ANTM November 7, 2007

bummer. there is an episode of antm this week, and caryn is making me blog it for you, the readers.

2:00 - caryn already has her prediction on who is going home - sarah the former plus-size girl, who was accused of losing weight. as usual, caryn bases her prediction on the events in the first 5minutes and what they show us then withthe girls talking/yapping/being mean/crying/etc. Caryn has successfully predicted the eliminated girl for what seems like weeks, if not months. check the archives, but i dont think this foolproof method has failed yet.

3:00 - hot, or not? hotornot.com was the AWESOMEST website back in college. let's see if its still around... it is.

4:00 - george michael? lionel richie? am i supposed ot be impressed tyra? b/c im not. face it, youre no alicia silverstone.

5:00 - caryn: "tyra looks badass walking in front of her gaggle of models."

5:30 - ambreal looks so unconvincing.

6:00 - heather is hilarious on this wall slide. teh 2nd girl stinks too. so does lisa. apparently, tyra does have talent - bc she looked MUCH sexier than these girls.

7:00 - oo kneepads...... BJ test?

8:00 - chantal said the crawl looked easy... it looked ot me like she was in the Thriller video...

9:00 - i dont know what was nice about heather. although, watching bianca bitch about it was good. It just goes to show that Victoria told it like it was - the producers and tyra already have their storylines set. Frankly, is this show any less scripted than The Hills? I think not...

18:00 - i fellt 7 minutes behind. whoops.

19:00 - "Tim Burton-esque sexuality" Tyra? really? what. the. fuck. does that mean? I enjoyed Nightmare Before Christmas, but there was nothing sexy about it...

20:00 - lol girl weight fight with sarah and bianca. bodes well for caryn's theory.

23:00 - I cant believe that a guy who shoots Enrique videos shoots 50 Cent videos? 50 Cent tries to be so much tougher than he actually is. isn't he supposed to quit music bc Kanye nutted his ass?

24:00 - caryn agrees with selesha. Enrique is a hottie. i think i saw some of the girls reach for their kneepads.

24:30 - more plus-size model talk.

25:00 - caryn cant believe what they are wearing. i dont see the problem...

26:00 - wait, they just pick a girl out of the blue? they dont shoot a scenen then pick who is best? thats kinda ridiculous isnt it?

27:00 - we paused to guess who it is. we do know that he said he wanted a "gothic look." I so think its gonna be Heather. Caryn agrees. a) b/c of the goth thing, and b) b/c Tyra wants to have lesbian sex with Heather.

28:00 - nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu --- whoops. it was Lisa.

29:00 - semi-nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. Heather gets a shot to be the 2nd feature, bc of her "vampire vibe". what a joke this show is.

30:00 - blonde girl (jenna?) looked hot. heather looked scary, in scene 1.

31:00 - chantal is just standing there. im unimpressed. she didnt "own" the scene. everyone uses that term. W.T.F. does it mean. what a useless expression. its like when a court says "b/c of policy we should do this" but it doesnt explain wtf it means.

32:00 - ambreal's wall slide was pretty good.

33:00 lisa did good in her first scene.

34:00 - this is actually a cool and interesting challenge btw.

35:00 - weightgirl doesnt like being naked in music videos. well, you gotta be naked in them, b/c it sure isnt about the music. just ask _TV (formerly known as MTV).

36:00 - ohnoes! heather is sick. bad working conditions!!! on-set medic! heather blows her big chance! will she get baleeted for it?! hopefully she is sick and sues CW and Tyra for this. LET THE MODELS EAT!

37:00 - whoa they are calling an ambulance. caryn thinks she looks scary. at least she's "owning" that goth look i guess.

39:00 - i just told rachel via gchat that i am "owning" the blogging on this episode.

40:00 - they gave heather some gatorade. its just like football!

41:00 - bianca is a riot. heather is gorgeous, but she cant "live a model's life," what's that mean? Heather doesnt have the fortitude to not eat, do lines of cocaine, and party til 3am every night? do i have that right? kate moss, what do you think?

Kate Moss: correct, justin.

42:00 - chantal isnt nervous, she was given her body and her face to do this!!! im gonna be honest, it was all kind of chance. She's lucky that the "pretty" sperm beat the "ugly" sperm that fateful night in the trailer park.

45:00 - wtf tyra. that was not the hoochie thing from ambreal. just hating on ambreal. notice how director guy doesnt buy the stupid spin.

46:00 - i ejoyed the selesha and sarah scene. lesbiansssssssssssssssssss. more body talk from Nigel.

47:00 now theyre sayig she was self conscious i the film and looked embarassed. except, they showed takes clearly when it wasnt "action". like they are sitting there waiting for the director to call action so sarah is lookign around, then he calls action, and her and selesha look great. such bs.

47:30 -heather looks so scary and not hot at the end of her clip. im jsut not buying the praise.

48:00 - biancas pose with the chain was def hot.

49:00 - so, who will go home? looks like sarah, ambreal, or chantal. ambreal shoulda got eliminated last week, so she has to be a prime candidate.

50:00 - they are critiquing now. btw, they cheered ambreal on set after her wallslide.

51:00 - director: "heather stepped up, better than we anticipated." If you didnt anticipate much, why'd you give her the special part the?!?!

52:00 - more plus size model critique of sarah. its so her and ambreal in the final 2, guaranteed.

53:00 - id predict ambreal gets eliminated, but there has been too much plus-size sarah griping this episode. She's gone. Caryn is predicting ... as i turn to ask caryn who she predicts, ambreal actually escapes as the 4th girl from the bottom, making this decision muuuuuuuuch easier for caryn - who is going to stick with her original Sarah prediction.

54:00 - caryn is claiming she owuldnt have had ambreal in her bottom 2. she's so full of it.

56:00 - im so glad i stuck with the sarah prediction. Caryn is right. the theme for who is eliminated is always given in the first 5 minutes, and repeatedly harped on for the entire episode. Sarah is so gone. Id bet the peanut butter factory on this nut.

58:00 bingo bango. caryn is singing our favorite JT song (nut me a river).

59:00 - poor sarah. i hate tyra. and nigel.especially nigel.

60:00 - caryn and i think chantal looks good in the vid, and heather looked BAD. ambreal looked good. we like the song btw. lisa looked good. sodid hte 3 girls on the couch.

vooooodoooooo,
nutblogger