ANTM 3/5/08

So, TV nite was a bust once again with everybody playing hooky. fortch, caryn and i got to watch the next 4 eps of Ugly Bettyface, and i just adored it. unfortch, i am now being forced to watch and blog this show, which i hate more than most things in the world.

1:00 - lol. fatmina is trying to tlak smack about the hot brunette's butt. fatima is soooo butt ugly that its lol. i mean, she's so unattractive that i would not hook up with her, and as caryn can attest, nobody has a bigger Celebrity 5 than me.

2:00 - caryn caught me reading blogs and not watching top model and i got in trouble. i bette rplay close attention so this show can fry more of my brain cells.

3:00 - in good news, i was skimming today's TV Guide, and there was blurb that as critical of top model. so i liked that.

4:00 - honestly, i could do without the extended Walmart commercial and the "y'all"

5:00 - omg, vultures at the makeup mirror!!!

6:00 - lol fatima got ragged on. wtf they ragged on allison, shes so hot! was he the one i liked last week?

7:00- yay julia stiles won! and her picture is on WALMART.COM!! lets go check it out guyz!!!11!1!

8:00 - oh yay, talk about our children. guess this means julia is gonna get eliminated in the future, in the "i miss my child" ep.

9:00 - some other girl was talking about her child too. i had no idea who she was. we'll call her "random not-good-looking number 6"

10:00 - fatima doll has a fat ass! *zing*

11:00 - ooooo. she said that she likes "to take it from the back b/c she's black". arr to the oh eff ell?

12:00 - srsly, isn't tyra supposed to be like trying ot be baby oprah, or a good role model. but this show may as well be called "Real World 423: Model City"

13:00 - makeover episode aaaaaa. we know that rachel is pleased. hopefully, for my sake, they'll make a few more of the girls look attractive.

14:00 - btw, how funny is it that they are "cycles" and not seasons? a rose by any other name...

15:00 - prediction: fatima will still be ugly.

16:00 - whoa anya is smokin' now.

17:00 - new shitney is hot, but i liked old whitney too.

18:00 - Tyra-Vision is so dumb.

19:00 - aimee is hawt.

20:00 - lol tyra made her a horse. or a mulletgirl from new jersey. i bet lawrence had lots of friends with that haircut in high school.

21:00 - hey, its heather version 2. wtf, they made her look hot.

22:00 - so i thought this miss j thing was dumb, but now they are mocking the other girls with it, and that is HILARIOUS.

23:00 - katarzyna is still hawwwwwwwwwwwwwt.

24:00 - ugh, they destroyed julia stiles ><

25:00 - ok fatima is up. surprise surprise, she's whining.

26:00 - allison. SO fifferent. i dunno, i liked her black hair.

27:00 - its domionique, the tranny. still unatractive.

28:00 - shorter stacy ann: "wowww this suckssssss"

29:00 - amis is blah. caryn laffed though.

30:00 - yay back to fatima. more whining. here come the tears. lol allison confessional making fun of fatima. aww commercial.

31:00 - selesha commercial! could she appear any more awkward? could she?! i think not!!!

33:00 - still watcing fatima as she dials up the whaaambulance. heres her new hair. its long. but nut nut for me, she's still fugly. nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

34:00 - i coudl do w/o all of them reading off the tyra-ticker.

35:00 - Elle Macpherson!!! she was on the cover of my first SI Swimsuit Issue that i got as a kid!! rawr....

36:00 - katarzyna looked SO HOT. they had to be careful it wasnt too tacky they said, but i tihnk they meant too smoking hot, b/c this competition should be over and katarzyna wins. im predicting her as my winner for the season, ahem, cycle.

37:00 - omg, jay, really? lauren is awkward? really? shocker! you mean she wasn't casted specifically ot be awkward? what a stupid farking show this is.

39:00 - allison is so cocky. even tho she was so hot in her old black hair. she is getting eliminated soon. and now jay is bitzing at her for posing bad. she could be toast this ep, but even if she's not, she's toast soon.

40:00 - dominique's face is hideous. did nobody notice this in casting?

41:00 - yes, elle did just use the word "knickers".

42:00 - allison is either totally delusional, or such a liar, the way she is tellign the girls she did good. she is a lock for bottom 3, and only dominique can save her from elimination.

43:00 - hey, its nigel barker. hes a total d-bag.

44:00 - amis is wearing hte ugliest purple maternity wear ever at judges table.

45:00 - jesus this is such bullshit. they are criticizing katarzyna. "its too sex kitten, you look like a mail order bride". during the part of her shoot, she looked so hot, and musta had a ton of great pictures, instead they picked that one to be total assholes. what a hoax of bs this show is. im a little worried that katarzyna could be in for 3-4 episodes of "your too sexy" and then elimination.

47:00 - anya was a lot hotter before she talked.

48:00 - allison is up. nigel is such a jackass. really. he must be a total prick in real life. her picture was awful yes, but nigel was beign a prick before we even got to it.

49:00 - whitney's outfit was just awful. she'll be safe tho, b/c it wasnt her fault.

50:00 - judges deliberation coming up!

51:00 - allison is totally bottom 3. ouch, they are so "old mother hen? to dominique. she the 2nd in my bottom 3. so allison's pic is awful, but isntead of talking about that, nigel bitches about her not saying "thankyou." ill make these 2 my bottom 2 lock.

52:00 - lauren is number 1? are you kidding me? what a joke. im totally rooting for whitney as one of my top favs. thank god katarzna makes it, but not without a bitchy "sexy" comment.

53:00 - so, nut of the bottom 2 for both caryn and i. we both think dom will go home. it would be stupid not to. she's too old to even have a chance. maybe allison coudl turn it around, at least she is hot. but, tyra is referring to nigel's thank you whining.

54:00 - miss! allison is gone. dominque stays. and apparently they didnt listen to tyra when she said what hair color to give soccermom.

55:00 - what an awful show. i shoulda studied for hte mpre. i cant go to school tomm after enduring this. im gonan take the day off.

56:00 - wanna catch "The Pussygirls Present Girlicious" next on cw?

57:00 - ill see yo uguys next week, for more Real World 294: Bitchy Model Town.