October 31, 2007 DSM!

watching this show after pp is like watching heroes after pb.

1:00 - lol at the little kid.

2:00 - i want caryn to restore some dignity later. and win a medal.

3:00 - cab papparazzi. tricky! caryn saw it coming though. classic US Weekly trick.

5:00 - for the record, there totally was foul play. either the NTSB missed it, it was well hidden, or the cop's on the take.

11:00 - caryn nutted tripp in the car. although she did not nunt that tripp hired the photog. of course, neither did i.

13:00 - will she take the money and go? i predict not.

13:30 - nut.

15:00 - what is simon playing at? why does the darling plaza matter? is he lying to nick?

16:00 - simon says the report is a fake. i believe i said that, sorta.

19:00 - totally nutted that jeremy would crash that car.

21:00 - i love karen. i mean caryn.

23:00 - we both think he bought her a ew car. nut.

27:00 - uh oh. simon wants nick to get tripp to make the big bet. leticia wants nick to stop him from betting!

28:00 - lol at the real estate deeds for betting. that is hilarious.

30:00 - im hotter than this guy who is karen's ex. come on.

31:00 - why did dutch not hand in the docs he signed for divorce? did he sign something else? i think this will prove significant.

32:00 - so what's gonna happen? will nick get him to bid it? perhaps nick will get him to bid it, but tripp will win the pot.

33:00 - lol karen nutted that guy.

36:00 - is baldwin gonna go ot washington? or run away with whatsherface?

39:00 - dont trust him tripp! who is playing who! what's going on! i have no idea. we are barren on the nut front. its all raisins up in here.

40:00 - wtf did tripp have? why did he call? one of his cards looked like a low numbered card. he had trash. perhaps he had 3 jacks. fyi: the asian guy made his str8 on the river, and the betting was on the turn. simon made his flush on the river as well. so they were both bluffing with 100million bets. perhaps tripp had the lead if he had a jack. of note - fishing for a flushhardly seems like hte hadn simon would want tripp to bet the property on. we slow-mo'd - tripp had a 9 or 10. maybe he just had 2 pair. anyway - they obvi didnt consult ben affleck before writing this scene.

44:00 - ugh, i hope caryn doesnt try to buy a 30k watch just b/c its 15% off.

50:00 - tripp wants nick to run the company! and nick swidled him! ohnoes! nick asked him to! we nutted it about 2 seconds before they gave it to us. tripp did it for nick! awwwww.

56:00 - caryn saw all those glass buildings from Simon. so why did Darling Plaza matter?

57:00 - well, i guess i know how simon knew he was gonna win that hand. bought the dealer.

58:00 - was norman exley the spy guy? is that why he was nervous about seeing nick? is simon lying?

59:00 - fially do what?! what are simon and baldwin doing?!?! aaaaaaaaaa.

60:00 - oh, norman exley was the mechanic. and hes been killed!! who did it?! somebody who knew?? perhaps simon...

oh sweeps...

xoxo
nutblogger

October 31, 2007 Private Practice

2:00 - i can read while i walk. its impressive.

3:00 - somebody totally grabbed the girl's arm. call this the most obvious nut ever. in fact, from now on, when a show presents a most obvious nut ever, i will simply denote such nut as a MONE.

5:00 - prediction: at some point, the female Chief will start dating Sam, Nine, or Kellerman.

6:00 - obvi, they cannot lie to the husband and tell him he's infertile.

7:00 - OMG Taboo commercial!!! and they are buzzing like crazy. these people suck. we'd pwnz them.

8:00 - Question of hte night: will pp be able to top that taboo commercial?

10:00 - what's a cervical cap? why doesnt she just unscrew it?

12:00 - i bet she falls asleep now.

14:00 - F, she's still awake.

16:00 - Kellerman is def my fave.

18:00 - where;d this dying thing from liarwoman come from? whats going on? omg she's dying! what suspense! what great writing! what sarcasm!

22:00 - fyi, they should not be discussing their patient in front of the hospital doctor. that's gotta be such an ethics violation.

24:00 - i dont believe this story at all about her falling and grabbing the girl's arm. of course, the girl is very defensive and insists its just that.

30:00 - "what's she gonna do?" caryn asks. i respond: "its not worthy of a nut, if i dont care what she does."

35:00 - what gook did he put on her head. i cat focus on the conversation, b/c its funny.

38:00 - pizz is about to nut what's really going on with the girl and her mom. he learned how to roll from VM herself. what situation? what is it you do? hello writers: could you be any more vague?

43:00 - and the girl admits that the mom hits her a little. call this a sucess on the MONE, as well as it being the mother. nut nut nutteroo.

50:00 - caryn is up in arms about the fact that they could adopt or something. i stopped paying attention 5 minutes ago. pass the tv guide.

60:00 - its over.

61:00 - great preview - she wants to give birth in a pool. exciting!

this show did not earn an "xoxo".

October 31, 2007 ANTM

Recap ep! means we dont have to watch! w00tah!

October 31, 2007 Pushing Daisies Halloween!

0:00 - aww, a frowny jackolantern outside the mailroom. not as cute as the Flirty Pumpkin.

1:00 - nice double entendre on the "dead" olive.

2:00 - i loved getting icecrema in day camp. but she messed up the slogan. its "we all scream for ice cream!"

4:00 - caryn notes that everything in olive's room is the same pattern. floor, wall, curtains. lol.

5:00 - aww, she turned off the tv. i wanted to hear about the kittens on parade!

6:00 - btw, this ned's dad left him for another woman and ignored him thing will play a role in future episodes also.

7:00 - caryn swears she knew what a ferrier was.

8:00 - caryn is laffing along with emerson. what's wrong with being a professional horse jockey!

9:00 - i like chuck's green outfit. and emerson's money spiel.

10:00 - lol at chuck's form of birth control.

11:00 - caryn is predicting that it was not a ghost. i agree. it was somebody else with an axe to grind, who is using the memory of the ghost guy.

14:00 - lol at chuck's comment on ghosts somewhere talking about a guy who can touch people back to life. and at ned's arm from last week.

15:00 - john joseph jacobs? or.... john jacob jingleheimer schmidt!!!

16:00 - what's ned's alone thing? i bet he has to go visit his dad's house!

18:00 - lol at the short bar for jockeys.

19:00 - caryn thinks they're gonna go to john joseph's grave.

20:00 - nut for caryn.

21:00 - "sweet secretariat". lol.

22:00 - a horse with no maine or legs? huh?

25:00 - ph33r the walking dead on halloween! especially when the dead are wearing pink!

26:00 - the difference between knowing a person is dead and tihnking a person faked her death? its like purple and mauve!

27:00 - ned is cross town at the house. N.U.T.

28:00 - aww cute little digby.

29:00 - oh F, he is at his own old house. not the one where his dad moved. close enough imo.

30:00 - lol at those lawnjockeys.

31:00 - john jacob's mom is super passive-aggressive. she could totally be the killer. but maybe they want me to think that in order to trick me.

32:00 - "All The Gold" was his horse. hilarious.

33:00 - who was listeing from below! the real murderer?! john joseph himself?! did he really not die...? is it not his ashes in the cup?

34:00 - the aunts totally remember something about the father.

34:30 - nut, he was a jackass.

35:00 - great picture within a picture!

36:00 - what's the story! what's the secret! they just bet on olive?!

37:00 - they knew one was the killer and took and oath to not tell! omg!

38:00 - way to get her on the secret keeping chuck!

40:00 - ohnoes! is it him on the roof! i dunno! horseymugs are cute, but i want duckmugs.

45:00 - i believe that i nutted him not in fact being dead. scroll up.

46:00 - he got hte horselegs!

46:30 - nutted again!!!

47:00 - caryn claims that she shoulda nutted him being alive. but she din say so. so it dunt count!

48:00 - john joseph doesnt know it was a crim, and not an accident. ergo, it must be the real cutter, who is killing the other people who know. obviously the real murderer is the jockey who is still alive. could still be the mother perhaps... if she found out his thing got cut.

49:00 - crackers were at the scene of the first crime! caryn realized it. that cements the murderer as the mother!

50:00 - burnt saddle in the urn. so he knows, or the mother knows. i still say, why start the killing this halloween? any significance?

51:00 - he wasnt on his horse on olive's roof, erg our current prediction is the mother as hte murderer.

53:00 - the mother was told! it was the mother! nut! not only a nut for the entrey immediately above, but please see 31:00 etseq. NUT CITY! CALLING ALL SQUIRRELS!

55:00 - will john himself save them from the mother? nope, ned will though.

we loved it, as usual.

2 week! poop!

Ned and olive?! i predict it doesnt happen.

TV News!

Samantha Who? is a hit!
The show is one of the few breakout programs of the new season and has already been picked up for a full season. In fact, Samantha Who? is the #1 new comedy in America. This Monday’s airing got an impressive 15.4 million viewers. Ratings for the show have gone up each week, a sure sign of a hit.

NBC Planning Office Spinoff!
They are planning to introduce several new characters in an episode of The Office and spin them off in a new series. The new show will not feature any of the original cast - but producers are shopping around for a big name to headline the new cast.

Veronica Mars Season 4 Trailer is on YouTube!!!!!!
I want to link it here, but I think we should all watch it together - thoughts?

October 29, 2007 Heroes!!!

0:00 - the beginning of "previously" opened with the twins. audible groans from the entire room.

1:00 - caryn's pumpkin loaf is getting rave reviews. unfortch, i got the piece that fell apart. mike sucks.

2:00 - teh black bean dip was delish. so were the gringo tortilla chips.

2:30 - the dialogue in this scene with peter and irish girl reminds of me any scene with anakin and amidala - its like george lucas wrote the dialogue.

3:00 - get it? claire IS extra ordinary.

4:00 - i wish i had adoptive muscle memory. then i'd give everybody the Rock Bottom.

5:00 - lawrence thinks its creepy that Bob calls himself the director of "operations".

5:30 - i knew they were in the ukraine. so much for lawrence's "theyre in montreal comment." we call that a shriveled nut.

6:00 - we need a ukrainian translator, stat.

6:30 - people persons paper people

7:00 - i once wore our wildcat mascot costume at a cheerleading competition. i owned.

8:00 - that girl didnt want to eat that piece of chocolate cake. kind of like mandy lynn.

9:00 - the twins are back!! mike is so pumped. he also just turned the pumpkin loaf into pumpkin mush.

10:00 - everyone is talking. i cant hear the twins' subtitles which i care so much about.

11:00 - i feel like ando is fred savage in the princes bride...

12:00 - prediction: hiro and takezo succeed i their task to rescue the father!

13:00 - rachel thinks that that the haitian is about to torture OUG (old ukrainian guy). I think memory destroying totally doesnt violate 8A anymore.

14:00 - does the hatiain have hte ability ot put memories back? potentially for use on peter? i say no, but somebody made this poor prediction.

15:00 - so oug was hrg's mentor. and the company has new directives. who exactly is "in charge" of the company?

16:00 - if pray really hard, will sylar kill the twins.

17:00 - did they just get busted by the minutemen?

18:00 - will suresh be able to inject the virus into monica? will he be able to do it? i vote no.

19:00 - "nut me a river, nut me a river" - justin timberlake.

20:00 - minutement got owned. lol.

21:00 - i was gonna ask if we were watching bring it on. caryn says this is like dazed and confused.

22:00 - west just got *alot* cooler in my book. that was hilarious. now she will look like a looneytoon.

33:00 - Claire is gonna be the new captain. gg no re.

34:00 - how will kensei destroy all the guns?! i dunno!

35:00 - lawrence thinks hiro should stop time and take all the guns and hide them. hmm...

36:00 - bob is apologizing. i dont think he means it.

36:30 - ooh, but maybe he is concerned about the killer...

37:00 - fyi, there better be a kristen bell siting in the next 20minutes.

38:00 - what did hiro do... well he ported them out. but what happens to takezo and the dad now? do they perish......? I'll predict yes, and then she is very very upset.

39:00 - or they live, but she is enamored with hiro's power and falls in love with him.

40:00 - im gonna take caryn to the cherry blossoms some day.

41:00 - 39:00 ended up being quite the nut. way to ball it up and kiss her hiro. omg, takezo saw! the kiss that fractured time!!!! and ando has no more info!!!!! aaaaaaaaaa.

42:00 - sigh, and back to the twins. why'd they set sylar up with the new lame people?

43:00 - rachel is reading the subtitles out loud... i dont know why.

44:00 - claire, stop freakin out. it was AWESOME!

45:00 - who is the secret daughter of oug!?!?

48:00 - HRG, packin some immoral stones, and back to being a bad guy.

51:00 - lawrence just did the worst fast forwarding ive ever seen. he mis-nutted like 3x.

52:00 - profound words takezo. unharmed, yet cut so deep.

53:00 - verbally nutted that takezo double cross of hiro! still unclear if hiro ends up being the real takezo, of if the kiss really did fracture time!

55:00 - i wish i had my own personal oprah.

56:00 - a woman walks in thru the shadows. i cheer. its ali larter. i sigh dejectedly.

57:00 - kurth doesnt trust ali larter. she has a real good people sense.

58:00 - we're gonna hafta rewind and look at thsoe paintings again.

59:00 - adam is the guy bob is hunting. and bob is scared of adam. he and peter were trying to stop the company in the 4 months we didnt see yet i think.

60:00 - deserted ny is the season finale. mike thinks there is evacuation b/c of the virus. not bad.

we were pretty down on that ep. i was upset at no vm, very little peter story progression, and while the calire thing was funny, nothing happened there either. then throw in too much twins.

mike correctly notes thats b/c there are so many storylines, theres so much cutting, and the dialogue is forced in order to push the storylines forward. the ukraine guy scenes shoulda been cooler.

will we watch the 2hr prison break next week? 8 ball says: no.

back to pictionary!

October 29, 2007 HIMYM

Mike, after pretending to cute Heroes nite, comes through!

1:00 - Rachel thinks tika masala is spicy. indian food is not for her.

2:00 - will Marshall keep his NRDC job or take the job with the evil corporate firm? Like Mike and Lawrence, i predict Marshall will succumb to the dark side!

5:00 - Harold! from harold and kumar! reunited with NPH! dude, i think that next week, we should order in white castle. let's! im psyched.

7:00 - kobe lobster. sounds like something jchien would eat.

8:00 - come to think of it, why did they sign harold for this role? jchien coulda nailed it!!!

10:00 - for the record on the nut front, marshall is gonna be persuaded to take the job, but change his mind by the end of the episode.

24:00 - NUT! marshall accepted the job, then backed out!

26:00 - gah! he took the job after all! i knew it. i was gonna retract the nut.

27:00 - lol at Funland scandals. and he doesnt end up with the job. the nut returns!

28:00 - great concluding text message. i sometimes like to wave to caryn from the facilities.

29:00 - we never use the couch like that.

xoxo
nutblogger

Tila Tequila!

everyone has to watch at least one episode of this show. it portends the doom of america. this blog should be read bottom to top, b/c it was adapted from an email chain to rachel, and im too lazy to edit it any better. Non Tila viewers should read it as well, b/c im pretty sure it will convince you to give this show a chance.

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so the last 15min were the elimination. i didnt really care tho. i wanted to watch them fool around more. who cares who gets eliminates

she kept steven!!!

deer park is on long island. vanessa is such a LI girl. carryn is hoping one will not be interested.

tila likes lipstick lesbians usually, not butch girls like dani. ill be honest, i prefer lipstick lesbians also.>

guy: "the girls did better with the pie bc they are all about licking and sucking, and im not about that." me: who would want that guy as a lover?>

its kinda unfair that only tila is allowed to hook up. unfair to me, the viewer, that is

rob is a smart guy, waiting for the girls to implode on eachother

rebecca is such a playa

rebecca just admited to kissing brandi and tlia didnt know that is what was being talked about>

is this show an hour long?>

steve came over and dom hasnt ratted out a name yet. lol

domenicos reenactment with the stuffed animal is hilarious

domenico doesnt care about his arms, just his undermuscle.>

omg i hope theres taht game with the horseracing where you roll the balls in the holes!!!>

i love domenico. he is a riot.>

omglol at the covers going up and down with rebecca and steven. and italian guy watching>

uh oh! rebecca is making out with brandy. and she was doing so good with tila!>

mamas boy is funny. every hot bi girl wants to do a country bumpkin

i wish tila would get with a hotter girl than whats her face, rebecca. italia guy just hooha-blocked her

lol vanessa was all "i know how to work a pole" and she fell on her head

tila love strip clubs. she is nutssssssssssssssss

tila has a secret. that guy hopes she doesnt have a penis

italian guy just tried to put his balls on soem girls face

his nuts are hanging out of her thong.

vanessa does NOT want to wake up with morning wood in her ass!

October 26, 2007: RIP Flirty Pumpkin

May she rest in peace.

TVGuide Answers Questions about Damages

Assessing Damages: Burning Finale Questions Answered!
by Matt Webb Mitovich

Has Arthur Frobisher snorted his last line off a hooker's bosom? Was Patty truly behind Ellen's attempted murder? And how does Patty's ill-fated teen pregnancy fit into it all? Shortly after the first-season finale of FX's Damages, TVGuide.com asked the series' creators — Todd A. Kessler, Daniel Zelman and Glenn Kessler — to fill in some blanks. Plus, the latest word on a possible Season 2 pickup.

TVGuide.com: First up, Arthur Frobisher — is he dead?
Todd A. Kessler: It all depends on whether he is able to make a phone call there in the field and save himself. But we were so thrilled with Ted Danson's performance that if we're fortunate enough to get a second season [pickup], we very much look forward to having the opportunity to bring him back, as the storyline affords us that ability.

TVGuide.com: It offered closure to that storyline, but I'm afraid that too much dies with him if he is dead.
Todd: Yes, like the plotline of Ellen attempting to prove who killed David....
Glenn Kessler: I will say this — you're involved in the Internet and a lot of conversations that have gone on on the Internet about the show and everything, so you know there was a period of time where people were saying, "There couldn't be a second season, these women could never work together again." "It will strain credibility." "There's no way out of this mess." We're storytellers, so there's a solution to every proposition. And there are also, ideally, surprising solutions. Of course people are asking, "Did Frobisher die in the field?" I would say it's just not as simple as that.
Daniel Zelman: We have storylines in our head that include Frobisher dying in the field, and we have storylines that include him not dying in the field. We haven't decided yet which of those storylines would satisfy us the most.

TVGuide.com: Was David's stalker, Lila, purely a red herring, or was she somehow tied in with Frobisher's gang?
Todd: No, she was not tied in with Frobisher's gang at all. As far as we're concerned, she played a pretty crucial role in that she had an impact on David and Ellen and their relationship. And plotwise, she had keys to their apartment, so when she came to see David sleeping in the second-to-last episode, she left the door open, which left the bearded man and the pockmarked man able to gain access without having to break in and potentially alert David.

TVGuide.com: Would Season 2 have some sort of flash-forward/flashback element, or was that simply a device to get the series off the ground?
Daniel: It's a signature of the show that we play with time, and we don't really want to give that up. At the same time, [Season 2] may not be as fully dependent on the time-jumping as the first season was. But it's safe to say there will be some element of it. It may not be flashing forward; it may be flashing back to something....
Glenn: The season finale for us was an attempt to accomplish a lot of things in terms of closure and in terms of launching a second season. The idea that the feds have shown up and have been investigating Patty — and it was stated that they'd been investigating even before the Frobisher case — [gives us] reasons to go into Patty's past. As Daniel said, we have options in a lot of directions, but what was important to us was that we come up with an organic way to move through time again if we want to.

TVGuide.com: Let's talk about Patty's past. Is there anything the less-astute viewer might not have surmised from the reveal about the unborn child she lost? Is there a deeper meaning along the lines of "Ellen is the daughter she didn't have..."? Or was it more about something you have planned for Season 2?
Todd: One thing is that as of this phone conversation, we don't have a second season. But we worked over these characters and storylines dozens and dozens of times in terms of how we would love to proceed, because to us these people are living and breathing. In terms of what happened with Patty, it was very much a domino effect for that character. She experiences significant trauma with Ray Fiske killing himself in front of her, and what happens in those kinds of circumstances is it shakes people truly to their core, and different things emerge. Paranoia, extreme emotional response....

TVGuide.com: She may have merely been revisiting other losses from her life.
Todd: Yes, and also she needed to be able to have an emotional breakdown. Going back to that child she lost, a seminal moment in her life, was a way for her to access that. What we hope, and you've kind of tapped into it, is that for Patty, Ellen represents more than just another associate. She sees herself in Ellen as a younger female who has proven her mettle over time. There's a lot to tap into in their relationship.
Daniel: Really, that story movement is about Patty's character and psychology. It's not about plot in any way.

TVGuide.com: OK, so it's not like the baby was Frobisher's, as some have speculated.
Daniel: No, it's just a real event in Patty's past that deeply informs who she is.
Todd: One of the challenges of serialized storytelling is that it's fun to have the audience guessing or speculating — "Maybe Patty was sister to the girl in Arlington?" The notion of this series, as introduced in the pilot, is one that we don't try to force-feed [information]. We hope it's not frustrating when you aren't accurate or when you are accurate and you're like, "I knew all along that was going to happen."
Glenn: It's been thrilling and gratifying that people have taken Patty's words to heart to not trust anyone, and they have been looking for links and motives for everybody. People have given themselves over to the show in such a way that they're adamantly trying to scour everything put in front of them and make sense of it all.

TVGuide.com: Right, like how I thought that when Tom opened the bookend at the police station, he might leave the tape inside and claim it wasn't in there.
Todd: Right. For us it's very gratifying to hear you say something like that. Like the way you ended your [Damages recap] blog entry — "Let the sparring begin" — Ellen in this first season has in a real way taken exponential steps in a coming-of-age story of how she sees the real world.

TVGuide.com: Can you confirm that Patty did have that man try to kill Ellen?
Daniel: Here's the thing about that: We showed what she showed in the finale, and that is absolutely supposed to speak for itself. But the reality of what we showed is coming off Ellen's feelings about what happened that night. Ellen's been right about everything in the last two episodes. It's not a question you asked, but we would like to clarify that Ellen believes that Patty tried to kill her. But in the second-to-last episode, when Patty goes to see her after Ellen gets out of jail, Ellen says that it was Frobisher's people who tried to do it. The reason she says that is because she needs Patty to exonerate her, so she's playing Patty. And then as soon as she's exonerated, she tells the feds what she suspects about Patty.
Todd: One other thing is that prior to the finale, people had written online, "How can there be a second season?" Or they were concerned that it may not be as good. As evidenced by the way the first season ends, with Ellen going back to work for Patty and now having this Fed connection, there's plenty of story to be told.

TVGuide.com: In your minds, what cemented for Ellen that Patty was behind the attack?
Todd: I think the most global answer is that over the course of the season she started to understand how Patty operated. In the scene we flash back to, where Ellen recalls the conversation she had with Patty and how she in fact put herself in jeopardy by telling her genuine feeling that she did regret what they had done, that crystallized her understanding of Patty.
Daniel: If you go back and put together all these comments that Ellen said in the future story — she told Nye she knows things she can't talk about, she told Tom she knows things that could destroy Patty, she told Nye that Patty is the only one who knew she was staying there — all season long Ellen was telling us why she suspects Patty.

TVGuide.com: What was the significance of Patty's son showing up at the apartment unexpectedly and somewhat mysteriously while Ellen was staying there?
Todd: That's something that will continue into the second season as Patty deals with her son, but it was really one of those moments where, because the audience knows more than anyone about what's to come, you can take an innocent thing and project a lot onto it. The significance of what he was actually doing will be further explored in the second season, but it was not related to Ellen's attack.
Daniel: Also, the significance to us is that he can't be trusted. On some level, it's as simple as that. He said he was going to be somewhere else, and he wasn't.
Todd: For an audience, we've seen Michael deceive Patty, so even if he's telling the truth it's difficult to 100 percent trust him now.

TVGuide.com: Is the FBI investigating Patty for anything in particular, or more a pattern of behavior?
Todd: You're tapping into what the essence of the second season will be. People have speculated, "What will come of the show at the end of a second season if Patty is taken down? Is Glenn Close not going to be on the show?" The reality is there are twists and turns along the way in this investigation of Patty. Glenn Close has signed on for six seasons, as has Rose Byrne, as has Tate Donovan.... It is our greatest desire to be able to do six seasons with that triumvirate intact.
Daniel: You ask if they're investigating general things or a pattern. It was important to us for the audience to understand that what Patty did to win the Frobisher case was not unique for her. The idea that she isn't connected to the Arlington girl or that the child in the grave was not Frobisher's... our point is that this is Patty Hewes. Frobisher was not required to have done something to her in the past for her to behave this way. So in terms of what the Feds are investigating, I would say that she has pursued cases in the past as aggressively as she has pursued Frobisher. There's quite a bit for the FBI to go after.

TVGuide.com: I hope Katie also is a keeper. I thought Anastasia Griffith was terrific.
Todd: Yeah, she was a tremendous find for us and she delivered a stunning performance. She'll be back in a second season.

TVGuide.com: Has FX given you a timetable as to when they will decide on Season 2?
Todd: They haven't. We're hoping that it's soon. We really appreciate your support in all of this, and from the people watching the show. We created a show that we would love to watch, and we appreciate the investment of time that people have put into it. We feel like we have a commitment to deliver to the viewers storytelling and to deliver on plot, and not spin something out where you feel like you've been manipulated and it's unsatisfying. We look forward to delivering on that commitment in successive seasons.

TVGuide.com: Do you think that if you do get a renewal, it might be contingent on skewing the audience younger and giving Ellen a group of hot young friends or something? [It has been reported that Damages' audience leaned a bit old for FX's liking.]
Glenn: FX has been phenomenal about not doing exactly what you just said but instead encouraging us to make a challenging show. I would be surprised if they start to ask for changes simply to bring in a different demographic.
Todd: One of the things we want to get into in the second season is where Ellen is now in her life with David dead, and how she begins to put the pieces together... or doesn't.

An interview with LC's date from The Hills!

The Hills fake??

October 25, 2007 Scrubs

Will JD and Elliot hook up or not? i woulda guessed yet, but on the DVDs, Bill Lawrence hte head guy always ays how he is kililng their relationship. They're totally gonna do it though. let's see!!!

JD's other girlfriend Kim is from 40 y/o Virgin and something else.

1:00 - elliott bailed. i shoudla known she'd stick with keith.

2:00 - lol snoop dogg attending.

3:00 - elliott says she doesnt want to marry keith. maybe she'll go back to getting with JD and ill get the nut after all.

3:30 - jewjewbes ARE racist!!!

4:00 - i knew hte big brown buck was gonna be turk. nut.

5:00 - "awww. awwww. oooh" caryn: good stuff.

6:00 - i thought his face was more 3/4 beard.

the golden lasso is looking good.

im tired.

October 25, 2007 Office

0:00 - lol. in 4th grade, we would sing "gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of [girl's name]". i kid you not. christy and deena were young hotties.

2:00 - i love rockin' out to this theme. caryn informs me the Scrubs premier is next!

3:00 - 2nd Life! its like WOW without the cool stuff to do, like killz0r dragnz. i miss wow. :(

4:00 - kickin' back another glass or raina's red.

5:00 - dude that nashua commercial stunk.

14:00 - who is sue grafton?

18:00 - we are loving the dunder mifflin song. people persons paper people power!!!

20:00 - D for andy is lol.

21:00 - we're looking forward to seeing michael's ad.

25:00 - michael's commercial rocked!!! caryn was sold.

Limitless Paper in a Paperless World

October 25, 2007 Grey's Anatomy

berry burst cheerios r good.

we totally didnt realize that Dr. Hahn was peter's ex wife in Weeds.

1:00 - i bet caryn's pumpkin is b etter than izzy and alex's.

2:00 - little grey is so cute in that costume!

4:00 - Avaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. lookin hot. still, woulda been better if addison stayed. mostly bc is save an hour of my life every week.

6:00 - caryn wants me to point out that this return of ava woulda been a nice shocker, except that she was on the cover of TV Guide this week!

8:00 - wtf theres like half of my box of cheerios left, but no more berries!!!!

13:00 - i bet something really happened to foot guy's foot.

15:00 - they're gonna hafta give the daughter's heart tot the father. take it to the nut bank.

18:00 - by the way, foot guy is gona cut his own foot. such an easy nut.

21:00 - total nunt to the 15:00 prediction. caryn didnt see it coming.

30:00 - i like hahn. but that oculd be just b/c i like weeds. speaking of, we still have to watch this week's weeds! its up next! speaking of, where can we score some?

32:00 - good insight Mr. Gilmore.

40:00 - ohnoes, Mr. Gilmore!!!!

55:00 - the last 15minutes were a bore, but yang taking the apartment back was funneh.

57:00 - Mr. Gilmore was saved by Alex not letting him go home. didnt think of that.

58:00 - why'd ava leave? i totally zoned out for awhile.

October 25 2007, 30 Rock

1:00 - here's the thing, GE microwave head sketch is better tha half the stuff on SNL. why is so much of SNL so so so so so bad? how do they not realize it?

2:00 - Princess Leia!!!!!!!!

3:00 - oh party-less nite.

5:00 - this dude is from best week ever.

9:00 - i just realized carrie fisher isnt playing carrie fisher.

10:00 - liz is being a follower not letting them do edgy stuff.

12:00 - those dogs would be so cute fighting!!!

15:00 - lol at erectile dysfunction companies and dog peniles. caryn nutted jack wanting to fire leia.

its hard to nut in comedies.

17:00 - the Page Off is gonna be good.

21:00 - alec baldwin stars in nutty professor?

24:00 - help me liz lemon. youre my only hope!!!!!

27:00 - those proud beggers are good dancers, tho.

October 25, 2007 Private Practice

0:00 - caryn nutted that this was a dream immediately. "nut me baby".

1:00 - addison cant stop thinking with her vag.

3:00 - who doesnt scratch the itch? i think that girls should feel free to scratch. this is the 21st century. men and women are equal. you can scratch if you want.

4:00 caryn: this girl didnt fall down the stairs. she was raped.

6:00 - caryn cant believe thsi 13y/o could have gonnorhea. thats not too surprising to me. back at home, girls were givin' it up in middle school all the time.

9:00 - caryn's rape nut is totally gonna come true.

10:00 - caryn wants credit for nutting this girl's age as 13.

11:00 - happy pap! caryn tells me she loves happy paps!

12:00 - this scene is pretty riotous. i like Pizz. and it was not a happy pap.

21:00 - caryn thinks this is a good ep. im totally uninterested in the track star storyline.

22:00 - why does addison fall off the bed? that doesnt happen very often?

23:00 - ohhhhh. connecticutians dont scratch. i got it.

24:00 - see, here's the weird part. taye diggs was eager ot get out of the room when the girls were talking about scratching. i, on the other hand, would have been eager ot stay and get more details. what's wrong with taye?

26:00 - pizz should tap that.

31:00 - judging amy also nutted the rape.

34:00 - i suppsoe its a nut that track girl collapsed. but frankly, we dot have 11 millions nuts available to hand out to every single viewer.

34:30 - wait, the way this show is going, we prolly wont need more than a few thousand.

38:00 - i nutted Alan being over there, to caryn. she will verify.

40:00 - pizz continues to dominate this episode.

42:00- goddamit. shoulda nutted the thing with maya's friend. it was so obvious. with maya wanting the pills and all.

45:00 - i kind of like judging amy. i wish she had better storylines.

46:00 - for the record, trackstar totally got taht stuff from the coach. caryn and i are unanimous.

60:00 - what happened in the last 14minutes? nothing very interested.

putting out an apb for an interesting plot,
nutblogger

October 25, 2007 Gossip Girl

we finally watched last week's online. it was good! little j stepped it up!

1:00 what's this masquerade ball gonna be like? The thing they have at Italy in Epcot?

2:00 - lol wicked stepsisters

3:00 - my japanese didnt come with its soup or salad. SIGH! and im exhausted from our 8minute abs and arms.

4:00 - i bet vanessa is an ex-gf of dan's!

5:00 - total nut. i bet she gets in the way of D+S and a love triangle ensues! squirrels could live on this nut all winter i bet, or at least for the next month.

6:00 - i just told caryn that S was gonna hear the girl on the phone. total nut. and totally a busted lie by D.

7:00 - caryn nutted the invitation retraction when S realized D was lying. caryn is upset that he is always fekking up. she said we should call mike dan humphrey from now on, b/c this is prolly waht he does.
DD Note: Lies! I said that I should call Justin 'Dan Humphrey' cause he always screws up!

8:00 - there are more theaters in woodbury than just 1. why the hating on LI?!?!
DD Note: Actually...according to Google Maps, there is only 1 movie theatre technically IN woodbury

10:00 - Nate's dad is having business troubles we think. and he is gonna find evidence of cheating as well. or, it turns out, drug issues!

11:00 - caryn prediction, nate will end up discussing dad problems at the ball with S, not B. dramarama!

12:00 - what happened to confident little j at the end of last episode?

14:00 - and the gossip girl thing finally affects the plot!

15:00 - i totally knew this bold gesture was inc from D. but RichBoyIV is gonna be there as her date! what'll happen? I predict a fight, but no punches thrown. Dan is like a Gilmore Girls Jess but more of a wuss.

21:00 - turns out we didnt even have to wait for the ball for Nate to go to S.

22:00 - prediction: nate and s will nut before the end of the season.

25:00 - is rufus going as S's mom's date? i think so. ill bet 2 nuts on it.

26:00 - dan is gonna do the traditional from 2 girls to 0 this episode.

27:00 - i enjoyed the bellydancer scene.

28:00 - call that a nut for the 25:00 prediction.

29:00 - caryn says this blonde with this guy is carrie dee! from antm! oh, it was bart bass, the dude she's sleeping with.

30:00 - "handmaiden is jane austen for slave" ex-gf is trying to give little j advice. uh oh. they're gonna crash the ball. and ex-gf is gonna see dan there. he's *totally* going from 2 to 0. great nut inc!

31:00 - caryn keesp asking me who is who. she cant tell bc of the masks.
DD Note: Lies. In fact, I noticed that Serena and little J were both wearing very similar yellow dresses...mistaken identity inc!

35:00 - little j is about to get awesome revenge on chuck. i love little j. (just nutted that we were at the 35th minute)

36:00 - good job selling their son and cornelius vanderbilt's wedding ring to get the fashion IPO deal.

37:00 - tricky rufus. i shoudla seen that coming.

38:00 - IV just dropped that he summers in newport. OC returns!

39:00 - this is totally just like hansel and gretel.

40:00 - totally nutted that V would see D kissing S.

FYI, they were filiming GG outside school the other day, but C3 didnt tell me until right before class, so when selina and i went to check it out after they were already done. we coulda seen S or B!!!

42:00 - AWFUL DECISION by D. V is gone. she just caught you lying and making out. IGNORE her, and stick with S. now that you chase V, you will upset S. you are such a newbie.

43:00 - oh D. why'd you call her a "friend" to S. V is right, he did trade up. S is tops.

44:00 - goddamit D, why are you chasing V! youre so dumb. i hope you NEVER get any girl on this show. you dont deserve it.

45:00 - little j, layin' the law down.

46:00- "nostalgic?" "nauseous."

47:00 - know what the name rufus reminds me of? give up? Rufio, the head lost boy in Hook!

49:00 - ill say this much, D does not deserve to have a sister as great as little j.

50:00 - caryn and i totallly nutted this switcheroo 10secs on advance. What will the impact be?

51:00 - riotous. caryn is complaining that S is a foot taller than little j. caryn is just a debbie downer.

54:00 - DD objects to her new nickname.
DD Note: I can't believe you called me DD! You are in trouble mister.

56:00 - is B gona dump nate? jeopardizing his father's deal?

58:00 - D did *not* deserve to get S back.

59:00 - omg lol. dad is gonna let mom pin the drugs on nate. L.O.L. R.O.F.L. hilrity.

60:00 - oh dan, get V out of there!!!!

61:00 - DD doesnt get how V doesnot know anything about D and S. "doesnt she read gossip girl?"

NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME!!! DD and i are debating who is making out on the bed in the preview. i think its L and R.


putting out an apb, (isnt that a Sting song?)
nutblogger

*edit: fun game - see if you can find my late edits to this post!!! - justin

My Flirty Pumpkin!

October 24, 2007 DSM

caryn: "PP or DSM?"
me: "DSM"
caryn: "you used to pick PP"
me: "that was before we confirmed it sucked, and DSM emerged as the season's 2nd best new show, after Cavemen and Big Bang Theory. whoops, i mean after only Pushing Daisies"

3:00 - lol at this honesty reading.

4:00 - will simon elder turn out not to be C? possible, but i dont think so.

5:00 - great free assembly 1A analysis by the twins.

5:30 - stinkbombs were funny in HS.

6:00 - gustav is a tattletale. caryn: "ruh roh."

12:00 - i went to capri! and i saw the grotto! im like a darling!

13:00 - lol at tripp paying the girls off like he always does.

24:00 - omg is natalie lying about being pregnant?!?!

26:00 - this guy playing brian darling is a riot. i like him. see, there's an undertone to this scene. They're brothers!

30:00 - is she pregnant or not? did juliet get bad information?

31:00 - i hate pregnancy tests too. they r hard!

33:00 - know how i joke about those western outfits in Heroes? well, i *totally* want to get caryn one of these marie antoinette outfits!!!

34:00 i heart samaire.

35:00 - elder is C!

37:00 - prediction: mei wa ling takes him back.

38:00 - samaire: "let them eat cake!" - i laffed!

40:00 - the twins will find eachother and reuinte!

42:00 - tonite's words of wisdom: "there are a lot of ways to lose your life. all at once, or one day at a time" - C

44:00 - why doesnt somebody get him down from there?

45:00 - oh, he learned his money lesson.

46:00 - caryn: "allllll lbyyyyyyyyy myyyyyyyyyyyseeeeeeeeeeeeeelf......."

47:00 - "there are other room you can stay in. why dont we open up the 6th floor."

57:00 - ooc? out of combat? omen of clarity? oh, out of control.

xoxo
nutblogger

October 24, 2007 ANTM

i begged for gossip, dsm, or pp. but caryn insisted we watch these hoes.

2:00 - the usual "i miss my ____ scenes." YOU JOINED A REALITY TV SHOW!

3:00 - caryn: she wasnt saying i miss you, just that she wasnt doing well.
CB Note: She wasn't!

4:00 - who is tyson beckford? he's not that famous if i dont know him imo.
CB Note: imdb

4:30 - but apparently, he could doubletap all these girls right now. look at that giant arm tattoo. is he planning on breaking out of prison next month?

6:00 - she is going to makeout with that mango before bed. i hope they show it on tv.

7:00 - they are going to be soooooooooooooooooo bad. wait, let me amend that. sooooooooooooooooooo bad. had to add one more o.

18:00 - howd i fall so far behind again? i should really give up on the times.

19:00 - i read a hardy boys book when i was a kid titled... something no evil.

19:00 - team 1. good idea, poor execution. sounds like a top chef dish.

20:00 - team 3 - i wasnt feeling the yellow face paint on their necklines.

21:00 - yes, bianca was indeed awful. good judging.

22:00 - what's carol's daughter? who is carol?

23:00 - MJ Blige in the hizzy! what what?!?! come on come on! true dat!

24:00 - how far is heather gonna go? im predicting final 5 at least. possible final 3. i could even see her winning.

25:00 - who wouldnt wanna hang out in the closet?

26:00 - well ebony wants to go home. she misses her family. granted, it was ambreal on the phone earlier, but frankly, im still counting it. add it to the nutboard!

27:00 - does every commercial with jaslene make her look worse and worse? is it just me?

30:00 - caryn is mad i made her move on the couch. and that i didnt ff. but i was blogging the awful jaslene commercial!!!

32:00 - predictions on who is going home yet? I'll go with ebony. caryn is still giving me the silent treatment.

33:00 - i liked the paper in the air picture. i hope that gets picked.

34:00 - the way selesha ran away from those falling tires, is like us when we see a bug.

35:00 - jay ripping into ebony. inc nut for me. caryn is claiming she called it, but i asked and she didnt answer. claiming she nutted "in her head".
CB Note: I didn't answer cause you made me move from my super comfy position on the couch! =p

36:00 - i like this raina spanish red in the mouth, but not as much otw down.

37:00 - safe to say ambreal is the other girl in the bottom 2.

38:00 - nigel looks like a total tool in that wig. know why? b/c he *is* a total tool. lets just call him black&decker from now on.

39:00 - tyson beckford is an actor? me: "i dont even know what he's been in." caryn: "bad stuff"

41:00 - id look better than ambreal.

43:00 - i wish they showed us the scenes of victoria talking back to tyra.

44:00 - what was that weight stuff?

45:00 - if that lip snarl is so bad, whyd they pick that photo? lol. she is so cooked.

46:00 - caryn carved the cutest pumpkin last nite btw.

49:00 - tyson got owned. they ran over his opinion.

50:00 - are we gonna find out that sara is purging later this season?!?!

55:00 - i nutted like the entire picture order. fyi.

56:00 - gee, didnt see that bottom 2 coming. oh, wait, yes i did. scroll up for the nutty goodness.

57:00 - Tyra: yada yada yada.

58:00 - whoa. they eliminated ambreal and not ebony. wtf?

58:30 - and now ebony says she doesnt want to be here! will she stay or will she go!?!

59:00 - she quits!

60:00 - tyra: "use your natural talent. take it. own it." me: "W.T.F. does that mean!"

60:10 - im LOLing at myself.

60:30 - ebony "i missed my family." me @ 2:00 "YOU JOINED A REALITY TV SHOW!"
CB Note: It wasn't ebony you were referring to! it was ambreal and she WASN'T talking about missing her family!

61:00 - ohnoes! what happens to heather at the video shoot?!?!

61:30 - we cant watch gossip girl bc we still havent seen last week's. sighmo.

xoxo
nutblogger

October 24, 2007 Pushing Daisies

Again: this is hte best new show on tv, and top 5 overall. watch it!!!

1:00 - how did this dog pull a fire alarm? and find young ned! how did digby know about the not touching rule?!? they are so cute! like me and William B. Beagle!

2:00 - mike told me the other idea he was considering going into the unorthodox urban honey pioneering business. jchien is bankrolling the venture.

3:00 - what is the rate of exchange of the life of a bird?

5:00 - caryn nuts this guy as being Benvolio in Leo & Claire's romeo n juliet!

7:00 - it had to do with the insurance!

8:00 - who was dippy? we dunno. confuseeeed. Why was the plane hijacked?!?! i got nuttin'.

9:00 - a bird of gossip!!!

14:00 - caryn totally nutted that benvolio was dippy. im not sure if thats bc we didnt know his name yet and she thought it was dippy, or that she nutted it as a twist. either way, i just fed her a planter's mixed nut.

15:00 - lol at "affectionate gestures in context". that one never works on caryn.

16:00 - line of the night: "boy you miss 1 trip to the morgue."

17:00 - lol his hand wasnt real.

25:00 - i fell behind, as im not allowed to hit Info anymore to see the time :(

27:00 - prediction: benvolio had something to do w/ duster's insurance.

28:00 - lol they are going to get the diamonds. lol paid 3x.

37:00 - what did cropduster guy have to do with lefty lem? just random? or some connection?

38:00 - occam's razor is a great rule.

40:00 - Charlie from Heroes siting (instant nut by both of us). I hpoe Hiro saves her from lefty lem aka sylar!!!

44:00 - will they all end up at the windmills?!

46:00 - i wish i was born into the life of windmillery.

48:00 - nutted that windmill arrival.

53:00 - great stories and scene. exciting finish coming!!!

57:00 - lol they'll go back to writing.

xoxo
nutblogger

October 23, 2007 Notes

I was fairly impressed with the last few episodes of Damages. enjoyable for the most part. good flash forward/back work and plenty of nuts to be found (although we got rather few)

I also caught 20minutes of Tila Tequila. This show surely portends the downfall of America.

TV Show News!!

FULL SEASON PICKUPS!
- Pushing Daisies has just been picked up for a full season!
- Other pickups of interest? Private Practive and....Big Bang Theory! So much for you all thinking it would get cancelled!

TV NEWS
- For any Gilmore Girls lovers out there...you might want to check out Private Practice because in a future episode, Christopher himself is being added to the cast!\
- Anyone watch Amazing Race? It will be back on Sunday, November 4!
- Friday Night Lights could be moving to Monday nights at 10, after our beloved Heroes!!! That would be excellent because the show is amazing and doesn't deserve to die a slow painful death on Friday nights. If it happens, Monday night TV watching would last a bit longer :)
- UPDATE: Joshua Jackson (aka Pacey from Dawson's Creek) has signed on to be a doctor in several eps of Grey's Anatomy!

October 22, 2007 Samantha WHO?!

this show is good. not "big bang theory good", but "pushing daisies good". lets hope week 2 does not disappoint.

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October 22, 2007 Heroes

I'll say, it's a good thing we didnt watch this before prison break!!!

0:00 - speaking of good new characters, how about monica? she owns.

1:00 - ellis says "corporation" in a japanese accent. she just made an attempted nut, but it was so bad, that im not gonna mention it.

2:00 - 9th grade bio anyone? fight or flight? ill be honest, im a flighter, if you will.

2:30 - look at mohinder and parkman fighting? if this keeps up, they're prolly gonna hafta get divorced :(

4:00 - im pretty sure that the cop showing her that picture would be somekind of constitutional violation. crim pro anyone? that was not a proper lineup! teh cop was *very* suggestive.

5:00 - caryn wishes she was this irish chick.
CB Note: Yes, yes I do.

5:30 - this girl makes me want to buy a boc of lucky charms.

6:00 - VERONICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:00 - she's looking for peter! aww, she's making a veronica face. should i check imdb on this guy?

8:00 - Veronica shoots lighting out of her fingers. caryn says "magneto!" thats just wrong. She is, in fact, EMPEROR PALPATINE!!!!!
CB Note: "Magneto is a mutant capable of channeling and manipulating magnetic fields, which he uses to control ferrous metals (iron, steel, etc.). His magnetic fields have been measured at over 200 tesla, and no firm upper limit to the intensity of the fields have been established. Magneto can also produce electricity, sometimes in the form of lightning bolts." - Wikipedia

9:00 - anybody else wanna watch taht criss angel show? anyone?

11:00 - lawrence totally nutted them flying to philly. well done. they should stop for lunch at Beau Monde.

12:00 - "i wish i could get caryn one of those outfits." laughs all around. EVEN THO I USED THIS LINE LAST WEEK TOO!!!
CB Note: Hardy Har Har!

13:00 - weird. the dad seems to know nothing.... b/c he got a picure too!! and is getting killed next!! (rachel asks for credit)

15:00 - missed the trip ff.

17:00 - rachel claims to have seen micah on the subway this morning.

19:00 - apparently she doesnt need to learn things just on tv.

21:00 - his power is nightmares! he traps people in them! well done, writers. makes perfect sense with molly. So, is he the killer or not?! i dont think he is. despite what he did to matt and nathan. he is still being hunted by the other killer.

26:00 - micah figured out she has a power i bet. hes a smart kiddo! lawrence nuts the presence of micah's theme music.

27:00 - i gotta say, who woulda thought they'd make the micah storyline so good?

28:00 - Lost style, the Number 9 makes its appearance and selina nuts its significant - apartment number 9, the Nine Wonders is the name of the comic book. well done selina.

29:00 - prediction - they send mohinder to bring in ali larter. put it in the nutsack.

30:00 - hmm, nikki just broke in to the company hq. mohider stunned her.

37:00 - lawrence thought that ebay commercial was feudal japan.

39:00 - monica owns. i love her. well, a little less after that weiiiiiiird jumprope scene. why couldnt she have done some sort of step team dance?

41:00 - bets part of the ep so far? - no twins. everyone agrees. we coudl jsut frankly do w/o nikki and paulo.

45:00 - nobody sasses like VM. do peter and veronica both have the blue light power? did he get it from her? how? family?

46:00 - caryn wants credit for predicting that VM was gonna nut that irish guy in the pub. duh.
CB note: Justin is mean! I knew she was going to kill him from the moment she walked in the door! You didn't nutblog it, so why is it a duh?!?! =p

50:00 - selina nuts taht parkman and nathan are fighting eachother. mellin claims to have figured this out 3 mintues ago. we think he's lying.

51:00 - they woke up!

54:00 - wait, so nightmare guy is the bad guy? b/c bob is next? im really not sure. im still gonna go with nightmare man as not the killer.. bc of hte way that he killed hiro's dad. dosnt seem like his style, not his power. this will be a nice nut.

57:00 - wtf. mohinder was coming for monica?? weird, monica just realized her powers, and then mohinder gets sent. hmmmm.
CB Note: They have a list of everyone with the special gene, so wouldn't they know?

58:00 - LOVE veronica. consensus in the room is that bob is VM's father... perhaps, im not sure.

59:00 - was it notre dame? that was my predicion. seems it was montreal.

60:00 - pretty good ep. wish we had more peter and vm. vm is gonna be great!!!

October 22, 2007 Prison Break

huge debate over whether or not to watch this awful show. mike says theyre gonna breakout finally, and bellick ends up in a diaper. lawrence and selina dont want t olose this hour of their life. caryn rachel mike and i dont want to be stuk watching this awful show after what will surely be the amazing veronica mars heroes ep.

speaking ov VM, lawrences roommate criticized it. i insisted he borrow the season 1 dvd.

So, there are 10 minutes in which prison break can convince us to watch the show. odds of success? 1 in 20? i have a better chance of going 25 for 25 in this week's nut predictions.

1:00 - scofield found a mouse. caryn :"ew".

2:00 - the rat jsut got shot witha gun by hte guards and it asploded. mortal kombat style. HOW WILL THEY ESCAPE!!?!?! HOW WILL THEY MAKE ME CARE?!?!

2:30 - selina: "justin, you have long limbs"

3:00 - mike criticized my alarm tone. fyi, Iris by GGD Z100's #1 song of 1999 and WPLJ's #1 song of hte 90's. For reals. i remember hearing the countdown during christmas while driving home from my aunt's in jersey.

4:00 - selina mistakes a non-fat guy for bellick. rookie mistake.

5:00 - selina admits that the hollywood sign floating scene with peter pan and claire made her misty last week.

6:00 - dumb guy aka lincoln is trying ot hide fact that sarah is dead from michael.

7:00 - who is this new guy? he just showed up. we have no clue who he is. and he is looking at whatshisface who scofield has to break out. OMG AND HE KNOWS HIM. and...

8:00 - "they wander around in the yard, somebody tries to get water, sombody gets killed, lincoln does something stupid" - mike summarizing episodes 1 through 5 of this season's prisonbreak.

9:00 - prediction - mike breaks out youg american basketball guy. he's kind of like a good Tweener i think.

10:00 - i show mike and selina the info on Iris. they remain critical. lamers. mike WISHES his 90s coverband could play Iris. He thinks he's better than Johnny Rzeznik, but hes not.

11:00 - line of the episode (and season) - "You guys are in over your heads. There's a bad joke about sarah somewhere in there"

12:00 - lawrence just fell asleep.

13:00 - selina is doing her Civil Rights hw.

14:00 - when did panama start looking like thailand?

15:00 - Sucre subplot. i dont care.

16:00 - look they are at the water. along with "hanging out in yard," thats 2 for 4 for mike this ep. make that 3 for 4, lincoln has already done stupid stuf (lied to mike), although im sure he'll do more.

17:00 - selina thinks that cheese shouldnt be eaten out of somebody's pocket in that heat.

18:00 - a sheet si covering the sell. mike and sucre are having "relations" persumably.

19:00 - the nun whore appears. i have to explain to lawrence how the nun-whore trickery works.

21:00 - unanimous consensus. this show is like Young and The Restless. build up build up build up until something finally happens! only the happening happens in the last 2min of hte episode, and then you havfta wait another 58min until something else happens in the last 2min. it's just like YNR "Out of the Ashes"!!!

23:00 - caryn is FFing and selina is narrating while it fastforwards. this show just got ALOT better. *ALOT* better.

29:00 - at least there was some good nun semi-nudity.

30:00 - "it looks like they are about ot break our guys" - rachel. caryn: "here's muy nut, there is a problem" . me: "the breakout doesnt start til 55:00"

33:00 - mahone ate the cheese and got sick.

38:00 - the guads jus entered the prison!!! we have no idea why!!!

39:00 - caryn thinks they tricked the guards into opening the gate by thinking their was a gun. this would be an impressive nut. especially since we fastforwarded throught the last 15minutes and had no dialogue.

40:00 - she took off her shirt. selina nutted it. her tits are lookin' GREAT. mike just said that he would tap that. lawrence concurs.

41:00 - T Bag has a nw friend, the nunwhore (or "nw" for short). i dont understand how he got this friend, why they are hiding. the nw just felt T Bag's cheese against her leg we think.

42:00 - rachel tihnks maybe this wasnt planned. did he get caught looking with the binoculars.

44:00 - so that was exciting right??!?!? except... NOTHING HAPPENED!!!

45:00 - he got the scope back! what's it mean?!

47:00 - tbag has stolen nw's heart.

50:00 - why is lincoln making a sand castle? caryn: "he's digging a hole to sona, duh"

52:00 - oh, he was burying sarah's head. i nutted that btw. maybe it wasnt sarah's head. everyone is confused.

53:00 - if all goes well, they'll see mike tommorow!! ie, next week, there was *never* a doubt that nothing would continue to happen today.

54:00 - ambassoador in Nice with whistler?!?! whats that about?!?! whistler has been lying apparently!!!! selina nonetheless criticizes my nut.

58:00 - why do they need to get to the cup?

60:00 - the ep is over. NOTHING happened. the story did not progress AT ALL. frankly, it was better when selina narrated over the fast forwards. and, as go without saying, my " nothing will happen nuts" of course happened.

October 22, 2007 HIMYM

1:00 - hot-crazy line graph was late

1:30 - there's nothign wrong with dating online. it cuts out the stupid bar stuff. its like getting to screen your mate w/o spending money and you could be as nuts as u want (ie i love WOW!) b/c with the internet, youre pullling from a giant pool of chicks. If i didntn have my great bear, i would totally internet-date.

2:00 - marshall-lily choreographed dance was good too. and i liked lily's wig

6:00 - ted's new gf is gonna turn out ot be way crazy.

7:00 - i wish mike or selina could score us some good sandwiches.

8:00 - barney just called her crazy. this is the start of my 6:00 nut coming true.

9:00 - shoulda totally nutted that story being different. vintage HIMYM.

11:00 - great robin monologue, and full circle on the something, i cant remember what.

12:00 - great reappearance by the mendoze aline and the wahtsherface zone. this is starting off as a great ep.

13:00 - does lily hook up with marshall the night before she meets him, or ted? she totally hooks up with one of them. take this nut to the peanut butter factory!

17:00 - lily doesnt know the real story...

17:10 - NUT VILLAGE!

19:00 - here's the thing: before the storytelling in present time - barney didnt know that this girl marshall hooked up was in fact lily.... take this nut to the squirrel house.

19:30 - bust. turns out lily did know.

21:00 - omg ted didnt meet her onlien dating. he met her playing WOW!?!?!? omg im so jealous.

22:00 - shit i missed that ted was the girl in WOW. i love WOW scenes. that thing looked like a galka. i bet its the new horde race. i didnt even know what race that was.

23:00 - i shoulda nutted it in fact being alexa.

25:00 - concurrence that it was a solid ep. i attributed this to good writing. Selina thinks it was bc they went to Wesleyan.

28:00 - this running sandwich joke is pretty good to.

October 17, 2007 Gossip Girl

Finally, after 2 tivo disasters, we are watching GG on the laptop before Heroes nite commences. Lawrence is making a guest-watch appearance.

Disaster strikes again! The CW website doesnt have last week's ep on it! lawrence is palpably devastated. he just dropped his wine glass.

phew, You Tube watching commences!

0:00 - caryn is polishing off the Gewurtz, lawrence and i have started Katy's Chardonnay. its not bad.

0:00 - you tube is still loading. ruh roh.

0:00 - you tube gossip girl is a confirmed bust.

Oct 18, 2007 Office

1:00 - when steve yelled "steak!" it made me think of that game that Turk and JD used to play...

2:00 - great Pam acting! we adore her.

3:00 - i love the Office theme song.

4:00 - its Jan! i love that black lather bra/corset that she's wearing on the Office EW cover.

07:00 - GREAT Schrute family custom with the wild oats. who else thinks we should start doing that for Mike???

12:00 - michael at the new office is funny. i bet he wins the 50 dollar bonus!

15:00 - lol michael called Stanley.

17:00 - can anyone guess from what book Dwight was reading? im not sure. caryn saaid the book was green, which would make it Half Blood Prince. but i dont remember that scene in there. i thought maybe it was Goblet and its the part where Harry dreams ad sees the old ma killed by Voldemort. why is harry at the gate tho? who said harry? was it him waking up? hmmmmmmm....

18:00 - line of the nite: "oh my god, what century is this?" - pam.

20:00 - swight is crying over angela with her cat. awww.

25:00 - i love kelly so much.

26:00 pam is right.

26:30 - new line of the nite: "ryan used me as an object"

27:00 - this whoever or whomever scene is hilarious. highlight of ep so far.

39:00 - i havent taken any classes with jchien this this semester, but i dont think thats how one goes about declaring bankruptcy...

41:00 - nutted that pam and jim wrote a good review. caryn wants me to take her to a quaint tuscan beet farm now tho...

it drags a little as an hour show. its better as 30min

47:00 - dwights crying noise makes us rofl

October 18, 2007 Grey's Anatomy

1:00 - Yang is the new nazi!

2:00 - mer will have to put george in the clinic if he misses rounds. lol.

4:00 - penmaship saves lives. and if she cant tell that 7 is a 9, the patient is dead!

5:00 - that was so much better than private practice.

10:00 - lol at sheperd, 3, and yang.

13:00 - "according to my interns, im watching Torres kick your ass"

21:00 - Mr. Gilmore thought that 2 was a 3! and he killed somebody! well, he told her she was dying, when seh wasnt. hehe.

29:00 - sheperd laying the smackdown on yang is cool.

31:00 - lunchtime. Title Bout! I'm betting on George Foreman, umm, i mean Torres.

32:00 - i learned to fight in west philly.

35:00 - Napa or Sonoma? Caryn wants to go.

36:00 - caryn thinks the coughign blood thing was disgusting. she almost vommed up her strawberries!

38:00 - Torres is talking about her relationship with George. get it? totally nutted that!

42:00 - in izzy's defense, callie made it sound like she wanted to fight. listen, izzy cant have stolen george. you cant steal a persons love. there are no heart balm suits in washingston state. what's next, is callie gonna bring in love poems and tell the jury about mini golf outings?

45:00 - uh oh, the seeds of a Dr. Grey - Mr. Gilmore romance?!?!

50:00 - Derek wants to grow old with her? what is this, The Wedding Singer?

Oct 17, 2007 Dirty Sexy Money

before starting, note that in TV Guide the creator of Daisies notes he sought inspiration from Amelie. 10 minutes into watching the first ep of Daises caryn remarked to me, "this reminds me of amelie." *That* is an impressive nut!

5:00 - caryn is nutting that samaire's nemesis is pregnant.

8:00 - i want to go to italy. and drink wine.

9:00 - caryn nutted that karen is the kind of person who spends $1200 on shoes.

15:00 - bible truth of the day "fight back, like david and goliath. take advantage."

16:00 - why is William Bardwell talking to tripp? is he not dead really? omg what if Gloria finds out?!

17:00 - Tripp is a pretty sly operator. does nick have secret siblings that arent really Darlings??! ill guess that they are all really Tripp's.

19:00 - they should totally have had a 3-way in the public bathroom. he really mucked up.

20:00 - clark the driver/pilot is a funny guy. and caryn nutted that Darlings would be joining them.

22:00 - omg lol at girl bully. "Better run hot dog! Mama's hungry!"

24:00 - it already is awkward! karen is funny.

25:00 - "you kissed Ryan Casdale!". "My agent told me to!" lol.

28:00 - the 4 of them at lunch is a riot. and karen is a smoooooooth operator.

31:00 - who was nick's father working for?! who is C?!? i like it.

35:00 - BANGS?!?!

36:00 - nick's wife has a nice rack.

45:00 - will they read the results?!?! caryn: "it'd be really gross if it was karen."

48:00 - she seems to be admitting one is Dutch's. oh em gee!

50:00 - caryn's guess: priest, my guess: priest. we both counted to 3 before making our guesses simultaneously.

51:00 - great scene. find a weakness! "you know god chura? he's my boss. and hes disappointed in you, so be nice to that boy, otherwise youre gonna burn in hell for eternity"

55:00 - caryn: (high pitched voice): "nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut." she's pregnant. not caryn, the girl.

58:00 - simon elder is C!

October 17, 2007

1:00 - What's with this bald man stuff?

2:00 - im supposed to think this Wall of Miracles thing... i dunno, im supposed to feel some emotion. i dont.

3:00 - umm, its called narcolepsy? 3eb wrote a song about it. that cd was AMAZING btw. i also saw them in concert, opening for the GGD.

4:00 - caryn says mono sucked. i guess she kissed a lot of boys before she finally found her Mr. Right. (thats Mr. Right, not Mr. Wright)

5:00 - judging amy should let this go. She says "who care what tammy is doing." i say "who cares about that storyline?

5:30 - highlight of hte episode so far is pizz saying midwifery and vulva. bc vulva makes me think of mulva. funny story, when i was a kid, i had no idea what dolores rhymed with.

7:00 - caryn nutted that womaan having a baby when she said "we". they were trying to kill her? what ridiculous plotline is incoming? i dont know what, but ill bet a nut that its ridiculous!

12:00 - why'd she take her name off her hospital bracelet?! bet the reason is ridiculous. what thing is Addison having? id rsvp if it meant a chance to nut addison.

13:00 - ill the guy from The Nine be able to fix Sam? i bet the answer is.... yes.

14:00 - omg what girl does Kellerman like?!?! could it be Judging Amy!??! caryn and i were all over that one. a little more impressively, caryn also predicted the "if you say something to your girl, ill tell mine part."

15:00 - i bet you judging amy asks her to tell her later! more than once!

16:00 - prediction - sam's stuff is not related to marrying old woman.

17:00 - the best running joke on this show remains the pronunciation of midwifery... I bet Pizz wishes he was gonna be starring on Heroes next week.

18:00 - this hospital woman is supposed to be the Chief of Medicine. why does she always run these errands? you never see The Chief do that.

19:00 - caryn: "omg i was totalyl gonna say that woman was a nutcase" . me: "oh really, so i better get credit for my HIMYM nut then!" caryn: "blah blah blah"

20:00 - i dont understand all the addison bitterness. i ask for hte time, and caryn says no. sigh.

21:00 - why even talk about old people sex? who wants to hear about that? lawrence? oh wait, mike has hit on old women before...

23:00 - judging amy should take kellerman's advice. she's acting insane. much like that plotline. the line "do not steal that urine" was supposed to be funny. maybe if it was said on Grey's, by Sandra Oh, but not on this show.

25:00 - caryn nutted that the kid loved a guy. it was pretty obvious. i would agot it if she didnt ut it first. i was just not lookign at the tv so i didnt see his bruises. still, we'll consider it a littlenut.

fell 5 minutes behind ><

32:00 - samantha who commercial. i didnt blog it, but we liked it. promising.

33:00 - my stouffers french bread pizza supreme is in the oven. its gonna be so delish.

35:00 - i dont understand. what kind of party is this that addison is having?

36:00 - not only is judging amy freaking out, but so am i. at that plot.

38:00 - i dont really care about crazy girl. thats the problem with this show. i dont feel invested in any character. its rather similar to the poblems we encoutner in Heroes some time (uninvested in Ali Larter's character, uninvested in the new twins.). LOVE peter. and we also like the new monica. it's all about compelling writing and storylines.

45:00 - the practice is taking a chance on crazy girl. cuase there better than that! and sam gave that speech on tv! and i still dont care! at least my pizza is good.

47:00 - this kid doesnt have the stones to jump. i predict kellerman talks him out of it!

50:00 - omg they are gonna find the missing illness that started it all!!! OMG the solved it! oh pizz, if you cant stop rebecca the nutty woman from leaving, how could you stop Veronica?

53:00 - it was so obvious, after the bladder infection from sex that that woudl solve Nine's problem also. caryn went "awww".

57:00 - Addison was right to trust her! Miracle baby! yay! (did i trick you into thinking i was really excited?)

next week nut: "scratch the itch" is a euphemism for you know what. personally, i prefer "scramble the eggs".

Oct 17, 2007 Gossip Girl

cancelled on account of the worst dvr ever. will have to find the ep online. le sigh at le tivo.

Oct 17, 2007 Pushing Daisies

Best new show on TV. and top 5 overall. we love it.

1:00 - hilarious with the lightning bug studies. loved catching those as a kid.

2:00 - i cant tell if the gimmick ways they have to touch is adorabl cute, or sickeningly sweet. lol hurricane olive.

3:00 - is salesman gona fall in love with olive?

4:00 - the truth? or the bitchy cross town express? famous quotes: "The bitchy cross town express? YOU CANT HANDLE THE BITCHY CROSS TOWN EXPRESS!"

5:00 - its the funeral guy! i know it!

7:00 - nutted. i LOVE her yellow outfit btw. so cute.

8:00 - "future me is here now and hes got something to say" - lol.

12:00 - mm, happyness in a bottle. i want some.

13:00 - malice aforethought isnt required in all jurisdictions. we just did this in evidence.

15:00 - i like her red dress. i tink they dress he rup like a flower. i love it.

17:00 - this tale is gonna be hilarious.

23:00 - emerson running out when the coffin got stuck was great. will the brother die? or will they open the coffin? i bet the brother dies... then they must revive him.

27:00 - nope, they opened it.

30:00 - pirate metaphors are always apt. "this isnt a doubloon"

31:00 - Whose mind is murder on? the pharma salesman? the brother?

32:00 - whats gonna happen to them from the drugs?!?!

33:00 - Nut inc. theyre gona die from the pie. the guy was trying to poison chuck for olive. if this one is right, im breaking out the (insert name of a large nut here)

34:00 - oh "plight of the abandoned pie. Why is Louis dead?!? who killed him!? how'd he get in the fridge?!?

38:00 - is olive gonna see pictures of Chuck at the aunts' house? (15secs after i wrote it caryn said it out loud)

39:00 - caryn awwwed at the gruyere. well, olive figured it out, but not from a picture.

41:00 - who is setting them up?!?!?!

45:00 - "gonna show that sucker how a sucker gets framed!" why did woodruff frame them?

47:00 - totally shulda been able to nut emerson not fitting! he's like winnie hte pooh! i wish somebody got us a winnie the pooh stuffed pillow or toy fro mDis.

50:00 - i predict the pie maker lives.

52:00 - caryn just noted that emerson is also stuck, jsut like Pooh always gets stuck.

58:00 - great climax!

59:00 - regifters! i wonder if one of the heirlooms is a cigar shop indian?

This show is GREAT! everybdy should be watching it.

Oct 17, 2007 ANTM

The start of the ep was focused on Janet. Caryn thinks this means she may get eliminated. this strategy has worked many times in the past.

Why am i watching this atrocity you ask? b/c i told rachel i would if she came to Game Nite on saturday.

Also, go read this awesome interview of our beloved Victoria wtfpwnz0ring Tyra, Nigel, and Twiggy.

5:00 - i just missed chantal being stupid apparently while getting that link set for the victoria interview. im not concerned. i dbout that was my last opportunity to see her being stoopid.

8:00 - trampolines are fun. and they are showing us janet having trouble. bodes well for caryn's prediction. i used to do wrestling moves on the trampoline at my friend Pete's. The Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow.

14:00 - models on the ice. this has disaster written all over it. who will fall the most times? who will get hurt?

20:00 - poor heather. she's less athetlic than my sister.

27:00 - i wasnt impressed by that jaslene commercial. id have voted her off.

30:00 - gargoyles? how lame. actually, if they go goth consider me all aboard!

35:00 - jay is criticizing janet. continues to look good for caryn.

40:00 - jay to ebony: "yourwe dull as dishwater, how did you take good pics? i thought you would suck a lot"

45:00 - i hate girls with big gums.

47:00 - ambreal's pic sux. her and janet in the bottom 2.

48:00 - ah, the "open squint." ill try that when its sunny. thx tyra.

50:00 - janet is cooked, given this feedback. wtf is this editorial v catalogue stuff. the photog told her ot shield her undies! not her fault.

51:00 - whoa lisa's pic is hawt.

53:00 - im not impresed by selesha's pic. and it has nothing to do with her "bottom 2 wake up call last week." im pretty srue tyra uses that line 6x per "cycle". which btw, is pretty dumb too. its a season, not a cycle.

55:00 - OMG. YOU CUT HER HAIR LIKE LIZA'S! NOW YOU COMPLAIN SHE LOOKS LIKE LIZA? you gotta be kidding me. these kind of arguments would get laughed out of court. this is hte stuff of john yoo and the bush administration.

58:00 - nutted hte bottom 2. eat it america. janet is gonna be gone. which gives caryn this week's nut at approximately the 1 minute mark of teh show. pretty impressive.

59:00 - caryn just busted out some mixed nuts to celebrate. i liked janet. this show sux. my two nuts.

Election Law GChat

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pushing daisies
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Have we ever steered him wrong?

Foreign chocolate

Lawrence finally brought in a "crunchc bar" to school. it ssupposed to be some sort of british chocolate with honeycomb and crunchiness. the ingredients were in arabic or portuguese. it was kidn a weird, but not bad.

Heroes Thoughts

Ok for some reason, when I'm at work I can't use the comment feature...it just repeatedly gives me popups about whether or not I want to trust the website. Arg.

So I have a nut that came about through reading the Heroes TV Guide Show Blog comments and discussing the episode with my friend Sonia. She apparently had the nut already.

So, we did notice that Claire seemed to be kissing someone in the painting of HRG getting killed. And most of the commenters on the TV Guide blog have noted that West seems to be up to no good (some guessing he may work for the Company somehow and is just using Claire to possibly get to her Dad!). So, the nut is that West is the one who kills Claire's dad (tho hopefully that future will NOT come through, since we all love HRG.

Oct 15, 2007 Heroes!!!

Heroes time!!!!

0:00 - is Claire kissing that guy in dead HRG picture? kissing or being held? is it peter pan or jess?

1:00 - what'll happen when HRG "meets" Peter Pan?!? Claire is gona try to hide him, but they will eventually meet. I'd bet a Macadamian on it.

1:30 - mike and caryn think molly walker is creepy. i think mike and caryn are momos. these cookies racel brought are pretty good.

2:00 - watching suresh and parkman try to figure out what to do about molly's nightmares, i am remind of that hit movie "Three Men and a Baby".

3:00 - what was with Nathan's beard? he's gona shave it now for his kids. Why did he have it to begin with? any significance?

3:30 - nathan isnt allowed ot be there at his kids' school. is it b/c school hours or b/c of his split with Maralyn Bauer?

4:00 - mike nut inc: some people will die this episode when the twins get separated.

5:00 - i got an amazig nut that it was Sylar in the middle of the road. Mike and Caryn adn Rachel were ujnbelievably impressed. After accepting their praise, i reluctantly admitted that i had accidentally read a spoiler in this week's Tv Guide. Rachel thinks i should rename this blog "JustinIsAFraud.blogspot.com"

9:00 - 9 minutes in, and there are already disgruntled comments that we havent seen Jess yet. I know hes grat in this show, but sometimes i think he should go back to Stars Hollow.

10:00 - where is this micah scene going? its as silent and awkward as Big Bang Theory. Mike wants to stop watching Family Matters.

11:00 - Micah is gonna hax Pay Per View. Rachel nutted it. granted, Micah had already said "I'm going to use my powers to get Pay Per View"

12:00 - did we know that Mrs. Petrelli was alive? and that she pronounces "roof" funny? Her wounds were self inflicted she says. part of the Rogue Hero's power. What are they gonna find out?!?!

13:00 - Claire's gonna join the cheerleading team and depose Debbie the evil cheerleader. Bet a pistachio on it.

13:30 - good save claire! btw, i wish hey casted and wrote for West in a fashion that didnt make me think he was the biggest tool ever. Not just a tool, but a power tool. From now on this blog will only refer to him as Black & Decker.

16:00 - the beard symbolized nathan's alcoholism after last season's finale. score that a nut for my 3:00 entry.

17:00 - rachel just nutted that nobody knows Peter/Jess is alive. does that even count as a nut?

18:00 - is sylar gonna kill the twins and take both powers? that would make Sylar *powerful*. ill say no. im not sure how they get away, but they gotta. Sylar would be unstoppable. Put a honey roasted on it.

19:00 nut by caryn. The black girl (monica dawson) has a power. Caryn says its the ability to see something and then know it. That's why she is gonna make the tomato rose after seeing it on tv. That gives caryn the nut of the nite. However, she apparently doesnt know she has the power yet.

20:00 - rachel thought this guy was the father on the Nine. apparently rachel thinks he's starring on two shows at once.

21:00 - "where's peter?" - mike

22:00 - HRG is gonna tail Claire and see her with Peter Pan, who he will recognize.

23:30 - nut. whoops, tragic. they flew away. which rachel half-nutted, only she thought HRG would see them.

26:00 - prediction - Peter doesnt appear in this episode or he doesnt appear until the last 10 minutes.

28:00 - Parkman left hsi wife b/c it was the other guy's baby!

30:00 - Parkman's father is in the picture!!! nobody nutted it.

31:00 - i cant get the times right b/c caryn wont click Info for me. we definitely kow this Monica from another show. cant figure it out though. and her friend looks like a youg Julia Roberts.

34:00 - should i buy caryn one of these western outfits?

35:00 - i nutted the place Claire is gonna tell Peter Pan about - where she jumps off while Zack films. what happened to Zack? bummer for him.

36:00 - prediction: Claire opens up to Peter Pan at some point this season.

37:00 - Peter Pan has no game. Barney owns him. everyone kne just now he would catch her. Rachel thinks that was smooth. Apparently he does have game."i know you can heal, but i never want to see you hurt" - caryn's heart jsut got smitten. i had to g oto the bathroom and vom.

39:00 - will this be Micah's theme music for the season? Lawrence thinks so.

40:00 - monica is gonna learn how to do the special wrestling move. its gonna be cool when she does it. Mike is jealous of her power.

41:00 - Parkman's dad is nightmare man in Molly's dream!!! gah, how did i not nut that? sigh at life.

44:00 - weird nathan face again, significance still unknown.

46:00 - mike is hoping sylar kills them and ends this subplot.

47:00 - why wouldnt he kill them? kind of makes no sense. unless, bc of the virus he wants to keep them alive b/c he cant absorb powers while virused (just like he couldnt get Candace's power)

48:00 - everyone agrees the cock roach is significant, but we dont know why yet.

53:00 - everyone hopes that Kristen Bell arrives next week.

56:00 - when a girl wants to Cheer, a girl wants to Cheer!!! Quotes not often heard on tv, or in real life: "I had no idea cheerleading meant that much to you."

58:00 - it chimed when the Haitian was back in Texas too. missed another nut. What's in Ukraine?

59:00 - uh oh. Parental fight. what will they do!

60:00 - Where is she gonna find him?!?! is he in Ukraine?!?!

61:00 - nuts by rachel and caryn that monica was gona 6-1-9 this robber. mike wants to see it again. Her first ep, and we like her. so it is possible to make new characters cool. Apparently, the ability that Rachel wants is to do the 6-1-9.

62:00 - he's in Philadelphia. Is he near Penn? I wonder if he eats at White Dog or Beau Monde. pretty crazy. he attacked Molly while she was searching for him. and now shes unconscious and yelling for Matt in her mind. Good ending consensus.

VERONICA ARRIVES NEXT WEEK! AND SHES IN PETER'S STORY!!! MASSIVE EXCITEMENT IN THE APARTMENT!!!!!

October 15, 2007 Big Bang Theory

with Prison Break preempted by baseball, it has a chance to play-in to the lineup.

1:00 - i learned what spelunking was by visiting Carlsbad Caverns in Where in the US is Carmen Sandiego.

2:00 - rough opening scene, silence here at at Caryn's apartment.

2:30 - rebound with the indian guy asking for a "shmear"

10:00 - prettyweak so far. however, "what youre buying here are the ingredients to expensive urine" was pretty funny.

12:00 - question not asked: "do you have a wide set vagina with a heavy flow?" - name that movie.

We're cutting it. what a bomb. On to Heroes!

October 15, 2007 HIMYM

Okay. here it is. The first official Heroes nite blogging. We ordered in MExican from Blockheads. hopefully they dont muck up the order. 50-50 i think. We started playing Cranium, but had to stop to start tv.

0:30 - i think next week we'll have a pretzel catching contest. How many takes do you think it took for Marshall to catch 4 in a row?

1:00 - her Hugte Butt was a But. get it?

2:00 - omg Highlights was awesome! who liked doing the puzzle where you got to find all the little things in the big picture? i always did that at the dentist office.

5:00 - Lawrence thinks the kid in his class with an eyepatch is weird.

6:00 - Cougars are hot. way hot. "oh god getting the kid is winning isn't it?" - robin.

7:00 - Two Princes was a great song.

8:00 - Picking Up Girls Olympiad would be amazing. I'd own mike.

9:00 - Robin is lying to this guy about liking kids. He's goa find out she hates kids, and they will stop dating. Put it in the bank. make it a nut alert.

9:30 - nutted! she jsut admitted hating kids!

10:00 - This kid is talking in morse code. its kind of funny

10:30 - i've always been a "cereal first" kind of guy. caryn doesnt eat her cereal with milk. weird, huh?

11:00 - the food jsut arrived. Lawrence, who was closest to the door, made no effort to get up. This guy's been here 15minutes and he thinks he owns the place.

12:00 - Lawrence ate "cardozo dinner" and claims it was good. i totally dont believe it.

12:30 - it will be diffult to nut and eat at the same time, but im up to the challenge.

13:00 - she's strengthening her "core". caryn and i are goign to do "core" sometime.

13:30 - i thought Marshall's lawyering pwnd.

17:00 - ted's not gonna be able to close the deal with this girl b/c of barney. its in the bank. nutted.

18:00 - i SWEAR to god that i knew there was another girl. I KNEW it. and i didnt write it down. goddamit. what is wrong with me? i am so vexed. that was a great ut and i didnt write it down. i totally thought it. honest.

19:00 - robin wanting the kid to take her back is pretty funny.

20:00 - "which chumba wumba song?" - epic comment.

21:00 - mike jsut nutted that barney hadnt slept with her. impressive.

22:00 - barneys gonna nut her. barney just said he's gonan swoop in.

slow start, strong finish. great twist on barney's master plan.

On a closing note, we think this is one of the best comedies on tv. the writing and acting is generally great. and Neil Patrick Harris, playing Barney, what should be a disliked super chauvinistic pig, comes across as a loveable great character. excellent writing and acting.