October 22, 2007 Prison Break

huge debate over whether or not to watch this awful show. mike says theyre gonna breakout finally, and bellick ends up in a diaper. lawrence and selina dont want t olose this hour of their life. caryn rachel mike and i dont want to be stuk watching this awful show after what will surely be the amazing veronica mars heroes ep.

speaking ov VM, lawrences roommate criticized it. i insisted he borrow the season 1 dvd.

So, there are 10 minutes in which prison break can convince us to watch the show. odds of success? 1 in 20? i have a better chance of going 25 for 25 in this week's nut predictions.

1:00 - scofield found a mouse. caryn :"ew".

2:00 - the rat jsut got shot witha gun by hte guards and it asploded. mortal kombat style. HOW WILL THEY ESCAPE!!?!?! HOW WILL THEY MAKE ME CARE?!?!

2:30 - selina: "justin, you have long limbs"

3:00 - mike criticized my alarm tone. fyi, Iris by GGD Z100's #1 song of 1999 and WPLJ's #1 song of hte 90's. For reals. i remember hearing the countdown during christmas while driving home from my aunt's in jersey.

4:00 - selina mistakes a non-fat guy for bellick. rookie mistake.

5:00 - selina admits that the hollywood sign floating scene with peter pan and claire made her misty last week.

6:00 - dumb guy aka lincoln is trying ot hide fact that sarah is dead from michael.

7:00 - who is this new guy? he just showed up. we have no clue who he is. and he is looking at whatshisface who scofield has to break out. OMG AND HE KNOWS HIM. and...

8:00 - "they wander around in the yard, somebody tries to get water, sombody gets killed, lincoln does something stupid" - mike summarizing episodes 1 through 5 of this season's prisonbreak.

9:00 - prediction - mike breaks out youg american basketball guy. he's kind of like a good Tweener i think.

10:00 - i show mike and selina the info on Iris. they remain critical. lamers. mike WISHES his 90s coverband could play Iris. He thinks he's better than Johnny Rzeznik, but hes not.

11:00 - line of the episode (and season) - "You guys are in over your heads. There's a bad joke about sarah somewhere in there"

12:00 - lawrence just fell asleep.

13:00 - selina is doing her Civil Rights hw.

14:00 - when did panama start looking like thailand?

15:00 - Sucre subplot. i dont care.

16:00 - look they are at the water. along with "hanging out in yard," thats 2 for 4 for mike this ep. make that 3 for 4, lincoln has already done stupid stuf (lied to mike), although im sure he'll do more.

17:00 - selina thinks that cheese shouldnt be eaten out of somebody's pocket in that heat.

18:00 - a sheet si covering the sell. mike and sucre are having "relations" persumably.

19:00 - the nun whore appears. i have to explain to lawrence how the nun-whore trickery works.

21:00 - unanimous consensus. this show is like Young and The Restless. build up build up build up until something finally happens! only the happening happens in the last 2min of hte episode, and then you havfta wait another 58min until something else happens in the last 2min. it's just like YNR "Out of the Ashes"!!!

23:00 - caryn is FFing and selina is narrating while it fastforwards. this show just got ALOT better. *ALOT* better.

29:00 - at least there was some good nun semi-nudity.

30:00 - "it looks like they are about ot break our guys" - rachel. caryn: "here's muy nut, there is a problem" . me: "the breakout doesnt start til 55:00"

33:00 - mahone ate the cheese and got sick.

38:00 - the guads jus entered the prison!!! we have no idea why!!!

39:00 - caryn thinks they tricked the guards into opening the gate by thinking their was a gun. this would be an impressive nut. especially since we fastforwarded throught the last 15minutes and had no dialogue.

40:00 - she took off her shirt. selina nutted it. her tits are lookin' GREAT. mike just said that he would tap that. lawrence concurs.

41:00 - T Bag has a nw friend, the nunwhore (or "nw" for short). i dont understand how he got this friend, why they are hiding. the nw just felt T Bag's cheese against her leg we think.

42:00 - rachel tihnks maybe this wasnt planned. did he get caught looking with the binoculars.

44:00 - so that was exciting right??!?!? except... NOTHING HAPPENED!!!

45:00 - he got the scope back! what's it mean?!

47:00 - tbag has stolen nw's heart.

50:00 - why is lincoln making a sand castle? caryn: "he's digging a hole to sona, duh"

52:00 - oh, he was burying sarah's head. i nutted that btw. maybe it wasnt sarah's head. everyone is confused.

53:00 - if all goes well, they'll see mike tommorow!! ie, next week, there was *never* a doubt that nothing would continue to happen today.

54:00 - ambassoador in Nice with whistler?!?! whats that about?!?! whistler has been lying apparently!!!! selina nonetheless criticizes my nut.

58:00 - why do they need to get to the cup?

60:00 - the ep is over. NOTHING happened. the story did not progress AT ALL. frankly, it was better when selina narrated over the fast forwards. and, as go without saying, my " nothing will happen nuts" of course happened.