Monday, February 23, 2009

Heroes Feb 23

Heroes twice in one day... The pain... its unbearable...

1:00 - mm, thin mints! yay girl scouts!

2:00 - these 3 are the dumbest criminals ever? i feel like they would end upon Weekend Update.

3:00 - i got confused. i thought they'd captured HRG, whats he doing at a bar?
CB Note: The subtleties of replaying events go over J's head.
RK Note: LOL
LB Note: You know a show is going downhill when they start replaying scenes from previous episodes in their entirety to "recap".

4:00 - and how about this bartender - this guy passes out, and 3 dudes show up out of nowhere and drag him out of the bar... suuuuuuuuuuure.
CB Note: A guy who you think is new in town, staying at the hotel, and doesn't have a place to live.
RK Note: This show SUCKS!

5:00 - nice deal for hrg. severance pay and a golden parachute. like any good CEO of a failed Company deserves...
RK Note: This made me laugh out loud, I'm such a dork. Good thing the Company wasn't taking government funds, as golden parachutes are now banned under the new Treasury Guidelines and the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.

6:00 - for some reason, i have to watch Heroes and blog it. but cb gets to look at Israel pictures. seems unfair to me...
CB Note: I was trying to upload pictures so I can get them printed. I have tried to do this 2 other times since we got back in August. Once, I added all the pictures I wanted to this uploader program and at some point my computer rebooted and I had to start over. At some point I did, went through maybe 6 of the 10 days worth of pictures and uploaded them. But apparently this website I use deletes pictures after 6 weeks. So they were gone and I had to start over again. I'm just trying to get it done before the year anniversary of our trip! Heroes seemed like the perfect time to do it!

7:00 - im hungry. i wish i had a pez. or a reeses peanut butter cup.

8:00 - oh mohinder, always the voice of caution. except last season of course, Mr. Cocoon.

9:00- that was a newb crossword hrg was doing. NYT for life yo.
RK Note: I can't even do a crossword puzzle that isn't an NYT, they're so lame

10:00 - also, since im always complaining, i suppose i should say that, conceptually, this episode at least has potential to be good. no worries, however, im sure it wont be.

11:00 - sure looks like nathan is using claire to blackmail hrg into helping him.

12:00 - omg, cb just opened the picture of the Devil's Ass!!!! (put it in a cbnote babe)
CB Note:

LB Note: Kibbutz ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



13:00 - what's behind that locked door? is it molly? (in an apartment on the upper west side, rk thinks, "who is molly?")
RK Note: I know who Molly is! I can keep the characters on THIS show straight, its not like Rome where it's so boring and everyone lookes the same

14:00 - only so much crossword puzzles you can do, hrg? first of all, just not true. second, for a guy who supposedly does a lot of crosswords, that was a wussy one you were doing!
CB Note: Yay for crosswords!
Rk Note: Love crosswords.
LB Note: He should try some KenKen

15:00 - why is parkman yelling at peter, lol.

16:00 - i just figured how who these 3 bumbling criminals remind me of. its like im watching adam sandler, brendan fraser, and steve buscemi in...
CB Note: Airheads! I loved that movie!!!
RK Note: I don't think I ever saw that! I should! I love Steve Buscemi.

17:00 - go ahead, think it over, give it a guess.

18:00 - give up?

19:00 - AIRHEADS!!!!!!

20:00 - should cb and i watch tonite's House after this even though we wont see last week's til its online tommorow?
CB Note: Spoiler note - we watched it!!!! :)
LB Note: Why are you not blogging House!?!?

21:00 - nice job peter flying outta there!

22:00 - my first thought was that he shoudla had mindreading from parkman. but then i remembered he now has to touch to get a power. cb was perplexed also. now cb thinks he had nathans last. i just cant remember.
CB Note: He had Nathan's from when Ali made that stupid meeting and ended up getting screwed. He wa holding Nathan with a gun to his head, then flew off. So I guess he hasn't even accidentally touched Mohinder or Parkman. Not likely!
RK Note: SO STUPID!

23:00 - hrg sure dont like the military guy! i bet they have a falling out, and hrg caps his rear.

24:00 - did we see this mohinder-hrg scene a few eps ago? after peter got out of the car? i cant remember. or wait, was that hrg capturing mohinder? i dont remember. i thought hrg helped set up mohinder in like ep 2? lalala.

25:00 - hrg escaped.... cb called them newbs. i just think they are airheads.

26:00 - SAVE TEH TAXPAYER. SAVE TEH WORLD. YARRRGH!!!

27:00 - convenient that peter returned at that moment.
CB Note: And landed on that exact car.
LB Note: This was the most bizarre scene ever. So dumb.

28:00 - cb knew they were gonna re-catch hrg. bc she figured we'd get to see rest of the memories.

29:00 - omg a funny line! "it turns out he was still middle management"

30:00 - hrg is meeting bad guy. cb and i decided to makeout a lil. then i stopped to get back to blogging, and she told me the making out was better than Heroes.
RK Note: Um, I sure HOPE the making out was better than Heroes. My root canal was better than Heroes.

31:00 - i wish we could watch The Dollhouse instead. for that matter, i wish cb would go back to watching Buffy on hulu with me. we were on like season 2 ep 17! oh willow you hottie!

32:00 - commercial: "cant wait to see whats next on heroes??? you can..." i think the commercial coulda stopped right there. frankly, i could wait forever... and ever... and ever ever... IM SORRY MISS JACKSON!!
RK Note: Can we please just quit? This is horrendous.

33:00 - peter - dont be a moron. just kill this dbag.

34:00 - nathan showed up. cb said, he got there fast!! i was like, he flew! then dbag was like "howd you get here so fast?!" and we lolled.
LB Note: LOL. They're probably setting up for when army dude discovers nathan has powers and turns on him...or as the scenes from the next week said, "goes rogue." Also, creepy that he has his own place monitored...methinks someone is secretly videotaping his female friends and putting them on the itnernet...

35:00 - way to shoot him in the arm peter, you wuss. what are you, a nurse? you couldnt last 5 minutes with House.

36:00 - is daphne really alive....?!?!

37:00 - what a great plan these idiots have... sit in the room and wait to get caught lol. i was originally positive they had already moved rooms to a different place.

38:00 - how did daphne survive getting shot in the chest 5x?
RK Note: Preposterous

39:00 - great job mohinder. way to hold them up for 30 seconds. also, didnt they shoot him like 10 times judging by the sound effects, but just pull 2 things out? i dont thnk Heroes would have won the oscar for best sound editing, or sound mixing.

40:00 - cb is all confused. i cant tell if its bc shes not paying attention, or bc she really couldnt tell that peter threw that exploding canister thingy in order to save parkman.
CB Note: I was on Israel Day 3.
LB Note: Was Israel Day 3 the day we had Mall #2 falafel?

41:00 - it kinda looked like hrg may have wanted peter to save parkman. couldnt tell.

42:00 - nathan, youre such a good guy. pro containment instead of execution. great plan! and a formula to take away powers. didnt mohinder spend a season trying to do that?

43:00 - dbag is complaining about hrg violating protocol. he totes wanted parkman to get saved!
RK Note: He totally did, but this show is so bad its not even fun to make nuts about it.

44:00 - the rest of that scene was gibberish though.

45:00 - good thing nobody noticed mama p sitting right there. these govt guys are newbs too.

46:00 - what's mama plotting?! wasnt she telling hrg 4 weeks ago she was through!
LB Note: It all has to do with that watch somehow. Save the watch, save the world...

47:00 - "they better not be hiding out at isaac's apartment" - cb. they are TOTES there!
LB Note: YOu'd think they'd have figured out to monitor Isaac's apartment by now!

48:00 - omg. a giant explosion painted on the floor!!! how will they stop it?!?!? recycle more plots please.
CB Note: He literally just painted over Isaac's original season 1 exploding NYC with the DC skyline.
RK Note: Really, no one has done anything with Isaac's apartment since he died a long time ago? That is valuable real estate, you'd think the landlord would want to rent the place out again.

it is an absolute crime that this show hasnt been cancelled, but Pushing Daisies was. im so close to boycotting all television.
They cancelled Veronica Mars and not this? They cancelled Arrested Development and not this? They cancelled Reunion and not this? They cancelled Kidnapped and not this? They cancelled The Nine and not this? I could go on and on and on about the injustices of television.

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