October 31, 2007 Private Practice

2:00 - i can read while i walk. its impressive.

3:00 - somebody totally grabbed the girl's arm. call this the most obvious nut ever. in fact, from now on, when a show presents a most obvious nut ever, i will simply denote such nut as a MONE.

5:00 - prediction: at some point, the female Chief will start dating Sam, Nine, or Kellerman.

6:00 - obvi, they cannot lie to the husband and tell him he's infertile.

7:00 - OMG Taboo commercial!!! and they are buzzing like crazy. these people suck. we'd pwnz them.

8:00 - Question of hte night: will pp be able to top that taboo commercial?

10:00 - what's a cervical cap? why doesnt she just unscrew it?

12:00 - i bet she falls asleep now.

14:00 - F, she's still awake.

16:00 - Kellerman is def my fave.

18:00 - where;d this dying thing from liarwoman come from? whats going on? omg she's dying! what suspense! what great writing! what sarcasm!

22:00 - fyi, they should not be discussing their patient in front of the hospital doctor. that's gotta be such an ethics violation.

24:00 - i dont believe this story at all about her falling and grabbing the girl's arm. of course, the girl is very defensive and insists its just that.

30:00 - "what's she gonna do?" caryn asks. i respond: "its not worthy of a nut, if i dont care what she does."

35:00 - what gook did he put on her head. i cat focus on the conversation, b/c its funny.

38:00 - pizz is about to nut what's really going on with the girl and her mom. he learned how to roll from VM herself. what situation? what is it you do? hello writers: could you be any more vague?

43:00 - and the girl admits that the mom hits her a little. call this a sucess on the MONE, as well as it being the mother. nut nut nutteroo.

50:00 - caryn is up in arms about the fact that they could adopt or something. i stopped paying attention 5 minutes ago. pass the tv guide.

60:00 - its over.

61:00 - great preview - she wants to give birth in a pool. exciting!

this show did not earn an "xoxo".