesn't know why hrg wants sylar to kill. i think its bc he wants to catch him in act and bring him in to the company.

29:00 - linderman: "i dont know how nathan survived.." ummm, YOU GAVE HI MPOWERS DIDNT YOU?!?!?! i just pointed this otu to cb, and she raised her eyebrows. im pretty good fyi..

30:00 - wtf. hes mindreading? thats not his power. ugh, and now hes like mind controlling her. caryn adeptly points out this was eden's power. wtmuck, just wtmuck.

31:00 - this scene with hiro half waking, and them putting him back to sleep, how pointless was that? jesus this show has fallen so far.

32:00 - i did enjoy the clint-firegirl witty repartee.

33:00 - that was some baaaaaaaaaaaad special effects in that exploding boxcar.

34:00 - has arthur erased mama p's thoughts and memories before? i thought thats what linderman said. so, i think shes gonna pick the truth, and then they are both gonna turn on arthur. good use of linderman's power here. and ummm, wtf is arthurs power. he erased her thoughts? made her agree with him? and steals powers? srsly, w.t.f.x.
CB Note: I agree...we need to discuss arthur and his powers. So he can take someone's powers from them, but he also seems to have other powers reminiscent of other heroes that still have their powers, for example eden with the making people do what you want, the haitian with erasing memories, parkman's dad with the reading of minds. He obviously can also talk to people with his mind and control them, like he did with mama p and the doctor who's keeping him alive.

35:00 - why does he set claire's mom free? srsly? why? it dun make sense. who cares what they lied to her about.
CB Note: Maybe he was protecting HRG/the company? Maybe they never wanted to take her in for fear she'd find out they took claire?

36:00 - kinda hilarious how claire ran into that boxcar fire. caryn and i remember that scene from season 1. she got taped doing it i think.

37:00 - i thought he took the name sylar from the watch after he killed papa suresh. shes still calling him gabester.

38:00 - trevors ability is cool elle. i wish i could do that. PEW PEW!!

39:00 - love it. mama p brought the haitian to bring arthur down!!!

40:00 - a) i think vm blew it. caryn thinks vm broke his heart. whoa, they're watching how he does it. that was the point. im not sure what good it actually is though. hrg created sylarrrrrrr. also, caryn notes that sylar has never done the cool gun thing.

41:00 - caryn wants credit for nutting poison soup. it was so obvi. im not counting it.
CB Note: You're not counting it cause you didn't think of it yourself! Screenshot or it didnt happen!

42:00 - now we gotta explain htf he lived and was in that bed. did mama p really fuxx that up that bad?

55:00 - she wanted to incinerate him!!! but nathan walked in... ohnoes. nathan ruined it alllllll.

56:00 - whats the loose end hrg just mentioned? - is it elle?

57:00 - we saw peter get out of this cab, and hrg get in in season 1.

58:00 - i still dont think that this petrelli plotline can be taking place at the same time as the rest of them, just fyi.

59:00 - ohnoes, he mindcontrolled the doc!! how could mama p be so dumb and not go see him herself? srsly....

60:00 - dude, how did his head get detached. omg its arthur! but seriously, why'd he decapitate him? and omg arthur is gonna muck hiro. but srly, is his power this mind bs or power stealing??? W.T.F.
CB Note: Don't take Hiro's powerrrrrrrrrrrrr

Heroes Episode 6

I was gonna whine about having to watch heroes instead of pushing daisies, but caryn says VM is gonna be in this ep. yipp!

peter's dad is such a thief!!!!

2:00 - yay a mohinder scene! i mean, sigh. so i heard the flying noise and thought nathan was flying. then i looked up from typing and mohinder was superjumping... like mario.
CB Note: Mohinder is the WORST. I think I dislike him so much now that I'd rather keep Majaaaah than him. At least she got hotter!

3:00 - so, what is arthur doing? is he a total bad guy? or secretly good?
CB Note: You're just trying to put this "secretly good" thing in now in case he becomes good in a future ep way in the future so you can claim a nut! Cause he's done NOTHING so far that says "good guy"

4:00 - way to nut that "you're grounded" caryn.

5:00 - eris quod sum!!!!

6:00 - nothing like a scene of mamma claire giving claire some motherly advice. booooooring. well, at least something is wrong with the lights.

7:00 - And at the 7th minute, there was much rejoicing. Elle Elle Elle!!!

8:00 - what happened to her? was she in a fight with sylar? was she even on earlier this season? i can barely remember, bc it was...ummm. FIVE weeks ago. pshaw.
CB Note: And yet again you show that you have the memory of a 72-year-old man (yes that was a dig at McCain). Elle was in the fight with Sylar at Level 5. He was trying to kill her when she freaked out and made an electrical explosion that let everyone free. That was the last we saw of her (when Mama P sent her packing) and now she's all haywire!

9:00 - claire;s brother comes up with an awesome move. who woudla thought it. unfortch, it did cut off super hot girlfghting between claire and elle. personally, im betting on kb every time.

10:00 - i think arther will be able to remove her abilities... hahaha good one arthur. does this mean no more majah?! we can only hope obi wan, we can only hope.

11:00 - LOL. awesome. Majah hates mohinder.

12:00 - lol, mohinder asks arthur to take his abilities. we can only hope that arthur obliges and mohinder stops being such an awful character, and just goes back ot regular boring.

13:00 - whoa enmeshed protein links! obvi a fresh injection would fix mohinder. sure. and mohinder is skeptical of their self serving agenda! and this dialogue is awful. and mohinder is skeptical bc WE HAD THIS PLOTLINE LAST SEASON.

14:00 - tbh id rather be Wii'ing.

15:00 - caryn is working on our super awesome halloween costumes btw. is BG coming to NYC for HWeen?

16:00 - why is sylar so emo?

17:00 - coolio, mama p coming ot sylar in his dream and telling him to get all badass and save lil p. 3 cheers for badass sylar. at least he's cool.

18:00 - why cant elle control her power? i dun gets it.

19:00 - you guys aren't gonna believe this, but caryn thinks she knows what girl gave elle that card for some company called pinehearst.
CB Note: Sarcasm doesn't suit you.

20:00 - btw, wtf is with pinehearst. aren't they already in this show, only theyre called The Company? recycle more plotlines please. MOAR!
CB Note: The Company is Primatech. Pinehurst is the new baddies company.

21:00 - vm is totally pwning hayden here. no, they're not fighting. kb is just a pwns actress.

22:00 - hopefully this elle+hayden plotline is compelling.

23:00 - so, all these dudes are like superpowerful villains, why do they need lil' daph to do their dirty work?
CB Note: Cause she can move quickly

24:00 - well, if you had ep 6 for when daddy parkman gets wtfpwnt after a 5second scene, then you won. funneh.

25:00 - pinehearst DOES sound like a dishwashing liquid mama claire. good one. now get off the screen already and lets move this plot along.

26:00 - speaking of hrg, ummmm. where is he at?

27:00 - yes, claire needs the same thing as elle, her ability under control... umm. how is claires ability OUT of control?

28:00 - sadly, i have no nuts for how parkman gets out of this quandary with Li'l D.

29:00 - is parkman really gonna be sad about his dad? after all, last season, his dad locked him in a bad dream... just pointing that out, since its unlikely the writers remember.

30:00 - caryn: "peter's been locked up alot this season". good comment caryn, i preferred when he was kickin ass and takin names.

31:00 - ruh roh. mohinder is gonna turn peter into Cocoon Man version 2.

32:00 - hey, good plotwork - peter telling mohinder future mohinder looked like the sith lord.

33:00 - wtfx. how did sylar let himself get captured by Cocoon Man. sigh, that scene was shaping up so cool.

34:00 - caryn's so smart.

35:00 - btw, have you guys met Bumpkin, the little pumpkin with a cute face that i got caryn for halloween? Bumpkin is best friends with Pookie now. They play Wii Fit together. Why am i writing about them now? well it's a nathan and ali scene in mohinders loft - caryn asks why are they still there? i dunno!

36:00 - and hey, an appearance by hrg! i got excited, and then nothing happened...

37:00 - you tell her elle. you just wanted to be a plumber right?

38:00 - caryn was all over this elle mucking the plane thing. speaking of.... how could she be so dumb to FLY somewhere in a PLANE?!?!?! more unbelievable than a YNR plot.

39:00 - think claires gonna feel anything from all that eletricity?

40:00 - aww, are they gonna be best buds now?

41:00 - so... it appears parkman is dead... first, fear guy sucks, and if they killed parkman that would be the dumbest thing ever, he's one of the more likable characters. two, i dont know how they explain him not dying after Suck Ass Fear Guy Who Kills Parkman (i asked caryn to come up with an alliterative name) punches him through the chest, 3) caryn has the best idea i guess, that hiro goes into the past

44:00 - or four, parkman tricked him to begin with!

45:00 - so who is the arch bad guy? mama p or arthur? it seems that now its pinehearst and arthur v angela and primatech! better head to primatech asap parkman.

46:00 - sylar don't let him steal your powers.....................

47:00 - this episode was getting kinda good, but then.... right on cue... its mohinder and majah!!!

48:00 - majah says maybe one day she'll forgive mohinder. caryn thinks thats kinda nuts, since he attacked her and put her in a cocoon. also, mohinder says his feelings for majah were real, but i dunno how thats possible, seeing as tho that plotline came out of leftfield.

49:00 - hopefully majah is done now, but i doubt it. all those episodes, and all that screen time, and she's still had ZERO bearing on this show other than as timewaster. its like the writers wanted to leave work early.

50:00 - whatd he tell sylar?!

51:00 - caryn thinks sylar is supposed to be smart. but now he's all gullible for mom then dad. caryn is not pleased. i mean, i tihnk i kinda agree, he should be skeptical of these baddies.

52:00 - ummm... peter has no abilities... so he should be dead after that fall. also, seeing as how elle and claire just saw him thrown out that window, i think they will not be headed into that building.
CB Note: How come you don't mention in this blog when I wager a good nut?? This is when I said that maybe Sylar slowed down Peter's landing!!!

53:00 - caryn is also miffed that sylar was all "ill help you peter" and now hes all "splat you go peter"

54:00 - what bs that peter's alive after that.

55:00 - omg, elle's going to get her ability taken! dont dew it elle. dont!

56:00 - claire asks the question that we asked. how'd he not die? hopefully they have a cool explanation for it and that was a foreshadowing question...

57:00 - caryn points out... its FIRE AND ICE! a pair of hot blondes! i'd say its Ice and Fire. oh Daenerys Targaryen!!! (caryn just referred to her as the Khaleesi)
CB Note: Mike, Justin totally "mommed" me by originally writing "she's the Khaleesi where Caryn is in the book write now" alluding to her not being so in the future. He tried to backtrack, lame attempt tho.

58:00 - well, arthur does some foreshadowing on that peter surviving thing. caryn asks who i think caused him to live. im going with sylar. i think sylars a good guy this season, and he did it. cant possibly explain how. caryn also went with sylar immediately, tho also cant explain how. here's what i wonder - wouldnt arthur want peter alive or dead, and if dead, then hed be mad and go tell sylar ot keel him or do it himself.
CB Note: I did explain how - Sylar slowed down his landing!!! He wants him to live!!! He's still goood!

59:00 - ohnoes. OHNOES. lil d how could you betray the parkster. :( and parkster, how could you not read it in her mind... duh.

60:00 - good one peter. i guess now we know how sylar saved him. nuts for caryn and i.
CB Note: Psh. Nuts for ME. You stink.

61:00 - btw, howd arthur get dead and in that bed to begin with?

62:00 - Justice Department. lol as if that'd work.

63:00 - looks like peanut butter to me... Jif Extra Smooth...

well, the preview for 2 weeks did look cool.

We are trying to decide whether we should watch Daisies or if caryn should do some Wii Yoga. dunno!

Heroes Episode 5

1:00 - so, to recollect, i seem to remember hiro stabbing ando. and caryns right we are seeing what happened before. he went to a magicians store! lol.

2:00 - so this is all fun and funny - and i think i semi nutted it last time, its just, superfast girl can move when hiro freezes time, howd he do that all so fast?!

3:00 - wait, im confused. is this Heroes, or Minority Report?

4:00 - great speech claires mom. and now youre gonna help! awwww. as in, "aww could this be any lamer?!"

5:00 - how does mama claire know marionette man?

6:00 - so... this guy is creepy as hell. great villain and way for using power imo.

7:00 - soooo. pretty great scene with Arthur Fearman (needs a cool name already!) and adam.

8:00 - arthurs power was a little weird. first, he seemed to be donig parkman like mind stuff. but adam was totally freaked out. adam musta made arthur mad at some point, prolly how he ended up in a cell next to peter in season 2. then, it seems as tho arthurs power is to suck the lifeforce from somebody else. except, adam sorta cant die (hes like claire), but maybe he can only die ot this power? and, if arthur was all crippled but had this totally rad power, why didnt he use it before? unless, could he only use adam for it? but if he could use it on adam, why didnt he just use it on adam in season 2 when adam was a prisoner? i hpoe they do a godo job explaining this and making it make sense...
CB Note: This is when I nutted that Papa P could take people's abilities. Without his ability, Adam aged to his real age in a matter of seconds (reminiscent of that guy in an episode of Fringe who rapidly aged from conception to death in a matter of hours). Also, I wonder how Arthur got from being dead to being kept minimally alive waiting to get Adam's power.

9:00 - to reiterate, despite my questions, at least the scene was cool.

10:00 - how could linderman be so dumb to think he could make hiro a bad guy?
CB Note: You mean Arthur. Linderman is a figment of Parkman's dad's imagination. They probably want Hiro for other reasons, maybe to kill him? cause he is a danger to them, just like future seeing guy.

11:00 - what's he doing for daphne that she cant leave? what was daphne's nickkname? Dashing Daph?

12:00 - hes not gonna be able to make parkman a bad guy! oh, good catch while i was writing caryn, parkmans dad is there to make her see linderman. i totally forgot that plot point.
CB Note: Newb. Parkman's dad wants Parkman to be a part of it more likely (or once again, just to get him out of the way of their plans).

13:00 - i just recollected that Dashing Daph (DD) is married to parkman in the future. also, should her nickname be 36DD? Big Rack Attack?

14:00 - that suresh scene didnt advance anything at all. it was like they wanted to give me a bathroom break.

15:00 - i like her hair a lot. i like her. i actually love her. maybe as much as VM herself.... plus, DD is actually on the show.

17:00 - suresh is back on tv, im gonna go get a drink. afk 1min.

18:00 - what did he do omg?! like, some big deal is happening, he injected them, who knows with what. and.... i totally dont care. can we just go back to peter daph or hiro? know what this is like... its like having to watch painful Winters family scenes, or Colleen scenes, on YNR... i just totally dont care. this metaphor was brought to you by my friend Zero, new Heroes watcher and blogreader, whose friend pointed out this was like a soap opera for guys. and it is... kinda.... more amber please!
CB Note: Y&R references thanks to the fact that J does indeed follow the storylines when I watch

21:00 - how did DD break into level 5 so easily?
CB Note: She's super fast, duhs.

22:00 - good think she escaped sylar!

23:00 - total awesomeness - sylar breaking peter out, and now them teaming up... we loves it. however, on this hunger stuff, its totally random, like not a part of his character at all until an episode or 2 ago.

24:00 - great joke ando!

25:00 - Mr African Isaac. lol. still not even close to fire power people though...

26:00 - i nutted hiro getting this shovel smack on the head as soon as he saw that painting, lol.

27:00 - btw, why on earth was hot claires bio mom (also LJs mom on Prison Break Season (without the suck!)) ever with The Prickly Puppeteer.

28:00 - how is this gonna work? claire has NO offensive power.... shes such a dumdum. so is her mom.

30:00 - caryn with a great insight as claires plan falls apart: "just further proving her kim bauerness..." line of the night...

31:00 - nutted it to cb immediately that hiro was gonna get mucked from behind 1min in the past too. still was super funny.

32:00 - daph seems to really hate these bad guys. i wonder what linderman/parkmansdad is holding over her head to make her do this.

33:00 - he called her barbie. he shoulda called her kim... that would just be amazing.

34:00 - i just want to say... that... it would totally be AWESOME if claire killed one of the moms. and, it could be used to explain her fall into villainy..... im waiting with baited breath now.

35:00 - this guy is a GREAT villain. yay for new powers.

36:00 - caryn right now is thinking that claires mom is gonna shoot claire, then claire will heal. to be honest, this is a pretty likely nut.

37:00 - also, shouldnt claires mom actually want to shoot claire? then she'll escape his grasp and she'll get him!
CB Note: Yea but it's still her daughter! She needed to come to terms.

38:00 - 3 trigger pulls sure looked SUSPICIOUS though if you ask me. but the Prickly Puppeteer didnt even seem to notice...

39:00 - Claire submits her own line of the nite: "Show's over....." not bad, but its no "I'm Chuck Bass" or "If you thought that was a long time..." (L2WatchGossipGirl)

40:00 - howd she end up in a coma? wtfs.

41:00 - hey look theyre bringing back that symbol. and its on the pinehearst card. and ... umm. i dont get it.

43:00 - great job claire! now you can use that plan every time - get intentionally caught, then killed, then revive and get the bad guy! hrg, how could you be impressed by that poor planning!

45:00 - well, no elle, but at least we got elle's power?

46:00 - sylar used to think he was really special i think.... oh peter, youre a dumdum.

53:00 - awww. this lil daph and parkman flirting scene is adorable. shes protecting him from her.
55:00 - nice nut on what her heart does caryn.

56:00 - parkman asks what they have over her. i knew they had something over her. counting it as a nut!

57:00 - good scene with hiro and spielberg (get it?) in africa.

58:00 - peter goes invis. we miss clyde!

59:00 - so.... first) i nutted him using that power on peter. second) i thought peter would escape somehow, but he STOLE PETERS POWER AAAA. third) caryn is trying to claim nut status for this thievery, despite not saying it til it was happening. fourth) shes blaming this lack of speaking on, quote "my being a poopyhead earlier." fifth) she has terrifically explained adam's getting pwnt, without his healing/immortality power, he was super old and decomposed.
CB Note: I DID nut it and you WERE a poopyhead!

so, in conclusion, good ending scene, and nice set up for the rest of the season, with peter powerless. i would not however, in nut fashion, that peter is going to reclaim his powers bc future peter had powers to start the season, although maybe that doesn't matter bc future peter changed the future.

on the whole, this season is shaping up better than last season, instead of lots of suck, its closer to 50-50, although i guess in this ep only the suresh scenes were useless. the bad claire plot was saved by puppet guys coolness. and i heart daph. now, just give me my VM already dammit.

xoxo
nifty nutter