Tila Tequila!

everyone has to watch at least one episode of this show. it portends the doom of america. this blog should be read bottom to top, b/c it was adapted from an email chain to rachel, and im too lazy to edit it any better. Non Tila viewers should read it as well, b/c im pretty sure it will convince you to give this show a chance.

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so the last 15min were the elimination. i didnt really care tho. i wanted to watch them fool around more. who cares who gets eliminates

she kept steven!!!

deer park is on long island. vanessa is such a LI girl. carryn is hoping one will not be interested.

tila likes lipstick lesbians usually, not butch girls like dani. ill be honest, i prefer lipstick lesbians also.>

guy: "the girls did better with the pie bc they are all about licking and sucking, and im not about that." me: who would want that guy as a lover?>

its kinda unfair that only tila is allowed to hook up. unfair to me, the viewer, that is

rob is a smart guy, waiting for the girls to implode on eachother

rebecca is such a playa

rebecca just admited to kissing brandi and tlia didnt know that is what was being talked about>

is this show an hour long?>

steve came over and dom hasnt ratted out a name yet. lol

domenicos reenactment with the stuffed animal is hilarious

domenico doesnt care about his arms, just his undermuscle.>

omg i hope theres taht game with the horseracing where you roll the balls in the holes!!!>

i love domenico. he is a riot.>

omglol at the covers going up and down with rebecca and steven. and italian guy watching>

uh oh! rebecca is making out with brandy. and she was doing so good with tila!>

mamas boy is funny. every hot bi girl wants to do a country bumpkin

i wish tila would get with a hotter girl than whats her face, rebecca. italia guy just hooha-blocked her

lol vanessa was all "i know how to work a pole" and she fell on her head

tila love strip clubs. she is nutssssssssssssssss

tila has a secret. that guy hopes she doesnt have a penis

italian guy just tried to put his balls on soem girls face

his nuts are hanging out of her thong.

vanessa does NOT want to wake up with morning wood in her ass!