ANTM Cycle whatever episode 2 feb 27

1:00 - jesus tyra, its wed nite and im watchign the cw. do you really think i wanted to hear about female genital mutilation at this particular moment? wasn't last season's ausbergers enuff?!?! and im prolly the best chance you have at getting somebody who wants to hear that on wednesday evening. what about the Smallville/OneTreeHill crowd?

2:00 - caryn wants me to note guy fieri commercial for tgifridays. are they gonna Kick it up a notch! was that guy's saying?

3:00 - we are eating fancy cupcakes fyi. and you guys are missing out!

4:00 - kim was totally a cheerleader in high school. and shes not even that pretty, but shes totally the prettiest of the bunch. and she says shes not dumb, but shes really down to earth. caryn disputes the dumb statement, noting that there's really no relationship between the descriptive terms dumb and down to earth.

5:00 - god i hope amis gets eliminated, bc i cant stand that name.

6:00 - OMG ITS THERE NEW APARTMENT MANSION SUITE. LETS YELL AND SCREAM AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

7:00 - so, there's 1 giant bed for them to sleep on. is this antm, or A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila?

8:00 - if you had the 8minute mark in the "when's the first genital mutilation testimonial" office pool, then you won this week! for the record, im taking the 5 minute mark for next week.

9:00 - they went outside to smoke, but i remember them not being allowed to smoke last season.... lol?

10:00 - "mr and mrs jay" - i laffed.

12:00 - badgley mishka!!!!

14:00 - rachel always thought badgley mishka was one guy, fyi.

15:00 - whoa, busted girl who got kicked off last season is so nervous, that she's calm! OMG!

16:00 - so far, only katyrzina owned it on her runway walk.

17:00 - props to kim for noting that fashion prices are ridic.

18:00 - amis just used the term "ragamuffin". i love her.

19:00 - ugly girl is SO BAD compared to heather.

20:00 - lol at marvita-fatima. i hope they both make it. theyre gonna always be bitchfighting. i would think itd drive tyra nuts seeing the black girls be so bitchy. oprah would never let that happen on The Big Give.

21:00 - Paulina Porizkova!!! caryn says she's the new twiggy. i hope shes smarter than twiggy.

22:00 - whoa, paulina is a b*tch. hilarious listening to her put down the models.

23:00 - hey, we actually gotta fashion tip there, dont bite on ur back teeth or your face will be a square.

25:00 - do you think stacy ann is bill cosbys daughter?

26:00 - stretch taxi-limo? caryn just called it fab-cab? wtf.

27:00 - im told it said fab cab on the door.

28:00 - uh oh, fatima is callin marvita's face smushed, just like paulina did!

29:00 - i think selesha's commercial was a disaster. at least shes audible, unlike jaslene. but that commercial was bad, except for the rihanna name drop. and i dont even like her new hairdo.

30:00 - homeless youth issue fashion shoot! oh socially conscious tyra.

31:00 - competing for the most things i dont care about is marvita's former homelessness. say it with me: WE. DONT. CARE.

33:00 - i have no clue what jay means when he explains this concept. of course, i feel that half the shoots. i dont know why they just dont go out and own it...

35:00 - srsly, am i watching ANTM or MTV's Real World Road Rules Gauntlet Inferno XVIII? b/c what the f is all this silly drama?

36:00 - oh god, amis was laughably bad. she might stay around for that reason.

37:00 - i like katyrzinaaaa.

40:00 - tyra mail is the dumbest phrase ever. do you know who we have to thank for it? somebody from Survivor, which coined the term Tree-Mail. :(

42:00 - ruh roh, more kim high fashion money ranting shes cooked. and now fatima is telling the confessional maybe this isnt the place for kim. and rachel remarks, "maybe if people werent spending 2000 dollars on clothes, you wouldnt be poor in somalia!". BURN!

43:00 - Twiggy is gone. who will the new judge be?!?!?! i just nutted that its Paulina Portizkova!!! caryn claims to have nutted earlier b/c she called her "the new twiggy". rachel and i think that she meant that in the model sense. anyway, whyd twiggy quit? i think it was b/c she was exposed as a fraud by Victoria last season!
CB Note: Ahem: "21:00 - Paulina Porizkova!!! caryn says she's the new twiggy. i hope shes smarter than twiggy." What's so hard to understand...she's the new twiggy. No nut for Justin!

44:00 - aww tyra was homeless for a day for fun or something. i was too busy blogging.

45:00 - rachel is eagerly awaiting the "stunning revelation" of the episode still.

47:00 - allison is mucked, but she's one of the like 3 prettiest. sigh.

52:00 - STUNNING REVELATION!!!! there it is! kim doesn't believe in the designer expensiveness! LOL. she just said she doesn't find it interesting. the judges made shocked faces. the girls are stunned. I love it, Kim just insulted them all, but she's like "THIS IS SO SHALLOW I DO NOT WANT TO DO IT!"

55:00 - eliminating another anyway.

56:00 - im explaining how awesome Kim's exit was. she just insulted them all. it was as good as Victoria's talkback.

58:00 - omfg they're still being mad at the only hot girl, the pilates girl. calling her lopsided? f u miss j. and tyra is making snide gossip girl comments. want some "owning" tyra? well, Gossip Girl OWNS your stupid show biotch!

59:00 - we agree that tyra's accents are dumb.

60:00 - i wanna make a prediction that there will be a surprise non-elim, ala amazing race, since they are dusting 2 girls this ep.

61:00 - lol at kimberly's name still on miss j's jacket. great continuity catch caryn! they showed him ripping it off 5min ago lol. newbs.

62:00 - fatima and marvita made it. boooooo. yay for katyrzina.

63:00 - phew allison the hot girl stayed alive. final 2. caryn is hedging her bets as usual. im going with amis safe, rachel is going with amis elim. nut for me. and for caryn.