Ugly Betty Pilot

WHY am i watching this? well, it's bc mike is being a loser, so is lawrence, rachel didn't like Wire, and now im stuck watching this.

2:00 - i started blogging late. i wasn't going to blog, but after the opening scene which was sooooooo bad ("it's dolce gabbana, from milan") i felt like i would need hte blog to get thru this. I expect to be devastated that this awful show is a hit, and Arrested Development got cancelled.

3:00 - what's Herbalux?

4:00 - did i just see that Gina Gershon is in this? hmm, maybe we'll get to see some ta-ta's.

5:00 - i recognize this guy. her bf apparently. what from? i bet caryn knows.

6:00 - i predict he's going to dump her. which runs contra to what the woman said.

7:00 - Caleb! i hope Kiki is on this show too!

8:00 - caryn and rachel just nutted that this guy was getting a blowjob. i totally didnt notice.

9:00 - but Bettyface's bf is breakign up with her, so i just tied the nut score at 1 apiece. oh, and i was supposed to feel sad i think, judging by the sappy music.

10:00 - we'll call it a mental nut tie since everyone knew that Betty would get hired by Mode b/c then the whoremongering son of Caleb wouldnt want Beej's from her.

11:00 - lol, her little brother (nephew apparently*) knows she's not fashionable.

12:00 - heyyy, they brought that Guadelaraja joke full style.

13:00 - line of hte show so far: "hi, are you the before?" - zing!!!

14:00 - i bet that secretary had PLENTY of experience that Caleb's son was looking for.

15:00 - what's Vanessa Williams from? Rachel: what's vanessa williams from?!?! Me: "what has she been in?" Rachel: ummmmmmm. Caryn: She was miss america. Rachel: she was miss america. ummmmmmm. Caryn: ummmm. imdb her, she's been around forever. Rachel: she was in an adaptation of Scrooge. Caryn: she was a singer, she had ummm. Rachel: i meant a christmas carol. me: Thank you for proving my point ladies.

16:00 - am i watching The Devil Wears Prada or Ugly Bettyface?

17:00 - 15:00 postmortem. rachel: she's famous for being miss america, but she got disqualified for sleeping wit a judge. caryn: i thought that was for taking racy pictures. me: now THOSE would make this show better!!!

18:00 - holy f. the tripod?!?! does that mean it reaches the floor?!?!?!?!

21:00 - caryn nuts philippe is the crazy architect from cashmere mafia. yes, we watch cashmere mafia. and yes, its divine!

22:00 - ouch, he called bettyface fugly! caryn: philippe is a meanie. and he stole the pphotolayout idea!

23:00 - i bet british christina is gonna hook up bettyface with a new smock!

24:00 - bizarro sex in the city? i didnt get it, but they told me thats b/c the 4 fat girls were like hte bizarro. and then i pointed out that of the 4 stars in sex in the city, the only 1 i would nail is charlotte. so the joke changed to 4 "unfashionable" girls to account for this reality.

25:00 - ooh, a mystery!

26:00 - mike told me that this is what he did over the summer. (i won't explain further, only those here will get to be in on this lol joke)

27:00 - i liked that hot hoe's lingerie. but the only job she'll be getting from (or for) him is a blow one!

28:00 - hot damn. another hottie! no wonder this show is a hit. its got lots of girly stuff for the girls, and lots of barely clothed hotties for the guys!

30:00 - its unfair shes being mad at bettyface for working. not her fault.

31:00 - the music changed wihle i was blogging, i think bettyface had an epiphany. NUT!

32:00 - rachel claims to have made this nut also.

33:00 - omg look at all these outfits in the closet! its girl heaven! and i dont care!!!

34:00 - but i did like hte $7000 potato sack comment.

35:00 - oh look, british woman has bettyface's idea. i bet its great and britishwoman will tell somebody. unfortch, caryn has an even better nut - she thinks britishwoman is gonna tell Miss america!

38:00 - i laughed at the gratuitous donut eating shot.

39:00 - i bet she comes back in the outfit! nut!

40:00 - caryn pointing out what we all think: HOW DOES IT FIT HER!

41:00 - ok, bettyface trying to model is kinda funny. but wtf is this for now? whys he taking real pics, he just needs the lighting.

42:00 - and she quit! THE SHOW's OVER. thank god! lets get the wire! rachel: she finally pulled together an articulate sentence, but it was in telling him off :(

43:00 - omg, he's gonna talk her into staying. F!

44:00 - ooh he didnt. shes still at home. lets hope its over!

45:00 - that plasma scene was sooooo bad. like really bad. like, i only woulda thought it was good if i lived in kentucky bad.

46:00 - hey, i tihnk its gina gershon. and she didn't like it. Now we all agre that bettyface's idea will save the day.

47:00 - so, daniel is gonna be hte good guy. total nut on my part. rachel is just now getting that philippe was in on the sabotagery!

48:00 - in brighter news, this takes away caryn's "betttyface's idea to miss america" prediction from earlier.

49:00 - agreement all around that salma hayek on the telemundo show is hilarious.

50:00 - walter's a bigger loser than bettyface.

51:00 - hey, betty is railing against HMOs. i like to see that!

52:00 - aww, daniel's backstory. hes the blacksheep. the tommyboy if you will, to dead brother's david spade.

53:00 - wtf kinda idea is that for sellign cosmetics?! bettyface busting out the brand loyalty statistics!

54:00 - i love gina gershon's entourage.

55:00 - who is the woman in the mask in cahoots with miss america?! prolly the woman that caleb wanted to be dead! i sure bet!

57:00 - rach says daniel reminds her of logan from vm. bad boy turned good. andddddd heres a lil KT Tun for all the fans out there!

60:00 - caryn: gotta say, kidna loved it. rach: kinda loved it. me: ok we can do another.