Thursday, November 29, 2007

Strike Watch 2007!

Once Strike Ends, the TV Season Could Take Weeks to Restart
Even if the WGA strike manages a "speedy" resolution — which is no guarantee, seeing as how little progress has been reported — it could still take many shows several weeks to get back on track. As detailed by the Los Angeles Times, sealing any actual deal will take a week or more of paperwork, at which point the traditional two-week holiday hiatus will hold up the biz. Though some scribes may blow off the break to get back to their keyboards, figure on three to five weeks for shows to restart production, as they wait for enough scripts to be in the hopper before firing up the machinery. "Resuming production isn't something that can happen overnight," warns CSI: NY exec producer Pam Veasey. "It doesn't take just one week to prepare 200 crew members to film a single episode."

Sitcoms that tape before a studio audience (such as Back to You) would be the first off the block, perhaps inside of a week and a half, while something like Pushing Daisies will require five weeks to bloom again.


Strike Leads DNC to Strike Presidential Debate Labor troubles have put a fork in plans to have CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric moderate a Dec. 10 presidential candidates' debate. The Democratic National Committee has decided to cancel its Los Angeles face-off rather than have a potential run-in with the Writers Guild of America. Writers and other CBS News employees represented by the union could walk off the job on the 10th and several major candidates, including front-runners Sen. Hillary Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama have said they would not cross picket lines to participate. "Due to the uncertainty created by the ongoing labor dispute between CBS and the Writers Guild of America, the DNC has canceled the Dec. 10 debate in Los Angeles. There are no plans to reschedule," says DNC Communications director Karen Finney.


EXCLUSIVE: Conan O'Brien To Pay Staff

jayconan4.jpgI just learned that Conan O'Brien has made arrangements to pay his staff who will be laid off by NBC as of Friday. About 80 production people -- like talent bookers, producers, production assistants -- will be taken care of by the Late Night host who is supposed to move to The Tonight Show in 2009. Sources tell me this is on a week-to-week basis for the moment until or if Conan, who's a WGA member and got his start as a comedy writer, goes back to work. Obviously, NBC is dying for him to return to the air because its late night ratings for the repeats have tanked. None of the late night shows have been in production during the entire November sweeps and the networks have to give sponsors free spots or “give backs” at a cost of millions.

I'll say this: it's a great PR move by O'Brien as well as an incredibly nice thing to do. After all, he's the least paid of the Big Three (including Letterman and Leno), and unlike Dave's Worldwide Pants, which is generouslydoesn'tLate Night. NBC does. paying its employees through at least the end of the year, Conan's company Conaco own

And while I'm on the topic of NBC's late night hosts, I'm told that Carson Daly was probably going to lose his show if he didn't return to work. Oh, like that would have been a great loss to humanity, much less television. It's incredible the lousy publicity which Daly's decision to cross the picket line is creating. After the news broke that Carson was soliciting scab jokes, several websites have sprung up soliciting jokes about Daly, the nastier the better.

Meanwhile, where do things stand with Jay Leno who had been a ubiquitous figure handing out food to the WGA picketers? There are no plans at the present for him to pay his show's production people who will be laid off by NBC as of Friday. As for returning to work, "I don't see him running to cross the line. I get that," an insider at the network tells me. That's because Leno is still really furious at Jeff Zucker for handing over The Tonight Show to Conan and isn't exactly in the mood to do any favors for NBC Universal.


EXCLUSIVE: Talks Day #3 'Stalemated'

There's little more to say about Wednesday's talks other than that, unfortunately. "This is not heading in the right direction," a mogul quoted his labor exec as saying to him yesterday. Another source told me, "It's stalemated. Nothing's getting achieved."

I'm not sure people are aware that CAA partner Bryan Lourd all week has been at the hotel where the talks are being held. He's working both sides in a form of "footstep diplomacy" (as opposed to Henry Kissinger's old "shuttle diplomacy"). An insider told me, "He keeps asking what everybody needs. This is what Lew Wasserman used to do during these things. Wasserman would say, 'I want to know what you each need. I don't want to know what you want. Go in the other room and tell me what you need.' "

As I've reported previously, Lourd was designated as the Hollywood agencies' point person to assist these resumed negotiations, which I should stress do not have a stop date on them at the moment and will probably continue well past Thursday. Said an insider: "There's no arbitrary end to this. Everyone only leaves if Bryan gives up and goes home."


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

11/28/07 Pushing Daisies

My favorite show of the week, finally.

This guy is the Harry Potter audio book narrator i believe. im sure its amazing. caryn swears i wrote this already. i dont care. ill write it again. This guy is the Harry Potter audio book narrator i believe. and he owns!

1:00 - aww young ned and his friend. adorable! ohnoes! his friend left him :( stupid magic leaves.

2:00 - i want a Calendar of Obscure Holidays for hanukkah. get me one!
CB Note: http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/index.htm

3:00 - happy drug guy is back! is he up to no good? i cant remember. shoudl go check the blog for that episode. what if i made a nut?

4:00 - did you hear that guy say "amaaaaazing"? i hope selina watched this ep. i wonder if mike noticed this.

5:00 - lol at this girl and her italian accent. it's almost as good as Marisa Tomei's bronx accent in My Cousin Vinny.

8:00 - i think this guy is a good guy. he loves olive. but olive is hung up on ned!

9:00 - the truth aint like puppies! tell it to Bush and the Republicans.

11:00 - its molly shannon btw. "Lord of the Pies" lol.

12:00 - i love the whole "pie hole, as in shut your" thing.

13:00 - i shoudl fake stutter some time for fun.

14:00 - know what i havent had the opportunity to do in a bit? give up? an HIMYM Major salute.

15:00 - caryn bought healthy peanut butter that wasnt actually peanut butter yesterday at Associated. i cost 8 dollars. she just tried some in the kitchen and yelled out "omg this is disgusting" then she rolleed over and put it in my face. and i said i didnt want it. then she made me taste it. and hte first thing i noticed was that it even *smelled* disgusting. so i had a little taste, and it was awful. and she sad "what does it taste like?" and i answered "cardboard". *boot
CB Note: So much for my attempt at being healthy! I should make my own peanut butter in my food processor!

23:00 - "pie ho e" hehe

24:00 - Banya! health inspector! ohnoes! i bet hes in cahoots with the candy ppl!!!

25:00 - whats in that door? ohhh, the rotten food that ned revives! OHNOES! closed!!!

28:00 - prediction - they will use Ned's power to scare her!

29:00 - will ned stand up to her like little ned did with his book?!

33:00 - i like their black outfits. sexah!

34:00 - raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats. omg it went into the candy vat. and a human head bubbled up?! lol "dont mess with the pie holes"

35:00 - nutted ned reviving that person in the candy. and the cops and molly rolled right in after...
CB Note: Wow, you nutted Ned reviving a dead person. Good job.

38:00 - early prediction: molly killed her bro to frame ned.

41:00 - uh oh, emerson let slip that they are "even". lol nancy shrew.

42:00 - lol being locked in a prison being worse than a metaphor for truth.

43:00 - ohnoes! the italian guy! lol they met carpooling.

44:00 - caryn notes that molly/dilly is wearing mittens. good catch babe!!!

45:00 - caryn likes chuck's outfit.

46:00 - lol candyy fingerprints.

47:00 - nutted molly/dilly doing something ot olive!

48:00- trick! molly has 10 fingers... stutter?

53:00 - Banya! shoulda kniwn. It's always Banya! Jerry would have known.

57:00 - caryn claims ot have nutted olive's bf coming thru the door, and then nutting it as a dream. she asks if i believe her. no. i dont. gotta write it down!!!
CB Note: I was just about to say "This is a dream" and then the dream ended! i am a very honest person!!

59:00 - molly killed the inspector!!

60:00 - he's gonna tell her!! ohnoes! there he did it! nut.

11/28/07 ANTM

I'm getting a later start but so far we know this: the episode started with some "heather had to have her lines read b/c of her disease" stuff, and now she keeps getting lost on her way to her Go-C's. this certainly is a set up for a heather dismissal, but perhaps she'll escape like 2 weeks ago.

on another note, did we miss last week's episode? who got eliminated? caryn says she didnt miss it and lisa got eliminated. but i think i saw lisa get eliminated, and i didnt watch last week. caryn tells me there was more heather and disease stuff. see, on the one hand they would eliminate her with all this talk, but on the other, they love this "plotline". this show is such a crock. its a crock-pot. without the good food. caryn agrees with my above sense that the standard cues are pointing towards a heather elim this week. who got eliminated 2 weeks ago if lisa got eliminated last week? caryn says ambreal. i think i saw this episode, but i totally dont remember. what was the task? oh, the desert shoot. ok, back to the show!

17:00 - dinner is rdy. caryn cooked again. next monday she'll be making her Super-Speial-Secret-Chili-Of-Ownage, or as i like to call it, SSSCOO.

18:00 - selesha got booked!!!

19:00 - jenna had a terrible walk. she looked like a model. huh? is this America's Next Top Something Else? am i watching the wrong channel?

20:00 - every time they say Go-C i wanna slap them. it sounds like a baby-word.

22:00 - heather rolled home 40 minutes late. on top of repeatedly getting lost. she is so toast.

23:00 - apparently there are only 5 girls left. thank god. that means theres only 3 more episodes after this!!!

24:00 - cool reward to the challenge at least.

25:00 - caryn fast forwarded thru the Jaslene commercial. shame. i love making fun of those.

29:00 - nigel is gonna shoot them! if we're lucky, they'll let me "shoot" him after...

33:00 - uh oh! jenna did not deliver today!!! if heather "owns" her shoot she may stay!

35:00 - well its up in the air. apparently, heather had greatness, but as ningel was shooting it, she would pull away from it. thanks jay, english plz now? what the f does that mean?!?

36:00 - its wide open, heather may be saved by a) jenna's poor performance, and b) jenna's "peanut gallery" moment. consensus bottom 2.

42:00 - i dont like chantals picture at all. silly judges.

43:00 - i dont like bianca's either.

44:00 - Jenna's up! they liekd her picture. "however", her sense of humor (sarcasm) comes off as arrogant, according to nigel.

45:00 - selesha's pic was my fav by far. now *that* is a good picture. awesome pose. she'll be challenge winner.

46:00 - caryn hopes heather goes home. "oohs" and "aahs" at heather being so late, and only making it to 1 Go-C. heather's walk is awful. they all like her picture mostly.

53:00 - official predictions pre panel prediction: the modus operandi says that heather is gone. However, i think they'll want to keep milking that "whatever its called disease" storyline. im predicting that jenna's goose is broiled. Caryn: Jenna eliminated, hoping its heather.

56:00 - official post panel prediction: jenna gone. Caryn: "i dont wanna!"

57:00 - temporary point - on all this personality complaints about jenna and her screwing it up with clients... what about heather's disease, lateness, eye contact, social awkwardness etc. i mean seriously, if this is really something that matters than stop being so ridiculous.

58:00 - nutted selesha's win. caryn is officially lobbing in a "heather gets eliminated prediction"

59:00 - nutted the final 2.0. caryn: ya know, carrie dee made an offensive joke to Nigel in her season and won. she said he had a stick up his butt!

60:00 - There's a nut hanging from a tree. who will grab it???

Caryn will. Her victory speech: "Never go against the editing." She's right, gotta stick with the "they tell you who gets elimmed in the first 5 min theory.

Strike Watch 2007!

CBS Writers Considering Dec 10th Strike To Disrupt Network's Presidential Debate

The WGA is saying that CBS news writers are ''strongly considering" a December 10th strike date. The timing appears to be an attempt by union leadership to disrupt CBS plans for a presidential debate the same day. That's because several Democratic White House candidates like Barack Obama, John Edwards and Hillary Clinton have all said they won't cross a picket line to participate in a debate. So far no exact date is set for a strike, which was authorized by the rank and file earlier this month. The writers working for both the CBS network newscasts and local news stations have been working without a contract for 2 1/2 years.

EXCLUSIVE: Talks Day #2 Still Friendly But Unproductive; "Game Of Chicken"

Tuesday was the day that the writers and the producers were supposed to start considering "new business" during their resumed contract negotiations. But, instead, they just kept focused on old business. Day #2 was supposed to be "when they really start advancing the ball forward" and "where the rubber can really meet the road," according to its advance billing. Instead, it was the same old same old.


Again, negotiators for the AMPTP presented that "very comprehensive proposal which laid out to all the entire roadmap to the deal" and, again, addressed every single issue. And, again, negotiators for the WGA listened and, again, kept getting up to caucus.


But where was the new stuff?


The reps for the studios and networks keep telling me about at least two improvements in their comprehensive proposal presented Monday compared to what was on the table back on Sunday November 4th when the talks broke off and the strike began. "But they also feel that the writers weren't paying attention and didn't absorb the proposal back then. So, basically, they presented back what they proposed on November 4th," an insider in that camp explains to me.


It took a couple of hours, I'm told, for the AMPTP to do this. "They went over the proposal point by point as though they were delivering a new proposal," a different source explained to me. "But it was the exact same proposal, though they restated their positions in a friendlier manner."


Yet I've been repeatedly told by people in a position to know that the networks and studios dostill hope that will be done sooner rather than later. But it's truly baffling to me exactly why the AMPTP is slowing down the process when, if anything, it should be speeded up especially with Christmas looming. On the other hand, this is a favorite negotiating tactic of AMPTP president Nick Counter: to repeatedly offer little new until the guilds are forced to negotiate against themselves by continually reducing their demands. (Which is one reason why the writers now are toying with a provocative new tactic of raising have new stuff to present, and the writers their demands at every bargaining session.)


My question is: have the Hollywood moguls authorized Counter to delay? (Which, if so, will give fuel to the fire that the studios and networks just agreed to these talks purely for their PR value and are instead adhering to their individual timetables to declare force majeure. If the moguls think they're badly losing the PR war now, which they are, just wait until that happens.) Or has Counter talked them into this strategy because he thinks it'll work now just as it has in the past?


But that was then, and this is now. I'm hearing phrases like "jaw-dropping", "mind-boggling" and "you can gape at the chutzpah" to describe Tuesday's session. But I also hear the writers are determined not to feel frustrated or angry. "You've got to admire the kabuki of it," a source told me. "You can look at this as some really sophisticated and interesting negotiating tactic, or as stonewalling. But it's also paralysis. It's one thing to go back but another to not move at all."


Still, an insider is convinced that what happened at Tuesday's session "is like two cars just sitting there getting ready for a game of chicken. Neither one wants to go first. Both sides will get past this. I don't know when, but they will."


I understand the writers will spend this AM caucusing to figure out their next move.


News from Tuesday:

More From Letterman's Late Show Writers

I find lateshowwritersonstrike.com consistently the funniest strike blog out there. Some recent gems you may have missed:


BILL SCHEFT'S STRIKE RELATED DAVE-TYPE MONOLOGUE JOKE OF THE DAY: The hookers in Times Square, God Bless 'em, are now offering their "Writers Strike Special." It's $29.95, but if you let them make a DVD, they'll give you back four cents.


THE AMPTP'S CONTRACT PROPOSAL ...BY JOE GROSSMAN... Today, the WGA and AMPTP resumed negotiations, and inside sources say the producers finally offered the writers a contract that would pay us using a simple, straightforward formula. Here's how it works.
-- The pay-per-letter contract: $0.00 for every use of the letters A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
-- .0125¢ for every Q and anything with an umlaut.


Negotiation Ground Rules ...BY STEVE YOUNG ... The WGA and the AMPTP have agreed that Monday's negotiations will be governed by the following rules:
-- Each side may bring one giant inflatable animal.
-- No hot-dogging or show-boating.
-- During the 15 minute break, there will be a musical performance by the National Labor Relations Board's "Rappin' Mediator."
-- The AMPTP must withdraw excessively unfavorable proposals if the WGA team chants "Hey hey, ho ho, corporate greed has got to go."
-- Each negotiating team member must bring a covered dish.
-- To determine the final internet residuals formula, the WGA will pick one of 26 silver briefcases held by models.
-- The session will begin with an attempt to resolve a minor negotiating issue: the WGA wants to be able to sit at the table, while the AMPTP is demanding 100% of the chairs for themselves.


WGA Scolds Carson Daly For Returning 'To Support Staff' And Seeking Scab Jokes

I should start this post by noting that everyone I know, young and old, doesn't get lunkhead NBC's Last Call host Carson Daly's appeal. Indeed, I've seen chimps with better TV charisma and good looks and interviewing skills. And yet NBC at the time was so delighted about hiring him just because he dated starlets and pop stars and smarmed MTV. So the network is more enthusiastic than ever now that Daly today announced that he is the first of the late night hosts returning to the air despite the ongoing writers walkout. He plans to resume taping Wednesday for new episodes that will begin airing next week. "He wanted to go back to support his staffers," the network spokeswoman said. NBC has informed the non-writing staff of Daly's show, as well as Jay Leno's and Conan O'Brien's, that they face layoffs at the end of this week unless the shows return to the airwaves. (Meanwhile, NBC is so desperate to get Leno back behind The Tonight Show desk that it's humiliating him with "vintage" episodes which should be destroyed, not aired.)


Tonight, the striking Writers Guild of America issued this statement of criticism: “We’re disappointed at Carson Daly’s decision to return to work. Mr. Daly is not a writer and not a member of the WGA, unlike other late-night hosts Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel, who have all resisted network pressure and honored our writers’ picket lines. We hope he’ll change his mind and follow the lead of the other late-night hosts.”


The late night shows have not been in production during the entire November sweeps. Since the repeats don’t generate the same ratings as original shows, the networks have to give sponsors free spots or “give backs” at a cost of millions. Ergo all the pressure from CBS and NBC and ABC on its late night hosts. So the fact that Dave, Jay, Conan, Craig and Jimmy -- all members of the WGA, which Carson is not -- have stayed out much longer than anyone thought would happen (especially in light of 1988) is a major concern to the networks and a major boon to the WGA.


But back to Daly. Today he's also accused of setting up a "joke hotline" as a strike breaking effort -- prompting the WGA to scold "We’re especially appalled at Mr. Daly’s call for non-Guild writers to provide him with jokes." The Smoking Gun published an email purportedly from Daly detailing how he asked a small group of contacts to call in "suggested jokes" to a telephone hotline, noting that he would "play some, most, or all of your jokes on the air." The bit, Daly stressed, was not meant to "make fun" of his striking writers. He added that his goal was to just "play a fun collage of random people trying to 'help me out.'" The bit's set-up, Daly wrote in his Sunday night e-mail was that "the devastating writers strike" led to "A TON of my friends and family...calling me, leaving messages, offering their help with jokes because they know that I don't have any writers working and hosting a late night show without them will be nearly impossible for me." It's all online, barf bag not included.




WGAE "Solidarity" Rally Reveals Celebfest

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wgaemarg.jpgToday's Writers Guild of America East (WGAE) and Labor Community Solidarity Rally held in NYC's Washington Square Park was a major celebfest. Almost 1,000 members of the labor community were on hand, including striking writers from the WGAE and WGAW; and representatives from 15 unions including SAG (whose NY president, Sam Freed, is pictured at the podium above), AFTRA, DGA, SEIU, UNITE-HERE, AFT, the national and local AFL-CIOs and the New York City Central Labor Council. Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards spoke to the crowd reaffirming his commitment not to cross WGA picket lines at ABC's The View and also the upcoming CBS-sponsored Democratic debate. (Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton sent statements.) Actors, writers, and politicians gathered and The Huffington Post's Patrick Waldo capture them on video, including 30 Rock's Tina Fey and Jackwgaetim.jpg McBrayer, SNL's Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers, Sex and the City's Kristin Davis and Evan Handler, The Office's Rashida Jones, Tim Robbins, Danny Glover, Gilbert Gottfried, Lost's Michael Emerson, David Chase, Tony Goldwyn, Edie Falco, Joe Pantoliano, B.J. Novak, Michael Nouri, Julianna Margulies, Anthony Edwards, Eric Begosian, Nancy Giles, John Slattery, Richard Belzer, David Proval, Colin Quinn, and Aasif Mandvi, Tom Fontana, Raven Metzner, Michael Rauch, Jack McBrayer, Frank Gilroy, Peter Hedges, and most of the staffs of The Late Show, SNL, Colbert, etc.

Tomorrow, the WGAE again pickets Time Warner Center from 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM.

Monday, November 26, 2007

11/26 Heroes

Mike and Selina are not here. something about finals. lamerz.

TIVO still fucking a ton. oy.

1:00 - caryn's prediction of vm utrning good is looking in good shape.

2:00 - HRG is shirtless. caryn rach and lawrence cheer.

3:00 - explain yourself mohinder!!!!!

4:00 - mohinder ur so naive. HRG confirms the company inventing the virus, like Adam said.

5:00 - i think its still open as to whether Adam or Bob and the Company are the real bad guys. Perhaps Adam wants hte virus to go off and the company wants to hide it was their fault and stop it. I bet the reason Hiro is show with his sword raised against Peter is b/c peter is with Adam.

6:00 - Micah!!! sweet! i missed his storyline!!! its nikki! fyi: has any hero gotten a worse storyline than her? its like, they realized her storyline sucked last year, and then set out to make it worse? only Sylar is more wasted beig stuck in mexico with the twin flops.

7:00 - why dont they juts get McAfee or Norton's???

7:30 - its tough to eat and blog at the same time. fekking chinese came late.

8:00 - "the virus kills her?" - rachel. no rach, it doesnt kill people. its harmless. 93% of the world's population died from something else!

9:00 - wtf is sylar and maya? wtf did the wine come from? wtf are they still alive?

10:00 - so it was that easy to control huh? she just had to try real hard? gee, that sure makes them even MORE compelling characters!!!

11:00 - hunting the trail of Kensei! looks like itll be cools.

12:00 - how did Adam know where she was? why was Mama Petrelli so keen to protect her from Parkman?

13:00 - Sweeney Todd!!!

20:00 - what's victoria pratt's power? lawrence says he has it nutted, but he wont tell us.

23:00 - ok, so Adam tried to release the virus once in the past. and rachel correctly points out that he will try to do it in the future.

24:00 - oooh, who helped Adam?!?!

25:00 - "the last time i saw my mother was a year from now" - gj writers!

26:00 - will peter realize that there was a reason victoria wanted to kill adam?

28:00 - rachel notes that it is not a good ide ato tell killers you know they are killers. i agree. now they will have to kill you!!!

29:00 - unfortunately, b/c the writers suck, we will not be fortunate enough to have him kill the twins right now.

30:00 - maya is such a fool. and this maya-sylar love thing is just ridiculous. and HOW ON EARTH are maya and sylar going to play a significant role in the outcome of the story? there are 1.5 episodes left. and they are still dillydayllinng there meaninglessly!

31:00 - i am concerned that the plan was to have the sylar-twins plot come to fruition or play a critical role in the *second* half of the season. this would mean a) they arent the new heroes that die, and b) we'll have gone thru all this awfulness for nothing. Remember, if he just kills the twins, it will have mean we spent countless scenes on the stupid twins only to have them killed by sylar without playing any useful role. if that happens, they could have been introduced like super-hearing lady, and just been in 1 ep.

32:00 - who is legend? I AM.

33:00 - i asked everyone what they thought of this ep. rachel: "eh.". lawrence: "too much twins." caryn: "there hasnt been 1 good twin episode" me: "they suck the life out of the show, like a doctor's 16th century leech"

34:00 - we still don't know victoria's power. ooh, she called peter's parents killers!

35:00 - lol violent micah.

36:00 - nutted that knock at hte door being alejandro. lawrence notes that all of a sudden he speaks english. fortunately for us, it was his first, and last, time.

37:00 - shirtless sylar. lawrence: "oh jesus."

39:00 - did not take long for that totally unconvincing ad super fast sylar and maya romance to come to fruition. WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO OUR SHOW!!! I've been supporting the writers in the strike up til now, but I am being pushed to the brink here people!!!!

41:00 - rachel is cutting this cheesecake like mike mellin. what a disaster.

43:00 - so this is the 2nd to last ep of the year. and it has 17minutes left to stop sucking nuts.

44:00 - caryn just nutted claire's monologue: "but this really hurts". The Haitian Chimes!!!

45:00 - more micah. why. WHY!

46:00 - lawrence notes the micah music playing in the background. caryn echoes my thoughts that monica really doesnt need to bring micah along.

47:00 - where is that Strain 138 again? Texas?

48:00 - we all wonder why monica doesnt go bruce lee or chuck norris on those punks? she's caught!

50:00 - lawrence: "how on earth are they gonna conclude this?" i agree. they have one ep. there's the virus, which is central, but then there is claire/hrg, ylar/maya, and now monica/nikki. what a disaster. some of this was meant as set up for next semester.

51:00 - lawrence wants to see the new National Treasure movie, but rachel thinks it looks pretty dumb.

53:00 - American Gladiators!!! It's. gonna. be. awesome.

56:00 - emotional claire and west scene. it. is. awful.

57:00 - Elle has arrived. this scene just got a lot better. Nut inc: elle is gonna tell her hrg is alive.

58:00 - well, no nut. i enjoyed the elle-claire showdown (it would be soooooo hot. you all know it).

59:00 - how did sylar get to molly? well, at least he's finally arrived into the storyline.

60:00 - caryn notes that weve been missing ando-hiro interactions.

61:00 - hiro and peter!!! and hte episode ends. f. this.

Finale next week, we'll have to hope its good. LAwrence is being pretty virulent about attendance next week, mike and selina...

Strike Watch 2007!

Dare We Hope A Deal Has Been Struck...?

As the WGA strike begins its 4th week, I've been told positive news about today's resumption of contract talks between the writers and the producers. So positive, in fact, that I'm almost fearful to post it. But here goes: a very reliable source tells me that there appears to be a deal seemingly in place between both sides.

"It's already done, basically," the insider describes. That's because of the weeks worth of groundwork by the Hollywood agents working the writers guild leadership on one side, and the studio and network moguls on the other. I was told not to expect an agreement this week. But my source thought it was possible that the strike could be settled before Christmas.

Look, I don't want to raise false hope here. But this source has been very accurate in the past. The negotiations starting today will have a news blackout, so don't expect any significant leaks. But consider the real possibility there's been a breakthrough. Still, I must caution that this is Hollywood -- where defeat is snatched from the jaws of victory nearly every time.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

11/21/07 Maternity Ward

should i watch this show? the verdit says no.

jaime's friends are over pregaming. i remember when they were 15-16 and innocent. now they are 22 and all hussied up to go out!

11/21/07 Pushing Daisies

2:00 - caryn wants to start makingmini pie-cakes. they looked so cute!

4:00 - who doesnt love scratch and sniffing!!

12:00 - ohnoes! chuck smells like death!!!!!

13:00 - who did it?! it wasnt smell guy. we havent met the actual killer yet i think.

15:00 - i wanna get caryn a big mermaid fin for her feet. shed be so cute!!!

16:00 - ohno. the story of charlotte's mother! will olive find out about the circumstances of her death eventually from the aunts? and then chuck will find out more?! and then...

17:00- mm, cup-pie!

18:00- i hate hiccups. i always hold my breath then swallow some water!

19:00 - omg pop-up pin-up book! i want one! caryn prolly wont let me have one :( popup guy is not the killer. could be the publisher. thats waht ill go with atm.

21:00 - howd the sock get in the sink?!? who knew they were on the case?! certainly makes it seem smell guy was not the killer. doe the publisher know they are on the case? or just popupguy? would be too dumb of popupguy to do it. still going with publisher.

25:00 - divergent olfactor theories!

26:00 - sure seeems like bad smell guy was the killer now. too easy. i dont buy it.

26:30 - Damn Reagan Administration!

27:00 - i love eyepatch aunt. she is so emo. i can relate!

27:30 - i wish i could bottle sunshine. unrelated, at daycamp, you didnt want to be in the lowest level pools with all the little kids, bc they peed in em! they were always the warmest.

29:00 - Follow the Yellow Thick Hose!!! i hope they find munchkins from the Lollypop Guild at teh end of it!

30:00 - ph33r the Chuds!!! sounds like enemies in my video games...

31:00 - well it sure looks like bad smell guy is the killer now.... :(

33:00 - presales of the book have skyrocketed!! The publisher is behind it after all maybe...

34:00 - good point chi, girls ARE slow!

35:00 - i TOTALLY want to get caryn olive's mermaid outfit. her rack looks great!

37:00 - with this good sales news, its still possible the publisher is behind it. perhaps even good smell guy himself. espsecially if one considers that hte book got bumped to bad release date (dumped in the words of popupguy). so goodsmell guy needed to do something to fix it. maybe he didnt mean for it to blow up and kill his assistant, but jsut to be an attempt on his life. but how does that explain the car? he was gonna die if he got in and didnt know what badsmell guy was doing. of course, he stopped and used the clicker, instead of getting right in.

38:00 - im sticking with publisher or goodsmell guy as the real killer.

39:00 - Mazda commercials, (zoom zoom), are SOOOOOOOO bad.

42:00 - AHA! badsmell guy is not the killer! hes investigating on his own!

43:00 - good use of the yellow thick hose.

44:00 - badsmell guy has never smelled anything like chuck! what does she smell like?!

45:00 - oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. badsmell guy has just espoused the "it was goodsmell guy so he could s(m)ell books" theory. WHAT. A. GREAT. NUT. what's that, mike? Rhymes with quarrel? yes, its me, Super Squirrel!!!!!

46:00 - why'd emo aunt really stop swimming?! was it the death of chuck's mom?

47:00 - lol spacing on the sock...

48:00 - ohnoes! i bet olive and chuck save them!!! ez nut there.

52:00 - NUT! good guy did not meaning to kill his student. well done, me.

54:00 - and there are the girls to save them. nut!

55:00 - lol, attacked by outside world smells.

56:00 - this singing aunt scene is a little weird...

57:00 - Phase II was a success! i thought it was gonna take til Phase III!

58:00 - cup-pies are on the menu! i bet caryn is tearing up right now...

59:00 - ooooooh. badsmell guy has the sweater! what does he smell!?! was it death also? or something else? i like it.... good twist.

previews: who is that actress in the candystore?

LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

Strike Watch 2007!

Stars Come Out for WGA Rally
Hollywood's Walk of Fame took on a new meaning Nov. 20 as Writers Guild of America members marched down Hollywood Boulevard holding signs of solidarity and shouting, "Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Who's gonna write your TV show?!" Before the march commenced, Alicia Keys revved up the crowd by performing her songs "Go Ahead" and "No One" from atop a flatbed truck. "Without words, there are no songs," she said. "Without words, there are no stories. I'm here for your cause." Holding a banner at the front of the 4,000-plus picket line was Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes, with cast member Sandra Oh by her side. "We just want to get back to work," she told TV Guide. "I'm hopeful that they'll let us get back to work." Oh also took a turn at the microphone, announcing, "I'm here today, proudly, to lend my support to the WGA and to echo the message to the six media conglomerates who make up the AMPTP that this strike affects us all." Minutes later, she led the crowd in a war cry of "Share!" Her impassioned speech concluded with, "I wish the WGA negotiating team superpowers as they walk into the Nov. 26 talks. May the force be with you. A writer wrote that, and I wish to see you guys all at work soon." Among the masses was also Fox's Back to You cocreator Steve Levitan. "Their refusal to negotiate early on galvanized everybody," he said of the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP). "And now this is an incredible show of force that they're clearly feeling they finally have to deal with."Representatives of numerous unions attended the rally as a show of support for the WGA, including SAG members Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Leland Orser and Frances Fisher. Actor and SAG president Alan Rosenberg championed the WGA's cause. "The writers' fight is our fight, too," he told TV Guide. "We stand shoulder-to-shoulder with them as long as it takes."



Ausiello on Scrubs
Question: How will the writers' strike affect the final season of Scrubs!? — Brandon
Ausiello: In the worst way possible: If the work stoppage goes on much longer, we may never get our Scrubs series finale. "To finish this season, the strike would need to be over by mid-January/early February," Bill Lawrence told me after Saturday's event. "Once the strike ends, I'm going to do anything I can to do the finale of the show. And if that means trying to sell ABC Studios on the value of shooting those last episodes even if they were only for a special feature on the DVD, or airing them on ABC if NBC didn't want them, I will pursue every single road to make them." And that, my friends, is why we worship Bill Lawrence.

Monday, November 19, 2007

11/19/07 Heroes

See the HIMYM post for why we will be starting at minute 16... grrrr.

Go watch the first 15 minutes!

16:00 - west is a jew, selina has sympathy for him now. i still hate him. im an equal opportunity hater when it comes to bad chars.

17:00 - selina jsut nutted VM's line - can i keep him? (i want one). then she said something about golden geese.
CB Note: I want one, daddy!

19:00 - how did west pick hrg up? west is a little wimp.

22:00 - i couldnt have less sympathy for west the "did claire every really care about me?!?!" wimp. im enjoying watching hrg pwn him right now.

23:00 - great twist! hrg has west and knows mohinder is lying and working with the company bc he lied about the streets!!!!!

24:00 - uh oh, bob is getting to claire!!! and he mucked up by calling her ms. bennett. good catch claire!

25:00 - we all love vm. she is so great!

26:00 - looks like we are headed to a good crescendo here.

27:00 - selina jsut nutted west flying in. mohinder will e fine. we all know he has to live, hes too central and he narrates. and caryn notes that he has ltos more mistakes to make in the future!

28:00 - bob got claire! elle is the collateral! WHATS IN MR MUGGLES DOGGY BATH!!!!!!! oh, just gonna electrocutes her.

29:00 - hrg torturing elle is awesome.

30:00 - great hrg-elle scene! was elle born with her powers? or did she get them from testing? and the haitian took her memories!

31:00 - bob has claire. hrg has elle. selina: "oh the symmetry!"

32:00 - he is taking her blood to make serum with, not giving her the show selina! way ot ruin ur previous great nuts! now your old nuts are all shriveled :(

33:00 - aww, little hiro! but they touched eachother!! "Same Matter cannot occupy same space!!!" They should implode!! (name that movie... hint: it starred jean claude van damme)

34:00 - kurth thinks its beautiful that west and hrg teamed up. i think id rather have had hrg kileld west. selina thinks hrg still gonna get nutted in the eye. rachel will be sad when he dies.

35:00 - mike says this ep needs more shirtless peter. lawrence just gchatted to let us know he massively nutted the final scene of the ep.

36:00 - we expected the killer to be adam. but very cool the way hiro stayed and stopped tim et o take a look. awesome scene again b/c hiro didtn know that adam was in the present, unlike peter and the audience. my questoin: what about parkman's dad and nightmare guy? im not sure how he connects to adam.

47:00 - good parkman mrs petrelli scene. selina wants her to tell her power. who si this woman? they are playing her up to be pretty significant.

50:00 - ok i will admit - hrg/west bonding time is funny.

51:00 - nobody wants hrg to die. but it looks like hes gona get shot by mohinder and then teh painting is west flying her up.

54:00 - AMAZING finale scene. mohinder omg what is wrong with you! hrg why didtn you shoot bob faster!!!!

55:00 - nobody wanted hrg to die. he was too coo la character. theyre trying to hope he lives. and claire brings him bakc to life (more awful rachel nuts). he's dead. itd be such a copout if they let him live. the girls say "its just an eye." caryn thankfully pionts out that "and it didnt go into the brain?". mike thinks hes not dead. I think hes dead. im going on record. im the only one. going for the nut gold!!!

57:00 - selina is disrespecting george takei's funeral. and rachel is disrespecting us with alleged "eulogy nuts". to wit: "his memory lives on".

58:00 great nut by caryn - elle is going to become good. great prediction babe!!!!

59:00 - awesome that parkman took the name from mrs petrelli.

60:00 - hrg lives! and he's worried! and claire doesnt know!

Post discussoin on hwo they could possibly wrap the season in 2 episodes. shame :( this was def a good ep. very pleased.

11/19/07 HIMYM

Disasters everywhere.

1) i broke the window.

2) the Tivo didnt tape Heroes. b/c of a conflict with The Hills at 10! except, when caryn and i tried to set Weeds to tape at 10, it told us there was a conflict with Heroes and Samantha Who! SO IT LIED!!! what a giant pos this dvr is. timewarner sucks donkeyballs.

3) cool pie fact - the first pies wre invented in egypt

4) nut of the show - caryn nutted that ted and robin were gonna nut.

5) after setting Heroes to tape (we will miss the first 15minutes - lets hope that was Twins Time), we had to reestablish our spot partway through HIMYM.

Bob insults:
- he was there at the first thanksgiving
- noah gave him shotgun in the ark
- ted's an architect, but bob invented fire

I voted for the Noah insult, but the crowd preferred the firts thanksgiving. as ted and robin screamed at eachother prenut - selina whispered a 5-4-3-2-1 countdown in my ear, nutting the exact moment of the kiss!

5 cont'd) THE TIVO WOULD NOT STOP. we fastforwarded, rewinded. but everyitme we hit play, it jumped to the 30th minute of the episode. EVERY TIME. in the end, we had to start watching HIMYM again, FROM THE BEGINNING. Timewarner can eat my balls.

6) caryn was just telling everyone about the "christmas log" she baked at her class. I informed the group that it didnt look so much like a log log, as a deuce log. laughter all around!

7) HIMYM is back, and we cant pause b/c we dont want to risk it. to the show!

8) great catch by caryn - "i hear something burning" - robin.

9) i love bob.

10) rachel tried to call a 2nd ted-robin nutting, but appears to have failed.

11) im totally gonna start doing this major-colonel-general thing.

CB Note: Marshall's You Got Slapped Video - Check it out!!!

Strike Watch 2007!

Writers, Producers Agree to Resume Talks Nov. 26
The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers and WGA have agreed on a date to talk turkey... after having some turkey. The following statement was released late Friday: "Leaders from the AMPTP and the WGA have mutually agreed to resume formal negotiations on Nov. 26," aka after the Thanksgiving holiday (aka after the tryptophan has worn off and everyone is alert and perky again).

Let's all cross our fingers and hope that the remainder of the TV season can be salvaged and that we won't, in fact, have to rely on such fare as "My Father Can Beat Up Your 5th Grader." (Which, as I type it, actually sounds fun to watch. But you get my point.)



2007 versus 1988: Television Will Be Struck Harder This Time The strike by the Writers Guild of America is just two weeks old and there's already been a lot of fretting about what fans will do when first-run episodes of their favorite shows run out. So what will happen if, despite the recent agreement to resume talks on Nov. 26, it goes on for 22 weeks like the last work stoppage in 1988?

According to Shari Ann Brill, a senior vice president at the ad-buying firm Carat, this strike is going to hurt a whole lot more. "Television as a medium will survive this, but the days of powerful rule by the broadcasters over audiences and advertisers could suffer a crippling blow from a prolonged disruption," she says.

The 1988 strike, she noted, occurred in early March. This was before the official TV season included the May sweeps, so most series had completed production for the season. Even though there was no end in sight for the work stoppage, the networks went ahead and presented a new fall schedule for the 1988-89 season and sold time on it to advertisers.

The strike was settled in August, which delayed the start of the season for many series. But there was still plenty of stuff to watch. NBC had the Summer Olympics in Seoul, which started in mid-September. Major League Baseball playoffs were still delivering muscular ratings and were not the event that networks dread carrying now. It was a presidential campaign season in which the networks carried several debates and didn't have to share them with several cable news outlets. Theatrical movies and miniseries were still a major staple of the prime-time lineups, and they had plenty of those in the pipeline.

The strike of '07 was called smack in the middle of the production cycle for most shows. With the networks out of the movie business, and sports less of a player on the broadcast networks this time of year, the networks are relying on repeats, reality and newsmagazines. Ad agencies will be monitoring the situation closely, Brill says, because a significant ratings drop means they'll have to make alternative plans to sell products. "There are very few alternatives to replace the reach and impact of first-run broadcast television," she says.

Needless to say, the competitive landscape was a lot different in 1988. There were only 17 national cable networks that were rated by Nielsen. Brill says to compare that with the 88 cable outlets Nielsen measures now. "The broadcast television business is in a much more fragile state than it was in 1988," she says. "Erosion and fragmentation continues, and the presence of online and offline TV alternatives continues to grow." If the strike goes far into 2008, she adds, "the networks will experience an accelerated [ratings] decline."

The drop was already evident in the first casualty of the strike, the late-night shows. Repeat episodes of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno were down 16 percent in viewers 18 to 49 during the first strike week. Late Night with Conan O'Brien was off nine percent. (CBS's Late Show with David Letterman and ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live fared better with only slight decreases). But if the trend continues, the hosts will feel the pressure to return before the strike is over, something that's already being discussed.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Breaking News!!

My rug has arrived!!


Friday, November 16, 2007

Heroes Director's Blog

http://gregbeeman.blogspot.com/2007/11/season-2-episode-8-four-months-ago.html

Cool perspective from the director of Heroes and some fun pictures too!!!

Strike Watch 2007!

Universal Suspends 30 Rock, Office Actors

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Reuters Canada reported that Universal Media Studios on Thursday began notifying actors on The Office, 30 Rock and Bionic Woman that the studio is suspending them on half-pay for five weeks, due to the force majeure, or "greater force," provisions in their Screen Actors Guild contracts.

Such a contract clause could be invoked for writers soon if the strike progresses. Many writers' production deals "trigger" the termination clause four to six weeks into a stoppage, but in some cases, it could only be two weeks. Friday, Sony began notifying the regulars on two of the sitcoms it produces, Fox's 'Til Death and CBS' Rules of Engagement, that they are being put on unpaid hiatus, remaining exclusive to the studio. This didn't sit well with SAG and AFTRA, the two main actors' unions.

Reuters elaborated, "According to SAG's interpretation of Section 61 of its collective bargaining agreement, the studios have three options in case of a strike: Put series regulars on hold at full salary, suspend them for a period of up to five weeks at half-pay, or terminate them. If, like Universal, the studios opt for suspension, the performers themselves, according to SAG, can terminate their deals at the end of the five-week period. If they don't do that, the studios can choose to keep the regulars with full pay or end their deals." This means that actors can go off and do other projects, but if and when the strike ends, they have to drop everything and return to their network's show.

Warner Bros. also got into the act; a letter sent earlier this week to employees by Warner Bros. TV said that if the writers' strike continues, all of its series — which include ER, Without a Trace, Cold Case and Pushing Daisies — will shut down in the next six to seven weeks, possibly leading to a loss of jobs.

At least two other studios have considered the idea of putting actors on hiatus, but none has actually followed through since SAG and AFTRA's stern reaction to Sony's letters.


Eddie Murphy Walks Off Movie Set
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Eddie Murphy was in the Pacific Palisades yesterday to film his new movie Nowhereland, but when picketers from the WGA arrived, the actor left the set and didn't return. There were reports that this drew huge cheers from the crowd of around 50 protesters chanting on megaphones and playing music loudly in order to shut down the production. However, I spoke to writer and protester Katherine Butler, who was at the protest and said the writers were being anything but disruptive. "They are making us sound like we were purposely being obnoxious and disruptive in order to shut down the movie. When, in fact, we were walking in a small circle, occasionally chanting. They even handed out whistles, and no one blew them."

Butler did not witness Murphy leaving, but did say that, "There are a lot of us out there who know the problem isn't the hard-working actors, teamsters, grips, sound guys. Unfortunately, the producers aren't on set. I'd like to be outside Nick Counter's office waving a sign. We're aware that we're not making the actors and crew’s life any easier, but all we're trying to do is make our point. We had leaders from the protest at the film set yesterday thanking the teamsters and crew for their support and understanding, and relaying to them that our goal is not to be disruptive; it's only to be heard."

While it's clear that production on the movie was suspended for the day, and the WGA is championing Murphy's actions, there has been no official comment by Murphy's camp on whether or not his film walkoff was strike-related or not.



Strike Outlaw? Lost Showrunner Returns to Work

Whatever you think about the writers' strike, ya gotta feel for guys like Lost writer-producer Carlton Cuse. As a writer, he's on strike. But as a producer... mmm, not so much. So even though he's a member of the WGA's negotiating committee, he's returning to work, at least to do some postproduction on the eight episodes that have already been shot. "We feel we owe that to our fans," he tells the New York Times. "We would harm our franchise if we didn't do it ourselves." So who'll be next to punch back in? We'll keep you posted.... In other strike news, um, did they only just hear about it in Canada? Bionic Woman, which shoots in Vancouver, powered down just last week, and Battlestar Galactica will wrap up this Friday.... Although the Hollywood Reporter says that secret meetings are taking place that would bring the hosts of the Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with Conan O'Brien back to their desks, nothing is expected to happen before Thanksgiving.



Young and Restless
and Incensed Soap Scribes Deny Returning to Work

Soap scribes aren't picket-line-crossing dirty birds. That's the word from Young and the Restless head writer Lynn Latham, whose staff has issued the following statement refuting trade-mag reports that some in their ranks used the "financial core" loophole to return to their Smith-Coronas:

"As the writing staff of The Young and the Restless gathered together to share pizza — something we have vowed to do weekly until the strike ends — we were incensed to read the incorrect information printed in Variety, [saying] that several writers on our show sought financial-core status. Our entire writing staff of 18 is united, and we fully support our union. Not a single person who was writing for Y&R when we struck has gone core. Not one. We stand united with sore feet from picketing. Well, some of us sit. But we all do our part, and we cannot be parted."



Videologblog: Writers Strike (Colbert Report writers)



Bring On The Pol: John Edwards To Picket

The WGA just announced that Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards will join striking writers on the picket line Friday. "Following his public statement of solidarity with the Writers Guild of America last week, former U.S. Senator John Edwards will ... support the WGA in its ongoing fight to secure a fair and reasonable deal." He will walk the line at 2 PM at NBC Entertainment, 3000 W. Alameda Avenue in Burbank at the NBC sign on the corner. This absolutely one-ups all previous political activity on the line where Barack Obama's LA staff and volunteers joined the strikers. All three Democratic frontrunners have expressed support for the striking writers, but Edwards has had the least amount of Hollywood support financially or celebrity/mogul-wise. Obama was first to make a pro-WGA declaration. I've already reported that the Hollywood/Big Media moguls were pissed as hell that Obama got out in front of the other Democratic presidential candidates and issued what they considered "a totally knee-jerk response" taking the writers' side. And they let him know it, too. (Clearly the CEOs were naive enough to think that just because they've been hosting political fundraisers and giving donations to him that gives them any clout.)

Thursday, November 15, 2007

TV News!

Exclusive: Gilmore Comeback a Religious Experience

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Nobody can ever say that Matt Czuchry is a victim of typecasting. Sources confirm to me exclusively that Czuchry is following up his memorable stint as hard-living bad boy Logan on Gilmore Girls with an arc on Friday Night Lights as — I kid you not — a devout Christian. Natch, he's being introduced to the show via the newly religious Lyla. He'll first show up in FNL's 12th episode when Lyla guests on his Christian radio show.

Strike Watch 2007!

Dave Opens Own Wallet To Pay His Staff

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EXCLUSIVE: I've just learned that David Letterman and his producers yesterday morning announced to his Late Show staff that they will be paid through the end of the year even though the show isn't on the air during the writers strike. "Dave's not doing this to get good press, which is why it hasn't been reported for almost two days," a source tells me. "This is really significant because, as opposed to all of the other shows, this money comes out of Dave's own pocket." When Late Show stopped making new episodes last week, CBS ceased paying Letterman's production company on November 5th. And, in case you were wondering, Dave owns Late Show while Jay does not own The Tonight Show as Johnny Carson did. (FYI, earlier this month, a news report claimed Jon Stewart had made a similar offer to pay his staff through the holidays, but then his rep said it was untrue.)


Yes, Worldwide Pants employees are getting paid. However, most of the technical crew for the Late Show and Late Late Show are CBS employees, some of which are non-staff but per diem, even though they work on regular basis. These employees (at least in Los Angeles) have been on the street since day 1 of the strike. CBS does not want to pay them. They're like the bastard child nobody wants to claim.


Just a reminder that striking Late Show writers Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel, Bill Scheft, Steve Young, Matt Roberts, Tom Ruprecht, Jeremy Weiner, Lee Ellenberg, Joe Grossman and Bob Borden have begun a blog about the writers walkout. (Here's an LA Weekly column I wrote about Letterman, Dave The Brave.)




"SNL" and "30 Rock" Will Be Presented Live at NYC's Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

Fans of the hit television programs "30 Rock" and "Saturday Night Live" might not be able to catch new episodes on television due to the ongoing writers strike, but some lucky ticket holders will be able to see their favorite shows performed live at the New York Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Nov. 17 and 19.


The casts of the two NBC programs will present one-night-only live performances for eager audiences who can't get their fix in their own living rooms. While the events haven't been highly publicized, both performances have already sold out. All proceeds from the live performances will benefit the Writers Guild strike fund.


"Saturday Night Live" will feature a collection of favorite sketches, hosted by Michael Cera, the young star of "Superbad." The musical guest will be Yo La Tengo. The entire current cast of "SNL" has been confirmed for the 11:30 PM performance on Nov. 17.


The live performance of "30 Rock," scheduled for Nov. 19 at 8 PM, will feature the complete cast of "30 Rock," including Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski and Alec Baldwin. The star-studded cast is scheduled to perform a live episode from the popular series.


Production of "30 Rock" and "Saturday Night Live" ground to a halt Nov. 4 as talks collapsed between the Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers. Key issues remain writers' residuals from DVD sales, internet broadcasts, cell phone and new media. A previous writers strike in 1988 lasted 22 weeks.


The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre is located in Manhattan at 307 West 26th Street. For more information on the Upright Citizens Brigade, visit www.ucbtheatre.com.


Impact Of WGA Strike On TV Production

IATSE sources tell me that the number of TV shows that have shut down because of the writers walkout was 50 at the beginning of this week. And, by the end of this week, that number will be over 100.


CBS News Writers Tell Strike Vote Monday

The CBS News writers' strike authorization vote will take place tomorrow, November 15th and Friday, November 16th. The WGA East will announce the results on Monday, November 19th. The WGA-CBS members have been working under an expired contract since April 2, 2005, and without a pay raise since April 2004. The contract covers more than 500 newswriters, editors, desk assistants, production assistants, graphic artists, promotion writers and researchers in New York, Washington DC, Chicago, and Los Angeles working in television and radio on the national and local levels. Today, Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer visited the newsrooms of CBS Network Television, WCBS-TV (Channel 2), local News radio 880-AM, and Network Graphics to "lend his personal support" to the newsroom writers, according to WGAE.


Words Matter...

Passing time on the CBS picket line:


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Ben, Lily, Sarah & Zach 'Support Writers Of The Words That Make Them Famous'

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The WGA's PR campaign released video of actors Ben Stiller, Lily Tomlin, Sarah Silverman, Marge Hildebrand, and Zach Braff speaking at Tuesday's Bring-A Star-To-Picket-With-You event in "support for the men and women who write the words that make them famous." Lily Tomlin: “The actors are nothing without good words! We’re nothing.” And actor/writer/director Ben Stiller: “I hope this strike is over soon, but it shouldn’t be over until we get what we need.” Sarah Silverman: “It’s so crazy ridiculous...all the writers want is a small percentage of the money that the producers are making on the things that they’re writing. “They’re getting zero.”


Picketing: Gays Today, Assistants Monday

Writer/director C. Jay Cox and Michael Medico (who heads up the blog Hot in Hollywood) are hosting "Gay Gate" at the main gate of Raleigh Studios Hollywood at 5300 Melrose Avenue today from 10 AM until 2 PM Los Angeles Times . Invited are gay and lesbian writers and actors to join at a central location for one day. They said they decided on Raleigh since the gayest show on television, Ugly Betty, is filmed there. As the invitation reads, "Let's picket because we're right. Let's picket together because we're fabulous!"

On Monday, assistants are organizing a central picket between 12 Noon until 2 PM at the Main Gate (Pico & Motor) of the Fox lot. Invited are assistants and other “below-the-line” employees ("particularly those who have been laid-off by the media conglomerates") who support the WGA and would like to picket in unity with the writers. "For writers, this is a chance for us to celebrate the assistants and “below-the-line” employees, and to recognize them for the sacrifices they’re being forced to make as we fight for a fair deal."

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Strike Watch 2007!

Producers Blast WGA's Use of "Fear and Intimidation"
In the wake of reports that some soaps writers have returned to work via a loophole called "financial core" status, the WGA West has formed a Strike Rules Compliance Committee whose mission, says chair Dan Wilcox, "is to ensure that the strike rules are strictly enforced." And the first rule of strike club? "There is no more fundamental working rule than the prohibition against a WGA member performing struck work" — as some Young and the Restless scribes are said to be doing.

The SRCC tells WGA members, "You must inform the Guild of the name of any writer you have reason to believe is engaged in strike-breaking activity or other scab writing…. If you have suspicions about a particular writer or project, the best way to report them will be to call our hotline. Our purpose is not to punish people; it is to head off scab work before it can undermine the strike."

The existence of and enforcement of rules by the SRCC drew immediate fire from the Association of Motion Picture and Television Producers, whose president on Tuesday issued a statement asserting, "The WGA is using fear and intimidation to control its membership. Asking members to inform on each other and creating a blacklist of those who question the tactics of the WGA leadership is as unacceptable today as it was when the WGA opposed these tactics in the 1950s."


CBS News Writers May Join Walkout Come Monday

The CBS News staffers represented by the Writers Guild of America East are expected to join the picket line on Monday. The union members, who include news and promo writers, graphic artists and a few producers at the network, have been working without a contract for more then two years. But now that their union counterparts on the entertainment side have walked off the job in their dispute with the studios over payment for digital distribution, the CBS News employees are feeling emboldened to walk. "The betting is it will happen on Monday," says one CBS News insider. "They have the solidarity and the power of the West Coast."

The WGA East members are expected to favor a strike when they vote on Thursday. The network's public stance has been that its prepared for a strike and that it will "continue to produce quality news programs for our viewers." The WGAE has rejected the networks' proposal, which featured a two-tiered system that would pay writers for national programs a higher rate than those who write for local shows. CBS is also refusing to make any pay increase retroactive to the expiration date of the last contract.


Embattled Ellen Cancels NYC Show Plans

ellen-degeneres.jpgI've just been given the exclusive news that Ellen DeGeneres will not be bringing her syndicated talk show to NYC next week as planned. (The New York Post story today is wrong.) Ellen is taping her TBS special tomorrow night in Las Vegas and was supposed to catch a plane immediately afterwards for NYC.

The Ellen Degeneres Show was planning to tape in NYC next Monday and Tuesday, November 19th and 20th. Ellen is both a member a the WGA and AFTRA. Which is why the Writers Guild Of America East issued the statement it did last Friday headlined "Ellen Is Not Welcome In NY." The guild had pledged to "certainly let Ellen know our dissatisfaction in person if she decides to proceed with the shows she has scheduled [and] make our voices heard the preceding week if she tries to pre-tape comedy segments on location." Since then Ellen has been under fire by writers and others. The "s" word, for scab, has even been used during this controversy.

There has been a running dispute between the WGA East and AFTRA with Ellen smack in the middle because she went back on the air after honoring only one day of the writers strike. On her first day back, Ellen said she supports her writers but returned to work because of a) her crew and b) her company, which ordered her to, and c)a no-strike clause in her AFTRA contract.

But AFTRA was quick to defend Ellen, saying she had done nothing to violate the WGA agreement and noting that DeGeneres, like other first-run syndications that deliver original programming (Dr. Phil, Regis and Kelly, and Oprah), has a contractual obligation as host and producer. Also a portion of the Writers Guild's "Minimum Basic Agreement" (MBA) supposedly excuses Ellen's situation.

But the writers guild scolded Ellen for not making an "act of individual conscience".

I should note here that AFTRA is often accused of having undercut Guild contracts for years and poaching jobs that are traditional union jurisdiction. But AFTRA pulled out a letter to Ellen dated November 8th (and written before today's WGAE statement) expressing "appreciation" to Ellen "for your individual act of solidarity shown to the striking writers in their efforts to negotiate a fair contract with the industry producers."

  1. WGAE Replies To AFTRA About Ellen Mess
  2. AFTRA Defends Ellen; Rep Says She "Has Done Nothing" To Violate WGA
  3. WGAE States Ellen "Not Welcome In NY"

Better rent the first season...

FX Incurs More Damages (Seasons 2 and 3, To Be Exact)

Turns out that Ausiello's grapevine was ripe when it reported on this five weeks ago. FX has ordered not one more but two new seasons of the critically acclaimed Damages, for a total of 26 episodes. "To be able to tell 26 more hours of mind-blowing stories with Todd A. Kessler, Daniel Zelman and Glenn Kessler is an incredible position to be in," says Jamie Erlicht, Co-President of Programming and Production, Sony Pictures Television. "FX has continually shown enormous support for both this show and for Sony, and it's evident in this extended renewal."

As revealed in my Damages "burning questions answered" Q&A with Zelman and the Kesslers, Glenn Close, Rose Byrne and Tate Donovan all were originally contracted for six seasons and are definitely on board for Season 2, though the fate of Ted Danson's Frobisher remains in the air.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Strike Watch 2007!

Network Exec: Settlement Unlikely Until Next Year

With the Writers Guild of America strike entering its ninth day, network executives are now saying they don't expect a settlement until early next year. As of late Monday, there was not even a hint of the WGA and the Alliance of Motion Pictures and Television Producers, which represents the studios, returning to the bargaining table, as both sides are dug in on the issue of residual payments for DVD and digital distribution of programs."We're being told by our labor people that it won't be resolved before the end of the year," says one network executive.There are also no signs that any of the late-night talk-show hosts will return to their desks without writers. Several network insiders said published reports about a scenario where substitute hosts fill in for Jay Leno on NBC's Tonight Show and Conan O'Brien on Late Night with Conan O'Brien was unlikely. "It would be hard for any late-night host to go on without writers, but someone who's never hosted before?" said one exec. But the hosts will clearly feel the pressure to return as the staffs of those shows could be laid off after this week.


TV Bloggers Go Dark in Support of WGA Members
Support for WGA members on strike is spreading from people like union members and friends and families of the strikers to a wilier bunch: TV bloggers.
The Pie Maker, a fan blog for Pushing Daisies, posted the following announcement: "On Nov. 13, this blog and the blogs listed below will be on strike for the day in solidarity with the Writers Guild of America. As fellow writers and as TV fans, we are coming together to express our strong support for the writers and their goals. We believe that when a writer's work makes money for a company, that writer deserves to be paid." Although the list of striking bloggers is small, it should continue to grow by day's end. There are many grassroot efforts popping up all over the Internet. WGA members now have a blog, along with Facebook strike groups, and the most viewed strike site, United Hollywood. The message is clear: Bloggers are not just TV fans, they are writer fans as well. They want their TV back, but they want their writers back and happy. "Many writers depend on residuals for a stable income, and that income shouldn't be based on an outdated formula that ignores the existence of new media and all but a tiny percentage of DVD sales. The talented writers responsible for so much of what we love about television should and must be paid fairly and equitably, and we will stand with them until they reach that goal. For everyone's sake, and for the sake of television, we hope both sides can come to an agreement quickly." Bloggers should be back to work first thing tomorrow.


Soap Scribes Ponder Return to Work
A gaggle of soap opera scribes — allegedly at the top-rated
The Young and the Restless in particular — have decided to give up their membership in the Writers Guild to return to work. Which is too bad, really, because whatever scabs would have come up with could have been chalked up to the handiwork of shape-shifting Nurse Sheila, anyway.

They Said/They Said: Writers and Producers Each Make Their Cases
The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers on Monday took out full-page ads in trade papers Variety and the Hollywood Reporter to claim (with some degree of, um, "poetic license") that not only do writers already see green every time a film or TV episode they penned is downloaded, they also get paid residuals. For their part, the writers have set up their own strike blog (at
Strikenotes.blogspot.com) to state their case to those (both) of you who haven't already had it up to here with strike coverage.

Lost's Damon Lindelof: "Things Have Gotten Ugly"
In a
1,095-word op-ed piece for the New York Times, Lost cocreator/head writer Damon Lindelof weighs in on the WGA strike and "the guild's desire for a portion of revenues derived from the Internet." Lost, for example, "has been streamed hundreds of millions of times [on ABC.com], yet the writers get 'nothing' from the sale of surrounding ad content. We're also a hit on iTunes. Again, we get nothing."

Lindelof warns, "If this strike lasts longer than three months, an entire season of television will end this December," and any new series won't arrive until 2009. He describes himself as "angry because I am accused of being greedy by studios that are being greedy. [My] greed is fair and reasonable.... The studios' greed, on the other hand, is hidden behind... claims that they make nothing on the Web, that the streaming and downloading of our shows is purely 'promotional.'"

So is there any hope for resolution and a return to how things were a week and a half ago? "Things have gotten ugly," Lindelof opines, "and the lines of communication have broken down completely.... Perhaps it's not too late, though, for both sides to rally around the one thing we still have in common: our mourning for the way things used to be."

Nets Line Up Game Shows

Get ready for lies. No, not from politicians. Not even from network suits. There’s a new crop of game shows coming that hinge on whether contestants are bluffing. And those programs could make air sooner rather than later, if Hollywood writers continue to strike.

Filming has wrapped on ABC’s Wanna Bet?, a game show based on a German format, in which celebrities wager on stunt-performing contestants. Also in production is Duel, based on a French format, in which players gamble for prizes, using the bluff as part of their strategy. On CBS’ Do You Trust Me?, strangers team up for money, wagering on how much each can depend on the other. On Fox’s Moment of Truth, premiering Jan. 23 (and based on a Colombian format), contestants answer questions about their own lives, strapping themselves to lie detectors in a quest for cash. NBC’s Amnesia also delves into players’ personal lives.

Steve Sternberg, Magna Global’s executive vp of audience analysis, said any bluffing trend in game shows may signal broadcasters’ attempts to find the next Deal or No Deal. “The networks are always looking to put a new spin on what’s working,” he said.

The show with perhaps the newest—and unlikeliest—spin is Fox’s Moment of Truth. Five years ago, the network tried and failed with extreme game show The Chamber, while ABC had similar results with The Chair. But with stories about torture and interrogation continuing to make headlines, some advertisers said viewers still may not want to embrace such dark show concepts. “We weren’t ready as a culture to embrace it then, and I don’t think we’re ready now,” said Laura Caraccioli-Davis, executive vp at Starcom Entertainment.

What viewers are ready for, everyone seems to agree, are family-friendly game shows. Shows that aren’t too risqué. Shows, Sternberg said, that “adults can watch with kids in the room.”And that’s just what NBC hopes it has with Amnesia. Craig Plestis, the network’s executive vp of alternative programming, compared the eight-episode series to the classic This Is Your Life, “but with stakes to it,” he said, adding Amnesia was much more light-hearted than Fox’s Moment of Truth.

Of course, the two networks have battled over formats before, the most recent time occurring after NBC announced The Singing Bee, and Fox followed with Don’t Forget the Lyrics. But Plestis said this time around it’s no contest. “They’re completely different formats,” he said of Amnesia and Truth. “So I don’t see this as a race.”

Overview of new game shows in the works:

ABC’s Wanna Bet?, a game show based on a German format, has celebrities wagering on stunt-performing contestants.


ABC's Duel, based on a French format, has two contestants face each other in a high-stakes quiz game while trying to bluff their way to win money. It's a cross between a quiz show and a poker game.


CBS’ Do You Trust Me? where strangers team up for money, wagering on how much each can depend on the other. It's supposed to be hosted by bow-tie-sporting pundit Tucker Carlson, and the cash is over $1 million. Carlson reveals secrets from each contestant's past, influencing how much trust their teammate may have.

Fox’s Moment of Truth is based on a Colombian format where contestants are strapped to lie detectors and asked personal questions in a quest for cash. As long as they answer truthfully, they win money and continue on in the game.

NBC’s Amne$ia is a quiz show that delves into players’ personal lives. The brainchild of Mark Burnett, it challenges contestants to remember events from their own life.

Other links:

Picket with the Stars!

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