Gossip Girl 11/7/07

1:00 - who is the girl chuck was watching at the burlesque club? was it blair? nobody else on the show has that color hair. caryn said it first.

2:00 - lol at nate getting in trouble for his dad's drugs. pretty hilarious. dad is not gonne flush the bag. he's hooked.

3:00 - waldorf is a funny word. its also the name of a salad at CPK.

4:00 - these 2 are so bad at making out. they complaining about bricks. witty car comment dan, forsooth! that you have no backseats in which to deflower your women!

5:00 - oh little j. nate is so lying about not meaning it. i like blair's headribbon.

caryn is pausing to make the following observation based on appearances:

S's mom = kiki
Rufus = sandy
Nate with his shaggy hair = ryan
S = marisa
B = mean summer from the early years
D = "very obviously seth cohen"

caryn rests her case. me: is little j little coop, or my favorite, taylor townsend? caryn thinks bart bass looks like caleb, but that makes his affair with kiki a little aaaaawkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

6:00 - and chuck is oliver.

8:00 - Negative Three? Was that simon cowell judging D's performance?

9:00 - chuck is one of my favorite characters, only b/c hsi scenes often involve hot scantily clad women who like to make out with 17 year olds who they want to be their sugardaddies.

10:00 - on the subject of tying cherry stems in your mouth, i was able to unwrap a starburst with my tongue in HS. I always did it to show off to Kelly Schaeffer in French class. unfortch, she was never too impressed.

11:00 - Chuck is totally gonna rat out his dad.

12:00 - oh look, N's dad was buying drugs. let me scroll up for a moment to my entry at 2:00. im back. and yes, it was a nut.

25:00 - somehow fell 14minutes behind again >< Caryn never lets me Info!!

26:00 - i predict that D and S do not have sex in this empty apartment. caryn agrees. hopefully they show S topless. oh look,windowgirl is home. and she brought us a nut!

27:00 - V is so gonna be the jealous girl. D is so clueless. S wants to talk about the sex, not V. here they go again. oh look, Rufus got home, and he brought us another nut.

28:00 - thx for ratting your dad out chuck. let me scroll up to 11:00... im back. thanks for the nut chuck.

30:00 - N rats out dad. shoulda nutted this. pwnd! will mom believe him? im concerned about N's mom. somebody needs to make sure she pulls her head out of the sand ot breathe every few minutes.

31:00 - caryn thinks D was watching porn. caryn was right. except, it was art cinema.

32:00 - V is so jealous. trying to sabotage S and D. she's a bitch. D toss her to the curb! but you wont, b/c youre dumb.

33:00 - little j is gonna tell B that N still wants S. bank on it.

34:00 - consider it banked.

35:00 - and B dismisses little j. even tho little j was a good friend and told B the truth and hwo her bf dun loves her. B is a dumdum. hopefully rootbeer flavored tho.

36:00 - caryn: "wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

37:00 - N and S had some real hot sex back in the day. and this scene is hilarious. D asked some good questions!

38:00 - is the dad high? funny.

39:00 - i just nutted that the asian chick wasnt chuck's dad's gf. well done me! caryn thinks she might be the girl dancing later as well.

40:00 - whoops on that chuck-lily thing. :(

41:00 - lol at the convenient presence of that cop car. and l.o.l. at nate ratting out his dad for the drugs.

46:00 - is blair out-acting marisa cooper during this crying scene with N? i cant tell.

48:00 - are D and S gonna do it in the candle room?! i predict no, something stops them.

49:00 - B wants to escape at the burlesque show. caryn is staring a dead-on first minute nut in the eye!

50:00 - i have decided to refer to caryn the rest of the night at "The Chipmunk". b/c she is finding her share of nuts tonite!

51:00 - caryn: are blair and chuck gonna nut? the survey says yes, by january, if not this month.

54:00 - oh rufus. giving her the attitude. when she is vulnerable and would nut you.

55:00 - did S and D do it? apparently, they did. tragic for my 48:00.

56:00 - hold the horses. i see some hesitation... like Cameron in 10 Things after the party after Alex Mack kisses him in his car, i am ........ BACK IN THE GAME!!!!!

57:00 - . . . did they do it? i cant tell. it looks like they didnt. caryn says they didnt... [in voice of spanish soccer announces] NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

58:00 - they picked him up for possession, and then decided to charge him with the embezzlement and fraud they'd also been investigating? seems odd.

59:00 - little j goes to see mom?! will she come home?!

59:30 - Didnt take long to find those 51:00 nuts. i knew i shoulda been mroe bold with my timeline. caryn notes the irony of B saving herself for N then nutting Chuck. i like this song that is playing.

xoxo,
nutblogger