Heroes Episode 4 On Wed

hope LB feels better! our cheesesteaks just arrived from the new 99 Miles on 51st and 2nd. golden!

rumor has it there may also be ANTM blogging later. stay tuned!

ok, we got fries and chili cheese fries, and the bbq sauce is my fav kind, and theres so much food, we have to delay blogging in order to make room on the table. so coming up now is... Fringe!

quick Fringe note - apparently Micah grew up and lost control of his powers, and now hes guest starring on Fringe, except hes white. hmmm....

o:00 - nathan's sleeping with nikki again? i din even remember that from last week apparently.
CB Note: Pay attention! Quality bloggers don't forget.

1:00 - caryn and i are trying to figure out why hiro went ot go see adam. oy. we're drawing blanks. (insert joke about mike and the wedding girl)

2:00 - nikkis name is tracy btw now. i gotta try to remember that. since nathan is on this religious god trip, his new blogging name will sp. 2 pts if you guess what it stands for!
CB Note: Sarah Palin.

3:00 - wuts menash doing with that guy? caryn says "mohinder has hte hunger too?!" and im all "no thats sylars thing" and shes like "well with that knife it seems he needs to keel ppl." and now im like "hm that may be right, but its still dumb. mohinder is as frustrating as menash and his lectures on king herod. hmm, speaking of menash, mohinder has been all over majah like manesh on jessica..."

BILL IT!!!
CB Note: I wish you'd stop it with the menash/manesh joke. Only Lawrence and I know who he is and even we don't think it's funny anymore!

4:00 - yay for angry peter trying to decapitate mommy. "is peter gonna be alright?" me: "um yes he has claires power".
CB Note: He meant is Peter going to stop being crazy and not let the hunger overpower him!

5:00 - compelling scene with claires moms. great acting and dialogue!! caryn makes a good pt: "if claire was going after one of these ppl, wouldnt she have taken the file?"

6:00 - hey she made fire in her palm again. havent seen THAT one before!!

7:00 - claire got vortex man. caryn thinks it was too ez.

10:00 - im so confused with this adam hiro scene. hes jumping time and moving adam. we cant quite figure it.

11:00 - omgee im livid. ive been wanting to make a contrarian nut that linderman was somehow still alive or something, but i never wrote it down or reserved it with caryn (unlike my amazing Private Practice nut this past week). anyway, i totally suspected that linderman might be really alive or something.

12:00 - caryn likes this months red wine of the month - its an italian something.

13:00 - <3 daphne. poor guess by adam.

14:00 - daphne is talkign to a blank spot on the couch. so linderman is something, but we dont know what.
CB Note: So much for your 11:00 "nut" about linderman being alive! :)

15:00 - caryn thinks that, tactically, claire shoulda brought this guy in before he woke up.

16:00 - my note: we are seeing claires descent into bad guy territory like how she ends up in the future, shes gonna end up with some kind of revenge complex.

17:00 - "dont tase me bro!" claire gets her taser stolen. caryn thinks that, tactically, claire might be as dumb as kim bauer...

18:00 - MAJAH!!! mohinder, forget about making maya happy, just kill herself, then yourself, and make us happy.

19:00 - caryn thinks that, if majah was still herself, she woulda been in all "whats that blood on the floor?" and then let mohinder kill her while she didnt even realize what was going on. come to think of it, shes usually dumber than kim bauer.

20:00 - hey, a guy wrapped in webs. oh peter mohinder parker.

21:00 - caryn is all, who is pinehurst? shes thinks linderman was there earlier. i dunno wuts going on.

22:00 - i couldnt care less about this villains story about vortexing his neighbor. whaa whaa my wife whaa whaa my children whaa whaa i miss them whaa whaa CAN WE HAVE A VERONICA MARS SCENE PLEAZE OHMYGAWD!!

23:00 - i laughed otu loud on that last one, and caryn asked me if i was laughing at myself, and i said "yea, im pwning"

24:00 -great scene claire. you were better in this PSA for john mccain: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/df8d1f5b7d

26:00 - sp is all "god gave us these powers" and ali is all "no youre an idiot. i got mine from a doctor in california. i foudn him on the internet, it only cost 3 ez payments of 79.99.

27:00 - ohman, i hope the Valiant Vortex Voyager (tm), aka Triple V, gets to see his family!!!

28:00 - ohwell. too bad so sad for him! now, as to sylar/hrg, why doesnt sylar just use his instant win buttons everyime at teh start...

29:00 - how did the vortex go away?

30:00 - all this Claire wanting to help Trip V makes my nut at 16:00 look pretty dumb. as dumb as kim bauer.

31:00 - a mean appletini? who is this guy, J.D.'s long lost half brother? well done hiro...

32:00 - SYNTHETIC abilities! these abilities are as good as nylon!

33:00 - ok. a few things:

1) first, mama p gave nathan his ability. and caryn is all "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat". i, on the other hand, might kindly direct her to: (ok, hang on, im lookign at past blogs, i coudla sworn i nutted that nathan got his power this way too). im still looking, and caryn asks to press play so we can see more majah, and im all, how about lets stay paused forever and call it even. ok, back to seeking my nut. ok, i cant find it. its not in last weeks blog. maybe i made this nut during the 2nd ep of the season when we watched at caryns parents apartment. hmm. i might have to rewatch the entire 2nd episode to see if there coudla been something to cause me to get this. the thing is, im like sooooooooooooooooooooo positive that i thought at some point recently that the formula got used on nathan. POOKIE, stop begging me to press play!!!
CB Note: You SO never made this nut.

2) i cant remember.

35:00 - caryn thinks majah is gonna find cocoonman. nut for caryn! ruhroh. saresh is back. majah is gonna be in doubletrouble.

36:00 - remember when mohinder was like the brainy doctor? wtf were they thinking...

38:00 - well, its official, majah is indeed dumber than kim bauer. "hey look, this crazy guy has a man wrapped in a coccoon. maybe ill let him live and attack me instead of killing him."

caryn: "i hate what theyre doing with mohinder" good one caryn, but a minute too slow. see 36:00.
CB Note: =p

40:00 - oh adam. the old hiding in the garbage bin trick! adam just got jacked by fearguy? speaking of Triple V, fearguy needs a new nickname. taking submissisions from the audience please.

41:00 - oh yea, theres number 2) at 33:00, why didnt nathan get born with a power!

42:00 - hey, itd be cool if Clyde came back.

43:00 - great idea sp, go see manesh. i mean, suresh.

44:00 - majahs in a cocoon! PLEASE KILL HER. DEW IT!!

45:00 - aww, Triple V's fam didnt show up. poor guy. its almost sad enough to make me give a hoot.

46:00 - ooooooooh, hrg is telling Triple V to vortex sylar!

47:00 - fyi, since sylar stole supersonic hearing from crazy woman in montana in the first season, he can hear this entire conversation... just sayin...

48:00 - oh TV. we hardly knew ya. pwnd by hte Sylarnator!
CB Note: Totally incorrect. He put himself into his own vortex because he is not a monster. L2Watch.

49:00 - wtf is going on with daphne, fear guy (new name pls), and hiro.

50:00 - dude, did hiro just stab ando.... surely he has some kind of plan ot undo that, but ando of course wont know that hiro undid it, which is why ando tries ot kill hiro int he future. but anyway, wtf is hiro trying to get in with daphne for, and why does daphne think he'll be ab ad guy, and howd she meat fearguy, who just captured adam btw. seems a total mess.

51:00 - this fat ugly guy is weird. good nut caryn, hes a puppetmaster!

52:00 - crazy dream ur havin there mama p! if it wasnt peter, who was it?!

54:00 - but it is! ITS DADDY P! DP! whats his power? mama p cant move?

55:00 - who is daphne gonna have to recruit? parkman?!

56:00 - good job fguring out hes a ghost Daphers!

57:00 - so, nice use of daddy parkman, great explanation for the seeing of linderman. cool. that daddy p woulda been a good twist, if we all didnt know it was gonna happen already. good use of parkmans dad though, bringing him back. i assume he wasnt in fact trapped somewhere by matt at end of last season?

58:00 - how could they be dumb enough to think that hiro would be willing to be a bad guy though?

attractions looked good. mediocre episode on the whole. too much mohinder, claires storyline kinda sucked, sucking down hrg and sylar with it, not much peter, and no elle again. WHERE IS ELLE!!!!!! only daphers was good in this epzor.

Heroes Episode 3: Happy Birthay Mike Edition!!!

Happy birthday Mike!!! what a tuesday night, heroes is saved form last nite, teh gang is over, i prepared a 7 course dinner of pure scrumptiousness, lawrence got the wrong sauv blanc, cb made her delicious chili, and here we go!

0:00 - mike: where did we leave off? i hope there's more myjah this week!

1:00 - scene 1 - starting with mohinder. not a good sign for the ep.

2:00 - it looks like mohinders spidey sense gives him suiperhearing. oh manesh.

3:00 - nikkie was a triplet! huh? the other 2 names i didnt recognize. babela?
CB Note: You didn't recognize Nikki's name?

4:00 - so, is ali larter's acting this bad? or this this scene jsut written as if the w riters were still on strike? mike predicts she ices this doctor.

5:00 - F. first nut of the ep for mike!!!

5:10 - i take it back, she only almost iced it. haha!!!

5:30 - lawrence and mike dont understand the african isaac. newbs.

6:00 - so, about those headphones? goo goo dolls? nirvana? the police? britney spears???

7:00 - ooh, the peters are 4 yrs in the future. finally, we could havea good scene! all those dudes are flying!!! (um, so why are there are taxis?).
CB Note: Obviously not everyone has the same powers, duh! Some people can fly, but some people would have different non-flying powers.

8:00 - just as i was thinking how bad the dialgoue in this scene was, mike says "its like 2 terrible actors talking ot eachother". caryn: hes using his batman voice.

9:00 - whats sylars ability that will help peter not make mistakes.

10:00 - claires ability was given. like mohinder. and nathan?

11:00 - consensus that hte scene was redeemed by claire showing up with her nwe partner the haitian to kil future peter!!! aaaaaah. they work for the future company? crazysauce.

12:00 - i dont like future elles haircut. oh, and molly makes a appearance lol. whoops. apparently thats fast girl, not elle. minus a point.
CB Note: For someone who loves Kristen Bell so much that she's in his top 5...you sure don't know what she looks like!

13:00 - ando is being such a whiner.ofc he makes a good point, hiros mad bc future ando nuts him. ooh, a veiled threat. burn.

14:00 - i heard mike went with the john foster dulles for his office at work...

15:00 - sigh, more mohinder and majahhh. at least shes showing a veritable heap of attractive cleavage.

16:00 - mike is making snide remarks about majahh and menash. hes so mean! rachel, otoh, is riveted by this scene.

17:00 - ohnoes a RASH. the RASH is spreading. get that man some bacitracin!!

18:00 - ruhroh, future mohinder is it? he sounds like darth vader tbh. ohgod, do you think mohinder is peters father?
CB Note: No.

20:00 - future sylar ftlol. hey hes got claires dog! that was an enjoyable scene at least. lawrecne nails it: "creepy as hell"

21:00 - what ability is it? this is weird. see, peter doesnt need sylars ability bc he can get other ppls powers too . i thoght maybe it was claires, but peter has claire too. what is going on? apparently he needs the udnerstanding that sylar has. caryn stop tapping my arm, im having my 3rd bowl of chili so what and im trying ot blog.

22:00 - whats gabriel gonna paint?

23:00 - fastgirl is raising molly with parkman? huh? and, she really lookes like elle. im so confused. mike: "this isnt rome, youre not rachel. coem on!"

24:00 - that scene was fearguy and claire was good. i do like badass claire. i wish caryn would dress like that. rawr!

30:00 - fix the watchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

31:00 - so i think sylar just gave his power to peter with that watch thing.
CB Note: Duh, that was the point

32:00 - ohnoes they foudn them! aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. good scene inc.

33:00 - am i the onyl one wondering why peter just doesnt stop time? srsly...
CB Note: Also, if the Haitian is Claire's partner, why wouldn't he always be with her so that no one could use their powers and she could just shoot him (like with future Peter). Cause they want to be able to kill Peter using their powers? Which worked so well it caused a nuclear explosion....

34:00 - so, sylar jstu asploded after lil noah got killed by fearguy. and theres a lot of debate about what happened.

so, first, peter and claire live bc they cant die? sylar too? fastgirl and fearguy should be dead. and now this is one of the things peter has to go bac kto the past and stop? we are confuzzled. nobodys talkign sense. i think rachel is still in season 1 tihnkign about asploding people.

37:00 - i cant eat my chili bc of thsi stupid blog and thsi stupid vent.

38:00 - ali larter nut projcetions: what will she do now?
- mike: takign care of mycah (he immediately tried to blame this nut on lawrence)
- caryn: go find the third triplet
- correct answer: try to commit suicide but get caught by nathan
-rachel: omg it was like west saving claire!
- mike: to the hollywood sign!!!

42:00 - teh general snarkyness of current comments (some of which are really bad - my own worst enemy rachel) shows the skepticism at this plot.
ali: so, you can fly?
lawrence: whats your sign?

43:00 - yes lawrence, i loved frosted root beer mugs. speaking of, i really want some rootbeer.

44:00 - rachel nuts nathans new plan - sleeping with all 3 ali larters. id be more excited about that if we could get a little nudity.

45:00 - nice nut on this future press conference mellin. but, WHAT is with those sunglasses. rachel thinks they are in style in the future. i doubt it, they are hideous.

46:00 - great scene, with nathan rolling in to talk to peter. an army? to do what? what dreams and paintings has nathan seen? ruhroh, nathan is sounding a little nuttier now.

47:00 - congratulations lawrence, on that nutting of peter sylaring nathan.

48:00 - at least that scene was good, and his rolling back to see present sylar.

49:00 - rachel admits to beign so confused about the future, and how many times its changed. poor rachel. i think she thinks that sylar asploding this ep was the explosion that was gonna happen back in season 1 in new york. poor rachel and her eye.
CB Note: Is there a good reason you keep writing "asploding" ???

50:00 - oooh. thought she was fast enough, but turns out she wasnt. good scene!

51:00 - oh, his spirit guide that attaches to his subconscious. duh. nut inc: its gonna be THE TALKING TURTLE!!!

52:00 - i agree with lawrence, this parkman plot is teh dumbbb.

53:00 - who exactly stole both parts? if it wasnt the company? who is hte manipulator?! any nuts? this would be a big nut if i could only get it. grar.
- its prolly a bad guy in that future ep. i bet its adam...

54:00 - i really think the dialogue in this ep was uncommonly bad.


how on earht are they gonan explain mr petrelli being back? poor rachel. first her eye, now her head.

mike thinks it was a good ep. i tihnk it was half good, half awful. soem scenes were compellling. others are jsut so bad, either plot or dialoguewise. pictionary time! and lordy am i stuffed. cant wait to ice my own cupcake though (regular icing, not ali icing)
CB Note: Lame icing joke!

HEROES PREMIERE EVENT!!! 9/22

we just got home. the bathroom smells like salami. was that you pookie? before i can even finish my business and get a glass of water, caryn is starting. im like "wait for me" and shes like " i thought there would be a 'previously on' or something" and i reply "trust me they want us to forget last season as quick as possible. here we go: Claire is behind peter and she has a gun!!!

1:00 - caryn (after peeking over to read above) - "howd you know it was claire?" me: "bc ive seen the 284 commercials of this scene...", caryn: "well you dont have to be rude"

2:00 - "come on claire, its me". first nut of the season that was at 1:00 btw.
CB NOTE: It's not a nut if you saw it on a commercial!

3:00 - camps and experiments 4 years in the future. wasnt this the plot of XMEN 3?

3:00 - also this scar on peters face bothers me. its annoying. and, i bet it doesnt poll well in the female demo either.

3:00 - claire shoots! she always loved peter! peter stops time and dodges the bullet. caryn: "whoaaa" me: "ummm, stuff i knew about already?"
CB NOTE: Hey, negative nelly...it doesn't have to be a new power to be cool.

4:00 - back ot the present! and peter from the future shoots nathan in the past! caryn is wigging out. fyi, i read in tv guide they had like 3 possible shooters and maybe filmed multiple scenes. i dunno how i feel about this. for one thing, nathan being shot was supposed to be part of last seasons shanti virus plot. now its been warped into this seasons plot. meh...

4:00 - also, i dont even remember what nathan was doing at that press conference and why it was important or what it had to do with the virus.

5;00 - nathans deadddddddddddddddddd........ get claire stat. also get vm, i miss her.

5:00 - so, anyway, why did peter have to kill nathan to stop the start of wahtever it was. what exactly did he say to claire? i cant remember already.

6:00 - caryn is super schocked and all "what what" when nathan pops up. how on earth is that possible?

7:00 - i ask caryn to explain why there was a press conference, and apparently nathan was about to tell everyone about hte heroes, accordign t o caryn at the end of season 2. i guess that explains why peter went back and shot him, as per what he said to future claire right before. gj caryn.

9:00 - we're watchign hiro muck aroudn with this clock. i heard thats waht mike was doing at work all week, squinting at his clock...

10:00 - caryn totally nutted that "knock knock knock" of destiny.

11:00 - oooh. sylar is at claire's! sylar took a "detour south of the border". its behind him like "a long nite with a bad taco". so... the twins were hte bad taco?

12:00 - caryn and i are now debating what sylar ended up doing last season . i think it was kinda nothing. did he even have a role in the virus, or was he just stuck languishing with his pair of bad tacos south of the border? caryn thinks he may have battled the lovely elle. caryn mentions that maybe we should watched taht first hour of behind the scenes, then maybe we wouldnt be so LOST.

13:00 - tbh, i bet we arent the only oens with this problem. i bet everyone tried to put last season out of their minds. sylar sure got mucked pretty fast. but whoops, turns out he didnt. i thought he coudlnt use his powers? bc of the virus? who knows...
CB NOTE: Don't you remember anything??? He got his powers bad at the very end of last season. The last scene was him moving something with his mind and smiling. DUH!

14:00 - claire hides in the closet.... its like shes the 4th lead in a bad horror movie...

15:00 - whoa its maya. and shes at Menash's. whoops, i mean mohinders. howd they get together? and jesus why is maya still on this show. i thought they said it wasnt gonna suck again?

16:00 - omg the sympathetic neuropathway response! adrenal glands! stress levels. and all of a sudden, menash has solved it. whoops, i mean mohinder has. tis ths adrenaline, not the blood! breaththrough.

17:00 - whats the secret duty?! dont open hte safe my arse. also, im totally not feeling this "should i open it scene.".

18:00 - good point ando, i dont tihnk his thumbprint shoulda worked. lol another dvd!

19:00 - i dont understand either franklin.

20:00 - caryn and i are fighting. i cant blog and read these subtitles at the same time. caryn is supposed to be reading them to me, but shes yelling at me instead. anyway, after rewinding, if the formula falls into the wrong hands, we;'ll need the chosen one.
CB NOTE: I corrected all the spelling in the above post. You're welcome.

21:00 - i hate caryns bed, its so crooked. and uncomfortable on my neck.

22:00 - i got a 100 in chemistry hiro. and i also think you just got mucked by superfast girl from Friday Night Lights. i liked her on that show. this remnants of her running is cool. well this is cool, i like her alot. but jesus he sure got aht formula stolen fast.

23:00 - so, parkman was talkign to peter, and peter was beign creepy, and then all of a sudden, its peter from the future with the scar and hes nutting parkman (omg whered he go?). and i am PISSED. bc i nthe beginning, i was thinkgin that it was peter form the future iwht parkman and at nathans bed, inspecting or whatever and trying to be tricky, but i didnt say anything bc i was too busy farking blogging and not paying close enough attention. goddamit my first good nut and it was stolen! damn it all!!!! caryn meaniwhile is unsympathetic, and just mad im making her pause so i can rant this out.

26:00 - ps, explains why nathan lived. future peter healed him. peter apaprently just needed to stop the press conference, now nathan wont tell.

27:00 - chargers are up 38-14. jets suck fare sucks. cotchery sucks.

28:00 - great speech nathan. it was gibberish and made no sense. yada yada yada says i.

29:00 - btw, what did future peter do with present peter? also, why is menash flirting with maya. oh wait, that doesnt need an answer...

30:00 - im laughing out loud, for real, caryn looked over and snickered. and also, menash just discovered like soemthin amazing, all bc of maya and this adrenaline stuff. he can now GIVE powers. mohinder is teh g0dzor!

31:00 - why is there a file of ppl at claires. look its weevil. yay VM. and she just stabbed sylar but that didnt work. and now hes cutting her throat. ruh roh. i wonder if this is why shes evil in future kinda? or will she miraculously escape somehow?
CB NOTE: Cutting her throat babe? Not the top of her head, as Sylar does to all his victims?? Man, you're rusty!

32:00 - caryns grossed out by his mucking with her brainio. the eatthe brain joke was funny. caryn thinks it was to explain to dumb people he doesnt eat brains. so, kinda cool, e he looked in to figure out hoe to regernate bc hshe stabbed him. bt why would he let her live now.../????

33:00 - also, season one was all about saving the cheerleader to stop him from getting this power... and now... wutevs!

34:00 - claires brain is not like hte others. shes different. shes special. she can never die he says. shes the chosen one!!! and now he can never die, zomg. wuts different and special? caryn adn i like the sylar clcok music. well at least that scene was good.

35:00 - mohinder is a momo. he just wants to throw abilities into people. sure thats gonna work...

36:00 - so, jsut in case you thought that the bad thing was the twins, or hte twins storyline, we now know that even half hte twins will kill a scene and subplot... MAKE HER GO AWAY!

37:00 - whats with the nathan god angel talk? mccain picked his vp already...

38:00 - hey, why is that guy from season 1 here. i thought he was dead. wuts his name even?

39:00 - hey look ali larter is here. ithought she was dead. and she doent know nathan. and shes shtupping a governor. a) havent i kinda seen this plto already? b) did i totally nut nathans republican polotical potentials 2 minutes ago...? yes, yes i did.

40:00 - whats parkman doing in this desert? looks liek one of those mindtrap things from alst seaso nwith parkmans dad. whatever happened to him btw?

41:00 - howd hte speedster know that hiro would open that safe?!

42:00 - hiro is so rash, mucking ot the future. and hes fighting with ando. ando betrayed him he says. aaaaaah, ando jsut shot him with red fire! (he got it from mohinders power givign formula prolly). and now tokyo is collapsing. jesus menash made a godzilla!!!

43:00 - hiros back, and he doesnt tell ando. ruh roh. also, howd hiro know exactly where in the future to go? srsly...

44:00 - caryn asks how ando got powers. i tell her ot see hte blog, duh. and now mohinder is injecting himself like a dumdum pop.

45:00 - the ep defeinitely picked up with the hiro scene. caryn likes it.

46:00 - THE DREAMS. the first ability, the dreams of foretelling at MAMA PETRELLIS POWER, finally answered. and jstu thrown out like that. anyway, shes knows that future peter did something with present peter. if you go back in the blog archives, youll see guesses by caryn i and others about what her power was and what the dreams were.

47:00 - the formula they tried ot bury, it gets out. and destroys anything. mama thinks peter screwed up everything, and now bad different things are gonna happen. ruh roh. another godo scene. btw, presumably this formual the oldies talk about is waht hiro has, and what mohinder is discovering too i tihnk.

48:00 - was that weevil yelling he was peter petrelli? where is thsi jail? hrg is here too! howd he get there?

55:00 - is mohinder still talking? im not getting any of this... looks like they gave mohinder super strength. wasnt that ali's? booooring. and hey look, its that world splitting symbol doing here and in parkmans place.

60:00- HEROES CONTINUES NOW!!!

61:00 - butterfly effect!!! GREAT movie, with ashton kutcher and my fav tasty comawife herself, the tcw, AMY SMART!. anyway, this ep is how gong back and changing the past will muck up and chagne the future, in ways you didtn expect. thats the gist of hte butterfly effect. you shoudl all watch it.

62:00 -blogging is tiring, btw. im exhausted.

63:00 - so claire doesnt feel anything anymore, it used to hurt, but heal. ruh roh....

64:00 wtf is mama p. hiro has a sword in him, hrg is dead, peter just got mucked? claire is headless, parkmans dead too. and whoa, there are hte villains! lookign awesomely badass - parkmans dad, ali, adam, and sylar from behind, and some new black guy. it was a dream she doesnt want to repeat! - thats the new future that peter caused by shooting nathan! all to make claire not mad at him!
CB NOTE: I don't remember seeing parkman's dad...

65:00 - ohnoes, future peter got claire mucked by sylar. that wasnt supposd to happen. dont play with time peter. listen to mama p!

66:00 - whats with all the milk.... caryn asks the same thing. ooh look hes spider man.

67:00 - caryn: "hes in heat". me: this is so ridiuclous. im not beliving any of it. it is so random, and dumb. and its maya. she kills all storylines and characters she comes in contact with. her new hero name shall henceforth be The Black Widow.

68:00 - thats waht im talking about! VM!!!!!!

69:00 - oh vm let sylar get away last season. and he just lollowned 2agents. its that guy again, her dad. he needs a name btw.

70:00- lol at the sneaking scene with hiro and ando. caryn is so confused by ali. is that really her? howd she get this job?

71:00 - well apparently its the real ali. a reporter has her picture of when she was strippin! now shes a K Street Ice Queen Lobbyist!

72:00 - caryns like "thats a lot of art work" and then theres a closeup of hte mona lisa. shes a good thief!

73:00 - hey its attempt number 7! cute vid. future peter knocks her out of the way!

79:00 - jesus another stuckey td. i cant believe i benchee cotch for eddie royal. 10min left im up 3. no mroe kaeding FGs please!

80:00 - claire is totally buggin.

81:00 - "speakin' of sin..." rofl. how did she not die in that fire btw. shes not nikki. shes tracy strauss! how can yo uexplain ittttttttttttttttt? hey i bet old guy recognizes her! whats his name already?

83:00 - bet VMs dad is dead. nut for us both. caryn got it too. sylars prolyl alreadyo n level 5!!! ruh roh! weevilllllllllll. hrggggggggggg.

84:00 - awesome way VM rollled in and through that gu nto hrg. lol at sylar having hte bullets fall out. graet line "i got that from yoru claire." yay for good scenes!!!! this is a great one. whoa elle asploded when he tried to cut her. i love vm. great stuff with sylar elle and hrg together. also, integrating weevil with both peter and elle storylines will make him a good new character, unlike the ubiquitiously awful Widow.

85:00 - howd peter get in weevil's body, and why was he called jesse i think? also, all these superpoweful people are all now free.
CB NOTE: we knew that peter was in weevil's body back at minute 48, duh! future peter put him there!

86:00 - hiroes telling ando he was a future villain and killed him. ruh roh. Catwoman? uh oh, i hope halle berry isnt gonna be on this show.

88:00 - 7min in game, may hang on...

89:00 - future peter jstu told nathan he was future peter. good scene again. what is peter going to set right? love having future powerful peter rollin around in the present. coo lstuff.

91:00 - oh ali. did they finally make you cool??? jsut possibly. lol at the K Street Ice Queen turning people to ice! but how will they explain the ali/nikki/tracy thing and alis old split personalities and that fire. hmm.
CB NOTE: Maybe the fire killed only one of her personalities, but a new one came in it's place!

96:00 - mama p goes to visit elle. oooh, mam p is in charge now! rar. vm knows how to act. im believing those tears. bestill my beating heart.

98:00 - yay for good hiro and ando scenes again.

99:00 - rofl at him taunting her. i like her alot. who is her boss?! good scene with teh speedster, and with hiro and ando after. and sheesh shes in berlin.

104:00 - caryn cant look at mohinders back, its icky. caryn calls him an idiot. thats not gonna help him land 20 year old jess! or maya!

109:00 - thsi turtle is lol it soudns like an old guy. but, parkman dumped half hte water on the dirt.

110:00 - rofl it wasnt the turtle, it wa thsi dude. we laffed.

111:00 - desrt man: we have verizon. whoa, thsi guy knows the future, and that it is mucked bc parkman is here. caryn thinks he might be like an isaac.

113:00 - hey, wheres Wes at? thankgod not in this episode, amirite?!?!

115:00 - interestingly, caryn wonders if nathans hte only one who can see dead guy from vegas from season 1. WHAT IS HIS NAME?!

116:00 - NUT FOR CARYN. GJ BABY!!!! but, umm, explain this please.

117:00 - i bet this knox is the new black guy.

118:00 - jessie can destory us all. but hes peter petrelli!! hmmm. soud manipulation, whats that?

119:00 - hey, its claires mom form season 1. with the fire. i thought she got killed by kellerman in s1 prison break.

120:00 - future peter meets mama p at level 5 security. and he tells her he put present peter in jessies body. ruh roh!!! present peter is with the level 5 meanies. and they are BAD. godo ending scenes.
CB NOTE: We had to pause here so I could explain to justin (twice) what the deal was with present peter being inside jessie's body. What a newb.

121:00 - mama p is sylars mother?!?! caryn "(steady stream of ohmygods here)"

LOST March 3/20/08

1:00 - mike's already making gratuitous music complaints.

2:00 - funny hurley.

3:00 - hopefully we'll get more of miles and ben telling everyone whats going on.

4:00 - omg, michael's there to die! wuts that mean?!?! i feel like im more sarcastic and negative when watching with these momos.

5:00 - does alex know rousseau is her mother? i cant even remember.

6:00 - ben just answered it for me. i agree with rachel that alex is hot. she should be on Rome.

8:00 - caryn and mike note that that scene ended with mroe unnecessary eerie music. i wanto go back and watc hearly season eps to see if they were as ridic with the music then.

9:00 - i bet its michael that is mucking up the engine, btw.

10:00 - caryn claims to have nutted a micheal flash-x episode during the previously on segment.

11:00 - so anyway, why did michael try to commit suicide by shipping crate?

13:00 - rachel is nutting that michael was the person in the coffin. this could not possibly be more incorrect. its the early leader for Worst Nut of 2008.

15:00 - caryn nutted him seeing Libby. this im betting confirms my Flash-Middle nut.

16:00 - its a good thing the car didnt blow up. walt wouldnt have got the note.

17:00 - caryn notes some grey in michaels beard. flash forward?!

18:00 - rachel gets credit for old black woman as "mama"

19:00 - thanks mama, flash-middle it is.

20:00 - rachel's "we dont see walt b/c he is too old nut" fails, as walt comes to the window and opens the curtain, revealing his face!

22:00 - michael's got a gun.... (sung ot the tune of janie's got a gun, by aerosmith)

23:00 - michael and caryn are dancing to the eerie music.

24:00 - rachel is predicting that michael will continually be unable to kill himself. which looked kinda good, and then more significantly, it's the Other guy!!! caryn nutted fakebeard guy btw. rachel though that in some dark alley in nyc it was gonna be Widmore...

25:00 - mike continues to be critical of everyone, despite his copmlete lack of nuts and glutton of generis pig jokes.

26:00 - how did michael lose walt?!?! whoops, looks like he told walt about how he killed libby (sad) and ana lucia (thank god)

27:00 - fake-beard guy has informed michael that the island wont let him kill himself. props to rachel. it's kinda like Desmond being unable to change his past, and also beign unable to save charlie.

28:00 - wtf, the gun is fully loaded, and it wont shoot. seriously. thats a lil much.

29:00 - fakebeard says widmore ptu hte fake plane down there. didn't the captain say last week that it was ben who put hte fake plane there? caryn notes that we were told last week that hte captain was a liar (by michael the spy though i think....)

30:00 - eep, fakebeard has assigned michael hte task of killing everyone on the boat!

31:00 - fakebeard has a lot of info on how widmore faked the crash. note that it coulda still been ben faking it, and that was their own info. im not sure what side i come down on, though i lean to it beign part of widmore's plan, b/c he needs to find ben on the island and keep it a secret to re-set up dharma or something.

32:00 - btw, when did michael find the time to learn how to be a deckhand?

33:00 - sheesh, sure wasn't hard for michael to smuggle crates aboard the boat while lookign super suspicious.

37:00 - oooh, whats in the carepackage?!

38:00 - rachel: guns, teargas, explosives, things ot kill everyone with. mike: heads.

39:00 - rachel adds: "an infectious biological agent that is making everyone crazy. " i thought they were going crazy from moving toward the island.

40:00 - i went skeetshooting once, but it was with a shotgun, not an automatic weapon.

41:00 - rachel: its a bomb, its a bomb.

42:00 - caryn wanted toolbox redit when there were tools on top. now it appears to be a bomb. now phantom Libby is telling him not to do it.

43:00 - just in time, i successfully nutted that the island wasn't gonna let him blow it up. rachel wonders why the others didnt think of that.

44:00 - so.... what's wit hthe "not yet" note? thats from the others? hte island? it wont blow up til closer? srsly, wtfarx.

51:00 - omg a call from walt?!?!

52:00 - lol ben. you d-bag. haha. aww ben you good guy, not killing innocent people on the boat.

53:00 - more lists of names? sheesh.

54:00- ooh michael finished telling sayid the story.

55:00 - looks like sayid is gonna rat michael out. lol.

56:00 - the Others are at this Sacntuary. its the only safe place. why arent they just at the 2nd island?

57:00 - jesus. that nice sentimental moment went to hell. i hope rousseau saves alex. wtf is shooting at them? why would ben send them there? we are all totally clueles

58:00 - and mike just totally nutted rousseau getting killed right before it happened...

59:00 - whoa. what an ending.

random guesses for who th eshooters were. rachel thinks had to be the others and that ben wanted teh daughter to die so widmore couldnt use her to get to him. i dunno. also anticlimactic end for rousseau, who lasted forever just to getm ucked like that.

March 6 LOST

finally, the show that i actually *want* to watch!

i predict tonite's ep will be a juliet ep (and that's not b/c i accidentally read a spoiler before averting my eyes from the TV Guide).

1:00- nut!

2:00 - juliet made it off the island. yip!

3:00 - whoops, its not a flashforward. its a "when she first got to hte island" scene. lol.

4:00 - we got fooled bc we thought no more flashbacks.

5:00 - where's charlotte and faraday go?!

6:00 - whisperssssssssssss. guess that explains the heretofre meaningless flashback to start the ep.

7:00 - wtf. she was sent ot tlak to juliet? they're gonan release hte gas from The Tempest like when ben first killed em all? is that a station? and i thought ben was a prisoner?

8:00 - wtf how did that girl vanish?

9:00 - hey look, its the Taile spy, aka Beaux Mart from Ugly Betty!!!

10:00 - i have nothing to write for these last 2 minutes, caryn was distracting me.

12:00 - thie guy has a wife. caryn thinks he was dating juliet in a previous ep. im so conufsed by this scene.

13:00 - caryn asks why juliet just doesnt tell jack. i think tahts a good question.

14:00 - for those of you who dont know, when Lost offered our favorite VM, kristen bell a spot for this season, it was to be as charlotte.

15:00 - what was with that look that kate n charlotte gave eachother?

16:00 - so, charlotte.... nto a good liar.

17:00 - looked like gas masks in taht bag to me!

18:00 - line of the nite "it's very stressful being an other jack"

19:00 - caryn (re harper): "passive-aggressive much?"

20:00 - nice nut for caryn at 12:00.

21:00 - and goodwin did get hurt, when he was sent to be with the tailies!

22:00 - who from ben's past does juliet look like? his mom who died in childbirth? caryn: "baby, you tihnk he ever saw his mom who died in childbrith?" me: "pictures.... duh" caryn: "obvi, ben had a first love. and there was a lil girl in his childhood ep"

23:00 - htf did ben send a msg to harper ot talk to juliet?

30:00 - already half thru. i feel like not much has happened yet. feels like a season 3 ep tbh.

31:00 - oh juliet, you lil homewrecker.

32:00 - sheesh, everyone knows that ben has a crush on juliet!

33:00 - goodwin is working with some dangerous chemicals it seems!

34:00 - look, its the scene of ben sending goodwin to find the tailies. hmm, did somebody mention that before, at say, the 21:00 mark?

35:00 - weird, juliet when on ahead w/o kate and jack. this is all so sketch!

36:00 - 36-15-28!!!!

37:00 - ooh ben, taping over the game!

38:00 - Caleb is on the tape!! it is widmore's boat! pretty sure i predicted that preivously!

39:00 - widmore and dharma are gonna exploit the island!

40:00 - whoa, the widmore file!

41:00 - gonan find out who the man on the boat is!

42:00 - what bs kate. why does it even matter if they know who you are. makes no sense!

43:00 - i asked who zack and emma were. caryn knew they were the kids from the tail.

52:00 - so... wtf is going on. did ben even contact harper? did ben want the gas to go off? im so clueless. none of this makes sense.

53:00 - hwo did charlotte and faraday evne knwo to go there? it makes no sense!

55:00 - aww, tender juliet-jack moment.

57:00 - whoa is that their first *makeout?

Sooo.... mediocre at best, but pretty disappointing. kind of a "not very much happened" episode. and what little did happen, didnt happen til the last 10minutes. caryn agrees with me. all that juliet backstory did very little, other than to tell us she resembles somebody from ben's past and he thinks she's his. otherwise, nada. this was very "last season" and a huge disappointment following last week's awesomeness.

caryn also gave a nice rant at the "youll never believe who ben has on the ship". caryn: "i wouldnt believe it, except that you idiots told us that Michael was coming back this season!!!!"

ANTM 3/5/08

So, TV nite was a bust once again with everybody playing hooky. fortch, caryn and i got to watch the next 4 eps of Ugly Bettyface, and i just adored it. unfortch, i am now being forced to watch and blog this show, which i hate more than most things in the world.

1:00 - lol. fatmina is trying to tlak smack about the hot brunette's butt. fatima is soooo butt ugly that its lol. i mean, she's so unattractive that i would not hook up with her, and as caryn can attest, nobody has a bigger Celebrity 5 than me.

2:00 - caryn caught me reading blogs and not watching top model and i got in trouble. i bette rplay close attention so this show can fry more of my brain cells.

3:00 - in good news, i was skimming today's TV Guide, and there was blurb that as critical of top model. so i liked that.

4:00 - honestly, i could do without the extended Walmart commercial and the "y'all"

5:00 - omg, vultures at the makeup mirror!!!

6:00 - lol fatima got ragged on. wtf they ragged on allison, shes so hot! was he the one i liked last week?

7:00- yay julia stiles won! and her picture is on WALMART.COM!! lets go check it out guyz!!!11!1!

8:00 - oh yay, talk about our children. guess this means julia is gonna get eliminated in the future, in the "i miss my child" ep.

9:00 - some other girl was talking about her child too. i had no idea who she was. we'll call her "random not-good-looking number 6"

10:00 - fatima doll has a fat ass! *zing*

11:00 - ooooo. she said that she likes "to take it from the back b/c she's black". arr to the oh eff ell?

12:00 - srsly, isn't tyra supposed to be like trying ot be baby oprah, or a good role model. but this show may as well be called "Real World 423: Model City"

13:00 - makeover episode aaaaaa. we know that rachel is pleased. hopefully, for my sake, they'll make a few more of the girls look attractive.

14:00 - btw, how funny is it that they are "cycles" and not seasons? a rose by any other name...

15:00 - prediction: fatima will still be ugly.

16:00 - whoa anya is smokin' now.

17:00 - new shitney is hot, but i liked old whitney too.

18:00 - Tyra-Vision is so dumb.

19:00 - aimee is hawt.

20:00 - lol tyra made her a horse. or a mulletgirl from new jersey. i bet lawrence had lots of friends with that haircut in high school.

21:00 - hey, its heather version 2. wtf, they made her look hot.

22:00 - so i thought this miss j thing was dumb, but now they are mocking the other girls with it, and that is HILARIOUS.

23:00 - katarzyna is still hawwwwwwwwwwwwwt.

24:00 - ugh, they destroyed julia stiles ><

25:00 - ok fatima is up. surprise surprise, she's whining.

26:00 - allison. SO fifferent. i dunno, i liked her black hair.

27:00 - its domionique, the tranny. still unatractive.

28:00 - shorter stacy ann: "wowww this suckssssss"

29:00 - amis is blah. caryn laffed though.

30:00 - yay back to fatima. more whining. here come the tears. lol allison confessional making fun of fatima. aww commercial.

31:00 - selesha commercial! could she appear any more awkward? could she?! i think not!!!

33:00 - still watcing fatima as she dials up the whaaambulance. heres her new hair. its long. but nut nut for me, she's still fugly. nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

34:00 - i coudl do w/o all of them reading off the tyra-ticker.

35:00 - Elle Macpherson!!! she was on the cover of my first SI Swimsuit Issue that i got as a kid!! rawr....

36:00 - katarzyna looked SO HOT. they had to be careful it wasnt too tacky they said, but i tihnk they meant too smoking hot, b/c this competition should be over and katarzyna wins. im predicting her as my winner for the season, ahem, cycle.

37:00 - omg, jay, really? lauren is awkward? really? shocker! you mean she wasn't casted specifically ot be awkward? what a stupid farking show this is.

39:00 - allison is so cocky. even tho she was so hot in her old black hair. she is getting eliminated soon. and now jay is bitzing at her for posing bad. she could be toast this ep, but even if she's not, she's toast soon.

40:00 - dominique's face is hideous. did nobody notice this in casting?

41:00 - yes, elle did just use the word "knickers".

42:00 - allison is either totally delusional, or such a liar, the way she is tellign the girls she did good. she is a lock for bottom 3, and only dominique can save her from elimination.

43:00 - hey, its nigel barker. hes a total d-bag.

44:00 - amis is wearing hte ugliest purple maternity wear ever at judges table.

45:00 - jesus this is such bullshit. they are criticizing katarzyna. "its too sex kitten, you look like a mail order bride". during the part of her shoot, she looked so hot, and musta had a ton of great pictures, instead they picked that one to be total assholes. what a hoax of bs this show is. im a little worried that katarzyna could be in for 3-4 episodes of "your too sexy" and then elimination.

47:00 - anya was a lot hotter before she talked.

48:00 - allison is up. nigel is such a jackass. really. he must be a total prick in real life. her picture was awful yes, but nigel was beign a prick before we even got to it.

49:00 - whitney's outfit was just awful. she'll be safe tho, b/c it wasnt her fault.

50:00 - judges deliberation coming up!

51:00 - allison is totally bottom 3. ouch, they are so "old mother hen? to dominique. she the 2nd in my bottom 3. so allison's pic is awful, but isntead of talking about that, nigel bitches about her not saying "thankyou." ill make these 2 my bottom 2 lock.

52:00 - lauren is number 1? are you kidding me? what a joke. im totally rooting for whitney as one of my top favs. thank god katarzna makes it, but not without a bitchy "sexy" comment.

53:00 - so, nut of the bottom 2 for both caryn and i. we both think dom will go home. it would be stupid not to. she's too old to even have a chance. maybe allison coudl turn it around, at least she is hot. but, tyra is referring to nigel's thank you whining.

54:00 - miss! allison is gone. dominque stays. and apparently they didnt listen to tyra when she said what hair color to give soccermom.

55:00 - what an awful show. i shoulda studied for hte mpre. i cant go to school tomm after enduring this. im gonan take the day off.

56:00 - wanna catch "The Pussygirls Present Girlicious" next on cw?

57:00 - ill see yo uguys next week, for more Real World 294: Bitchy Model Town.

LOST Episode 5 2/28/08

LOST awesomeness continues!!!!

1:00 - hey, looks like hte helicopter is working.

1:30 - that weather looks BAD!

2:00 - i bet they dont die, b/c sayid is alive in the future. (nut)

3:00 - they eject?

4:00 - caryn and i are debating that weird experience desmond had after the hatch exploded. i think it was when he was trying t ochange the past and couldn't. caryn is remembering it as the future.

5:00 - well, caryn was right about desmond kind of jumping places here.

6:00 - sooo... Island desmond just switched places with some other desmond (future desmond..? no, b/c future desmond would obvi know what happened to him in the past on the copter)... alternative world desmond? a past desmond that used to be in the military? did desmond desert hte military way back, b/c he oculdnt cut it? i think he did, in which case then present desmond just switched places with past desmond, and past desmond is all "omfg where am i". n.u.t. still, verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry weird. how do they explain it without supernatural?

7:00 - dan is not a good secret keeper. could they have not arrived yet b/c of the time mess up with the missile...?

8:00 - side effects for the wrong bearings? desmond side effects?

9:00 - THEY FOUND THE BOAT!

10:00 - as caryn notes, there's obvi some space-time issue aroudn the island???

11:00 - the boat people are not happy.

12:00 - did desmond actually desert the military b/c he had this actual dream of the future? then he deserted and the future came to pass just like he dreamed it? i dont remember the actual reasons given for him deserting back in season 2 or season 3. Does this mean desmond has alwas been able to see the future, even before hte Hatch experience. (this would all be a great nut!) [note that the 2 desmonds have swapped back now].

13:00 - well guess not, past desmond is still in the present LOST time.

14:00 - ack, some other dude that has gone nuts. takes away from the specialness surrounding desmond. hmm

15:00 - gosh, they sure are mad at pilotguy.

16:00 - lol sayid, took off at dusk, landed in middle of day.

17:00 - daniel's reaction shows at side effects lol. LOL at that magnetism question. OY hatch

20:00 - ok, im pretty sure that this army stuff is what happened after desmond should have proposed (but couldnt, in his experience fro mseason 2 or 3).

21:00 - i love it. so, daniel just told desmond to find him in the past in 1996! that is why desmond deserts the army! chalk it up for a nut at 12:00. caryn notes that its like BTTF when MJFox had to find Old Doc. anyway, continiung, we are about to get into some of hte difficulties of time travel. First option: old desmond is time traveling for the first time, and now will have hte opportunity to reveal new information to old faraday, who will use that information in the future on the island, information which he doesnt have now. However, the second option, which i think is the correct one, is that old desmond has actually experienced all of this already (time as a continuum, not linear) and i think this b/c we already knew that desmond deserted the military! in fact, i bet the current LOST faraday, alraedy knows that he was visited in the past by desmond.... hmm, the problem here is that that means he would have recognized desmond on the island when they met an episode or 2 ago. Did faraday recognize him?

22:00 - hours or years? faraday has had this happen before. how many times? is this what dharma was studying?

23:00 - now, if desmond if helping faraday, why are the boat guys being unhelpful and trying to stop him from talkign to faraday?

25:00 - did desmond not tell faraday about elouise the last time?

26:00 - "you cant change the future" - daniel is espousing the circular theory.

27:00 - future rat figured out the maze.

30:00 - awesome scene with desmond nad 1996 faraday. and penelope has been calling the boat!!! aaaa.

41:00 - 5minutes but 75, more time relativity stuff. omg the mouse is dead!

43:00 - caryn thinks bens inside boat man opened the door for them.

45:00 - THE BLACK ROCK! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. (Russo's boat, they went ot it to get tnt in season 1)

46:00 - Hanso? owner of the journal? mate from the ship? and Caleb (Widmore) is buying the journal of hte guy who was on hte blackrock which ended up on the island. and Desmond is there!!

48:00 - caryn loves desmond. i tihnk hes one of the awesomest characters. maybe hte best nowadays.

49:00 - this guy is totally diying, just like hte mouse. caryn and i both nutted that earlier, verbally.

50:00 - uh oh 2004. desmond is mucked. he needs to get anchored. here's hte odd thing, if desmond is aware hes going back and forth, why was he so shocked it was 2004.

51:00 - now, obvi i tihnk he gets in touch with penny, bc of the time as continuum theory. the onyl thing i dont understand is how faraday didnt recognize him from earlier this season. I almost want to go bakc and find their first meeting. in fact, we're gonna go find it online after this ep.

56:00 - OMG here's hte phone call!!! desmond got the number in the past crazzzzzzzzzzzzy.

57:00- She picked up. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. caryn is balling, fyi.

58:00 - why is the boat out of power source? (makes no sense. just the emerg phone?)

59:00 - AAA. faraday is time traveling himself too? using desmond as his constant? so old faraday is switching spots in the future with new faraday. what'd he jsut skip the middle of his life?

WHAT AN EP!!! OH to the EM GEE!!!

ANTM Cycle whatever episode 2 feb 27

1:00 - jesus tyra, its wed nite and im watchign the cw. do you really think i wanted to hear about female genital mutilation at this particular moment? wasn't last season's ausbergers enuff?!?! and im prolly the best chance you have at getting somebody who wants to hear that on wednesday evening. what about the Smallville/OneTreeHill crowd?

2:00 - caryn wants me to note guy fieri commercial for tgifridays. are they gonna Kick it up a notch! was that guy's saying?

3:00 - we are eating fancy cupcakes fyi. and you guys are missing out!

4:00 - kim was totally a cheerleader in high school. and shes not even that pretty, but shes totally the prettiest of the bunch. and she says shes not dumb, but shes really down to earth. caryn disputes the dumb statement, noting that there's really no relationship between the descriptive terms dumb and down to earth.

5:00 - god i hope amis gets eliminated, bc i cant stand that name.

6:00 - OMG ITS THERE NEW APARTMENT MANSION SUITE. LETS YELL AND SCREAM AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

7:00 - so, there's 1 giant bed for them to sleep on. is this antm, or A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila?

8:00 - if you had the 8minute mark in the "when's the first genital mutilation testimonial" office pool, then you won this week! for the record, im taking the 5 minute mark for next week.

9:00 - they went outside to smoke, but i remember them not being allowed to smoke last season.... lol?

10:00 - "mr and mrs jay" - i laffed.

12:00 - badgley mishka!!!!

14:00 - rachel always thought badgley mishka was one guy, fyi.

15:00 - whoa, busted girl who got kicked off last season is so nervous, that she's calm! OMG!

16:00 - so far, only katyrzina owned it on her runway walk.

17:00 - props to kim for noting that fashion prices are ridic.

18:00 - amis just used the term "ragamuffin". i love her.

19:00 - ugly girl is SO BAD compared to heather.

20:00 - lol at marvita-fatima. i hope they both make it. theyre gonna always be bitchfighting. i would think itd drive tyra nuts seeing the black girls be so bitchy. oprah would never let that happen on The Big Give.

21:00 - Paulina Porizkova!!! caryn says she's the new twiggy. i hope shes smarter than twiggy.

22:00 - whoa, paulina is a b*tch. hilarious listening to her put down the models.

23:00 - hey, we actually gotta fashion tip there, dont bite on ur back teeth or your face will be a square.

25:00 - do you think stacy ann is bill cosbys daughter?

26:00 - stretch taxi-limo? caryn just called it fab-cab? wtf.

27:00 - im told it said fab cab on the door.

28:00 - uh oh, fatima is callin marvita's face smushed, just like paulina did!

29:00 - i think selesha's commercial was a disaster. at least shes audible, unlike jaslene. but that commercial was bad, except for the rihanna name drop. and i dont even like her new hairdo.

30:00 - homeless youth issue fashion shoot! oh socially conscious tyra.

31:00 - competing for the most things i dont care about is marvita's former homelessness. say it with me: WE. DONT. CARE.

33:00 - i have no clue what jay means when he explains this concept. of course, i feel that half the shoots. i dont know why they just dont go out and own it...

35:00 - srsly, am i watching ANTM or MTV's Real World Road Rules Gauntlet Inferno XVIII? b/c what the f is all this silly drama?

36:00 - oh god, amis was laughably bad. she might stay around for that reason.

37:00 - i like katyrzinaaaa.

40:00 - tyra mail is the dumbest phrase ever. do you know who we have to thank for it? somebody from Survivor, which coined the term Tree-Mail. :(

42:00 - ruh roh, more kim high fashion money ranting shes cooked. and now fatima is telling the confessional maybe this isnt the place for kim. and rachel remarks, "maybe if people werent spending 2000 dollars on clothes, you wouldnt be poor in somalia!". BURN!

43:00 - Twiggy is gone. who will the new judge be?!?!?! i just nutted that its Paulina Portizkova!!! caryn claims to have nutted earlier b/c she called her "the new twiggy". rachel and i think that she meant that in the model sense. anyway, whyd twiggy quit? i think it was b/c she was exposed as a fraud by Victoria last season!
CB Note: Ahem: "21:00 - Paulina Porizkova!!! caryn says she's the new twiggy. i hope shes smarter than twiggy." What's so hard to understand...she's the new twiggy. No nut for Justin!

44:00 - aww tyra was homeless for a day for fun or something. i was too busy blogging.

45:00 - rachel is eagerly awaiting the "stunning revelation" of the episode still.

47:00 - allison is mucked, but she's one of the like 3 prettiest. sigh.

52:00 - STUNNING REVELATION!!!! there it is! kim doesn't believe in the designer expensiveness! LOL. she just said she doesn't find it interesting. the judges made shocked faces. the girls are stunned. I love it, Kim just insulted them all, but she's like "THIS IS SO SHALLOW I DO NOT WANT TO DO IT!"

55:00 - eliminating another anyway.

56:00 - im explaining how awesome Kim's exit was. she just insulted them all. it was as good as Victoria's talkback.

58:00 - omfg they're still being mad at the only hot girl, the pilates girl. calling her lopsided? f u miss j. and tyra is making snide gossip girl comments. want some "owning" tyra? well, Gossip Girl OWNS your stupid show biotch!

59:00 - we agree that tyra's accents are dumb.

60:00 - i wanna make a prediction that there will be a surprise non-elim, ala amazing race, since they are dusting 2 girls this ep.

61:00 - lol at kimberly's name still on miss j's jacket. great continuity catch caryn! they showed him ripping it off 5min ago lol. newbs.

62:00 - fatima and marvita made it. boooooo. yay for katyrzina.

63:00 - phew allison the hot girl stayed alive. final 2. caryn is hedging her bets as usual. im going with amis safe, rachel is going with amis elim. nut for me. and for caryn.

Ugly Bettyface Disc 1 Ep 4 (The real ep 4 we hope)

caryn: what else could it be besides episode 4? me: coudl be episode 5!!!

we getto finish bettyface before being tortured thru antm.

1:00 - prada trumps passion! daniel had his beej interrupted. and caryn nutted the stampede being for fasion.

2:00 - i cant believe im laughing at this oshi noshi yeshi scene.

3:00 - yay for more shakira references.

4:00 - i bet bettyface ends up with the gucci bag! rachel thinks britishwoman will get it for her.

10:00 - mroe anti HMO. still lovin it.

12:00 - i think that 25k spent in rio is gonna matter later too perhaps.

13:00 - dude, caryn and i need a universal remote. wheres the love walter?

15:00 - ooh, intrigue! in caleb's office at 1030! sounds like he mistook bettyface for julie cooper...

17:00 - "her" car. is it not faye!?!?!

19:00 - undying lvoe for feye on the musicbox. i nutted that. go back to the ep 1 blog i think. nuuuuuuuuuuuut.

20:00 - they are all going nuts in the closet. what was the point of signing up on the list???

21:00 - romance between betty and the accountant?

22:00 - nuts on the gucci bag for betty.

25:00 - will she sell it to earn money? or will she keep it?!

28:00 - the blogging is slowing down. im tiring out :(

31:00 - i love oshi's entourage too. sterio holder guy lol.

34:00 - caryn notes that its gonan be so sad to sell her bag bc its just like her mothers :(

35:00 - jesus, i hope shes getting mroe than 1 refill for that 4500 dollar bag!!!

36:00 - 15 refills! 3000 used :(

40:00 - the menudo / taquitos offer was hilarious.

45:00 - everyones guessing the roudn white food theyre gonna teach oshi. empanadas? tortillas? pancakes? white pizza? sugar cookies? cottage cheese (caryn and i wanna make clear that last one was rachel's)? i liek tortillas...

46:00 - mark's face is hilarious.

47:00 - Brazilian Butt lift! scandalous!!!

50:00 - the white tassel? really? isnt that some kind of trademark violation? its GOTTA be. lawrence? mike? anyway, dad usedto lvoe white castle as a kid. so did i. but itd make you sick. they are called Belly Bombers for a reason!

55:00 - justin, caryn, and rachel: "awwwwwwww". walter got betty the gucci knockoff!!!

57:00 - lol, they all think the knockoff is real. and she just duped mark!

60:00 -caryn is dismissing rome and the wire though. i wouldnt go that far. but it wasnt awful.

Ugly Bettyface Disc 1 Ep 3

why are we watching the 3rd str8 ep? b/c i dont want to watch americas next busted models with no personality... aka ANBMNP

1:00 - lemonade-iced tea is DELICIOUS!

2:00 - caryn and i tihnk that bunny is cute. mark disagrees. that mark sure is a good actor.

3:00 - we are wondering now if the discs mislabelled the epidoes 2 and 3. i think otherwise the last ep was fine except for that previously on wierdness. but the girls insist its odd taht bettyface is decorating her desk in ep 3.

4:00 - i just nutted what this blonde doign the Fashion channel thing is from -> Studio 60. she was one of hte writers, the one dating nate corrdry at the end. +1 for me.

5:00 - "first issue goes to press tommorow". So, last ep started with them beign pleased with how the first issue sold. which means, THEY MISLABELLED THE EPISODES ON THE DVD. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? how does NOBODY notice? that is just RIDICULOUS!

6:00 - i remember "the book" from Devil wears prada. Lol at this air brushing.

7:00 - "2 million dollar baby" - yuk yuk yuk.

8:00 - WHO STOLE HER BUNNY! omg, if somebody tried to steal little t or munchkin from me and caryn, heads would ROLL!

10:00 - aww, she got so thin she vanished, she agreed with bettyface. i bet bettyface convinsces her to do what she really wants!

15:00 - oh pre-crack whitney...

17:00 - mmm empanadas. better than noncaloric spacefood. so, i just though i nutted touched-up girl as lizzy kaplan, and i exclaimed out in triumph, but caryn says i was wrong. aww, i miss lizzy.

18:00 - why does he have fay summers key?! were they nutting together?! (the naught kind)

19:00 - oh em gee. her bunny is kidnapped and being ransomed!

20:00 - rachel tihnks mean secretary girl kidnapped hte bunny. caryn and i tihnk it was mark. betty is gonna do a great job with the book i bet!!

22:00 - lol, dad walked out ans asked if he missed something on the tella novella b/c the girls had a fight with gina hyena, and it WAS str8 out of something like ynr.

30:00 - sounds like a nutted soemthing happenign to the book! gjme imo.

33:00 - i tihnk they just made a "woman was masturbating with her showerhead" joke.

35:00 - i guess this is our gratuitous spicy hot latinas pulling their hair and wrestling scene...

43:00 - "and fifty cents!" lewl.

44:00 - britishwoman now sounds like a medieval peasant.

45:00 - lol at these bunny pictures. i dont know what i would do if little t was ransomed! i ebtter keep my eye on rachel!

46:00 - poor smelly bunny :(

50:00 - *boot* i will not torture you, the readers, with the sappy reasons why...

51:00 - i dont get it, why is daniel going to ipanema? did mike tell him there were lots of hot girls there?

52:00 - the bunny's stuffing is poking out everywhere >< its so sad.

54:00 - i like this nathalie girl. shes sweet.

55:00 - caryn thinks nathalie is gonna tell them to keep the unretoucheds! nut for caryn!

56:00 -

ep 3(2) has concluded. but not before rachel offered us the proverbial "nut that everyone else nutted 2 and a half episodes ago". yes rachel, the mysterious caller is Fay! ofc, the ony chance of it not being Fay is the ole "ooh ooh we intentionally made you think it was fay by pointing every clue in that direction, but now chekc out this switcheroo that was totally unnuttable b/c we didnt foreshadow it at all!!!!!"