Thursday, November 20, 2008

Nov 17 HEROES!!! (including the... NUT OF THE YEAR!)

0:00 - mm, this apple salad is delicious. whats an apple salad you ask? well, its apples, caryns vinaigrette, craisins, and nuts. why are we having an apple salad you ask? well thats bc we were going to have a regular salad, but it turns out our bag of spinach was expired, and all we had left were the apples!

1:00 - ouch, i bit my cheek ><

2:00 - i just find the whole "pinehearst" thing hilarious. i mean, season 1 was about hte malevolent "company" only it was called primatech. now its pinehearst. SERIOUSLY come up with something new.

3:00 - omg its an eclipse!

4:00 - did we know arthur had sylar's moving stuff power? where he get that one? im so lost.
CB Note: First of all, Arthur took all of Peter's powers, of which that was one. Secondly, Arthur has the same ability to get other people's powers (like Peter and now Sylar), as we discussed last week.

5:00 - it looks like he took hiro's memory!! and also, wtf was with ando going all Matrix on that jump attack? seriously, he never woulda looked that cool trying to go karate style.

6:00 - those american style waffles looked awful. speaking of, i cant wait to go to Maureens when we visit my fam this weekend. best diner breakfast food ever. epic. you guys gotta come visit sometime and go with us.

7:00 - oh 10year old hiro. also, arthur shoudla kinda know hiro bc takei was in the group.

8:00 - the hunger is about power, not killing. duh. oh arthur sure can teach him! that devious one. it looked like he used Daph's power to speed back.

9:00 empathy, really? what is this, 11th grade english class?

10;00 - i want more apple salad, fyi.

11:00 - omg elle vaporized sylar!!!! umm, wtf no. so silly.

12:00 - hayden has a plan. lol. some awful acting and dialogue in that scene.

13:00 - caryn was less than impressed with her plan... which, to summarize, was "say a bad one liner then jump out a window"
CB Note: Yea, I don't really get what sort of "plan" that was considering all it did was show them which direction to run after her and Peter...and didn't even stall them.

14:00 - i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are approaching Prison Break levels of awfulness.

15:00 - "probably just a coincidence" huh Mohinder? do you not know the logo to this show?
CB Note: Mohinder needs to go away. He's as useless and unentertaining and Majah was. And at least she wore low cut tops (yea, I said it.)

16:00 - huh? a person is the catalyst? i don't get it.

17:00 - that person in the bed sure ended up worse off than mohinder.... i mean... umm. pretend you didnt know that plot inconsistency.

18:00 - i thought sylar got vaporized... wtf, theyre not even gonna try to explain that scene?
CB Note: Apparently, you've forgotten when Sylar took Claire's head off and got her power. Reading this blog would be more useful and entertaining if the blogger actually remembered big plot points!

19:00 - all ghost towns have ghosts.... perceptive, daphers.

20:00 - yes daph, get a nurse in the weird abandoned building.

21:00 - uh oh, claire and peter are in the sewers. i hope they dun meet no Mutant Ninja Turtles...

22:00 - peter, you numbnuts, you got yelled at like 5 episodes ago for mucking up the future and getting rid of that one already i think.

23:00 - BETTER DIALOGUE PLEASE!!! omg, this show seriously need's B's writers.
CB Note: That's a reference to Gossip Girl, since none of you watch that show :)

24:00 - i cant believe claire's plan didn't save her.

25:00 - on second thought, those waffes look pretty good right now...

26:00 - why did arthur take hiro's memory and leave him as a 10 year old? fyi, significant?

27:00 - well done for "i did it" part 2. and 10 year old hiro was kinda funny i thought. caryn says it was stupid. the thing is, it kinda was, but still was the highlight of this ep... kind of like the nikki/paulo episode of season 3 lost...
CB Note: I really don't get how you're comparing anything in this episode with that Lost ep...

28:00 - im watching elle fry sylar. is this Heroes? or a low budget horror movie starring paris hilton and freddie prinze jr?

29:00 - i bet sylar doesn't kill her. you can bill that nut fyi.
CB Note: You can bill it under the code: obvious.

30:00 - nathan scene with arthur. i had to rewind. i kind of slept through it. seriously, this show needs to get it together, bc pretty soon im gonna consider Mariokart a better option.

31:00 - who is born with the talent to lead a nation? is that like a super secret power?

32:00 - arthur is asking nathan to save the world together. i asked caryn "what is it they are saving the world from?" tbh, i dont know.

33:00 - i love vm, but im totally not feeling this emotional sylar and elle scene. frankly, these writers should have stayed on strike.

34:00 - so sylar a) empathy healed her? and b) took her powers without killing her? at least that was cool. caryn, officially, is pro elle and sylar relationship.

35:00 - that peter trick was pathetic. it was so obvi.

41:00 - caryn is chanting "makeout makeout makeout" for elle and sylar. and this whole "elle teaching him to shoot his electricity scene" is RIDICULOUS. what is he, 10, and learning to throw his first pitch?

42:00 - whats arthurs plan?!

43:00 - nathan, SAVE IT FROM WHAT?!?!

44:00 - ohmigod this nikki and nathan scene is terrible. why is this show so bad, why? at least nathan had a good one liner i guess.

45:00 - id like to do more than scratch ali larter's back. just sayin'...

46:00 - cool parkman-angela scene. finally... and daph. finally. cool one. i think that arthur did that to him in angela's mind. hes totes not gonna trust daphers no more.

53:00 - a) daphne is totally my fav character. b) wtf, how does she "love" matt - shes known him for like 3 episodes. c) when they were hugging, i was worried he was going to eat her...

54:00 - whaaaaaaaaaaaat, are you kidding me? arthur just lets angela go? thats ridiculous. come on. seriously, who could possibly buy that?

55:00 - THIS PLACE IS EMPTY. stop going to get doctors!

56:00 - how did peter and claire get here?

57:00 - caryn notes that peter is totally more believable when he tells parkman hes telling the truth mind to mind rather than speaking...

58:00 - caryn has mohinders new awesome name: WOLFMAN! hey, its hideous guy again. why oh why couldnt that have happened to mohinder?

59:00 - fyi, this show was awesomely cooler then 9th Wonders was part of the plot.

60:00 - caryn points out, and i agree, that isaac is dead, and this was his comic. how does it have hiro getting power mucked? further, didnt like isaac get out the last issue to save the world in season 1 just in time? how was he drawing season 3? PATHETIC.

61:00 - A THIRD PIECE OF THE FORMULA!!!! nice twist Heroes. its the catalyst, in the person from season 1!!! and mama p says its hidden in the blood of a person! i have this totally nutted. i am going ALL IN for Claire. first, the camera cut right to a face shot of her. second, and more importantly, when sylar took her power, he said something to the affect of "oh my claire, you really dont realize how important or special you are..."

remind me to point to this entry during the finale, and shout triumphantly... BILL IT!!!

62:00 - well, its a mighty good thing that i paused to write that previous long entry... bc...

BILL IT!!!!

NUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTTEROO!!!!!
CB Note: I'm still in it with it NOT being Claire, too obvious. Hoping for Ando cause of all the reasons I already mentioned in my email. I predict you will be de-nutted.

also, im gonna throw out another one, and say that sylar is gonna look like hes on the bad team for the rest of the season, but help the good guys in the end.
CB Note: Gee, what gave you that idea, the fact that he turned into a good guy, saved Peter's life, and is learning how to control his hunger?? OBVIOUS

also, everyone's all "omg an eclipse is coming", but ummm, does nobody know any Astronomers?

also, great stuntcasting of seth green an breckin meyer next week.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Very Special ANTM Finale Blogging for Rachel

0:00 - i cant believe i agreed to do this...

0:30 - even mroe ridiculous, i cant believe ive practically seen the entire season, b/c caryn insists its the first thing we watch wed nite, even tho there are tons of other great shows on, like Pulling Roses, Peepee, and Clean Prude (opposite of money).

3:00 - rats i missed the opening while i was getting wine and my dinner. im gonna needot be drunk to make this bearable.

4:00 - yay its Whitney!!! all time best model ever!! She should be a judge instead of paulina boringskova. btw, p.w.n.3.d.

5:00 - seriously, are either of these 3 girls remotely comparable to The Whit?!

6:00 - who goes up an just kisses random strangers on vacation? 13 year old girls buying allliteratively named lip glosses?

7:00 - Sam, pre-kiss: "omg, please dont have herpes..."

8:00 - fyi, im totes rootign for Anelie.

9:00 - except she just blanked. her face was awesome. It was like when peter realized that arthur was stealing his power and he was mucked!

10:00 - ugh, and her kiss was awful too.

11:00 - omg mckie's face scares me.

12:00 - what is wrong with this show? these girls, alleged models, are so bad, that i, a 26year old male have no desire to hook up with any of them.

13:00 - omg, how CHEEZY was the end of hte commercial, when they all got out of that car or boat? were they supposed ot be clowns? bc tey looked like clowns. seriously, i need more tortilla chips, bc i ran out and theres still so much cheese left.

14:00 - sam's photo is so blegh.

15:00 - analeigh's is terrible. paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainful didnt describe it tyra. oh, wasnt she great in the first commercial?

16:00 - photo is bleh.

17:00 - these girls are so weak. i tihnk fatima woulda won if this were her season.

18:00 - thsi guest judge is full of insightful commentary: "... but she looked great..." really, girls who are supposed to be models looked great? who'd have thought?! good thing youre a judge!!!

19:00 - caryn and i are both going with mckie defintely forward, and sam out.

20:00 - that was the worst lurch impression ever.

21:00 - mckie moves forward, nut 1 for us.

22:00 - RAISIN!!!!!! analeigh is out. sam is in. cand caryn is FURIOUS. she's already declared she's boycotting the rest of hte episode, but for some reason i still have to watch and blog.... wtf? also, caryn states that tis been obvious from the beginning that it was gonna be mckie. rach, do you agree?

23:00 - just to clarify, a "raisin" is the new official 'opposite' of a "nut".

24:00 - dude, they were showing some monster nip in that photoshoot. thats some modeling i can approve of.

29:00 - whoa! that runway is Off the Hizzy For Shizzle, amirite Young Jeezy?

31:00 - that previous entry was for rach... had to speak her language for a lil.

33:00 - i wonder what the verdict on that drape for whitney is...

37:00 - im going to have nightmares of that walking pink ball.

39:00 - whitney melts face. she owns. mckie looked TERRIBLE walking. TERRIBLE.

40:00 - sam stinks too. caryn wishes we could have seen analeigh walk too. Last year with whitney was obviously a fluke. we are back ot lamers in teh final 2, and sucky girls winning.

41:00 - also, for all the talk of this cool runway, frankly, i thought it was kind of lame and dumb. i wasnt impressed at all.

42:00 - caryn: "mckie's accent changes every other word". shes kinda right.

43:00 - there's a reason they didnt show us hte professional dutch models walking... bc they woulda made uncle sam and mcsuck look as bad as they truly were.

44:00 - tyra you liked those facial expressions? it looked to me like she had (serious disease that its politicaly incorrect to make fun of people with) or (another mental disease or defect). Seriously, she looked terrible, are you kidding me?

45:00 - photo shoot one: they both stunk. STUNK. boxing? boxing???? really? really seth? boxing mckie, boxing? really amy?

46:00 - Photo shoot two - Sam looked hawt. mckie kinda looked hot too.

47:00 - Clipper Ship: i can see why they like mckie's but its not that hot to me. i LOVE sam's. how she's holding the rope and her dress. stfu and stop being so critical nigel you lamer. wtf kind of name is nigel anyway?

48:00 - tyra's shoot: sam looks good, but its kinda meh overall. McKie's isnt bad, but again bleh. Mckie's glam photo looks AWFUL. AWFUL. i buy that she's a spaz and couldnt stop tripping over her own 2 feet as a kid. sam's is good, but wuts with her legs and knees? that loosk like some kind of folk dance.

49:00 - uh oh, the music is getting tense. deliberation time. its gonna be "interesting". tyra no its not. its mckie 100%, we all knwo this. You elimmed analeigh so she wouldnt show up mckie in the final walk.

50:00 - oh its anya! looks like shes doing great! good thing she doesnt need to speak ever...

51:00 - i think nigel just creamed his pants talking about mckie's final pose. seriously, it looks like a bearcub ate her face! i love how he tried to run off how hideous her walk was with one line under his breath.

52:00 - on the nut front, caryn is going with mckie... but she wants everyoen to know she "feels robbed".

53:00 - caryn just paused to make a comment to me, and she paused on mckie making mental disease or defect face... i swear.

54:00 - caryn is irate that sam has been involved every week and talking to the camera, and mckie has always been in the background.

55:00 - caryn is now signing on to "go for broke with sam, even though i dont think its sam"

56:00 - NUTS!!!! ill count it for caryn too, we both knew it was destined.

57:00 - i just asked caryn is Mr. and Miss J were married.

58:00 - caryn tells me she read on EOnline that it was so obvious who was going to win this season that they had to edit it to make it look unobvious, so they edited mckie out of hte show. whatever.

59:00 - can i have the last 45minutes of my life back? rach, you owe me.....

xoxo,
nutblogger

p.s. tyra was just all "gimme that signature pose" and i thought for sure that mckie was gonna make mdd face, but instead she did long neck o the right... and then tyra was like "another another" and mckie did.... wait for it... long neck to the .... LEFT!!!! yes, she did the EXACT SAME POSE to the opposite side. ell.oh.ell.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

November 10 2008 Heroes Episode

0:00 - 5 dollar footlong......

1:00 - last month's white wine of the month from italy is pretty enjoyable.

1:30 - are we gonna have any VM this week? I MISS VM!!!

2:00 - hey, its mr and mrs p, and linderman. i think this is the past!
CB Note: You'd have seen the opening scene showing Hiro tasting that paste stuff and going for his "nature walk" and seeing all these past events if you weren't too busy looking for the nymag gossip girl blog that you read without me!!!!!

3:00 - arthur looked into nathan and saw trouble? i thought he was a thief. what power was he using?

4:00 - i was busy eating my 5dollar, and looking up the new york magazine blog gossip girl post from this monday, when i missed claires mom and new blue fire dude together causing trouble. caryn got mad at me.

5:00 - so, flint is apaprently bad fire guy, and caryn notes it makes sense hes brother and sister with claires mom. nice lil surprise. also, caryn recognized that guy capturing them. i recognized him too, hes from season 1 and was a company employee i do believe.
CB Note: That was obvious from the use of the stun-gun, which is apparently the company go-to.

6:00 - cant tell the relationship of sylar hanging himself compared to when he got that first kill from the moving things guy when that dude thought he was mohinders dad.
CB Note: It was also obvious he was thinking about how he killed that guy and felt so guilty about it he wanted to kill himself! Oh sensitive Sylar...

7:00 - elle in sylars past!! I MISSED YOU VM! do they know each other? i bet they do. why else would he need her forgivenessmo.
CB Note: What's the opposite of a nut?

8:00 - caryn wonders during commercial why cedric diggory does not wash his hair in twilight. you guys all wanna go see it together? rachel, he's pretty dreamy....

9:00 - caryn reminds us all that this episode is what Hiro is seeing after he passed out with african paste man.
CB Note: No, I was just reminding you since it had seemed that you missed it at the beginning of the episode, which it turns out from this blog, you did! This is why your nuts have been lacking lately, you don't pay attention!

10:00 - well apparently he didn't know vm. i cant believe he fell for that rope broke nonsense. aww, sylar, VM is my angel! dun steal her!

11:00 - so... hrg and elle were partners? a year ago? before the haitian??? and, did he call sylar mr gray? i liked the whale story. hows the pie gonna work? is it slang for you know what? and, shouldnt the company kinda know how to track them and find out about transferring powers? they made a virus and all and papa p is a power thiefzor. i mean, this scene must have taken place after sylar mucked mohinders dad, which means early season 1. hrg wasn't with haitian then?

12:00 - nutted this guy working for the company.

13:00 - umm, and now papa p is with mama p in the garden. and he was totes dead s1. is hiro seeing stuff all out of order? he must be, bc nathan was running for congress all season 1. way to make it confuzzling!

14:00 - "when peters powers manifest..." - did they virus up peter too?
CB Note: Everyone's powers started coming out after the eclipse...

15:00 - simultaneous OMGs from caryn and i as we realize the truth of nathan's car crash. CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT NUT THIS A FEW MINUTES AGO. DOH!!!!

16:00 - guess it wasnt all nathans fault, like we were led to believe season 1.

17:00 - great question ---- how come peter never absorbed his dad's power??? (i want you all to try to answer this one...)
CB Note: I actually was thinking this over as we watched last night too! How funny. I think I just figured it out. His dad "died" before his powers manifested!

18:00 - nathan told his mom to choose a side!! hero or villain!!! caryn noted this. i was busy finishing my sammy.

19:00 - you cant put one over on mama p, papa p. everyone knows that.

20:00 - pft, like she's gonna believe that weakass 'no'. im betting she didnt believe, and she KILLS HIM! or tries.... but hmm, she was allied with linderman in season 1 i tihnk... so how did dad p end in that bed?/?

21:00 - IRON MAN!!!!!

22:00 - also, i just realized what weapons they use to get the bad heroes. why do they never yell "Dont Tase me Bro!"
CB Note: Really? You JUST realized what weapons they use??? The stun-gun has been used many times this season.

23:00 - i wish i could have some of VM's pie....

24:00 - Clyde!!! we'd totes been missing him. they should totes bring him back. of course, i thought that clyde was hrg's old partner, wasn't he? then something happened, and clyde ditched the company... i'm pretty sure they mucked this up.

25:00 - sylar mentions... THE HUNGER!!!!!! he's always breaking the 5th commandment - "thou shalt not covet the powers of others"

26:00 - caryn notes the irony if hrg actually turning sylar bad.

27:00 - didnt elle get her powers from a formula? i cant remember. and shouldn't she have inherited.

28:00 - caryn doesn't know why hrg wants sylar to kill. i think its bc he wants to catch him in act and bring him in to the company.

29:00 - linderman: "i dont know how nathan survived.." ummm, YOU GAVE HI MPOWERS DIDNT YOU?!?!?! i just pointed this otu to cb, and she raised her eyebrows. im pretty good fyi..

30:00 - wtf. hes mindreading? thats not his power. ugh, and now hes like mind controlling her. caryn adeptly points out this was eden's power. wtmuck, just wtmuck.

31:00 - this scene with hiro half waking, and them putting him back to sleep, how pointless was that? jesus this show has fallen so far.

32:00 - i did enjoy the clint-firegirl witty repartee.

33:00 - that was some baaaaaaaaaaaad special effects in that exploding boxcar.

34:00 - has arthur erased mama p's thoughts and memories before? i thought thats what linderman said. so, i think shes gonna pick the truth, and then they are both gonna turn on arthur. good use of linderman's power here. and ummm, wtf is arthurs power. he erased her thoughts? made her agree with him? and steals powers? srsly, w.t.f.x.
CB Note: I agree...we need to discuss arthur and his powers. So he can take someone's powers from them, but he also seems to have other powers reminiscent of other heroes that still have their powers, for example eden with the making people do what you want, the haitian with erasing memories, parkman's dad with the reading of minds. He obviously can also talk to people with his mind and control them, like he did with mama p and the doctor who's keeping him alive.

35:00 - why does he set claire's mom free? srsly? why? it dun make sense. who cares what they lied to her about.
CB Note: Maybe he was protecting HRG/the company? Maybe they never wanted to take her in for fear she'd find out they took claire?

36:00 - kinda hilarious how claire ran into that boxcar fire. caryn and i remember that scene from season 1. she got taped doing it i think.

37:00 - i thought he took the name sylar from the watch after he killed papa suresh. shes still calling him gabester.

38:00 - trevors ability is cool elle. i wish i could do that. PEW PEW!!

39:00 - love it. mama p brought the haitian to bring arthur down!!!

40:00 - a) i think vm blew it. caryn thinks vm broke his heart. whoa, they're watching how he does it. that was the point. im not sure what good it actually is though. hrg created sylarrrrrrr. also, caryn notes that sylar has never done the cool gun thing.

41:00 - caryn wants credit for nutting poison soup. it was so obvi. im not counting it.
CB Note: You're not counting it cause you didn't think of it yourself! Screenshot or it didnt happen!

42:00 - now we gotta explain htf he lived and was in that bed. did mama p really fuxx that up that bad?

55:00 - she wanted to incinerate him!!! but nathan walked in... ohnoes. nathan ruined it alllllll.

56:00 - whats the loose end hrg just mentioned? - is it elle?

57:00 - we saw peter get out of this cab, and hrg get in in season 1.

58:00 - i still dont think that this petrelli plotline can be taking place at the same time as the rest of them, just fyi.

59:00 - ohnoes, he mindcontrolled the doc!! how could mama p be so dumb and not go see him herself? srsly....

60:00 - dude, how did his head get detached. omg its arthur! but seriously, why'd he decapitate him? and omg arthur is gonna muck hiro. but srly, is his power this mind bs or power stealing??? W.T.F.
CB Note: Don't take Hiro's powerrrrrrrrrrrrr