Ugly Betty Disc 1 Ep 2

CB Note: Justin likes Ugly Bettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Justin likes Ugly Bettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

1:00 - so, having just watched ep 1, we all swear taht some of the "previously on" that lead off ep 2 were NOT in ep 1.

2:00 - lol at betty gettin bounced!

3:00 - ooh, its trendy and fendi!

4;00 - the late fay summers? is that hte woman that she was talking to?

5:00 - funny bf is playing dance dance revolution yo. word. true dat.

6:00 - ugh, i cant blieve i laughed at the "out til 945" joke.

7:00 - for just 2 days! i dont think that one would work with caryn. and this kid dances better than mike i bet.

8:00 - what is walter from?! i wish caryn would imdb him alrdy!!!

9:00 - so we imdbd him. didnt recognize anything. only lil black book with brittany murphy. caryn thinks maybe hes from commercials.

10:00 - why is caleb being mean to daniel. does he want him to fail?

11:00 - does bettyface know that her nephew is totally flaming gay?

12:00 - rachel is bundled under the red fleece. she looks like a giant blonde raspberry.

13:00 - hilda the Herbalux saleswoman is giving bettyface tips!

14:00 - betty has to change? dont change who you are bettyface!!!

15:00 - i just wanted to mention, that with no time guidance, i finished last ep at 57:00, only 3 minutes off from what it would have really been on tv. gg no re!

17:00 - more HMO bashing, i love it.

18:00 - awww, its sweaty betty!

19:00 - Fabu isn't even one word.

22:00 - he tampered with Fay's steering?! why did he try ot kill hsi ex editor?!

23:00 - harvard-yale, the biggest college football game of the year? did i get lost on the way home and end up in 1834?

25:00 - rachel stop laughing at the blog, we are supposed to be sad at this emotional moment!

28:00 - i like her heart belt. looks sexah. caryn is making some lude and rude comments, which i do not want to repeat on this family blog.

30:00 - rachel nutted vinny biacnhi as bettyface's dad's friend 3 secs before the reveal. it counts!!!

32:00 - ROFL! its Billy, the visionary Director behind such films as Queens Boulevard and Medeillan!!!

33:00 - this bettyface sure is a sly persuader!

34:00 - calalillies?! know who liekd calalillies.... duncan's wife from Big Shots (surprisingly enoyable show)!

35:00 - i love thsi ethnic betty rap music.

36:00 - caryn predicts that betty is gonna bring Billy a sandwish! (rachel wants credit for predicting this too)

37:00 - oh no, they are EBaying Fay's death car! what will caleb do?

38:00 - lol, daniel ignores and is mean to betty in front of the hot girls.

39:00 - nut for the girls.

40:00 - lemme take this moment ot say that i made an amazing nut at Deifnitely, Maybe, aka Absolutely, Sorta but caryn otunutted me by 5-10 minutes :(

41:00 - real woman DO get pms!!! lemem tell ya! at least, that's waht dave tells me. mike says its not much of a problem once your girlfriend has gone thru menopause...

43:00 - uh oh, betty's getting a Herbalux makeover!

44:00 - makeover episode btw. so betty was ugly for all of 90minutes? i like her hairdresser tho.

45:00 - caryn wants me to take that previous statement back. instead of a ANTM makeover, betty is just ghetto-fab.

46:00 - rachel thinks she appeals to the Queens community. Bough-ist!

47:00 - shakira shakira!!! i love the way she shakes it. can i get an estoy aqui?! cus caryn's hips dont lie!

48:00 - line of hte ep: "it looks as if Queens threw up". what was she looking at, New jersey? caryn and rachel think this joke stunk :(

50:00 - miss america was being mena to bettyface. she should say that at least she didnt get DQd for sleeping wit hthe judges! im now debating whether to refer to willhlemina as miss america or paula abdul...

52:00 - is it me, or does every book.movie make fashion mag people seem like total d-bags?

54:00 - look its another sad scene! look, im laughing instead of crying!

55:00 - we agree that Billy isn't gonna be tricked.

56:00 - he forgot something, now bettyface will save the day. tho watching plastic girl pretend to be betty is lol.

57:00 - fyi, dave is from queens.

58:00 - caryn feels bad for paula, b/c she just wants to impress her daddio.

59:00 - audible "awwwws" when betty asked for that matchbook.

60:00 - rachel thinks that caleb doth protest too much! rachel sure is perceptive!

61:00 - speaking of pms, looked like paula needs to take some Annuale!! (great snl skit this past weekend)

62:00 - YEA! awesome "DDR" scene to end the ep! what's DDR you ask? apparently, its waht the kool kidz like rachel call dance dance revolution.