Very Special ANTM Finale Blogging for Rachel

0:00 - i cant believe i agreed to do this...

0:30 - even mroe ridiculous, i cant believe ive practically seen the entire season, b/c caryn insists its the first thing we watch wed nite, even tho there are tons of other great shows on, like Pulling Roses, Peepee, and Clean Prude (opposite of money).

3:00 - rats i missed the opening while i was getting wine and my dinner. im gonna needot be drunk to make this bearable.

4:00 - yay its Whitney!!! all time best model ever!! She should be a judge instead of paulina boringskova. btw, p.w.n.3.d.

5:00 - seriously, are either of these 3 girls remotely comparable to The Whit?!

6:00 - who goes up an just kisses random strangers on vacation? 13 year old girls buying allliteratively named lip glosses?

7:00 - Sam, pre-kiss: "omg, please dont have herpes..."

8:00 - fyi, im totes rootign for Anelie.

9:00 - except she just blanked. her face was awesome. It was like when peter realized that arthur was stealing his power and he was mucked!

10:00 - ugh, and her kiss was awful too.

11:00 - omg mckie's face scares me.

12:00 - what is wrong with this show? these girls, alleged models, are so bad, that i, a 26year old male have no desire to hook up with any of them.

13:00 - omg, how CHEEZY was the end of hte commercial, when they all got out of that car or boat? were they supposed ot be clowns? bc tey looked like clowns. seriously, i need more tortilla chips, bc i ran out and theres still so much cheese left.

14:00 - sam's photo is so blegh.

15:00 - analeigh's is terrible. paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainful didnt describe it tyra. oh, wasnt she great in the first commercial?

16:00 - photo is bleh.

17:00 - these girls are so weak. i tihnk fatima woulda won if this were her season.

18:00 - thsi guest judge is full of insightful commentary: "... but she looked great..." really, girls who are supposed to be models looked great? who'd have thought?! good thing youre a judge!!!

19:00 - caryn and i are both going with mckie defintely forward, and sam out.

20:00 - that was the worst lurch impression ever.

21:00 - mckie moves forward, nut 1 for us.

22:00 - RAISIN!!!!!! analeigh is out. sam is in. cand caryn is FURIOUS. she's already declared she's boycotting the rest of hte episode, but for some reason i still have to watch and blog.... wtf? also, caryn states that tis been obvious from the beginning that it was gonna be mckie. rach, do you agree?

23:00 - just to clarify, a "raisin" is the new official 'opposite' of a "nut".

24:00 - dude, they were showing some monster nip in that photoshoot. thats some modeling i can approve of.

29:00 - whoa! that runway is Off the Hizzy For Shizzle, amirite Young Jeezy?

31:00 - that previous entry was for rach... had to speak her language for a lil.

33:00 - i wonder what the verdict on that drape for whitney is...

37:00 - im going to have nightmares of that walking pink ball.

39:00 - whitney melts face. she owns. mckie looked TERRIBLE walking. TERRIBLE.

40:00 - sam stinks too. caryn wishes we could have seen analeigh walk too. Last year with whitney was obviously a fluke. we are back ot lamers in teh final 2, and sucky girls winning.

41:00 - also, for all the talk of this cool runway, frankly, i thought it was kind of lame and dumb. i wasnt impressed at all.

42:00 - caryn: "mckie's accent changes every other word". shes kinda right.

43:00 - there's a reason they didnt show us hte professional dutch models walking... bc they woulda made uncle sam and mcsuck look as bad as they truly were.

44:00 - tyra you liked those facial expressions? it looked to me like she had (serious disease that its politicaly incorrect to make fun of people with) or (another mental disease or defect). Seriously, she looked terrible, are you kidding me?

45:00 - photo shoot one: they both stunk. STUNK. boxing? boxing???? really? really seth? boxing mckie, boxing? really amy?

46:00 - Photo shoot two - Sam looked hawt. mckie kinda looked hot too.

47:00 - Clipper Ship: i can see why they like mckie's but its not that hot to me. i LOVE sam's. how she's holding the rope and her dress. stfu and stop being so critical nigel you lamer. wtf kind of name is nigel anyway?

48:00 - tyra's shoot: sam looks good, but its kinda meh overall. McKie's isnt bad, but again bleh. Mckie's glam photo looks AWFUL. AWFUL. i buy that she's a spaz and couldnt stop tripping over her own 2 feet as a kid. sam's is good, but wuts with her legs and knees? that loosk like some kind of folk dance.

49:00 - uh oh, the music is getting tense. deliberation time. its gonna be "interesting". tyra no its not. its mckie 100%, we all knwo this. You elimmed analeigh so she wouldnt show up mckie in the final walk.

50:00 - oh its anya! looks like shes doing great! good thing she doesnt need to speak ever...

51:00 - i think nigel just creamed his pants talking about mckie's final pose. seriously, it looks like a bearcub ate her face! i love how he tried to run off how hideous her walk was with one line under his breath.

52:00 - on the nut front, caryn is going with mckie... but she wants everyoen to know she "feels robbed".

53:00 - caryn just paused to make a comment to me, and she paused on mckie making mental disease or defect face... i swear.

54:00 - caryn is irate that sam has been involved every week and talking to the camera, and mckie has always been in the background.

55:00 - caryn is now signing on to "go for broke with sam, even though i dont think its sam"

56:00 - NUTS!!!! ill count it for caryn too, we both knew it was destined.

57:00 - i just asked caryn is Mr. and Miss J were married.

58:00 - caryn tells me she read on EOnline that it was so obvious who was going to win this season that they had to edit it to make it look unobvious, so they edited mckie out of hte show. whatever.

59:00 - can i have the last 45minutes of my life back? rach, you owe me.....

xoxo,
nutblogger

p.s. tyra was just all "gimme that signature pose" and i thought for sure that mckie was gonna make mdd face, but instead she did long neck o the right... and then tyra was like "another another" and mckie did.... wait for it... long neck to the .... LEFT!!!! yes, she did the EXACT SAME POSE to the opposite side. ell.oh.ell.

November 10 2008 Heroes Episode

0:00 - 5 dollar footlong......

1:00 - last month's white wine of the month from italy is pretty enjoyable.

1:30 - are we gonna have any VM this week? I MISS VM!!!

2:00 - hey, its mr and mrs p, and linderman. i think this is the past!
CB Note: You'd have seen the opening scene showing Hiro tasting that paste stuff and going for his "nature walk" and seeing all these past events if you weren't too busy looking for the nymag gossip girl blog that you read without me!!!!!

3:00 - arthur looked into nathan and saw trouble? i thought he was a thief. what power was he using?

4:00 - i was busy eating my 5dollar, and looking up the new york magazine blog gossip girl post from this monday, when i missed claires mom and new blue fire dude together causing trouble. caryn got mad at me.

5:00 - so, flint is apaprently bad fire guy, and caryn notes it makes sense hes brother and sister with claires mom. nice lil surprise. also, caryn recognized that guy capturing them. i recognized him too, hes from season 1 and was a company employee i do believe.
CB Note: That was obvious from the use of the stun-gun, which is apparently the company go-to.

6:00 - cant tell the relationship of sylar hanging himself compared to when he got that first kill from the moving things guy when that dude thought he was mohinders dad.
CB Note: It was also obvious he was thinking about how he killed that guy and felt so guilty about it he wanted to kill himself! Oh sensitive Sylar...

7:00 - elle in sylars past!! I MISSED YOU VM! do they know each other? i bet they do. why else would he need her forgivenessmo.
CB Note: What's the opposite of a nut?

8:00 - caryn wonders during commercial why cedric diggory does not wash his hair in twilight. you guys all wanna go see it together? rachel, he's pretty dreamy....

9:00 - caryn reminds us all that this episode is what Hiro is seeing after he passed out with african paste man.
CB Note: No, I was just reminding you since it had seemed that you missed it at the beginning of the episode, which it turns out from this blog, you did! This is why your nuts have been lacking lately, you don't pay attention!

10:00 - well apparently he didn't know vm. i cant believe he fell for that rope broke nonsense. aww, sylar, VM is my angel! dun steal her!

11:00 - so... hrg and elle were partners? a year ago? before the haitian??? and, did he call sylar mr gray? i liked the whale story. hows the pie gonna work? is it slang for you know what? and, shouldnt the company kinda know how to track them and find out about transferring powers? they made a virus and all and papa p is a power thiefzor. i mean, this scene must have taken place after sylar mucked mohinders dad, which means early season 1. hrg wasn't with haitian then?

12:00 - nutted this guy working for the company.

13:00 - umm, and now papa p is with mama p in the garden. and he was totes dead s1. is hiro seeing stuff all out of order? he must be, bc nathan was running for congress all season 1. way to make it confuzzling!

14:00 - "when peters powers manifest..." - did they virus up peter too?
CB Note: Everyone's powers started coming out after the eclipse...

15:00 - simultaneous OMGs from caryn and i as we realize the truth of nathan's car crash. CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT NUT THIS A FEW MINUTES AGO. DOH!!!!

16:00 - guess it wasnt all nathans fault, like we were led to believe season 1.

17:00 - great question ---- how come peter never absorbed his dad's power??? (i want you all to try to answer this one...)
CB Note: I actually was thinking this over as we watched last night too! How funny. I think I just figured it out. His dad "died" before his powers manifested!

18:00 - nathan told his mom to choose a side!! hero or villain!!! caryn noted this. i was busy finishing my sammy.

19:00 - you cant put one over on mama p, papa p. everyone knows that.

20:00 - pft, like she's gonna believe that weakass 'no'. im betting she didnt believe, and she KILLS HIM! or tries.... but hmm, she was allied with linderman in season 1 i tihnk... so how did dad p end in that bed?/?

21:00 - IRON MAN!!!!!

22:00 - also, i just realized what weapons they use to get the bad heroes. why do they never yell "Dont Tase me Bro!"
CB Note: Really? You JUST realized what weapons they use??? The stun-gun has been used many times this season.

23:00 - i wish i could have some of VM's pie....

24:00 - Clyde!!! we'd totes been missing him. they should totes bring him back. of course, i thought that clyde was hrg's old partner, wasn't he? then something happened, and clyde ditched the company... i'm pretty sure they mucked this up.

25:00 - sylar mentions... THE HUNGER!!!!!! he's always breaking the 5th commandment - "thou shalt not covet the powers of others"

26:00 - caryn notes the irony if hrg actually turning sylar bad.

27:00 - didnt elle get her powers from a formula? i cant remember. and shouldn't she have inherited.

28:00 - caryn doesn't know why hrg wants sylar to kill. i think its bc he wants to catch him in act and bring him in to the company.

29:00 - linderman: "i dont know how nathan survived.." ummm, YOU GAVE HI MPOWERS DIDNT YOU?!?!?! i just pointed this otu to cb, and she raised her eyebrows. im pretty good fyi..

30:00 - wtf. hes mindreading? thats not his power. ugh, and now hes like mind controlling her. caryn adeptly points out this was eden's power. wtmuck, just wtmuck.

31:00 - this scene with hiro half waking, and them putting him back to sleep, how pointless was that? jesus this show has fallen so far.

32:00 - i did enjoy the clint-firegirl witty repartee.

33:00 - that was some baaaaaaaaaaaad special effects in that exploding boxcar.

34:00 - has arthur erased mama p's thoughts and memories before? i thought thats what linderman said. so, i think shes gonna pick the truth, and then they are both gonna turn on arthur. good use of linderman's power here. and ummm, wtf is arthurs power. he erased her thoughts? made her agree with him? and steals powers? srsly, w.t.f.x.
CB Note: I agree...we need to discuss arthur and his powers. So he can take someone's powers from them, but he also seems to have other powers reminiscent of other heroes that still have their powers, for example eden with the making people do what you want, the haitian with erasing memories, parkman's dad with the reading of minds. He obviously can also talk to people with his mind and control them, like he did with mama p and the doctor who's keeping him alive.

35:00 - why does he set claire's mom free? srsly? why? it dun make sense. who cares what they lied to her about.
CB Note: Maybe he was protecting HRG/the company? Maybe they never wanted to take her in for fear she'd find out they took claire?

36:00 - kinda hilarious how claire ran into that boxcar fire. caryn and i remember that scene from season 1. she got taped doing it i think.

37:00 - i thought he took the name sylar from the watch after he killed papa suresh. shes still calling him gabester.

38:00 - trevors ability is cool elle. i wish i could do that. PEW PEW!!

39:00 - love it. mama p brought the haitian to bring arthur down!!!

40:00 - a) i think vm blew it. caryn thinks vm broke his heart. whoa, they're watching how he does it. that was the point. im not sure what good it actually is though. hrg created sylarrrrrrr. also, caryn notes that sylar has never done the cool gun thing.

41:00 - caryn wants credit for nutting poison soup. it was so obvi. im not counting it.
CB Note: You're not counting it cause you didn't think of it yourself! Screenshot or it didnt happen!

42:00 - now we gotta explain htf he lived and was in that bed. did mama p really fuxx that up that bad?

55:00 - she wanted to incinerate him!!! but nathan walked in... ohnoes. nathan ruined it alllllll.

56:00 - whats the loose end hrg just mentioned? - is it elle?

57:00 - we saw peter get out of this cab, and hrg get in in season 1.

58:00 - i still dont think that this petrelli plotline can be taking place at the same time as the rest of them, just fyi.

59:00 - ohnoes, he mindcontrolled the doc!! how could mama p be so dumb and not go see him herself? srsly....

60:00 - dude, how did his head get detached. omg its arthur! but seriously, why'd he decapitate him? and omg arthur is gonna muck hiro. but srly, is his power this mind bs or power stealing??? W.T.F.
CB Note: Don't take Hiro's powerrrrrrrrrrrrr

Heroes Episode 6

I was gonna whine about having to watch heroes instead of pushing daisies, but caryn says VM is gonna be in this ep. yipp!

peter's dad is such a thief!!!!

2:00 - yay a mohinder scene! i mean, sigh. so i heard the flying noise and thought nathan was flying. then i looked up from typing and mohinder was superjumping... like mario.
CB Note: Mohinder is the WORST. I think I dislike him so much now that I'd rather keep Majaaaah than him. At least she got hotter!

3:00 - so, what is arthur doing? is he a total bad guy? or secretly good?
CB Note: You're just trying to put this "secretly good" thing in now in case he becomes good in a future ep way in the future so you can claim a nut! Cause he's done NOTHING so far that says "good guy"

4:00 - way to nut that "you're grounded" caryn.

5:00 - eris quod sum!!!!

6:00 - nothing like a scene of mamma claire giving claire some motherly advice. booooooring. well, at least something is wrong with the lights.

7:00 - And at the 7th minute, there was much rejoicing. Elle Elle Elle!!!

8:00 - what happened to her? was she in a fight with sylar? was she even on earlier this season? i can barely remember, bc it was...ummm. FIVE weeks ago. pshaw.
CB Note: And yet again you show that you have the memory of a 72-year-old man (yes that was a dig at McCain). Elle was in the fight with Sylar at Level 5. He was trying to kill her when she freaked out and made an electrical explosion that let everyone free. That was the last we saw of her (when Mama P sent her packing) and now she's all haywire!

9:00 - claire;s brother comes up with an awesome move. who woudla thought it. unfortch, it did cut off super hot girlfghting between claire and elle. personally, im betting on kb every time.

10:00 - i think arther will be able to remove her abilities... hahaha good one arthur. does this mean no more majah?! we can only hope obi wan, we can only hope.

11:00 - LOL. awesome. Majah hates mohinder.

12:00 - lol, mohinder asks arthur to take his abilities. we can only hope that arthur obliges and mohinder stops being such an awful character, and just goes back ot regular boring.

13:00 - whoa enmeshed protein links! obvi a fresh injection would fix mohinder. sure. and mohinder is skeptical of their self serving agenda! and this dialogue is awful. and mohinder is skeptical bc WE HAD THIS PLOTLINE LAST SEASON.

14:00 - tbh id rather be Wii'ing.

15:00 - caryn is working on our super awesome halloween costumes btw. is BG coming to NYC for HWeen?

16:00 - why is sylar so emo?

17:00 - coolio, mama p coming ot sylar in his dream and telling him to get all badass and save lil p. 3 cheers for badass sylar. at least he's cool.

18:00 - why cant elle control her power? i dun gets it.

19:00 - you guys aren't gonna believe this, but caryn thinks she knows what girl gave elle that card for some company called pinehearst.
CB Note: Sarcasm doesn't suit you.

20:00 - btw, wtf is with pinehearst. aren't they already in this show, only theyre called The Company? recycle more plotlines please. MOAR!
CB Note: The Company is Primatech. Pinehurst is the new baddies company.

21:00 - vm is totally pwning hayden here. no, they're not fighting. kb is just a pwns actress.

22:00 - hopefully this elle+hayden plotline is compelling.

23:00 - so, all these dudes are like superpowerful villains, why do they need lil' daph to do their dirty work?
CB Note: Cause she can move quickly

24:00 - well, if you had ep 6 for when daddy parkman gets wtfpwnt after a 5second scene, then you won. funneh.

25:00 - pinehearst DOES sound like a dishwashing liquid mama claire. good one. now get off the screen already and lets move this plot along.

26:00 - speaking of hrg, ummmm. where is he at?

27:00 - yes, claire needs the same thing as elle, her ability under control... umm. how is claires ability OUT of control?

28:00 - sadly, i have no nuts for how parkman gets out of this quandary with Li'l D.

29:00 - is parkman really gonna be sad about his dad? after all, last season, his dad locked him in a bad dream... just pointing that out, since its unlikely the writers remember.

30:00 - caryn: "peter's been locked up alot this season". good comment caryn, i preferred when he was kickin ass and takin names.

31:00 - ruh roh. mohinder is gonna turn peter into Cocoon Man version 2.

32:00 - hey, good plotwork - peter telling mohinder future mohinder looked like the sith lord.

33:00 - wtfx. how did sylar let himself get captured by Cocoon Man. sigh, that scene was shaping up so cool.

34:00 - caryn's so smart.

35:00 - btw, have you guys met Bumpkin, the little pumpkin with a cute face that i got caryn for halloween? Bumpkin is best friends with Pookie now. They play Wii Fit together. Why am i writing about them now? well it's a nathan and ali scene in mohinders loft - caryn asks why are they still there? i dunno!

36:00 - and hey, an appearance by hrg! i got excited, and then nothing happened...

37:00 - you tell her elle. you just wanted to be a plumber right?

38:00 - caryn was all over this elle mucking the plane thing. speaking of.... how could she be so dumb to FLY somewhere in a PLANE?!?!?! more unbelievable than a YNR plot.

39:00 - think claires gonna feel anything from all that eletricity?

40:00 - aww, are they gonna be best buds now?

41:00 - so... it appears parkman is dead... first, fear guy sucks, and if they killed parkman that would be the dumbest thing ever, he's one of the more likable characters. two, i dont know how they explain him not dying after Suck Ass Fear Guy Who Kills Parkman (i asked caryn to come up with an alliterative name) punches him through the chest, 3) caryn has the best idea i guess, that hiro goes into the past

44:00 - or four, parkman tricked him to begin with!

45:00 - so who is the arch bad guy? mama p or arthur? it seems that now its pinehearst and arthur v angela and primatech! better head to primatech asap parkman.

46:00 - sylar don't let him steal your powers.....................

47:00 - this episode was getting kinda good, but then.... right on cue... its mohinder and majah!!!

48:00 - majah says maybe one day she'll forgive mohinder. caryn thinks thats kinda nuts, since he attacked her and put her in a cocoon. also, mohinder says his feelings for majah were real, but i dunno how thats possible, seeing as tho that plotline came out of leftfield.

49:00 - hopefully majah is done now, but i doubt it. all those episodes, and all that screen time, and she's still had ZERO bearing on this show other than as timewaster. its like the writers wanted to leave work early.

50:00 - whatd he tell sylar?!

51:00 - caryn thinks sylar is supposed to be smart. but now he's all gullible for mom then dad. caryn is not pleased. i mean, i tihnk i kinda agree, he should be skeptical of these baddies.

52:00 - ummm... peter has no abilities... so he should be dead after that fall. also, seeing as how elle and claire just saw him thrown out that window, i think they will not be headed into that building.
CB Note: How come you don't mention in this blog when I wager a good nut?? This is when I said that maybe Sylar slowed down Peter's landing!!!

53:00 - caryn is also miffed that sylar was all "ill help you peter" and now hes all "splat you go peter"

54:00 - what bs that peter's alive after that.

55:00 - omg, elle's going to get her ability taken! dont dew it elle. dont!

56:00 - claire asks the question that we asked. how'd he not die? hopefully they have a cool explanation for it and that was a foreshadowing question...

57:00 - caryn points out... its FIRE AND ICE! a pair of hot blondes! i'd say its Ice and Fire. oh Daenerys Targaryen!!! (caryn just referred to her as the Khaleesi)
CB Note: Mike, Justin totally "mommed" me by originally writing "she's the Khaleesi where Caryn is in the book write now" alluding to her not being so in the future. He tried to backtrack, lame attempt tho.

58:00 - well, arthur does some foreshadowing on that peter surviving thing. caryn asks who i think caused him to live. im going with sylar. i think sylars a good guy this season, and he did it. cant possibly explain how. caryn also went with sylar immediately, tho also cant explain how. here's what i wonder - wouldnt arthur want peter alive or dead, and if dead, then hed be mad and go tell sylar ot keel him or do it himself.
CB Note: I did explain how - Sylar slowed down his landing!!! He wants him to live!!! He's still goood!

59:00 - ohnoes. OHNOES. lil d how could you betray the parkster. :( and parkster, how could you not read it in her mind... duh.

60:00 - good one peter. i guess now we know how sylar saved him. nuts for caryn and i.
CB Note: Psh. Nuts for ME. You stink.

61:00 - btw, howd arthur get dead and in that bed to begin with?

62:00 - Justice Department. lol as if that'd work.

63:00 - looks like peanut butter to me... Jif Extra Smooth...

well, the preview for 2 weeks did look cool.

We are trying to decide whether we should watch Daisies or if caryn should do some Wii Yoga. dunno!

Heroes Episode 5

1:00 - so, to recollect, i seem to remember hiro stabbing ando. and caryns right we are seeing what happened before. he went to a magicians store! lol.

2:00 - so this is all fun and funny - and i think i semi nutted it last time, its just, superfast girl can move when hiro freezes time, howd he do that all so fast?!

3:00 - wait, im confused. is this Heroes, or Minority Report?

4:00 - great speech claires mom. and now youre gonna help! awwww. as in, "aww could this be any lamer?!"

5:00 - how does mama claire know marionette man?

6:00 - so... this guy is creepy as hell. great villain and way for using power imo.

7:00 - soooo. pretty great scene with Arthur Fearman (needs a cool name already!) and adam.

8:00 - arthurs power was a little weird. first, he seemed to be donig parkman like mind stuff. but adam was totally freaked out. adam musta made arthur mad at some point, prolly how he ended up in a cell next to peter in season 2. then, it seems as tho arthurs power is to suck the lifeforce from somebody else. except, adam sorta cant die (hes like claire), but maybe he can only die ot this power? and, if arthur was all crippled but had this totally rad power, why didnt he use it before? unless, could he only use adam for it? but if he could use it on adam, why didnt he just use it on adam in season 2 when adam was a prisoner? i hpoe they do a godo job explaining this and making it make sense...
CB Note: This is when I nutted that Papa P could take people's abilities. Without his ability, Adam aged to his real age in a matter of seconds (reminiscent of that guy in an episode of Fringe who rapidly aged from conception to death in a matter of hours). Also, I wonder how Arthur got from being dead to being kept minimally alive waiting to get Adam's power.

9:00 - to reiterate, despite my questions, at least the scene was cool.

10:00 - how could linderman be so dumb to think he could make hiro a bad guy?
CB Note: You mean Arthur. Linderman is a figment of Parkman's dad's imagination. They probably want Hiro for other reasons, maybe to kill him? cause he is a danger to them, just like future seeing guy.

11:00 - what's he doing for daphne that she cant leave? what was daphne's nickkname? Dashing Daph?

12:00 - hes not gonna be able to make parkman a bad guy! oh, good catch while i was writing caryn, parkmans dad is there to make her see linderman. i totally forgot that plot point.
CB Note: Newb. Parkman's dad wants Parkman to be a part of it more likely (or once again, just to get him out of the way of their plans).

13:00 - i just recollected that Dashing Daph (DD) is married to parkman in the future. also, should her nickname be 36DD? Big Rack Attack?

14:00 - that suresh scene didnt advance anything at all. it was like they wanted to give me a bathroom break.

15:00 - i like her hair a lot. i like her. i actually love her. maybe as much as VM herself.... plus, DD is actually on the show.

17:00 - suresh is back on tv, im gonna go get a drink. afk 1min.

18:00 - what did he do omg?! like, some big deal is happening, he injected them, who knows with what. and.... i totally dont care. can we just go back to peter daph or hiro? know what this is like... its like having to watch painful Winters family scenes, or Colleen scenes, on YNR... i just totally dont care. this metaphor was brought to you by my friend Zero, new Heroes watcher and blogreader, whose friend pointed out this was like a soap opera for guys. and it is... kinda.... more amber please!
CB Note: Y&R references thanks to the fact that J does indeed follow the storylines when I watch

21:00 - how did DD break into level 5 so easily?
CB Note: She's super fast, duhs.

22:00 - good think she escaped sylar!

23:00 - total awesomeness - sylar breaking peter out, and now them teaming up... we loves it. however, on this hunger stuff, its totally random, like not a part of his character at all until an episode or 2 ago.

24:00 - great joke ando!

25:00 - Mr African Isaac. lol. still not even close to fire power people though...

26:00 - i nutted hiro getting this shovel smack on the head as soon as he saw that painting, lol.

27:00 - btw, why on earth was hot claires bio mom (also LJs mom on Prison Break Season (without the suck!)) ever with The Prickly Puppeteer.

28:00 - how is this gonna work? claire has NO offensive power.... shes such a dumdum. so is her mom.

30:00 - caryn with a great insight as claires plan falls apart: "just further proving her kim bauerness..." line of the night...

31:00 - nutted it to cb immediately that hiro was gonna get mucked from behind 1min in the past too. still was super funny.

32:00 - daph seems to really hate these bad guys. i wonder what linderman/parkmansdad is holding over her head to make her do this.

33:00 - he called her barbie. he shoulda called her kim... that would just be amazing.

34:00 - i just want to say... that... it would totally be AWESOME if claire killed one of the moms. and, it could be used to explain her fall into villainy..... im waiting with baited breath now.

35:00 - this guy is a GREAT villain. yay for new powers.

36:00 - caryn right now is thinking that claires mom is gonna shoot claire, then claire will heal. to be honest, this is a pretty likely nut.

37:00 - also, shouldnt claires mom actually want to shoot claire? then she'll escape his grasp and she'll get him!
CB Note: Yea but it's still her daughter! She needed to come to terms.

38:00 - 3 trigger pulls sure looked SUSPICIOUS though if you ask me. but the Prickly Puppeteer didnt even seem to notice...

39:00 - Claire submits her own line of the nite: "Show's over....." not bad, but its no "I'm Chuck Bass" or "If you thought that was a long time..." (L2WatchGossipGirl)

40:00 - howd she end up in a coma? wtfs.

41:00 - hey look theyre bringing back that symbol. and its on the pinehearst card. and ... umm. i dont get it.

43:00 - great job claire! now you can use that plan every time - get intentionally caught, then killed, then revive and get the bad guy! hrg, how could you be impressed by that poor planning!

45:00 - well, no elle, but at least we got elle's power?

46:00 - sylar used to think he was really special i think.... oh peter, youre a dumdum.

53:00 - awww. this lil daph and parkman flirting scene is adorable. shes protecting him from her.
55:00 - nice nut on what her heart does caryn.

56:00 - parkman asks what they have over her. i knew they had something over her. counting it as a nut!

57:00 - good scene with hiro and spielberg (get it?) in africa.

58:00 - peter goes invis. we miss clyde!

59:00 - so.... first) i nutted him using that power on peter. second) i thought peter would escape somehow, but he STOLE PETERS POWER AAAA. third) caryn is trying to claim nut status for this thievery, despite not saying it til it was happening. fourth) shes blaming this lack of speaking on, quote "my being a poopyhead earlier." fifth) she has terrifically explained adam's getting pwnt, without his healing/immortality power, he was super old and decomposed.
CB Note: I DID nut it and you WERE a poopyhead!

so, in conclusion, good ending scene, and nice set up for the rest of the season, with peter powerless. i would not however, in nut fashion, that peter is going to reclaim his powers bc future peter had powers to start the season, although maybe that doesn't matter bc future peter changed the future.

on the whole, this season is shaping up better than last season, instead of lots of suck, its closer to 50-50, although i guess in this ep only the suresh scenes were useless. the bad claire plot was saved by puppet guys coolness. and i heart daph. now, just give me my VM already dammit.

xoxo
nifty nutter

Heroes Episode 4 On Wed

hope LB feels better! our cheesesteaks just arrived from the new 99 Miles on 51st and 2nd. golden!

rumor has it there may also be ANTM blogging later. stay tuned!

ok, we got fries and chili cheese fries, and the bbq sauce is my fav kind, and theres so much food, we have to delay blogging in order to make room on the table. so coming up now is... Fringe!

quick Fringe note - apparently Micah grew up and lost control of his powers, and now hes guest starring on Fringe, except hes white. hmmm....

o:00 - nathan's sleeping with nikki again? i din even remember that from last week apparently.
CB Note: Pay attention! Quality bloggers don't forget.

1:00 - caryn and i are trying to figure out why hiro went ot go see adam. oy. we're drawing blanks. (insert joke about mike and the wedding girl)

2:00 - nikkis name is tracy btw now. i gotta try to remember that. since nathan is on this religious god trip, his new blogging name will sp. 2 pts if you guess what it stands for!
CB Note: Sarah Palin.

3:00 - wuts menash doing with that guy? caryn says "mohinder has hte hunger too?!" and im all "no thats sylars thing" and shes like "well with that knife it seems he needs to keel ppl." and now im like "hm that may be right, but its still dumb. mohinder is as frustrating as menash and his lectures on king herod. hmm, speaking of menash, mohinder has been all over majah like manesh on jessica..."

BILL IT!!!
CB Note: I wish you'd stop it with the menash/manesh joke. Only Lawrence and I know who he is and even we don't think it's funny anymore!

4:00 - yay for angry peter trying to decapitate mommy. "is peter gonna be alright?" me: "um yes he has claires power".
CB Note: He meant is Peter going to stop being crazy and not let the hunger overpower him!

5:00 - compelling scene with claires moms. great acting and dialogue!! caryn makes a good pt: "if claire was going after one of these ppl, wouldnt she have taken the file?"

6:00 - hey she made fire in her palm again. havent seen THAT one before!!

7:00 - claire got vortex man. caryn thinks it was too ez.

10:00 - im so confused with this adam hiro scene. hes jumping time and moving adam. we cant quite figure it.

11:00 - omgee im livid. ive been wanting to make a contrarian nut that linderman was somehow still alive or something, but i never wrote it down or reserved it with caryn (unlike my amazing Private Practice nut this past week). anyway, i totally suspected that linderman might be really alive or something.

12:00 - caryn likes this months red wine of the month - its an italian something.

13:00 - <3 daphne. poor guess by adam.

14:00 - daphne is talkign to a blank spot on the couch. so linderman is something, but we dont know what.
CB Note: So much for your 11:00 "nut" about linderman being alive! :)

15:00 - caryn thinks that, tactically, claire shoulda brought this guy in before he woke up.

16:00 - my note: we are seeing claires descent into bad guy territory like how she ends up in the future, shes gonna end up with some kind of revenge complex.

17:00 - "dont tase me bro!" claire gets her taser stolen. caryn thinks that, tactically, claire might be as dumb as kim bauer...

18:00 - MAJAH!!! mohinder, forget about making maya happy, just kill herself, then yourself, and make us happy.

19:00 - caryn thinks that, if majah was still herself, she woulda been in all "whats that blood on the floor?" and then let mohinder kill her while she didnt even realize what was going on. come to think of it, shes usually dumber than kim bauer.

20:00 - hey, a guy wrapped in webs. oh peter mohinder parker.

21:00 - caryn is all, who is pinehurst? shes thinks linderman was there earlier. i dunno wuts going on.

22:00 - i couldnt care less about this villains story about vortexing his neighbor. whaa whaa my wife whaa whaa my children whaa whaa i miss them whaa whaa CAN WE HAVE A VERONICA MARS SCENE PLEAZE OHMYGAWD!!

23:00 - i laughed otu loud on that last one, and caryn asked me if i was laughing at myself, and i said "yea, im pwning"

24:00 -great scene claire. you were better in this PSA for john mccain: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/df8d1f5b7d

26:00 - sp is all "god gave us these powers" and ali is all "no youre an idiot. i got mine from a doctor in california. i foudn him on the internet, it only cost 3 ez payments of 79.99.

27:00 - ohman, i hope the Valiant Vortex Voyager (tm), aka Triple V, gets to see his family!!!

28:00 - ohwell. too bad so sad for him! now, as to sylar/hrg, why doesnt sylar just use his instant win buttons everyime at teh start...

29:00 - how did the vortex go away?

30:00 - all this Claire wanting to help Trip V makes my nut at 16:00 look pretty dumb. as dumb as kim bauer.

31:00 - a mean appletini? who is this guy, J.D.'s long lost half brother? well done hiro...

32:00 - SYNTHETIC abilities! these abilities are as good as nylon!

33:00 - ok. a few things:

1) first, mama p gave nathan his ability. and caryn is all "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat". i, on the other hand, might kindly direct her to: (ok, hang on, im lookign at past blogs, i coudla sworn i nutted that nathan got his power this way too). im still looking, and caryn asks to press play so we can see more majah, and im all, how about lets stay paused forever and call it even. ok, back to seeking my nut. ok, i cant find it. its not in last weeks blog. maybe i made this nut during the 2nd ep of the season when we watched at caryns parents apartment. hmm. i might have to rewatch the entire 2nd episode to see if there coudla been something to cause me to get this. the thing is, im like sooooooooooooooooooooo positive that i thought at some point recently that the formula got used on nathan. POOKIE, stop begging me to press play!!!
CB Note: You SO never made this nut.

2) i cant remember.

35:00 - caryn thinks majah is gonna find cocoonman. nut for caryn! ruhroh. saresh is back. majah is gonna be in doubletrouble.

36:00 - remember when mohinder was like the brainy doctor? wtf were they thinking...

38:00 - well, its official, majah is indeed dumber than kim bauer. "hey look, this crazy guy has a man wrapped in a coccoon. maybe ill let him live and attack me instead of killing him."

caryn: "i hate what theyre doing with mohinder" good one caryn, but a minute too slow. see 36:00.
CB Note: =p

40:00 - oh adam. the old hiding in the garbage bin trick! adam just got jacked by fearguy? speaking of Triple V, fearguy needs a new nickname. taking submissisions from the audience please.

41:00 - oh yea, theres number 2) at 33:00, why didnt nathan get born with a power!

42:00 - hey, itd be cool if Clyde came back.

43:00 - great idea sp, go see manesh. i mean, suresh.

44:00 - majahs in a cocoon! PLEASE KILL HER. DEW IT!!

45:00 - aww, Triple V's fam didnt show up. poor guy. its almost sad enough to make me give a hoot.

46:00 - ooooooooh, hrg is telling Triple V to vortex sylar!

47:00 - fyi, since sylar stole supersonic hearing from crazy woman in montana in the first season, he can hear this entire conversation... just sayin...

48:00 - oh TV. we hardly knew ya. pwnd by hte Sylarnator!
CB Note: Totally incorrect. He put himself into his own vortex because he is not a monster. L2Watch.

49:00 - wtf is going on with daphne, fear guy (new name pls), and hiro.

50:00 - dude, did hiro just stab ando.... surely he has some kind of plan ot undo that, but ando of course wont know that hiro undid it, which is why ando tries ot kill hiro int he future. but anyway, wtf is hiro trying to get in with daphne for, and why does daphne think he'll be ab ad guy, and howd she meat fearguy, who just captured adam btw. seems a total mess.

51:00 - this fat ugly guy is weird. good nut caryn, hes a puppetmaster!

52:00 - crazy dream ur havin there mama p! if it wasnt peter, who was it?!

54:00 - but it is! ITS DADDY P! DP! whats his power? mama p cant move?

55:00 - who is daphne gonna have to recruit? parkman?!

56:00 - good job fguring out hes a ghost Daphers!

57:00 - so, nice use of daddy parkman, great explanation for the seeing of linderman. cool. that daddy p woulda been a good twist, if we all didnt know it was gonna happen already. good use of parkmans dad though, bringing him back. i assume he wasnt in fact trapped somewhere by matt at end of last season?

58:00 - how could they be dumb enough to think that hiro would be willing to be a bad guy though?

attractions looked good. mediocre episode on the whole. too much mohinder, claires storyline kinda sucked, sucking down hrg and sylar with it, not much peter, and no elle again. WHERE IS ELLE!!!!!! only daphers was good in this epzor.

Heroes Episode 3: Happy Birthay Mike Edition!!!

Happy birthday Mike!!! what a tuesday night, heroes is saved form last nite, teh gang is over, i prepared a 7 course dinner of pure scrumptiousness, lawrence got the wrong sauv blanc, cb made her delicious chili, and here we go!

0:00 - mike: where did we leave off? i hope there's more myjah this week!

1:00 - scene 1 - starting with mohinder. not a good sign for the ep.

2:00 - it looks like mohinders spidey sense gives him suiperhearing. oh manesh.

3:00 - nikkie was a triplet! huh? the other 2 names i didnt recognize. babela?
CB Note: You didn't recognize Nikki's name?

4:00 - so, is ali larter's acting this bad? or this this scene jsut written as if the w riters were still on strike? mike predicts she ices this doctor.

5:00 - F. first nut of the ep for mike!!!

5:10 - i take it back, she only almost iced it. haha!!!

5:30 - lawrence and mike dont understand the african isaac. newbs.

6:00 - so, about those headphones? goo goo dolls? nirvana? the police? britney spears???

7:00 - ooh, the peters are 4 yrs in the future. finally, we could havea good scene! all those dudes are flying!!! (um, so why are there are taxis?).
CB Note: Obviously not everyone has the same powers, duh! Some people can fly, but some people would have different non-flying powers.

8:00 - just as i was thinking how bad the dialgoue in this scene was, mike says "its like 2 terrible actors talking ot eachother". caryn: hes using his batman voice.

9:00 - whats sylars ability that will help peter not make mistakes.

10:00 - claires ability was given. like mohinder. and nathan?

11:00 - consensus that hte scene was redeemed by claire showing up with her nwe partner the haitian to kil future peter!!! aaaaaah. they work for the future company? crazysauce.

12:00 - i dont like future elles haircut. oh, and molly makes a appearance lol. whoops. apparently thats fast girl, not elle. minus a point.
CB Note: For someone who loves Kristen Bell so much that she's in his top 5...you sure don't know what she looks like!

13:00 - ando is being such a whiner.ofc he makes a good point, hiros mad bc future ando nuts him. ooh, a veiled threat. burn.

14:00 - i heard mike went with the john foster dulles for his office at work...

15:00 - sigh, more mohinder and majahhh. at least shes showing a veritable heap of attractive cleavage.

16:00 - mike is making snide remarks about majahh and menash. hes so mean! rachel, otoh, is riveted by this scene.

17:00 - ohnoes a RASH. the RASH is spreading. get that man some bacitracin!!

18:00 - ruhroh, future mohinder is it? he sounds like darth vader tbh. ohgod, do you think mohinder is peters father?
CB Note: No.

20:00 - future sylar ftlol. hey hes got claires dog! that was an enjoyable scene at least. lawrecne nails it: "creepy as hell"

21:00 - what ability is it? this is weird. see, peter doesnt need sylars ability bc he can get other ppls powers too . i thoght maybe it was claires, but peter has claire too. what is going on? apparently he needs the udnerstanding that sylar has. caryn stop tapping my arm, im having my 3rd bowl of chili so what and im trying ot blog.

22:00 - whats gabriel gonna paint?

23:00 - fastgirl is raising molly with parkman? huh? and, she really lookes like elle. im so confused. mike: "this isnt rome, youre not rachel. coem on!"

24:00 - that scene was fearguy and claire was good. i do like badass claire. i wish caryn would dress like that. rawr!

30:00 - fix the watchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

31:00 - so i think sylar just gave his power to peter with that watch thing.
CB Note: Duh, that was the point

32:00 - ohnoes they foudn them! aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. good scene inc.

33:00 - am i the onyl one wondering why peter just doesnt stop time? srsly...
CB Note: Also, if the Haitian is Claire's partner, why wouldn't he always be with her so that no one could use their powers and she could just shoot him (like with future Peter). Cause they want to be able to kill Peter using their powers? Which worked so well it caused a nuclear explosion....

34:00 - so, sylar jstu asploded after lil noah got killed by fearguy. and theres a lot of debate about what happened.

so, first, peter and claire live bc they cant die? sylar too? fastgirl and fearguy should be dead. and now this is one of the things peter has to go bac kto the past and stop? we are confuzzled. nobodys talkign sense. i think rachel is still in season 1 tihnkign about asploding people.

37:00 - i cant eat my chili bc of thsi stupid blog and thsi stupid vent.

38:00 - ali larter nut projcetions: what will she do now?
- mike: takign care of mycah (he immediately tried to blame this nut on lawrence)
- caryn: go find the third triplet
- correct answer: try to commit suicide but get caught by nathan
-rachel: omg it was like west saving claire!
- mike: to the hollywood sign!!!

42:00 - teh general snarkyness of current comments (some of which are really bad - my own worst enemy rachel) shows the skepticism at this plot.
ali: so, you can fly?
lawrence: whats your sign?

43:00 - yes lawrence, i loved frosted root beer mugs. speaking of, i really want some rootbeer.

44:00 - rachel nuts nathans new plan - sleeping with all 3 ali larters. id be more excited about that if we could get a little nudity.

45:00 - nice nut on this future press conference mellin. but, WHAT is with those sunglasses. rachel thinks they are in style in the future. i doubt it, they are hideous.

46:00 - great scene, with nathan rolling in to talk to peter. an army? to do what? what dreams and paintings has nathan seen? ruhroh, nathan is sounding a little nuttier now.

47:00 - congratulations lawrence, on that nutting of peter sylaring nathan.

48:00 - at least that scene was good, and his rolling back to see present sylar.

49:00 - rachel admits to beign so confused about the future, and how many times its changed. poor rachel. i think she thinks that sylar asploding this ep was the explosion that was gonna happen back in season 1 in new york. poor rachel and her eye.
CB Note: Is there a good reason you keep writing "asploding" ???

50:00 - oooh. thought she was fast enough, but turns out she wasnt. good scene!

51:00 - oh, his spirit guide that attaches to his subconscious. duh. nut inc: its gonna be THE TALKING TURTLE!!!

52:00 - i agree with lawrence, this parkman plot is teh dumbbb.

53:00 - who exactly stole both parts? if it wasnt the company? who is hte manipulator?! any nuts? this would be a big nut if i could only get it. grar.
- its prolly a bad guy in that future ep. i bet its adam...

54:00 - i really think the dialogue in this ep was uncommonly bad.


how on earht are they gonan explain mr petrelli being back? poor rachel. first her eye, now her head.

mike thinks it was a good ep. i tihnk it was half good, half awful. soem scenes were compellling. others are jsut so bad, either plot or dialoguewise. pictionary time! and lordy am i stuffed. cant wait to ice my own cupcake though (regular icing, not ali icing)
CB Note: Lame icing joke!

HEROES PREMIERE EVENT!!! 9/22

we just got home. the bathroom smells like salami. was that you pookie? before i can even finish my business and get a glass of water, caryn is starting. im like "wait for me" and shes like " i thought there would be a 'previously on' or something" and i reply "trust me they want us to forget last season as quick as possible. here we go: Claire is behind peter and she has a gun!!!

1:00 - caryn (after peeking over to read above) - "howd you know it was claire?" me: "bc ive seen the 284 commercials of this scene...", caryn: "well you dont have to be rude"

2:00 - "come on claire, its me". first nut of the season that was at 1:00 btw.
CB NOTE: It's not a nut if you saw it on a commercial!

3:00 - camps and experiments 4 years in the future. wasnt this the plot of XMEN 3?

3:00 - also this scar on peters face bothers me. its annoying. and, i bet it doesnt poll well in the female demo either.

3:00 - claire shoots! she always loved peter! peter stops time and dodges the bullet. caryn: "whoaaa" me: "ummm, stuff i knew about already?"
CB NOTE: Hey, negative nelly...it doesn't have to be a new power to be cool.

4:00 - back ot the present! and peter from the future shoots nathan in the past! caryn is wigging out. fyi, i read in tv guide they had like 3 possible shooters and maybe filmed multiple scenes. i dunno how i feel about this. for one thing, nathan being shot was supposed to be part of last seasons shanti virus plot. now its been warped into this seasons plot. meh...

4:00 - also, i dont even remember what nathan was doing at that press conference and why it was important or what it had to do with the virus.

5;00 - nathans deadddddddddddddddddd........ get claire stat. also get vm, i miss her.

5:00 - so, anyway, why did peter have to kill nathan to stop the start of wahtever it was. what exactly did he say to claire? i cant remember already.

6:00 - caryn is super schocked and all "what what" when nathan pops up. how on earth is that possible?

7:00 - i ask caryn to explain why there was a press conference, and apparently nathan was about to tell everyone about hte heroes, accordign t o caryn at the end of season 2. i guess that explains why peter went back and shot him, as per what he said to future claire right before. gj caryn.

9:00 - we're watchign hiro muck aroudn with this clock. i heard thats waht mike was doing at work all week, squinting at his clock...

10:00 - caryn totally nutted that "knock knock knock" of destiny.

11:00 - oooh. sylar is at claire's! sylar took a "detour south of the border". its behind him like "a long nite with a bad taco". so... the twins were hte bad taco?

12:00 - caryn and i are now debating what sylar ended up doing last season . i think it was kinda nothing. did he even have a role in the virus, or was he just stuck languishing with his pair of bad tacos south of the border? caryn thinks he may have battled the lovely elle. caryn mentions that maybe we should watched taht first hour of behind the scenes, then maybe we wouldnt be so LOST.

13:00 - tbh, i bet we arent the only oens with this problem. i bet everyone tried to put last season out of their minds. sylar sure got mucked pretty fast. but whoops, turns out he didnt. i thought he coudlnt use his powers? bc of the virus? who knows...
CB NOTE: Don't you remember anything??? He got his powers bad at the very end of last season. The last scene was him moving something with his mind and smiling. DUH!

14:00 - claire hides in the closet.... its like shes the 4th lead in a bad horror movie...

15:00 - whoa its maya. and shes at Menash's. whoops, i mean mohinders. howd they get together? and jesus why is maya still on this show. i thought they said it wasnt gonna suck again?

16:00 - omg the sympathetic neuropathway response! adrenal glands! stress levels. and all of a sudden, menash has solved it. whoops, i mean mohinder has. tis ths adrenaline, not the blood! breaththrough.

17:00 - whats the secret duty?! dont open hte safe my arse. also, im totally not feeling this "should i open it scene.".

18:00 - good point ando, i dont tihnk his thumbprint shoulda worked. lol another dvd!

19:00 - i dont understand either franklin.

20:00 - caryn and i are fighting. i cant blog and read these subtitles at the same time. caryn is supposed to be reading them to me, but shes yelling at me instead. anyway, after rewinding, if the formula falls into the wrong hands, we;'ll need the chosen one.
CB NOTE: I corrected all the spelling in the above post. You're welcome.

21:00 - i hate caryns bed, its so crooked. and uncomfortable on my neck.

22:00 - i got a 100 in chemistry hiro. and i also think you just got mucked by superfast girl from Friday Night Lights. i liked her on that show. this remnants of her running is cool. well this is cool, i like her alot. but jesus he sure got aht formula stolen fast.

23:00 - so, parkman was talkign to peter, and peter was beign creepy, and then all of a sudden, its peter from the future with the scar and hes nutting parkman (omg whered he go?). and i am PISSED. bc i nthe beginning, i was thinkgin that it was peter form the future iwht parkman and at nathans bed, inspecting or whatever and trying to be tricky, but i didnt say anything bc i was too busy farking blogging and not paying close enough attention. goddamit my first good nut and it was stolen! damn it all!!!! caryn meaniwhile is unsympathetic, and just mad im making her pause so i can rant this out.

26:00 - ps, explains why nathan lived. future peter healed him. peter apaprently just needed to stop the press conference, now nathan wont tell.

27:00 - chargers are up 38-14. jets suck fare sucks. cotchery sucks.

28:00 - great speech nathan. it was gibberish and made no sense. yada yada yada says i.

29:00 - btw, what did future peter do with present peter? also, why is menash flirting with maya. oh wait, that doesnt need an answer...

30:00 - im laughing out loud, for real, caryn looked over and snickered. and also, menash just discovered like soemthin amazing, all bc of maya and this adrenaline stuff. he can now GIVE powers. mohinder is teh g0dzor!

31:00 - why is there a file of ppl at claires. look its weevil. yay VM. and she just stabbed sylar but that didnt work. and now hes cutting her throat. ruh roh. i wonder if this is why shes evil in future kinda? or will she miraculously escape somehow?
CB NOTE: Cutting her throat babe? Not the top of her head, as Sylar does to all his victims?? Man, you're rusty!

32:00 - caryns grossed out by his mucking with her brainio. the eatthe brain joke was funny. caryn thinks it was to explain to dumb people he doesnt eat brains. so, kinda cool, e he looked in to figure out hoe to regernate bc hshe stabbed him. bt why would he let her live now.../????

33:00 - also, season one was all about saving the cheerleader to stop him from getting this power... and now... wutevs!

34:00 - claires brain is not like hte others. shes different. shes special. she can never die he says. shes the chosen one!!! and now he can never die, zomg. wuts different and special? caryn adn i like the sylar clcok music. well at least that scene was good.

35:00 - mohinder is a momo. he just wants to throw abilities into people. sure thats gonna work...

36:00 - so, jsut in case you thought that the bad thing was the twins, or hte twins storyline, we now know that even half hte twins will kill a scene and subplot... MAKE HER GO AWAY!

37:00 - whats with the nathan god angel talk? mccain picked his vp already...

38:00 - hey, why is that guy from season 1 here. i thought he was dead. wuts his name even?

39:00 - hey look ali larter is here. ithought she was dead. and she doent know nathan. and shes shtupping a governor. a) havent i kinda seen this plto already? b) did i totally nut nathans republican polotical potentials 2 minutes ago...? yes, yes i did.

40:00 - whats parkman doing in this desert? looks liek one of those mindtrap things from alst seaso nwith parkmans dad. whatever happened to him btw?

41:00 - howd hte speedster know that hiro would open that safe?!

42:00 - hiro is so rash, mucking ot the future. and hes fighting with ando. ando betrayed him he says. aaaaaah, ando jsut shot him with red fire! (he got it from mohinders power givign formula prolly). and now tokyo is collapsing. jesus menash made a godzilla!!!

43:00 - hiros back, and he doesnt tell ando. ruh roh. also, howd hiro know exactly where in the future to go? srsly...

44:00 - caryn asks how ando got powers. i tell her ot see hte blog, duh. and now mohinder is injecting himself like a dumdum pop.

45:00 - the ep defeinitely picked up with the hiro scene. caryn likes it.

46:00 - THE DREAMS. the first ability, the dreams of foretelling at MAMA PETRELLIS POWER, finally answered. and jstu thrown out like that. anyway, shes knows that future peter did something with present peter. if you go back in the blog archives, youll see guesses by caryn i and others about what her power was and what the dreams were.

47:00 - the formula they tried ot bury, it gets out. and destroys anything. mama thinks peter screwed up everything, and now bad different things are gonna happen. ruh roh. another godo scene. btw, presumably this formual the oldies talk about is waht hiro has, and what mohinder is discovering too i tihnk.

48:00 - was that weevil yelling he was peter petrelli? where is thsi jail? hrg is here too! howd he get there?

55:00 - is mohinder still talking? im not getting any of this... looks like they gave mohinder super strength. wasnt that ali's? booooring. and hey look, its that world splitting symbol doing here and in parkmans place.

60:00- HEROES CONTINUES NOW!!!

61:00 - butterfly effect!!! GREAT movie, with ashton kutcher and my fav tasty comawife herself, the tcw, AMY SMART!. anyway, this ep is how gong back and changing the past will muck up and chagne the future, in ways you didtn expect. thats the gist of hte butterfly effect. you shoudl all watch it.

62:00 -blogging is tiring, btw. im exhausted.

63:00 - so claire doesnt feel anything anymore, it used to hurt, but heal. ruh roh....

64:00 wtf is mama p. hiro has a sword in him, hrg is dead, peter just got mucked? claire is headless, parkmans dead too. and whoa, there are hte villains! lookign awesomely badass - parkmans dad, ali, adam, and sylar from behind, and some new black guy. it was a dream she doesnt want to repeat! - thats the new future that peter caused by shooting nathan! all to make claire not mad at him!
CB NOTE: I don't remember seeing parkman's dad...

65:00 - ohnoes, future peter got claire mucked by sylar. that wasnt supposd to happen. dont play with time peter. listen to mama p!

66:00 - whats with all the milk.... caryn asks the same thing. ooh look hes spider man.

67:00 - caryn: "hes in heat". me: this is so ridiuclous. im not beliving any of it. it is so random, and dumb. and its maya. she kills all storylines and characters she comes in contact with. her new hero name shall henceforth be The Black Widow.

68:00 - thats waht im talking about! VM!!!!!!

69:00 - oh vm let sylar get away last season. and he just lollowned 2agents. its that guy again, her dad. he needs a name btw.

70:00- lol at the sneaking scene with hiro and ando. caryn is so confused by ali. is that really her? howd she get this job?

71:00 - well apparently its the real ali. a reporter has her picture of when she was strippin! now shes a K Street Ice Queen Lobbyist!

72:00 - caryns like "thats a lot of art work" and then theres a closeup of hte mona lisa. shes a good thief!

73:00 - hey its attempt number 7! cute vid. future peter knocks her out of the way!

79:00 - jesus another stuckey td. i cant believe i benchee cotch for eddie royal. 10min left im up 3. no mroe kaeding FGs please!

80:00 - claire is totally buggin.

81:00 - "speakin' of sin..." rofl. how did she not die in that fire btw. shes not nikki. shes tracy strauss! how can yo uexplain ittttttttttttttttt? hey i bet old guy recognizes her! whats his name already?

83:00 - bet VMs dad is dead. nut for us both. caryn got it too. sylars prolyl alreadyo n level 5!!! ruh roh! weevilllllllllll. hrggggggggggg.

84:00 - awesome way VM rollled in and through that gu nto hrg. lol at sylar having hte bullets fall out. graet line "i got that from yoru claire." yay for good scenes!!!! this is a great one. whoa elle asploded when he tried to cut her. i love vm. great stuff with sylar elle and hrg together. also, integrating weevil with both peter and elle storylines will make him a good new character, unlike the ubiquitiously awful Widow.

85:00 - howd peter get in weevil's body, and why was he called jesse i think? also, all these superpoweful people are all now free.
CB NOTE: we knew that peter was in weevil's body back at minute 48, duh! future peter put him there!

86:00 - hiroes telling ando he was a future villain and killed him. ruh roh. Catwoman? uh oh, i hope halle berry isnt gonna be on this show.

88:00 - 7min in game, may hang on...

89:00 - future peter jstu told nathan he was future peter. good scene again. what is peter going to set right? love having future powerful peter rollin around in the present. coo lstuff.

91:00 - oh ali. did they finally make you cool??? jsut possibly. lol at the K Street Ice Queen turning people to ice! but how will they explain the ali/nikki/tracy thing and alis old split personalities and that fire. hmm.
CB NOTE: Maybe the fire killed only one of her personalities, but a new one came in it's place!

96:00 - mama p goes to visit elle. oooh, mam p is in charge now! rar. vm knows how to act. im believing those tears. bestill my beating heart.

98:00 - yay for good hiro and ando scenes again.

99:00 - rofl at him taunting her. i like her alot. who is her boss?! good scene with teh speedster, and with hiro and ando after. and sheesh shes in berlin.

104:00 - caryn cant look at mohinders back, its icky. caryn calls him an idiot. thats not gonna help him land 20 year old jess! or maya!

109:00 - thsi turtle is lol it soudns like an old guy. but, parkman dumped half hte water on the dirt.

110:00 - rofl it wasnt the turtle, it wa thsi dude. we laffed.

111:00 - desrt man: we have verizon. whoa, thsi guy knows the future, and that it is mucked bc parkman is here. caryn thinks he might be like an isaac.

113:00 - hey, wheres Wes at? thankgod not in this episode, amirite?!?!

115:00 - interestingly, caryn wonders if nathans hte only one who can see dead guy from vegas from season 1. WHAT IS HIS NAME?!

116:00 - NUT FOR CARYN. GJ BABY!!!! but, umm, explain this please.

117:00 - i bet this knox is the new black guy.

118:00 - jessie can destory us all. but hes peter petrelli!! hmmm. soud manipulation, whats that?

119:00 - hey, its claires mom form season 1. with the fire. i thought she got killed by kellerman in s1 prison break.

120:00 - future peter meets mama p at level 5 security. and he tells her he put present peter in jessies body. ruh roh!!! present peter is with the level 5 meanies. and they are BAD. godo ending scenes.
CB NOTE: We had to pause here so I could explain to justin (twice) what the deal was with present peter being inside jessie's body. What a newb.

121:00 - mama p is sylars mother?!?! caryn "(steady stream of ohmygods here)"

LOST March 3/20/08

1:00 - mike's already making gratuitous music complaints.

2:00 - funny hurley.

3:00 - hopefully we'll get more of miles and ben telling everyone whats going on.

4:00 - omg, michael's there to die! wuts that mean?!?! i feel like im more sarcastic and negative when watching with these momos.

5:00 - does alex know rousseau is her mother? i cant even remember.

6:00 - ben just answered it for me. i agree with rachel that alex is hot. she should be on Rome.

8:00 - caryn and mike note that that scene ended with mroe unnecessary eerie music. i wanto go back and watc hearly season eps to see if they were as ridic with the music then.

9:00 - i bet its michael that is mucking up the engine, btw.

10:00 - caryn claims to have nutted a micheal flash-x episode during the previously on segment.

11:00 - so anyway, why did michael try to commit suicide by shipping crate?

13:00 - rachel is nutting that michael was the person in the coffin. this could not possibly be more incorrect. its the early leader for Worst Nut of 2008.

15:00 - caryn nutted him seeing Libby. this im betting confirms my Flash-Middle nut.

16:00 - its a good thing the car didnt blow up. walt wouldnt have got the note.

17:00 - caryn notes some grey in michaels beard. flash forward?!

18:00 - rachel gets credit for old black woman as "mama"

19:00 - thanks mama, flash-middle it is.

20:00 - rachel's "we dont see walt b/c he is too old nut" fails, as walt comes to the window and opens the curtain, revealing his face!

22:00 - michael's got a gun.... (sung ot the tune of janie's got a gun, by aerosmith)

23:00 - michael and caryn are dancing to the eerie music.

24:00 - rachel is predicting that michael will continually be unable to kill himself. which looked kinda good, and then more significantly, it's the Other guy!!! caryn nutted fakebeard guy btw. rachel though that in some dark alley in nyc it was gonna be Widmore...

25:00 - mike continues to be critical of everyone, despite his copmlete lack of nuts and glutton of generis pig jokes.

26:00 - how did michael lose walt?!?! whoops, looks like he told walt about how he killed libby (sad) and ana lucia (thank god)

27:00 - fake-beard guy has informed michael that the island wont let him kill himself. props to rachel. it's kinda like Desmond being unable to change his past, and also beign unable to save charlie.

28:00 - wtf, the gun is fully loaded, and it wont shoot. seriously. thats a lil much.

29:00 - fakebeard says widmore ptu hte fake plane down there. didn't the captain say last week that it was ben who put hte fake plane there? caryn notes that we were told last week that hte captain was a liar (by michael the spy though i think....)

30:00 - eep, fakebeard has assigned michael hte task of killing everyone on the boat!

31:00 - fakebeard has a lot of info on how widmore faked the crash. note that it coulda still been ben faking it, and that was their own info. im not sure what side i come down on, though i lean to it beign part of widmore's plan, b/c he needs to find ben on the island and keep it a secret to re-set up dharma or something.

32:00 - btw, when did michael find the time to learn how to be a deckhand?

33:00 - sheesh, sure wasn't hard for michael to smuggle crates aboard the boat while lookign super suspicious.

37:00 - oooh, whats in the carepackage?!

38:00 - rachel: guns, teargas, explosives, things ot kill everyone with. mike: heads.

39:00 - rachel adds: "an infectious biological agent that is making everyone crazy. " i thought they were going crazy from moving toward the island.

40:00 - i went skeetshooting once, but it was with a shotgun, not an automatic weapon.

41:00 - rachel: its a bomb, its a bomb.

42:00 - caryn wanted toolbox redit when there were tools on top. now it appears to be a bomb. now phantom Libby is telling him not to do it.

43:00 - just in time, i successfully nutted that the island wasn't gonna let him blow it up. rachel wonders why the others didnt think of that.

44:00 - so.... what's wit hthe "not yet" note? thats from the others? hte island? it wont blow up til closer? srsly, wtfarx.

51:00 - omg a call from walt?!?!

52:00 - lol ben. you d-bag. haha. aww ben you good guy, not killing innocent people on the boat.

53:00 - more lists of names? sheesh.

54:00- ooh michael finished telling sayid the story.

55:00 - looks like sayid is gonna rat michael out. lol.

56:00 - the Others are at this Sacntuary. its the only safe place. why arent they just at the 2nd island?

57:00 - jesus. that nice sentimental moment went to hell. i hope rousseau saves alex. wtf is shooting at them? why would ben send them there? we are all totally clueles

58:00 - and mike just totally nutted rousseau getting killed right before it happened...

59:00 - whoa. what an ending.

random guesses for who th eshooters were. rachel thinks had to be the others and that ben wanted teh daughter to die so widmore couldnt use her to get to him. i dunno. also anticlimactic end for rousseau, who lasted forever just to getm ucked like that.

March 6 LOST

finally, the show that i actually *want* to watch!

i predict tonite's ep will be a juliet ep (and that's not b/c i accidentally read a spoiler before averting my eyes from the TV Guide).

1:00- nut!

2:00 - juliet made it off the island. yip!

3:00 - whoops, its not a flashforward. its a "when she first got to hte island" scene. lol.

4:00 - we got fooled bc we thought no more flashbacks.

5:00 - where's charlotte and faraday go?!

6:00 - whisperssssssssssss. guess that explains the heretofre meaningless flashback to start the ep.

7:00 - wtf. she was sent ot tlak to juliet? they're gonan release hte gas from The Tempest like when ben first killed em all? is that a station? and i thought ben was a prisoner?

8:00 - wtf how did that girl vanish?

9:00 - hey look, its the Taile spy, aka Beaux Mart from Ugly Betty!!!

10:00 - i have nothing to write for these last 2 minutes, caryn was distracting me.

12:00 - thie guy has a wife. caryn thinks he was dating juliet in a previous ep. im so conufsed by this scene.

13:00 - caryn asks why juliet just doesnt tell jack. i think tahts a good question.

14:00 - for those of you who dont know, when Lost offered our favorite VM, kristen bell a spot for this season, it was to be as charlotte.

15:00 - what was with that look that kate n charlotte gave eachother?

16:00 - so, charlotte.... nto a good liar.

17:00 - looked like gas masks in taht bag to me!

18:00 - line of the nite "it's very stressful being an other jack"

19:00 - caryn (re harper): "passive-aggressive much?"

20:00 - nice nut for caryn at 12:00.

21:00 - and goodwin did get hurt, when he was sent to be with the tailies!

22:00 - who from ben's past does juliet look like? his mom who died in childbirth? caryn: "baby, you tihnk he ever saw his mom who died in childbrith?" me: "pictures.... duh" caryn: "obvi, ben had a first love. and there was a lil girl in his childhood ep"

23:00 - htf did ben send a msg to harper ot talk to juliet?

30:00 - already half thru. i feel like not much has happened yet. feels like a season 3 ep tbh.

31:00 - oh juliet, you lil homewrecker.

32:00 - sheesh, everyone knows that ben has a crush on juliet!

33:00 - goodwin is working with some dangerous chemicals it seems!

34:00 - look, its the scene of ben sending goodwin to find the tailies. hmm, did somebody mention that before, at say, the 21:00 mark?

35:00 - weird, juliet when on ahead w/o kate and jack. this is all so sketch!

36:00 - 36-15-28!!!!

37:00 - ooh ben, taping over the game!

38:00 - Caleb is on the tape!! it is widmore's boat! pretty sure i predicted that preivously!

39:00 - widmore and dharma are gonna exploit the island!

40:00 - whoa, the widmore file!

41:00 - gonan find out who the man on the boat is!

42:00 - what bs kate. why does it even matter if they know who you are. makes no sense!

43:00 - i asked who zack and emma were. caryn knew they were the kids from the tail.

52:00 - so... wtf is going on. did ben even contact harper? did ben want the gas to go off? im so clueless. none of this makes sense.

53:00 - hwo did charlotte and faraday evne knwo to go there? it makes no sense!

55:00 - aww, tender juliet-jack moment.

57:00 - whoa is that their first *makeout?

Sooo.... mediocre at best, but pretty disappointing. kind of a "not very much happened" episode. and what little did happen, didnt happen til the last 10minutes. caryn agrees with me. all that juliet backstory did very little, other than to tell us she resembles somebody from ben's past and he thinks she's his. otherwise, nada. this was very "last season" and a huge disappointment following last week's awesomeness.

caryn also gave a nice rant at the "youll never believe who ben has on the ship". caryn: "i wouldnt believe it, except that you idiots told us that Michael was coming back this season!!!!"

ANTM 3/5/08

So, TV nite was a bust once again with everybody playing hooky. fortch, caryn and i got to watch the next 4 eps of Ugly Bettyface, and i just adored it. unfortch, i am now being forced to watch and blog this show, which i hate more than most things in the world.

1:00 - lol. fatmina is trying to tlak smack about the hot brunette's butt. fatima is soooo butt ugly that its lol. i mean, she's so unattractive that i would not hook up with her, and as caryn can attest, nobody has a bigger Celebrity 5 than me.

2:00 - caryn caught me reading blogs and not watching top model and i got in trouble. i bette rplay close attention so this show can fry more of my brain cells.

3:00 - in good news, i was skimming today's TV Guide, and there was blurb that as critical of top model. so i liked that.

4:00 - honestly, i could do without the extended Walmart commercial and the "y'all"

5:00 - omg, vultures at the makeup mirror!!!

6:00 - lol fatima got ragged on. wtf they ragged on allison, shes so hot! was he the one i liked last week?

7:00- yay julia stiles won! and her picture is on WALMART.COM!! lets go check it out guyz!!!11!1!

8:00 - oh yay, talk about our children. guess this means julia is gonna get eliminated in the future, in the "i miss my child" ep.

9:00 - some other girl was talking about her child too. i had no idea who she was. we'll call her "random not-good-looking number 6"

10:00 - fatima doll has a fat ass! *zing*

11:00 - ooooo. she said that she likes "to take it from the back b/c she's black". arr to the oh eff ell?

12:00 - srsly, isn't tyra supposed to be like trying ot be baby oprah, or a good role model. but this show may as well be called "Real World 423: Model City"

13:00 - makeover episode aaaaaa. we know that rachel is pleased. hopefully, for my sake, they'll make a few more of the girls look attractive.

14:00 - btw, how funny is it that they are "cycles" and not seasons? a rose by any other name...

15:00 - prediction: fatima will still be ugly.

16:00 - whoa anya is smokin' now.

17:00 - new shitney is hot, but i liked old whitney too.

18:00 - Tyra-Vision is so dumb.

19:00 - aimee is hawt.

20:00 - lol tyra made her a horse. or a mulletgirl from new jersey. i bet lawrence had lots of friends with that haircut in high school.

21:00 - hey, its heather version 2. wtf, they made her look hot.

22:00 - so i thought this miss j thing was dumb, but now they are mocking the other girls with it, and that is HILARIOUS.

23:00 - katarzyna is still hawwwwwwwwwwwwwt.

24:00 - ugh, they destroyed julia stiles ><

25:00 - ok fatima is up. surprise surprise, she's whining.

26:00 - allison. SO fifferent. i dunno, i liked her black hair.

27:00 - its domionique, the tranny. still unatractive.

28:00 - shorter stacy ann: "wowww this suckssssss"

29:00 - amis is blah. caryn laffed though.

30:00 - yay back to fatima. more whining. here come the tears. lol allison confessional making fun of fatima. aww commercial.

31:00 - selesha commercial! could she appear any more awkward? could she?! i think not!!!

33:00 - still watcing fatima as she dials up the whaaambulance. heres her new hair. its long. but nut nut for me, she's still fugly. nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

34:00 - i coudl do w/o all of them reading off the tyra-ticker.

35:00 - Elle Macpherson!!! she was on the cover of my first SI Swimsuit Issue that i got as a kid!! rawr....

36:00 - katarzyna looked SO HOT. they had to be careful it wasnt too tacky they said, but i tihnk they meant too smoking hot, b/c this competition should be over and katarzyna wins. im predicting her as my winner for the season, ahem, cycle.

37:00 - omg, jay, really? lauren is awkward? really? shocker! you mean she wasn't casted specifically ot be awkward? what a stupid farking show this is.

39:00 - allison is so cocky. even tho she was so hot in her old black hair. she is getting eliminated soon. and now jay is bitzing at her for posing bad. she could be toast this ep, but even if she's not, she's toast soon.

40:00 - dominique's face is hideous. did nobody notice this in casting?

41:00 - yes, elle did just use the word "knickers".

42:00 - allison is either totally delusional, or such a liar, the way she is tellign the girls she did good. she is a lock for bottom 3, and only dominique can save her from elimination.

43:00 - hey, its nigel barker. hes a total d-bag.

44:00 - amis is wearing hte ugliest purple maternity wear ever at judges table.

45:00 - jesus this is such bullshit. they are criticizing katarzyna. "its too sex kitten, you look like a mail order bride". during the part of her shoot, she looked so hot, and musta had a ton of great pictures, instead they picked that one to be total assholes. what a hoax of bs this show is. im a little worried that katarzyna could be in for 3-4 episodes of "your too sexy" and then elimination.

47:00 - anya was a lot hotter before she talked.

48:00 - allison is up. nigel is such a jackass. really. he must be a total prick in real life. her picture was awful yes, but nigel was beign a prick before we even got to it.

49:00 - whitney's outfit was just awful. she'll be safe tho, b/c it wasnt her fault.

50:00 - judges deliberation coming up!

51:00 - allison is totally bottom 3. ouch, they are so "old mother hen? to dominique. she the 2nd in my bottom 3. so allison's pic is awful, but isntead of talking about that, nigel bitches about her not saying "thankyou." ill make these 2 my bottom 2 lock.

52:00 - lauren is number 1? are you kidding me? what a joke. im totally rooting for whitney as one of my top favs. thank god katarzna makes it, but not without a bitchy "sexy" comment.

53:00 - so, nut of the bottom 2 for both caryn and i. we both think dom will go home. it would be stupid not to. she's too old to even have a chance. maybe allison coudl turn it around, at least she is hot. but, tyra is referring to nigel's thank you whining.

54:00 - miss! allison is gone. dominque stays. and apparently they didnt listen to tyra when she said what hair color to give soccermom.

55:00 - what an awful show. i shoulda studied for hte mpre. i cant go to school tomm after enduring this. im gonan take the day off.

56:00 - wanna catch "The Pussygirls Present Girlicious" next on cw?

57:00 - ill see yo uguys next week, for more Real World 294: Bitchy Model Town.