ANTM 12/5/07

It's almost over! thank the lord! Caryn made delicious latkes for dinner! yay chanukah.

2:00 - bianca's being mean about heather. lala. they havent tipped who gets eliminated yet.

3:00 - i take it back, Jena is going to be eliminated. caryn recognizes it too. hmm, now its chantal talking about her whole life leading up to this. They will be bottom 2. I predct Jenna is elimmed.

4:00 - i could do without miss j's chinese. or twiggy's recitation of chinese history. barf.

8:00 - L.O.L. at bianca lying to jenna about what was across the street. especially after bitzing about selesha not telling her where the Go-C was last week. hypocritical slutwhore says i. The best thing is that this obvious comparison has likely *not even occurred to her at all*

10:00 - what magazine are they going to be on the cover of? Seventeen?

11:00 - well they all did great jobs! i liked jenna's dress coming down the runway.

12:00 - jenna wins! caryn is ecstatic. she picks a friend. bet its not bianca!!!

13:00 - nut, it was chantal.

14:00 - jenna gets a 1on1 with miss j! ugh, mroe miss j chinese.

15:00 - caryn likes their special dresses. she should get one for herself!!!

16:00 - im pretty impressed that they knew you could see the Great Wall from outerspace.

17:00 uh oh, jenna is homesick. she's tearing on camera. she is so cooked. I'm going in with an official, not changing it no matter what, Jenna gets elimmed.

19:00 - cool photoshoot concept at least. ni-haooooooooooooooo. did tyra pronounce it right? somebody ask jchien.

21:00 - oh lord, jenna is going o agai about how she is depressed (and her name is apparently spelled 'jenah;)

22:00 - Tyra just "ni-haeo"'d teh actual chinese people, and they looked at her like she had 18 heads.

23:00 - chantal had a good shoot apparently. jenah is gona bomb now.

24:00 - nut. she is bombing. jay notes she was nervous with nigel and with tyra. will she be this nervous when she works?!?! she is so cooked. for the rest of the ep imma refer to her as "Goose".

32:00 - fell 8 minutes behind.

33:00 - caryn is pease that it looks like bianca is bombing to open.she finished good, bombed to start.

34:00 - ee, aa, soo - 1, 2, 3, - S.T.F.U. with the chinese tyra.

35:00 - selesha did really good.

36:00 - caryn echoes my thoughts on a Goose-bianca final 2. Selesha will win, chantal in 2nd. Goose elimmed. consider taht 4 nuts, ill count em off later.

37:00 - lol at the groupshot.

38:00 - more whiny Goose. they could not lay this on us any thicker. its like a vanilla shake, except too thick to suck through the straw.

42:00 - they think Goose's face is amazing in her pic. i hate it. they started by loving the pic. and now tyra is all "i didnt remember the shoot". and the other person was like "youre blending in" (my note: BECAUSE HER DRESS IS BROWN, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS IN BROWN). now Goose is telling her she's homesick. what is she thinking? the homesick people ALWAYS lose. so cooked. too bad i already ate dinner.

43:00 - mediocre review of bianca. she's getting hit pretty hard. caryn is hoping she gets elimmed. i say no chance.

44:00 - they like chantal's picture in the air. "she's like attacking and going across the wall" - nigel. yea, except that shes on top of it and jumping sideways with no weapons and i think it looks pretty silly.

45:00 - selesha's jumping picture owned chantal's, although i felt the face was mediocre, tho it impressed caryn. the judges adored it, winner for sure.

46:00 - caryn thought she saw Goose first. Twiggy icked Goose. Nigel picked chantal. Seventeen woman picked selesha. so did i. that was b/c she was in the middle. i saw her first, then Goose i think. caryn correctly notes that Goose had like a spotlight on her. i tihnk she benefied form being separated from the clump of 3 heads. Bianca didnt stand otu at all, tho Tyra threw her some compliments to end hte segment, which i believe was necessary since they're gonna elim Goose.

48:00 - panel beginning - nigel thinks Goose is problematic. Twiggy thinks Goose doesnt want it. and Tyra is talking abotu girls ot being able to handle it. so, so, so cooked. so, so, so manufactured. what a joke this show is. It's about as real as The Hills, except that's an insult to LC.

49:00 - refer to 36:00 for the nutlist.

50:00 - nuts 1 and 2 got mixed up. chantal somehow won. wtfx.

51:00 - nutted the bottom 2 at least, although it couldnt have been easier.

52:00 - caryn is officially in for a Goose elim, although she's hoping bianca gets the boot. I'd BET EVERYTHING YOU OWN ON THIS. LEVERAGE UP AND BET IT ALL.

54:00 - tyra is still babbling before making a decision, as if we all dont already know.

55:00 - i gotta call jchien. I need a bankruptcy lawyer.

56:00 - caryn, at 52:00, was whining at me for making it seem like she had just picked Goose, when in fact she had picked Goose since minnute 3 to get elimmed. THEN, after Goose was saved by Maverick, she is cheering "yes, yes, yes!" b/c she's been rooting for Goose, and THEN, she points to the 52:00 entry and wants credit for Goose surviving, even tho 2 minutes prior she wanted credit for nutting a Goose elim since minute 3!!! [while writing all that, she attacked me for explaining all this]
CB Note: All lies. I never *officially* said Jenah would go, in fact, a few times during the episode I mentioned how I thought it might be Bianca!

59:00 - loving these bianca tears.

60:00 - cant believe they saved the Goose. gotta be the first time all season they rope-a-doped us like that. maybe they realized how formulaic it was. well, i guess the whole plot was just set up to trick us. I still say The Hills is more real. only 2 more weeks! yay!

"Seventeen" counter (started at 10:00): 1, 2, 3, 4 (first 4 all came at 10:00), 5, 6.