Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Heroes Dec 8

C asked if i wanted to watch ugly betty or heroes first tonite. ofc i picked ugly betty. Heroes, how far thy hath fallen...
CB Note: Not really true. I didn't even ask which he wanted to watch first, cause we watched Ugly Betty while eating dinner, so of course he couldn't blog and eat at the same time!

1:00 - im watching last times now. seth green was the highlight of the season. and as i was watching elle getting mucked i thought to myself, how is it possible that VM has more screentime as the voiceover narrator in GG than in heroes?
CB Note: XOXO

2:00 - why did hrg say "we think she died in the fire"? was that referring to claire or her momzor?

3:00 - omg, was hiro playing... a Gameboy?!?!?!

4:00 - the catalyst must have been in hiro's mom!!! and now the arrangements... to Claire!!! just like my super awesome nut 2 or 3 eps ago that you all criticized like jealous momos.

5:00 - and takei just said that they were giving the catalyst to claire, but mom wanted to keep it in family!!

6:00 - hmm, is there any chance that mom will trix takei and give it to hiro or ando instead.

7:00 - hiro's mom's a healer! like linderman. watch out flame throwing heroes, thats 2 for healers (3 if you count claire!)

8:00 - hilarious talkover scene. we had to rewind to listen to claire.
CB Note: In case you can't tell, he's referring to the scene where both Hiro and Claire say "I know what to do!" and talk over each other. Pretty cute. I *heart* hiro

9:00 - claire is gonna stop the catalyst form getting put in her, omg good idea! what if it mucks up Claire's power too?
CB Note: But she already had her power from birth, if she survived that fire, right? Which actually makes no sense cause I thought everyone got their powers after the eclipse.

10:00 - i totally thought that takei knew future hiro would be there checking in. c nutted that takei thought he was the hired help. well done babe!

11:00 - c complains about pausing so i can blog and not miss anything. tough nuggies!

12:00 - so... omfg, elle is really dead. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! why did they take one of the awesomest young actresses in hollywood, and give her this craptacular role, with barely any screen time, and then totally waste her character in a stupid plot. i am SO MAD. i have half a mind to just stop watching, given that this show sucks anyway. if c wasnt making me do this, i would totally stop watching. im dead serious.

13:00 - i didnt even remember that nathan changed his allegiance in haiti. im so confuzzled. sigh.

14:00 - insert more sylar-elle rant here.

15:00 - and wtf where did he get that list of ppl with powers from?
CB Note: He worked at the Company for awhile plus for Arthur for a bit, so he had access to people's files. He obviously saved the info for a rainy day when he'd want to feed the hunger again.

16:00 - this pinehearst plot is dumb. its all dumb.
CB Note: Somebody call the whaaaaaambulance!

17:00 - i mean, at least when they trap ali larter's character in 3 seasons of dumb plots, i don't care bc its ali larter. but with vm, i take it personally.

18:00 - really, thats some kind of big reveal? they are gonna pick superpowers to give us soldiers?
CB Note: They want a super-army to take over the world, duh!

19:00 - what happens if future claire touches old claire? can the same matter occupy the same space, or will they implode in a violation of the space time continuum (like Timecop)
CB Note: I totally made that space-time continuum joke (only more referenced to back to the future.)
Doc: I foresee two possibilities. One: coming face-to-face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock, and she'd simply pass out. Or, two: the encounter could create a time paradox, the result of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe! Granted that's a worst case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy.

20:00 - c questions claires moms parenting skills, giving the baby to strangers to hold and all.

21:00 - this scene is SO BAD. not only is it unbelievable, the dialogue also sucks as usual.

22:00 - omg a cool new power! The HLD!
CB Note: I don't know what this is referring to.

23:00 - c doesn't like bad sylar. she liked nice sylar. i think that while nice sylar was fun and different, there is something to be said for villain sylar who is in it for his own greed and lust for power.

24:00 - well nathan sure told the sergeant what he was in for. he told him all about what this drug would do...

25:00 - every war movie they've made about iraq has bombed. how did this scene make it into Heroes of all things?

26:00 - convenient that now Daph can side-along-Dash in addition to Hiro's side-along-Timetravel. (+2 for whoever knows the reference....)

27:00 - line of the nite by c (as guy is trying to get away on bike): "Go after him Speedracer!"

28:00 - why's she dying? and why'd she call it "the light"

29:00 - omg takei is criticizing hiro for his obsessions with video games and comicbooks. this is BULLSHIT!!!

30:00 - lol young hiro is so cute. and they pushed up their glasses the same way.

31:00 - lol at claire and the boy in 5th grade.

32:00 - so... now that claires changed the past by talking to hrg and her mom, why don't they eventually remember this when claire grows up and looks like claire?

33:00 - ok, so hrg knows she's lying... cool. now, what would be totes awesome is if she told him the truth and they plotted something together to avoid getting her to be the catalyst (and perhaps saving her if thats why hiro's mom is dying)

34:00 - lol company man. season 1 ep shoutout?

35:00 - well, at least hiro told his mom what was going on. now, i assume, they will plot to keep the catalyst in the family...

36:00 - hmmmm.... so she gave hiro the light, then died. so... claire never had it? or now takei is gonna think theres no more catalyst so the entire future is totally mucked up bc the formulas useless? frankly, you know they wont make much effort to explain all the resulting time travel paradoxes.

37:00 - c also wants credit for some kind of nut. i wasnt really paying attention.
CB Note: I nutted that Hiro's mom was going to heal his head when they started talking!!! I said it out loud!

38:00 - this peter-arthur-haitian scene BETTER be awesome...

39:00 - do you think they're gonna remember to make that noise and visual effect every time somebody lies to sylar?

40:00 - HOW DID ARTHER GET THERE!!!!! oh.em.gee. he took the catalyst! and he took hiro's powers! and he kinda killed hiro! phew he caught that lightpost! but now he's lost in time! how will he get back?!

41:00 - also, how the eff did arthur know to go back and get them? was it future arthur or past arthur? it had to be future arthur right? c notes that it had to be future arthur bc he knew about catalyst, and also referenced his feud with mama p. now, the 50million question, HOW THE EFF did he know to find them there?

42:00 - tbh, if he knew how to do this, why didn't he just go back and take it from hiros mom as soon as he found out about it...? huh... huh...?

43:00 - i paused it on mohinder's face to write the previous entry. c was all "omg now i have to look at mohinder for an extra minute. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
CB Note: Well he's gross looking!!!

54:00 - GO TIME baby, the haitian's here! these last 5 minutes better be pure distilled awesomeness...

55:00 - omg peter do it you giant wuss! btw, im going on record for peter wuss's out.

56:00 - uh oh, looks like hes gonna go all INCREDIBLE HULK and then kill everyone!!!!

57:00 - peter you giant newb. how could you not shoot faster. i totes thought arthur paused time, but it looks like sylar did it, with the haitian down for the count, and now hes gonna LIE DETECTOR HIM!!!! i bet sylar totes kills him for lying.

58:00 - BILL IT!!!!!!

59:00 - btw, it appears the catalyst is gone.

60:00 - yup... there went the light...

61:00 - poor peter will never get his abilities back...

62:00 - so do they not need the catalyst bc they have the formula and all already?

63:00 - its a little odd how often the future and final event has been changing this season. i cant even remember the beginning (ando killing hiro?) then peter was in the future when everyone was fighting amongst each other and claire was bad.. then the catalyst plot, and now hulk boy with arthur dead and sylar as a bad guy again.
CB Note: I can't wait til Nathan realizes that making a bunch of ridiculously strong people is so stupid cause he has no real way of controlling them.

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