Nov 17 HEROES!!! (including the... NUT OF THE YEAR!)

0:00 - mm, this apple salad is delicious. whats an apple salad you ask? well, its apples, caryns vinaigrette, craisins, and nuts. why are we having an apple salad you ask? well thats bc we were going to have a regular salad, but it turns out our bag of spinach was expired, and all we had left were the apples!

1:00 - ouch, i bit my cheek ><

2:00 - i just find the whole "pinehearst" thing hilarious. i mean, season 1 was about hte malevolent "company" only it was called primatech. now its pinehearst. SERIOUSLY come up with something new.

3:00 - omg its an eclipse!

4:00 - did we know arthur had sylar's moving stuff power? where he get that one? im so lost.
CB Note: First of all, Arthur took all of Peter's powers, of which that was one. Secondly, Arthur has the same ability to get other people's powers (like Peter and now Sylar), as we discussed last week.

5:00 - it looks like he took hiro's memory!! and also, wtf was with ando going all Matrix on that jump attack? seriously, he never woulda looked that cool trying to go karate style.

6:00 - those american style waffles looked awful. speaking of, i cant wait to go to Maureens when we visit my fam this weekend. best diner breakfast food ever. epic. you guys gotta come visit sometime and go with us.

7:00 - oh 10year old hiro. also, arthur shoudla kinda know hiro bc takei was in the group.

8:00 - the hunger is about power, not killing. duh. oh arthur sure can teach him! that devious one. it looked like he used Daph's power to speed back.

9:00 empathy, really? what is this, 11th grade english class?

10;00 - i want more apple salad, fyi.

11:00 - omg elle vaporized sylar!!!! umm, wtf no. so silly.

12:00 - hayden has a plan. lol. some awful acting and dialogue in that scene.

13:00 - caryn was less than impressed with her plan... which, to summarize, was "say a bad one liner then jump out a window"
CB Note: Yea, I don't really get what sort of "plan" that was considering all it did was show them which direction to run after her and Peter...and didn't even stall them.

14:00 - i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are approaching Prison Break levels of awfulness.

15:00 - "probably just a coincidence" huh Mohinder? do you not know the logo to this show?
CB Note: Mohinder needs to go away. He's as useless and unentertaining and Majah was. And at least she wore low cut tops (yea, I said it.)

16:00 - huh? a person is the catalyst? i don't get it.

17:00 - that person in the bed sure ended up worse off than mohinder.... i mean... umm. pretend you didnt know that plot inconsistency.

18:00 - i thought sylar got vaporized... wtf, theyre not even gonna try to explain that scene?
CB Note: Apparently, you've forgotten when Sylar took Claire's head off and got her power. Reading this blog would be more useful and entertaining if the blogger actually remembered big plot points!

19:00 - all ghost towns have ghosts.... perceptive, daphers.

20:00 - yes daph, get a nurse in the weird abandoned building.

21:00 - uh oh, claire and peter are in the sewers. i hope they dun meet no Mutant Ninja Turtles...

22:00 - peter, you numbnuts, you got yelled at like 5 episodes ago for mucking up the future and getting rid of that one already i think.

23:00 - BETTER DIALOGUE PLEASE!!! omg, this show seriously need's B's writers.
CB Note: That's a reference to Gossip Girl, since none of you watch that show :)

24:00 - i cant believe claire's plan didn't save her.

25:00 - on second thought, those waffes look pretty good right now...

26:00 - why did arthur take hiro's memory and leave him as a 10 year old? fyi, significant?

27:00 - well done for "i did it" part 2. and 10 year old hiro was kinda funny i thought. caryn says it was stupid. the thing is, it kinda was, but still was the highlight of this ep... kind of like the nikki/paulo episode of season 3 lost...
CB Note: I really don't get how you're comparing anything in this episode with that Lost ep...

28:00 - im watching elle fry sylar. is this Heroes? or a low budget horror movie starring paris hilton and freddie prinze jr?

29:00 - i bet sylar doesn't kill her. you can bill that nut fyi.
CB Note: You can bill it under the code: obvious.

30:00 - nathan scene with arthur. i had to rewind. i kind of slept through it. seriously, this show needs to get it together, bc pretty soon im gonna consider Mariokart a better option.

31:00 - who is born with the talent to lead a nation? is that like a super secret power?

32:00 - arthur is asking nathan to save the world together. i asked caryn "what is it they are saving the world from?" tbh, i dont know.

33:00 - i love vm, but im totally not feeling this emotional sylar and elle scene. frankly, these writers should have stayed on strike.

34:00 - so sylar a) empathy healed her? and b) took her powers without killing her? at least that was cool. caryn, officially, is pro elle and sylar relationship.

35:00 - that peter trick was pathetic. it was so obvi.

41:00 - caryn is chanting "makeout makeout makeout" for elle and sylar. and this whole "elle teaching him to shoot his electricity scene" is RIDICULOUS. what is he, 10, and learning to throw his first pitch?

42:00 - whats arthurs plan?!

43:00 - nathan, SAVE IT FROM WHAT?!?!

44:00 - ohmigod this nikki and nathan scene is terrible. why is this show so bad, why? at least nathan had a good one liner i guess.

45:00 - id like to do more than scratch ali larter's back. just sayin'...

46:00 - cool parkman-angela scene. finally... and daph. finally. cool one. i think that arthur did that to him in angela's mind. hes totes not gonna trust daphers no more.

53:00 - a) daphne is totally my fav character. b) wtf, how does she "love" matt - shes known him for like 3 episodes. c) when they were hugging, i was worried he was going to eat her...

54:00 - whaaaaaaaaaaaat, are you kidding me? arthur just lets angela go? thats ridiculous. come on. seriously, who could possibly buy that?

55:00 - THIS PLACE IS EMPTY. stop going to get doctors!

56:00 - how did peter and claire get here?

57:00 - caryn notes that peter is totally more believable when he tells parkman hes telling the truth mind to mind rather than speaking...

58:00 - caryn has mohinders new awesome name: WOLFMAN! hey, its hideous guy again. why oh why couldnt that have happened to mohinder?

59:00 - fyi, this show was awesomely cooler then 9th Wonders was part of the plot.

60:00 - caryn points out, and i agree, that isaac is dead, and this was his comic. how does it have hiro getting power mucked? further, didnt like isaac get out the last issue to save the world in season 1 just in time? how was he drawing season 3? PATHETIC.

61:00 - A THIRD PIECE OF THE FORMULA!!!! nice twist Heroes. its the catalyst, in the person from season 1!!! and mama p says its hidden in the blood of a person! i have this totally nutted. i am going ALL IN for Claire. first, the camera cut right to a face shot of her. second, and more importantly, when sylar took her power, he said something to the affect of "oh my claire, you really dont realize how important or special you are..."

remind me to point to this entry during the finale, and shout triumphantly... BILL IT!!!

62:00 - well, its a mighty good thing that i paused to write that previous long entry... bc...

BILL IT!!!!

NUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTTEROO!!!!!
CB Note: I'm still in it with it NOT being Claire, too obvious. Hoping for Ando cause of all the reasons I already mentioned in my email. I predict you will be de-nutted.

also, im gonna throw out another one, and say that sylar is gonna look like hes on the bad team for the rest of the season, but help the good guys in the end.
CB Note: Gee, what gave you that idea, the fact that he turned into a good guy, saved Peter's life, and is learning how to control his hunger?? OBVIOUS

also, everyone's all "omg an eclipse is coming", but ummm, does nobody know any Astronomers?

also, great stuntcasting of seth green an breckin meyer next week.