HEROES PREMIERE EVENT!!! 9/22

we just got home. the bathroom smells like salami. was that you pookie? before i can even finish my business and get a glass of water, caryn is starting. im like "wait for me" and shes like " i thought there would be a 'previously on' or something" and i reply "trust me they want us to forget last season as quick as possible. here we go: Claire is behind peter and she has a gun!!!

1:00 - caryn (after peeking over to read above) - "howd you know it was claire?" me: "bc ive seen the 284 commercials of this scene...", caryn: "well you dont have to be rude"

2:00 - "come on claire, its me". first nut of the season that was at 1:00 btw.
CB NOTE: It's not a nut if you saw it on a commercial!

3:00 - camps and experiments 4 years in the future. wasnt this the plot of XMEN 3?

3:00 - also this scar on peters face bothers me. its annoying. and, i bet it doesnt poll well in the female demo either.

3:00 - claire shoots! she always loved peter! peter stops time and dodges the bullet. caryn: "whoaaa" me: "ummm, stuff i knew about already?"
CB NOTE: Hey, negative nelly...it doesn't have to be a new power to be cool.

4:00 - back ot the present! and peter from the future shoots nathan in the past! caryn is wigging out. fyi, i read in tv guide they had like 3 possible shooters and maybe filmed multiple scenes. i dunno how i feel about this. for one thing, nathan being shot was supposed to be part of last seasons shanti virus plot. now its been warped into this seasons plot. meh...

4:00 - also, i dont even remember what nathan was doing at that press conference and why it was important or what it had to do with the virus.

5;00 - nathans deadddddddddddddddddd........ get claire stat. also get vm, i miss her.

5:00 - so, anyway, why did peter have to kill nathan to stop the start of wahtever it was. what exactly did he say to claire? i cant remember already.

6:00 - caryn is super schocked and all "what what" when nathan pops up. how on earth is that possible?

7:00 - i ask caryn to explain why there was a press conference, and apparently nathan was about to tell everyone about hte heroes, accordign t o caryn at the end of season 2. i guess that explains why peter went back and shot him, as per what he said to future claire right before. gj caryn.

9:00 - we're watchign hiro muck aroudn with this clock. i heard thats waht mike was doing at work all week, squinting at his clock...

10:00 - caryn totally nutted that "knock knock knock" of destiny.

11:00 - oooh. sylar is at claire's! sylar took a "detour south of the border". its behind him like "a long nite with a bad taco". so... the twins were hte bad taco?

12:00 - caryn and i are now debating what sylar ended up doing last season . i think it was kinda nothing. did he even have a role in the virus, or was he just stuck languishing with his pair of bad tacos south of the border? caryn thinks he may have battled the lovely elle. caryn mentions that maybe we should watched taht first hour of behind the scenes, then maybe we wouldnt be so LOST.

13:00 - tbh, i bet we arent the only oens with this problem. i bet everyone tried to put last season out of their minds. sylar sure got mucked pretty fast. but whoops, turns out he didnt. i thought he coudlnt use his powers? bc of the virus? who knows...
CB NOTE: Don't you remember anything??? He got his powers bad at the very end of last season. The last scene was him moving something with his mind and smiling. DUH!

14:00 - claire hides in the closet.... its like shes the 4th lead in a bad horror movie...

15:00 - whoa its maya. and shes at Menash's. whoops, i mean mohinders. howd they get together? and jesus why is maya still on this show. i thought they said it wasnt gonna suck again?

16:00 - omg the sympathetic neuropathway response! adrenal glands! stress levels. and all of a sudden, menash has solved it. whoops, i mean mohinder has. tis ths adrenaline, not the blood! breaththrough.

17:00 - whats the secret duty?! dont open hte safe my arse. also, im totally not feeling this "should i open it scene.".

18:00 - good point ando, i dont tihnk his thumbprint shoulda worked. lol another dvd!

19:00 - i dont understand either franklin.

20:00 - caryn and i are fighting. i cant blog and read these subtitles at the same time. caryn is supposed to be reading them to me, but shes yelling at me instead. anyway, after rewinding, if the formula falls into the wrong hands, we;'ll need the chosen one.
CB NOTE: I corrected all the spelling in the above post. You're welcome.

21:00 - i hate caryns bed, its so crooked. and uncomfortable on my neck.

22:00 - i got a 100 in chemistry hiro. and i also think you just got mucked by superfast girl from Friday Night Lights. i liked her on that show. this remnants of her running is cool. well this is cool, i like her alot. but jesus he sure got aht formula stolen fast.

23:00 - so, parkman was talkign to peter, and peter was beign creepy, and then all of a sudden, its peter from the future with the scar and hes nutting parkman (omg whered he go?). and i am PISSED. bc i nthe beginning, i was thinkgin that it was peter form the future iwht parkman and at nathans bed, inspecting or whatever and trying to be tricky, but i didnt say anything bc i was too busy farking blogging and not paying close enough attention. goddamit my first good nut and it was stolen! damn it all!!!! caryn meaniwhile is unsympathetic, and just mad im making her pause so i can rant this out.

26:00 - ps, explains why nathan lived. future peter healed him. peter apaprently just needed to stop the press conference, now nathan wont tell.

27:00 - chargers are up 38-14. jets suck fare sucks. cotchery sucks.

28:00 - great speech nathan. it was gibberish and made no sense. yada yada yada says i.

29:00 - btw, what did future peter do with present peter? also, why is menash flirting with maya. oh wait, that doesnt need an answer...

30:00 - im laughing out loud, for real, caryn looked over and snickered. and also, menash just discovered like soemthin amazing, all bc of maya and this adrenaline stuff. he can now GIVE powers. mohinder is teh g0dzor!

31:00 - why is there a file of ppl at claires. look its weevil. yay VM. and she just stabbed sylar but that didnt work. and now hes cutting her throat. ruh roh. i wonder if this is why shes evil in future kinda? or will she miraculously escape somehow?
CB NOTE: Cutting her throat babe? Not the top of her head, as Sylar does to all his victims?? Man, you're rusty!

32:00 - caryns grossed out by his mucking with her brainio. the eatthe brain joke was funny. caryn thinks it was to explain to dumb people he doesnt eat brains. so, kinda cool, e he looked in to figure out hoe to regernate bc hshe stabbed him. bt why would he let her live now.../????

33:00 - also, season one was all about saving the cheerleader to stop him from getting this power... and now... wutevs!

34:00 - claires brain is not like hte others. shes different. shes special. she can never die he says. shes the chosen one!!! and now he can never die, zomg. wuts different and special? caryn adn i like the sylar clcok music. well at least that scene was good.

35:00 - mohinder is a momo. he just wants to throw abilities into people. sure thats gonna work...

36:00 - so, jsut in case you thought that the bad thing was the twins, or hte twins storyline, we now know that even half hte twins will kill a scene and subplot... MAKE HER GO AWAY!

37:00 - whats with the nathan god angel talk? mccain picked his vp already...

38:00 - hey, why is that guy from season 1 here. i thought he was dead. wuts his name even?

39:00 - hey look ali larter is here. ithought she was dead. and she doent know nathan. and shes shtupping a governor. a) havent i kinda seen this plto already? b) did i totally nut nathans republican polotical potentials 2 minutes ago...? yes, yes i did.

40:00 - whats parkman doing in this desert? looks liek one of those mindtrap things from alst seaso nwith parkmans dad. whatever happened to him btw?

41:00 - howd hte speedster know that hiro would open that safe?!

42:00 - hiro is so rash, mucking ot the future. and hes fighting with ando. ando betrayed him he says. aaaaaah, ando jsut shot him with red fire! (he got it from mohinders power givign formula prolly). and now tokyo is collapsing. jesus menash made a godzilla!!!

43:00 - hiros back, and he doesnt tell ando. ruh roh. also, howd hiro know exactly where in the future to go? srsly...

44:00 - caryn asks how ando got powers. i tell her ot see hte blog, duh. and now mohinder is injecting himself like a dumdum pop.

45:00 - the ep defeinitely picked up with the hiro scene. caryn likes it.

46:00 - THE DREAMS. the first ability, the dreams of foretelling at MAMA PETRELLIS POWER, finally answered. and jstu thrown out like that. anyway, shes knows that future peter did something with present peter. if you go back in the blog archives, youll see guesses by caryn i and others about what her power was and what the dreams were.

47:00 - the formula they tried ot bury, it gets out. and destroys anything. mama thinks peter screwed up everything, and now bad different things are gonna happen. ruh roh. another godo scene. btw, presumably this formual the oldies talk about is waht hiro has, and what mohinder is discovering too i tihnk.

48:00 - was that weevil yelling he was peter petrelli? where is thsi jail? hrg is here too! howd he get there?

55:00 - is mohinder still talking? im not getting any of this... looks like they gave mohinder super strength. wasnt that ali's? booooring. and hey look, its that world splitting symbol doing here and in parkmans place.

60:00- HEROES CONTINUES NOW!!!

61:00 - butterfly effect!!! GREAT movie, with ashton kutcher and my fav tasty comawife herself, the tcw, AMY SMART!. anyway, this ep is how gong back and changing the past will muck up and chagne the future, in ways you didtn expect. thats the gist of hte butterfly effect. you shoudl all watch it.

62:00 -blogging is tiring, btw. im exhausted.

63:00 - so claire doesnt feel anything anymore, it used to hurt, but heal. ruh roh....

64:00 wtf is mama p. hiro has a sword in him, hrg is dead, peter just got mucked? claire is headless, parkmans dead too. and whoa, there are hte villains! lookign awesomely badass - parkmans dad, ali, adam, and sylar from behind, and some new black guy. it was a dream she doesnt want to repeat! - thats the new future that peter caused by shooting nathan! all to make claire not mad at him!
CB NOTE: I don't remember seeing parkman's dad...

65:00 - ohnoes, future peter got claire mucked by sylar. that wasnt supposd to happen. dont play with time peter. listen to mama p!

66:00 - whats with all the milk.... caryn asks the same thing. ooh look hes spider man.

67:00 - caryn: "hes in heat". me: this is so ridiuclous. im not beliving any of it. it is so random, and dumb. and its maya. she kills all storylines and characters she comes in contact with. her new hero name shall henceforth be The Black Widow.

68:00 - thats waht im talking about! VM!!!!!!

69:00 - oh vm let sylar get away last season. and he just lollowned 2agents. its that guy again, her dad. he needs a name btw.

70:00- lol at the sneaking scene with hiro and ando. caryn is so confused by ali. is that really her? howd she get this job?

71:00 - well apparently its the real ali. a reporter has her picture of when she was strippin! now shes a K Street Ice Queen Lobbyist!

72:00 - caryns like "thats a lot of art work" and then theres a closeup of hte mona lisa. shes a good thief!

73:00 - hey its attempt number 7! cute vid. future peter knocks her out of the way!

79:00 - jesus another stuckey td. i cant believe i benchee cotch for eddie royal. 10min left im up 3. no mroe kaeding FGs please!

80:00 - claire is totally buggin.

81:00 - "speakin' of sin..." rofl. how did she not die in that fire btw. shes not nikki. shes tracy strauss! how can yo uexplain ittttttttttttttttt? hey i bet old guy recognizes her! whats his name already?

83:00 - bet VMs dad is dead. nut for us both. caryn got it too. sylars prolyl alreadyo n level 5!!! ruh roh! weevilllllllllll. hrggggggggggg.

84:00 - awesome way VM rollled in and through that gu nto hrg. lol at sylar having hte bullets fall out. graet line "i got that from yoru claire." yay for good scenes!!!! this is a great one. whoa elle asploded when he tried to cut her. i love vm. great stuff with sylar elle and hrg together. also, integrating weevil with both peter and elle storylines will make him a good new character, unlike the ubiquitiously awful Widow.

85:00 - howd peter get in weevil's body, and why was he called jesse i think? also, all these superpoweful people are all now free.
CB NOTE: we knew that peter was in weevil's body back at minute 48, duh! future peter put him there!

86:00 - hiroes telling ando he was a future villain and killed him. ruh roh. Catwoman? uh oh, i hope halle berry isnt gonna be on this show.

88:00 - 7min in game, may hang on...

89:00 - future peter jstu told nathan he was future peter. good scene again. what is peter going to set right? love having future powerful peter rollin around in the present. coo lstuff.

91:00 - oh ali. did they finally make you cool??? jsut possibly. lol at the K Street Ice Queen turning people to ice! but how will they explain the ali/nikki/tracy thing and alis old split personalities and that fire. hmm.
CB NOTE: Maybe the fire killed only one of her personalities, but a new one came in it's place!

96:00 - mama p goes to visit elle. oooh, mam p is in charge now! rar. vm knows how to act. im believing those tears. bestill my beating heart.

98:00 - yay for good hiro and ando scenes again.

99:00 - rofl at him taunting her. i like her alot. who is her boss?! good scene with teh speedster, and with hiro and ando after. and sheesh shes in berlin.

104:00 - caryn cant look at mohinders back, its icky. caryn calls him an idiot. thats not gonna help him land 20 year old jess! or maya!

109:00 - thsi turtle is lol it soudns like an old guy. but, parkman dumped half hte water on the dirt.

110:00 - rofl it wasnt the turtle, it wa thsi dude. we laffed.

111:00 - desrt man: we have verizon. whoa, thsi guy knows the future, and that it is mucked bc parkman is here. caryn thinks he might be like an isaac.

113:00 - hey, wheres Wes at? thankgod not in this episode, amirite?!?!

115:00 - interestingly, caryn wonders if nathans hte only one who can see dead guy from vegas from season 1. WHAT IS HIS NAME?!

116:00 - NUT FOR CARYN. GJ BABY!!!! but, umm, explain this please.

117:00 - i bet this knox is the new black guy.

118:00 - jessie can destory us all. but hes peter petrelli!! hmmm. soud manipulation, whats that?

119:00 - hey, its claires mom form season 1. with the fire. i thought she got killed by kellerman in s1 prison break.

120:00 - future peter meets mama p at level 5 security. and he tells her he put present peter in jessies body. ruh roh!!! present peter is with the level 5 meanies. and they are BAD. godo ending scenes.
CB NOTE: We had to pause here so I could explain to justin (twice) what the deal was with present peter being inside jessie's body. What a newb.

121:00 - mama p is sylars mother?!?! caryn "(steady stream of ohmygods here)"