Dec 1 Heroes

back 2 back heroes blogging!!!

also, tonight's HIMYM was last season's March Madness Episode, which featured a terrific plot and theme, and quite probably, the BEST last 30seconds of any episode ever. i highly suggest you watch!

1:00 - so, did hrg do sylar and elle? any bets? im guessing.... no.

2:00 - c chuckled at that "either she hasn't been sick ever"
CB Notes: Well....she hasn't!!

3:00 - i cant believe vm is busy nutting sylar. a little frontal nudity could have saved this scene.

4:00 - simply unbelievable. how could he have missed. he had a frigging sight on a high powered rifle. pathetic.

5:00 - also, how could vm and sylar have been so dumb to stay in that house?

6:00 - id like to hit vm in the butt with my gun... get it?

7:00 - also, going back to something from 2 eps ago, howd nobody know there was gonna be an eclipse? usually its posted in all the newspapers days in advance so you can go watch.
CB Note: And have we seen any of these people look at a newspaper ever?!

8:00 - yay more french!

9:00 - omg was majah's name on that postit. ohgawd... majah is coming back!!! MAJAH!!!

10:00 - what terrible and pointless dialogue: "you keep talking but all i hear is blah blah blah". that guy is so useless. he likes fire... get it?

11:00 - c wonders if this is the longest eclipse ever.
CB Note: Well, eclipses generally last 7 minutes tops...so you tell me...did all that happen in 7 minutes?? I don't think so! (Especially considering Sylar and Elle had sex, I'd hope for her sake...)

12:00 - what the hell lie is she gonna come up with?

13:00 - im wishing it would get light out, so i could see whats happening on the tv. its way too dark.

14:00 - c is looking at daphne going from cerebral palsy to running really fast, and she's singing alanis morisette songs.
CB Note: Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?

15:00 - know whats funny? i totally dont remember an eclipse a year ago. daph referred to one. was it part of seas 1?
CB Note: Know what's funny? You are extremely inattentive.

16:00 - mohinders pathetic. he gets one shot, and he mucks up. how unbelievable. frankly, mohinder couldnt even defeat majah. c echoes my thoughts simultaneously.

17:00 - ando, you dont need him to help you understand. just l2read.

18:00 - flipped over to vh1 for a sec, and just found out that.... Hiro Makamura.... YOU ARE HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!

19:00 - this is gonna be the most pathetic trap ever. also, c noticed vm wasnt bleeding anymore.
CB Note: Well, HRG was following a trail of blood to the store they were at. But then Sylar wrapped up her wound, so she wouldn't be leaving a trail any longer. So all they had to do was run away! But instead....

20:00 - great job breckin. there was an eclipse in Hiro's origins story!!! i believe i mentioned that last blog. you can check!

21:00 - did ando refer to the roof in nyc from seas 1 and an eclipse? i dun even remember that. wasn't hiro always muckin with the clock before he left japan in like ep 1?

22:00 - less nathan. less nathan. less nathan.

23:00 - my new line, to be used indiscriminately: "I'm Matt Parkman!" im definitely gonna bust this out next time r says something silly.
CB Note: I don't get it.

24:00 - why doesnt peter just go too? silllllllyyyyyyyyyy.

25:00 - claires mouth is dry. why were they feeding her that mm Shiraz?

26:00 - it looks like claires hair is gonna fall out.

27:00 - H.R.G. shazzowww!!!!!

28:00 - thats what you get for shootin clairebear!!!!

29:00 - and claire is going septic schock. everyone who waches medical shows know that when youre going septic, you are toast!

30:00 - eww at claires insides btw.

32:00 - so, in the interests of honesty, i was going to throw in a nut right here about hiro getting his powers back, and changing the past to sylar and claire dont die.

33:00 - as i began writing, c promptly pointed to that the eclipse would end soon, and claire and sylar would revive.

34:00 - and nut for cb.

35:00 - soooo...... why do some eclipses take powers away? and other eclipses give them?

36:00 - i guess ray is kind of like bumpkin the plumpkin...

37:00 - scene cut to haiti. cb: "uh oh". i was gonna say that peter is gonna pwn face now. but cb reminded me he got his stolen by arthur. will he have gotten them back?!?!?!

38:00 - he got.... Hatian Hurricaned!!!

39:00 - cb thinks the haitian should be on more. i totes agree, he rocks.

40:00 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. mohinder is screwed again. love it. if there was justice in the world, he'd have died right then, and we wouldnt have had to see majah on screen,

41:00 - you tell hiro Chris Griffin! you dont have to be batman or superman, but hiro gives us hope!!

42:00 - ok, so a) the 9th wonder comic book usage is great. im glad its back. b) great one liner by seth green to close the scene. not only appropriate, but a reprise of Hiro's line earlier (cue vh1). and c) sadly, HOW COULD THERE BE A NEW ISSUE OF NINTH WONDERS!!! ISAAC WROTE IT. HE DIED TWO SEASONS AGO!!! OMGEEEEE.

43:00 - ooooh. interesting twist. claire died was a problem.... think claire dying could have messed up the catalyst?

44:00 - quick.. make some nuts.... are angela and arthur his parents or not? will hrg die?

45:00 - HIRRRRROOOOOOOO. great scene. BAD MAN!!! save the cheerleader!!!!! well, it disappoints pretty often, but, on occasion, they can throw together some great ones.

53:00 - ok.... it's as if Seth Green was reading my mind... FINALLY throwing out the ridiculousness of isaac mendes being dead.... only, he calls this the last posthumous issue. i DISTINCTLY remember isaac like drawing and sending an issue out to save the world back in that season.
CB Note: I don't know if we actually know what that last issue was when he sent it though!

54:00 - great seth green story about dudes and guys at a convention. nice stunt casting with him and breckin.

55:00 - i keep asking c to pause so i can type, but she doesnt. pfffft.

56:00 - nice speech nathan. i used that time to check the stats in the hou-jax game.

57:00 - yes, lets look at you mohinder. and remember, a) what an idiot you are, and b) how unbelievable your plotline was.

58:00 - why did hiro leave them on a beach? still a chance to nut: was hrg lying or not? what does elle know about sylars parents? i have no good guesses....

59:00 - i preferred vm with logan tbh...
CB Note: Piz!

60:00 - really? sylar kills elle now? after all of that? first of all, if elle is really dead, shes had like nothing useful to do. i am so disappointed. second, can she get her own show again? third, wtf is with that story line, it just lurches back and forth with no rhyme nor reason. its like the writers arent even trying. and this show is on the air, but Pushing Daises gets canceled. im gonna quit watching tv soon, i mean it!!!

61:00 - hey thats terrific. we are stopped bc it ran over again. and its not gonna be online i bet. so.... this blog willl end with hiro showing claire something in the 9th wonders book. totally sigh.