Wednesday, November 28, 2007

11/28/07 ANTM

I'm getting a later start but so far we know this: the episode started with some "heather had to have her lines read b/c of her disease" stuff, and now she keeps getting lost on her way to her Go-C's. this certainly is a set up for a heather dismissal, but perhaps she'll escape like 2 weeks ago.

on another note, did we miss last week's episode? who got eliminated? caryn says she didnt miss it and lisa got eliminated. but i think i saw lisa get eliminated, and i didnt watch last week. caryn tells me there was more heather and disease stuff. see, on the one hand they would eliminate her with all this talk, but on the other, they love this "plotline". this show is such a crock. its a crock-pot. without the good food. caryn agrees with my above sense that the standard cues are pointing towards a heather elim this week. who got eliminated 2 weeks ago if lisa got eliminated last week? caryn says ambreal. i think i saw this episode, but i totally dont remember. what was the task? oh, the desert shoot. ok, back to the show!

17:00 - dinner is rdy. caryn cooked again. next monday she'll be making her Super-Speial-Secret-Chili-Of-Ownage, or as i like to call it, SSSCOO.

18:00 - selesha got booked!!!

19:00 - jenna had a terrible walk. she looked like a model. huh? is this America's Next Top Something Else? am i watching the wrong channel?

20:00 - every time they say Go-C i wanna slap them. it sounds like a baby-word.

22:00 - heather rolled home 40 minutes late. on top of repeatedly getting lost. she is so toast.

23:00 - apparently there are only 5 girls left. thank god. that means theres only 3 more episodes after this!!!

24:00 - cool reward to the challenge at least.

25:00 - caryn fast forwarded thru the Jaslene commercial. shame. i love making fun of those.

29:00 - nigel is gonna shoot them! if we're lucky, they'll let me "shoot" him after...

33:00 - uh oh! jenna did not deliver today!!! if heather "owns" her shoot she may stay!

35:00 - well its up in the air. apparently, heather had greatness, but as ningel was shooting it, she would pull away from it. thanks jay, english plz now? what the f does that mean?!?

36:00 - its wide open, heather may be saved by a) jenna's poor performance, and b) jenna's "peanut gallery" moment. consensus bottom 2.

42:00 - i dont like chantals picture at all. silly judges.

43:00 - i dont like bianca's either.

44:00 - Jenna's up! they liekd her picture. "however", her sense of humor (sarcasm) comes off as arrogant, according to nigel.

45:00 - selesha's pic was my fav by far. now *that* is a good picture. awesome pose. she'll be challenge winner.

46:00 - caryn hopes heather goes home. "oohs" and "aahs" at heather being so late, and only making it to 1 Go-C. heather's walk is awful. they all like her picture mostly.

53:00 - official predictions pre panel prediction: the modus operandi says that heather is gone. However, i think they'll want to keep milking that "whatever its called disease" storyline. im predicting that jenna's goose is broiled. Caryn: Jenna eliminated, hoping its heather.

56:00 - official post panel prediction: jenna gone. Caryn: "i dont wanna!"

57:00 - temporary point - on all this personality complaints about jenna and her screwing it up with clients... what about heather's disease, lateness, eye contact, social awkwardness etc. i mean seriously, if this is really something that matters than stop being so ridiculous.

58:00 - nutted selesha's win. caryn is officially lobbing in a "heather gets eliminated prediction"

59:00 - nutted the final 2.0. caryn: ya know, carrie dee made an offensive joke to Nigel in her season and won. she said he had a stick up his butt!

60:00 - There's a nut hanging from a tree. who will grab it???

Caryn will. Her victory speech: "Never go against the editing." She's right, gotta stick with the "they tell you who gets elimmed in the first 5 min theory.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

your blogging of antm makes me enjoy it so much MORE!!
my thoughts:
i like chantal and bianca a lot. i wanted heather to stay because i found her entertaining. jenna's personality (or lack thereof) doesn't do much for me. saleisha is very PRETTY but i find her sort of squealing/baby-talking peppiness grating/irritating. sadly i often don't agree with the winner. i wanted joanie over danielle and danielle's my life as a cover girl commercials did NOT show any improvement in her ability to speak. i wanted eva to win, that cycle i was happy with the result. but i wasn't rooting for jaslene either though i can't remember who she was up against, and same for naima. i don't think i was rooting for nicole either! the judges suck at picking top models!
anyway i think bianca and saleisha have the best chances of winning but i'm rooting against saleisha because she just rubs me the wrong way. AND it was catty when she wouldn't tell bianca the next go-see was upstairs! yes, its go-see, justin, as in go see and be seen.

Caryn said...

I agree that the judges dont get it right a lot. I mean, none of the top models are actually famous, so what does that say! I haven't watched all the cycles but I remember wanting Nicole to win. I REALLY wanted Joanie to win over Danielle (who's commercials did suck). I wanted Carrie-Dee to win. I wanted the blonde girl (the Hawaiian with the baby) to win last cycle but she was kicked off 3rd to last) - I can't even listen to Jaslene speak anymore.

As for the final 4:
-I like Jenna. I think she has consistently taken good pictures and I like people who are sarcastic! That "peanut gallery" commenting tho was not cool.
-Chantal: I like her, but I definitely don't think she has what it takes. Her pictures have never blown me away and she's too smiley/perky. They usually like someone who gives some 'tude.
-Bianca: Has always bothered me. She has been bitchy throughout the season and has constantly talked smack about Heather. She has been getting better, but I don't think she's a top model!
-Saleisha: I have liked her since the beginning, tho she does bother me a little bit. I hated that she tried to take the only big bed last week and was like, no I'm not going to share the bed with you and then made fun of Heather for getting angry that she had nowhere to sleep. What a bitch! Also it wasn't cool of her not to tell Bianca about the next go-see since it wasn't really going to take Bianca much time to find it. She has this bubbly sugary sweet demeanor and then does these bitchy things! But her pictures have been pretty good and she did SO good on the commercial shoot whereas everyone else struggled.

So, I guess my top two are Jenna and Saleisha. But based on how things are going, it will prob be Saleisha and Bianca, unless they want the last two to look more different and have one of the blondes in there. Who knows, they're crazy!