i am ashamed to admit that caryn and i are giving this vh1 spoof a chance. Summary: dumb models have to compete in challenges about modeling and intellect. they are awful at both, but im not sure they know that the point of the show is to laff at them.
FYI: ben stein is a cohost. i cant believe this is waht hes doing nowadays.
07:00 - ok, they're playing like model jeopardy. the categories are about model stuff. i have no clue who this host is btw.
13:00 - mandy lynn is so dumb, and so surgicallized. and GOP stands for Governor Of Presidents.
15:00 - "lisa is an idiot, she doesnt know anything". Pickel is talking smack.
16:00 - this guy is dominating. Pickel and rachel are owning.
17:00 - that guy knew what scuba stood for. blonde rachel pointed at her category. its a giant board!, nobody can see who you are pointing at. and Napoleon Pierre was emperor of france. and omg mandy lynn knew it was bona parte. that is humiliating for blonde rachel.
18:00 - erica just chose a questoin that was already asked and not answered. so she selected it again, and still didnt know the answer. and har partner is vexed.
19:00 so this team already had a cosmetic case, but no clothes for the guy. and hte girl selects Lipstick. and they already had cosmetics! and the guy is naked. hilarious.
20:00 - i will admit, this challenge was pretty funny, and the photo shoot will be funny too. this guy is trying to nail blonde rachel, and pass it off as practicing posing for the photoshoot.
21:00 - andre the soviet communist things hes better than alot of people here. he doesnt get that this whole show is a joke and the 628 americans watching it are laughinng at him.
22:00 - somebody needs to point out to andre that the soviets lost the cold war. he doesnt know :(
27:00 - to ensure they dont cheat with makeup and wahtever, they just had to jump in the pool and take off their clothes and arrive in only robes.
29:00 - aussie rachel is shaking. they literall call them aussie rachel and blonde rachel.
30:00 - aussie rachel and pickel decided to to go topless in their doctor and nurse pictures.
31:00 - vj and blonde rachel had beautiful chemistry. she told me so.
32:00 - andre and lisa are fighting. lol the photographer is ripping on andre. andre is a professional. not this photographer who has taken pics of heidi klum, jessica alba, gwen stefani etc. the photog commended lisa for being so patient. andre is angry.
41:00 - mary alice was chocked how good the photos were. so was i. i agree, the aussie rachel pickel picture was hot.
42:00 - put this one in the book - vj and blonde rachel will be nutting within 2 eps.
43:00 - i think the andre/lisa picture is awful. after the last ANTM, id punish tyra nigel and twiggy by making them judge this show. they suck.
45:00 - this last photo was awful. "great, erica is boring, and im fat"
46:00 - pickel and rachel will win. caryn and i get the nut!
47:00 - when you lose on this show, they call it "being purged." its hilarious, but so so wrong.
51:00 - elimination time!! ive got no prediction. who the hell knows wut happens on this trashy trashy show.
52:00 - "mandy lynn is called down, and im thinking, oh hell yes" - jesse. lol. we know this show is a complete joke (which we already know) if mandy lynn doesnt get eliminated. shes so dumb. its like if that asian guy from season 2 or 3 from american idol made it to the final 12.
55:00 - caryn thinks the girl will be eliminated. i agree. and the verdict from ben stein: erica has been invalidated, just like the geocetrict paradigm of hte pre-copernican era! doublenut!
57:00 - poor jesse. they keep criticizing his weight. now hes gonna start purging. evil world of modeling!
preview of next week: ben stein: "which weighs more? a ton of rocks or a ton of feathers?" mandy lynn: "a ton of rocks?"
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There is NOTHING to be ashamed of. This show rocks and you all should watch it. It's a combination of beauty and the geek and ANTM. And the best reality show on VH1 by far (I am sometimes forced to watch Rock of Love/I Love NY/Flavor of Love at my poker nights with my girl friends...It rots my brain)
So you've got a bunch of models who are completely airheaded and you have a couple of smart hot people who don't seem to be able to model.
You have one guy who is "soviet" and makes everything into an "i'm better than you americans" competition. He also looks exactly like Derek from the Real World/Road Rules competitions. But he's kinda insane.
You have Mary Lynn who's the plastic barbie doll who's dumb as rocks and not even that pretty. But they've been keeping her around cause she "really wants it" and has been "trying really hard"
You have the Jesse who they keep saying is fat. I think he had a pretty good point saying that his belly wasn't going to go away in just a DAY. At least he started working out!
Oh, and Blonde Rachel has skeleton arms, it's pretty freaky.
My faves are...Pickel and Aussie Rachel - their picture totally rocked this week, VJ cause he's hot and Lisa cause she's pretty.
All in all, highly enjoyable!
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