Oct 17, 2007 ANTM

The start of the ep was focused on Janet. Caryn thinks this means she may get eliminated. this strategy has worked many times in the past.

Why am i watching this atrocity you ask? b/c i told rachel i would if she came to Game Nite on saturday.

Also, go read this awesome interview of our beloved Victoria wtfpwnz0ring Tyra, Nigel, and Twiggy.

5:00 - i just missed chantal being stupid apparently while getting that link set for the victoria interview. im not concerned. i dbout that was my last opportunity to see her being stoopid.

8:00 - trampolines are fun. and they are showing us janet having trouble. bodes well for caryn's prediction. i used to do wrestling moves on the trampoline at my friend Pete's. The Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow.

14:00 - models on the ice. this has disaster written all over it. who will fall the most times? who will get hurt?

20:00 - poor heather. she's less athetlic than my sister.

27:00 - i wasnt impressed by that jaslene commercial. id have voted her off.

30:00 - gargoyles? how lame. actually, if they go goth consider me all aboard!

35:00 - jay is criticizing janet. continues to look good for caryn.

40:00 - jay to ebony: "yourwe dull as dishwater, how did you take good pics? i thought you would suck a lot"

45:00 - i hate girls with big gums.

47:00 - ambreal's pic sux. her and janet in the bottom 2.

48:00 - ah, the "open squint." ill try that when its sunny. thx tyra.

50:00 - janet is cooked, given this feedback. wtf is this editorial v catalogue stuff. the photog told her ot shield her undies! not her fault.

51:00 - whoa lisa's pic is hawt.

53:00 - im not impresed by selesha's pic. and it has nothing to do with her "bottom 2 wake up call last week." im pretty srue tyra uses that line 6x per "cycle". which btw, is pretty dumb too. its a season, not a cycle.

55:00 - OMG. YOU CUT HER HAIR LIKE LIZA'S! NOW YOU COMPLAIN SHE LOOKS LIKE LIZA? you gotta be kidding me. these kind of arguments would get laughed out of court. this is hte stuff of john yoo and the bush administration.

58:00 - nutted hte bottom 2. eat it america. janet is gonna be gone. which gives caryn this week's nut at approximately the 1 minute mark of teh show. pretty impressive.

59:00 - caryn just busted out some mixed nuts to celebrate. i liked janet. this show sux. my two nuts.