Oct 10, 2007 Gossip Girl

"Less Beach, More Bitch" - Selina

before we start, i want to point out that i did in fact officially nut the villain from that Daisies ep. it WAS the criminology prof from VM! imdb

Let's begin:

1:00 - i dont get this Audrey Hepburn business

5:00 - where does chuck get these high class hoes?

07:00 - you may recognize Dan from The Bedford Diaries. we watched that. b/c Caryn loves peter petrelli. i used to hate him. im bitter that jess stole rory from dean.

09:00 - prediction - something will go wrong at this card game.

09:30 - caryn and i see this new model as being Serena coming a mile away.

1030: - it turns out to be B. let me predict right now that it still ends up being S. caryn: "i woulda picked serena". we know babe, you said so at 9:30

15:00 - caryn wants to be an art buyer. will dan's dad nut that woman? i predict dating, over 1-3 episodes, but no nutting. i will guarantee that he nuts S's mom at some point this year.

17:00 - who is that that chuck reminds me so much of?

18:00 - Jay would know how to tell B to let go and go for it with the modeling! Tyra woudla agree! oh look, S is playing that role now.

19:00 - it looks like S's gonna help B do the modeling. i steadfastly maintain she steals hte modeling job. ooh, i didnt see her bailing on Dan. missed a nut.

25:00 - i was gonna guess that the artist is in fact rufus (Dan's dad). caryn guessed it is the mom. It turns out caryn was right. well done babe! and now rufus isnt gonna date this hottie. bummer.

26:00 - caryn is planning a 5 borough pub crawl for next weekend. im trying to get Staten Island knocked off the list. who wants to go there?

27:00 - nate is such a rebel. lalala.

31:00 - serena nut about to come thrue. see 19:00 entry, after they took away the nut and made you think B would really be the model, i still knew it would be S. NUTZAH!

36:00 - lol , we didn't see this coming. hot art buyer working for S's mom. Why does Dan's mom hate S's mom? it will be revealed in due time, says i.

38:00 - chuck in his room. caryn nuts that his stuff got stolen, about 5 seconds before he opens the drawer. it counts! I'll make a nut now - this old school guy is a addict or a hustler, and it was him who stole the baseball and watch. Consider this a doubledown on my already amazing S model nut.

40:00 - B is such a drama queen. It wasn't S's fault. Veronica i disagree. S didn't tread on nobody. she's a good kid. come on dan, tell her off! sigh. wuss.

45:00 - omg i cant believe dan is blaming S. you gotta be kidding me. i know that dan is supposed to be "the good guy" and all. but the way he is tooling it up, im taking the good guy label away from him. he's officially a douche. Nate looks more enlightened than Dan.

47:00 - do people really just go off and sit in the corner like this all alone? i usually go watch tv or play computer games when something bad happens tbh. amirite?

48:00 - lol dan didnt say anything to his mom. big surprise. wuss. and caryn nuts the allusion - he's talkign about B and her mom!

49:00 - old school guy is gonna lose this money. its in the bag. like 110%. id bet it all.

50:00 - al my predictoins about this card game turned out to be correct.

53:00 - didnt see this nate losing his money thing. caryn claims she guessed it was his father. There is no way his father could drain hsi Trust fund btw. If the father was the trustee, he violated his fiduciary duty. But that banker nate was on the phone with was probably the trustee, and he totally violated his duty too by just giving to dad. I haven't taken T&E yet, but im sure mike or rachel can confirm this.

56:00 - caryn wants me to make a note that her new couch is here. Lots of room for Heroes!

56:30 - Dan is apologizing to S for being a tool. like usual. 3rd time hes done this? i predict it will happen again within the next 2 weeks.

58:00 - love that middle finger discount. theyre taking these pictures at 59-60 and park ave. that's where our coed touch football team meets before practice. wait, maybe they are somewhere else ><

xoxo
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